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「林小姐？林小姐？」80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAuhEhMcd0
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對面的男人看起來大概35歲左右，長相平凡，不醜也不帥，就只是普通而已。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHidxxyIB1
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要不是實在被纏得受不了，不然她根本不會答應這次邀約。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YDmlA8UWo
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有句話叫「人正真好，人醜吃草」。呸，好個屁！從小到大，自己不知道有多少次因為天生長得好看而受到那些顏狗的騷擾。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rIdr7TZNV
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以前在學校是這樣，現在出了社會在百貨公司當櫃姐就更是這樣，而且那些原本年齡相近的顏狗還多了比她大好幾歲的老男人，噁心都噁心死了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVcTUUATDp
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面前這個中年大叔感覺就是喜歡騙年輕妹妹玩的，因為這種老牛吃嫩草的行為會讓他好像又回到了年輕的時候。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNYseRFdCg
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於是，暗自在心中鄙視對方的林玫仙出招了：「王先生，你知不知道什麼是『亞洲四大邪術』？」80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRerW27Hfr
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「不好意思，我不太懂現在網路上的流行……那是什麼術語嗎？」男人尷尬地笑了笑。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbGM9SypqF
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林玫仙聽到他居然這樣反問，沒忍住地翻了個白眼，連嘲笑都不想嘲笑。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZP3T7n2gj
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「好吧，那我就解釋一下。」她故意語氣傲慢，「第一邪是泰國變性術，第二邪是韓國整容術，第三邪是中國PS術，最後是……」80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpB8No4NZG
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「是什麼？」80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ37KuJ1CfD
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「相信王先生應該有在電視節目上見識過化妆术的厲害，我們台灣的化妝技術可是不輸日本的喔！」80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlymV07ASyn
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見男人被自己唬得一懵，林玫仙露出了非常燦爛的笑容。「王先生你想當我男友可以啊，如果你可以接受我卸妝後的樣子。」80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3tHM7U0Uz
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「哈、哈……呃，林小姐妳真愛開玩笑。」80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpY3WlGnSg
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「王先生你這麼說就不對了！我是因為你那麼誠心追求我，所以我才對你坦白的。談戀愛必須要你情我願，不然你以為我為什麼還沒有交到男朋友？」80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4suspf9Vb
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說謊話就是要七分真三分假，假中有真，似真似假，必須得模棱两可才能讓人有足夠的腦補餘地——除了長得醜這點，她「有化妝」是真的，「沒有男朋友」也是真的。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrh6lFLL2C
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「王先生你難道忘了我是碧兒泉的櫃姐嗎？如果你有興趣，我可以讓你看一下我是怎麼化妝的。」林玫仙頓了頓，「像是貼雙眼皮貼和假睫毛還有戴放大片讓眼睛變大，或是用肤腊垫高鼻梁，當然粉底液遮瑕、眉筆畫眉毛就不用說了。」80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Wwwryrkle
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此話一出，原本還算和諧的氣氛頓時變得尷尬無比。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmA9KU6EsNQ
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透過男人懷疑打量的眼神，林玫仙可以看出他已經開始相信自己的謊言，索性毫不閃躲對方目光，喝起漂浮汽水。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEtQaRG2i4
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算算時間，她特地給這個不自量力想虧妹的中年大叔準備的「大驚喜」也要來了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsngK1fdBK5
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「林……」80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8z3Dkbfdx
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「王富凱！」80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3DfThrLm9
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伴隨尖銳刺耳的女聲，一個穿大紅雪紡裙的女子氣勢沖沖的快步逼近他們那一桌。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDdPqxVfGy
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「安、安娜？」男人明顯被這意外神展開驚呆了，就連被潑了一臉水都還沒反應過來，看上去狼狽極了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqxnj7FUtu
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「呵，看到我很意外嗎？你這不要臉的渣男！」女子咄咄逼人地罵道，「要不是艾薇通知我，我還不知道你居然背著我在外面泡年輕妹妹。」80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3u0oPgSSLn
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「安娜妳聽我解釋……」80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodFf1FshH1
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「解釋？你他媽還有臉解釋！」80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzZLvievyK
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林玫仙在心裡給自己點了個讚，明天下班一定要請主管吃晚餐，撇除被盯業績不談，人家艾薇女士對她還是很好的。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡim6gpHmoR2
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喝完漂浮汽水，林玫仙拎起包就要走人。「原來王先生你已經有女朋友了啊。不好意思，我這個人是很正經的，對當別人小三一點興趣也沒有！」80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwYB5jmTPl
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「等等，林……」80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZGAUpUF0C
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「爛人，你去死吧！」80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKLLS42t2n
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不管後頭的情侶撕逼大戰，她腳步輕快地離開這間咖啡廳。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpswfMShKU
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果然現實中男人都是大猪蹄子，根本就不能相信，完全比不上二次元男神長得帥又專情還蘇蘇蘇。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYpqCphw4G
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交什麼男朋友，不如回家玩乙女遊戲！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHr50SrZA1q
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——林玫仙今年24歲，顏值高，沒有男朋友，下班之後最大的娛樂是和紙片人談戀愛。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KK2juGPRB
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