A:讓她在這裡有個家。107Please respect copyright.PENANA0fbHvWgbPS
Q:例如?107Please respect copyright.PENANAgDmeRyQXOC
A:求婚。107Please respect copyright.PENANA3tLoNS5ByV
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於是,某天開始,求婚變成一種……嗯,日常運動?107Please respect copyright.PENANAydK9whRXEI
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範例一、A的場合:107Please respect copyright.PENANAPoD9YEfes4
A:(拉住塞卡)107Please respect copyright.PENANASFrq3KFrs0
女:……哈?這什麼……?107Please respect copyright.PENANAWQwkC9VtI2
A:卡。107Please respect copyright.PENANAlY2MCSJYAp
女:我有眼睛看得出來。107Please respect copyright.PENANAlijEcNfZdP
A:那?107Please respect copyright.PENANAGEnFTBnv9t
女:我是問這卡是幹嘛的?讓我幫你管錢?我可不要!107Please respect copyright.PENANAJartpQrIL8
A:不,是用錢砸妳。107Please respect copyright.PENANAPvcR31MXUJ
女:……哈?107Please respect copyright.PENANAqiqLWFiXJo
A:妳說過要是有天想結婚要男人用錢砸妳。107Please respect copyright.PENANAnDC8PtICrB
女:――我一直覺得,某天我錯手殺了你法官一定會判我無罪!107Please respect copyright.PENANA5Dtyke7FgN
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範例二、B的場合:107Please respect copyright.PENANAgXAhRjgWHx
B:(扭捏)神、神子……107Please respect copyright.PENANAQkvZTISulj
女:什麼事?107Please respect copyright.PENANAwMxRcexWmK
B:(水汪汪的眼睛) 神、神子……107Please respect copyright.PENANARglKNFab0h
女:呃,什麼事?107Please respect copyright.PENANAEoUNa5GeYC
B:(水汪汪的眼睛身體扭來扭去)神、神子……107Please respect copyright.PENANANo3HNW1Nai
女:(三條線)……呃,我在,什麼事?107Please respect copyright.PENANAF9l4Xfx2sH
B:(少女的祈禱)神、神子,我想……107Please respect copyright.PENANAZBHAFxDUom
女:Σ(゚Д゚;≡;゚д゚)對、對不起,我想起來我早餐還沒吃我先回去洗澡――107Please respect copyright.PENANAicl7JT9coY
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範例三、C的場合107Please respect copyright.PENANAkZeJxxDAkq
C:男左女右,請把右手給我。107Please respect copyright.PENANA2przN4GGo5
女:啊……這裡。(伸手)107Please respect copyright.PENANAPImr2sbyvJ
C:(套戒指)……107Please respect copyright.PENANATRbWaCsRbj
女:(驚看中指)咦?!啊……這、這、這是……107Please respect copyright.PENANAWWd5hpYuSg
C:就這麼決定了。107Please respect copyright.PENANAvPBAUPOyNd
女:呃?啊?哈……好,就這樣決定了……107Please respect copyright.PENANACtb4YWaSde
女:(……到底決定了什麼啊( ˘•ω•˘ ).oOஇ)107Please respect copyright.PENANAFw6yqNCo1a
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範例四、D+E的場合:107Please respect copyright.PENANA4uq6ypyCAn
女:咦?咦咦咦咦咦?!這、這是什麼?!你們兩做什麼拿腳銬銬住我?乖,不管是腳銬還是屋子裡的嗶――(消音)或者嗶――(消音)這些東西都不適合小孩子玩,太危險了,不對,就算是大人也不要玩,S或者M什麼的絕對不有趣!所以乖,快放開我……107Please respect copyright.PENANAEedQuXqJXv
D+E:因為現在還不行。107Please respect copyright.PENANAQbt3IEgtt6
D:雖然很生氣,但???說沒辦法改變,所以只能讓妹妹先在這裡等待。107Please respect copyright.PENANAvyjh8h3gnm
E:妹妹別擔心,這段時間裡我們會把儀式都準備好,妹妹只要期待就好!107Please respect copyright.PENANAzpX1RCvikR
女:哈?話說年紀上來說我是姊姊不是妹妹吧,然後你們想把我關在這裡是為了準備儀式?到底什麼儀式這麼蛇精……咳,到底是什麼儀式?107Please respect copyright.PENANAzEaO0KeN3e
D+E:結婚儀式!107Please respect copyright.PENANALvn9fd35Px
女:誰的?107Please respect copyright.PENANAiJZncN0wpP
D+E:我們跟妹妹的!107Please respect copyright.PENANArVq1AJ9VpS
女:……咦咦咦咦咦咦咦?!107Please respect copyright.PENANAShi9nfbCnN
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範例五:F的場合107Please respect copyright.PENANA21wFdhB2dE
小丑:女主角,妳願意發誓無論一輩子不逼他走出夢境,無論有人打他、罵他、揍他、或是準備斃了他,都拿妳的身體作為他的防護罩保護他嗎?107Please respect copyright.PENANAmfxfKM1oCP
女:……107Please respect copyright.PENANAIJYCvaYMSC
F:因為我準備得太齊全所以感動到說不出話來?啊哈!沒辦法,誰叫辦事的是本大爺呢,不用浪費時間去挑禮服挑場地,妳想穿什麼衣服想在哪邊結婚都直接向本大爺告白就好!連紗都給妳準備得妥妥的!本大爺當然會給妳一次畢生難忘的……呃……嗚――咳……咳咳咳……快……我要跌倒了快抱住我……107Please respect copyright.PENANALVcbFn3WR9
女:……夠了!你看過哪個婚禮證婚人是小丑!別說就算婚姻是愛情的墳墓但老娘跟你半點愛情沒有,這世上有哪對新人會穿著全黑的喪服結婚!結婚證詞是要女的保護男的一輩子,更別說想當新郎的人居然吐血吐到趴在女的身上抽搐還繼續吐……你這白癡快離開夢境聽到沒有!107Please respect copyright.PENANAYDxxIMBdzP
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範例六:G的場合107Please respect copyright.PENANAGaRwNf70iE
G:我想了想,發現有一個方法能讓女王跟她自己選擇的人結婚。107Please respect copyright.PENANAj4TsRNaioF
女:咦?什麼方法?我能幫得上忙的話我一定幫……呃,為什麼妳也要脫衣服……咦?為什麼要推我,我還沒要睡,啊不,我也沒裸睡的習慣……別、別摸,我怕癢……107Please respect copyright.PENANAJ26qiL82FO
G:答案是――造成「被人發現」的「既定事實」。107Please respect copyright.PENANAbKvvaTCYLw
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範例?:???的狀態107Please respect copyright.PENANASVf094L0os
女:呼……呼哈……一二三四五六七……七個都上場過,已經結束了吧……107Please respect copyright.PENANABFkOEErIdG
天音:別想太多,友方輪完還有隱藏BOSS的敵方呢!誰叫我是個有愛的親媽!107Please respect copyright.PENANAoi75zrsHto
女:……作者妳給我死出來我下手很重的我保證不打死妳!107Please respect copyright.PENANAliRC5eS5nn
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以上就是超不正經的簡介〜但其實跟內文關係不大(雖然預定是將會發生的某段落劇情XD)107Please respect copyright.PENANA3EtGGOvbIJ
然後才是可看版簡介107Please respect copyright.PENANACr8px4OzcI
簡單來說〜就是某個阿宅莫名其妙穿越到異世界要成為神子[畫線]追帥哥順便[畫線]拯救世界,在她比起拯救世界比起追帥哥更想穿越回家,因而被負責守護她的人當成玩具玩(喂),然後最後終於成功拯救世界回到原來世界的故事……嗯?問她有沒有按照套路從中挑個帥哥打包帶回家?107Please respect copyright.PENANA8JO2xaTwPN
噗噗……107Please respect copyright.PENANA9fbzBsAk4S
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