A:讓她在這裡有個家。106Please respect copyright.PENANATXNrczCtP4
Q:例如?106Please respect copyright.PENANA6W2oAmVaA5
A:求婚。106Please respect copyright.PENANA2EVFeg2jDQ
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於是,某天開始,求婚變成一種……嗯,日常運動?106Please respect copyright.PENANA1zutqJhk5x
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範例一、A的場合:106Please respect copyright.PENANAkFV7NrTez9
A:(拉住塞卡)106Please respect copyright.PENANAvGr7zog6Nl
女:……哈?這什麼……?106Please respect copyright.PENANAlvMMyR3Bss
A:卡。106Please respect copyright.PENANAgLEzMbg7oh
女:我有眼睛看得出來。106Please respect copyright.PENANAc1mI7Fo6UX
A:那?106Please respect copyright.PENANAVqDSD5yRlP
女:我是問這卡是幹嘛的?讓我幫你管錢?我可不要!106Please respect copyright.PENANALhMCtWEMbV
A:不,是用錢砸妳。106Please respect copyright.PENANAHi5T5HGZSS
女:……哈?106Please respect copyright.PENANAmeq2D9Trqi
A:妳說過要是有天想結婚要男人用錢砸妳。106Please respect copyright.PENANArLxA2DsiMX
女:――我一直覺得,某天我錯手殺了你法官一定會判我無罪!106Please respect copyright.PENANAzuCvGXoxVv
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範例二、B的場合:106Please respect copyright.PENANAEb4TIbxenJ
B:(扭捏)神、神子……106Please respect copyright.PENANA03O9WcT0xo
女:什麼事?106Please respect copyright.PENANAIuLukEWPCc
B:(水汪汪的眼睛) 神、神子……106Please respect copyright.PENANA3vJfx58WTn
女:呃,什麼事?106Please respect copyright.PENANAYE4rY0rjgT
B:(水汪汪的眼睛身體扭來扭去)神、神子……106Please respect copyright.PENANA6BEoCUy9Od
女:(三條線)……呃,我在,什麼事?106Please respect copyright.PENANAKRvmQeV2l2
B:(少女的祈禱)神、神子,我想……106Please respect copyright.PENANAQU6yt7t53v
女:Σ(゚Д゚;≡;゚д゚)對、對不起,我想起來我早餐還沒吃我先回去洗澡――106Please respect copyright.PENANAf2wcs4L5nE
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範例三、C的場合106Please respect copyright.PENANAps8i68fnLa
C:男左女右,請把右手給我。106Please respect copyright.PENANAwpyOihkgze
女:啊……這裡。(伸手)106Please respect copyright.PENANA1CmAoYReHU
C:(套戒指)……106Please respect copyright.PENANAUacDUxGYQt
女:(驚看中指)咦?!啊……這、這、這是……106Please respect copyright.PENANAKFpSCNrcMo
C:就這麼決定了。106Please respect copyright.PENANAbr2nmuToVQ
女:呃?啊?哈……好,就這樣決定了……106Please respect copyright.PENANA4O08UszO7L
女:(……到底決定了什麼啊( ˘•ω•˘ ).oOஇ)106Please respect copyright.PENANAF8rsXNHoPr
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範例四、D+E的場合:106Please respect copyright.PENANARJbGNNCc4g
女:咦?咦咦咦咦咦?!這、這是什麼?!你們兩做什麼拿腳銬銬住我?乖,不管是腳銬還是屋子裡的嗶――(消音)或者嗶――(消音)這些東西都不適合小孩子玩,太危險了,不對,就算是大人也不要玩,S或者M什麼的絕對不有趣!所以乖,快放開我……106Please respect copyright.PENANAJOUtwNew8C
D+E:因為現在還不行。106Please respect copyright.PENANAQpviMgp3vw
D:雖然很生氣,但???說沒辦法改變,所以只能讓妹妹先在這裡等待。106Please respect copyright.PENANA3p9lKf6XFF
E:妹妹別擔心,這段時間裡我們會把儀式都準備好,妹妹只要期待就好!106Please respect copyright.PENANAgkYbQsQdVC
女:哈?話說年紀上來說我是姊姊不是妹妹吧,然後你們想把我關在這裡是為了準備儀式?到底什麼儀式這麼蛇精……咳,到底是什麼儀式?106Please respect copyright.PENANAnach1s9kh8
D+E:結婚儀式!106Please respect copyright.PENANATvC9xIIsGr
女:誰的?106Please respect copyright.PENANALsxN0hTMvI
D+E:我們跟妹妹的!106Please respect copyright.PENANAV0KASkBkdA
女:……咦咦咦咦咦咦咦?!106Please respect copyright.PENANAMir20LGCFn
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範例五:F的場合106Please respect copyright.PENANAu5Ltl8UCwd
小丑:女主角,妳願意發誓無論一輩子不逼他走出夢境,無論有人打他、罵他、揍他、或是準備斃了他,都拿妳的身體作為他的防護罩保護他嗎?106Please respect copyright.PENANAibDqz1dg1U
女:……106Please respect copyright.PENANAVqgW1teEYj
F:因為我準備得太齊全所以感動到說不出話來?啊哈!沒辦法,誰叫辦事的是本大爺呢,不用浪費時間去挑禮服挑場地,妳想穿什麼衣服想在哪邊結婚都直接向本大爺告白就好!連紗都給妳準備得妥妥的!本大爺當然會給妳一次畢生難忘的……呃……嗚――咳……咳咳咳……快……我要跌倒了快抱住我……106Please respect copyright.PENANAFERv8oS5c8
女:……夠了!你看過哪個婚禮證婚人是小丑!別說就算婚姻是愛情的墳墓但老娘跟你半點愛情沒有,這世上有哪對新人會穿著全黑的喪服結婚!結婚證詞是要女的保護男的一輩子,更別說想當新郎的人居然吐血吐到趴在女的身上抽搐還繼續吐……你這白癡快離開夢境聽到沒有!106Please respect copyright.PENANAk5R9LiUclw
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範例六:G的場合106Please respect copyright.PENANANB2icylftl
G:我想了想,發現有一個方法能讓女王跟她自己選擇的人結婚。106Please respect copyright.PENANAX0o6Gddoue
女:咦?什麼方法?我能幫得上忙的話我一定幫……呃,為什麼妳也要脫衣服……咦?為什麼要推我,我還沒要睡,啊不,我也沒裸睡的習慣……別、別摸,我怕癢……106Please respect copyright.PENANA0TLqFGSCkP
G:答案是――造成「被人發現」的「既定事實」。106Please respect copyright.PENANAZfZ5P38o95
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範例?:???的狀態106Please respect copyright.PENANAtHPSZmYk7C
女:呼……呼哈……一二三四五六七……七個都上場過,已經結束了吧……106Please respect copyright.PENANAm1WDu1ap1W
天音:別想太多,友方輪完還有隱藏BOSS的敵方呢!誰叫我是個有愛的親媽!106Please respect copyright.PENANAT0zq81pTsY
女:……作者妳給我死出來我下手很重的我保證不打死妳!106Please respect copyright.PENANAdu1PB6LCUP
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咳106Please respect copyright.PENANADqNqqNAcXV
以上就是超不正經的簡介〜但其實跟內文關係不大(雖然預定是將會發生的某段落劇情XD)106Please respect copyright.PENANASGlbDkyn12
然後才是可看版簡介106Please respect copyright.PENANAQDSpb8ogQY
簡單來說〜就是某個阿宅莫名其妙穿越到異世界要成為神子[畫線]追帥哥順便[畫線]拯救世界,在她比起拯救世界比起追帥哥更想穿越回家,因而被負責守護她的人當成玩具玩(喂),然後最後終於成功拯救世界回到原來世界的故事……嗯?問她有沒有按照套路從中挑個帥哥打包帶回家?106Please respect copyright.PENANAi8MvIxEqnH
噗噗……106Please respect copyright.PENANA3JvAoV922n
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