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上回說到，某音無端端地被人踢去上急救堂。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkm1Ir0N3U3
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對於要睡不足8個鐘翌日便會頭痛牙痛頭暈作嘔什麼都齊的的某音來說，雖然前天夜更今日晨早要起床，簡直想死！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyVfXw451D
總之，這種狀態不打瞌睡還能好好上堂，全賴一班有趣生鬼的同學仔時不時說些笑話之功！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5cDg5TIRL
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例如人工呼吸，睇下是不靚女先『咀』、『咀』老婆唔『咀』外母之類。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxym7Wvyzog
當然，不止這些…….39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjXEnx7O95
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實習時就更有趣。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbW0CKtiF4W
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第一日，學的當然是必考且極易肥人的『心肺復蘇法（人工呼吸加心外壓）』！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCx0NFPrp27
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對白如下（〔〕是我那班同學仔的廢話）：39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdoKN3MrIG
（因為隔了些日子，有此步驟次序可能不太正確，當笑話看就好）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKRwP8XSdv
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1. 現場環境安全。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2dPtPian1
〔同：喂喂，剛剛不是說過做急救之前先顧自己安全，如果不安全的話，是不是可以收工走得？〕39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJW7v2YnrM
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2. 小姐小姐？傷者無反應。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdQQIrD7nP
〔同Ａ：對了，剛才不是說過明顯是死掉（例如腦袋和身體分家）的話，可以不用做（急救）嗎？現在得番半截（半身的人型公仔），絕對是掛的罷？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVpaprGKGM
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同Ｃ：真是要做的話……一按不是會飛晒（d內臟）出來〉？好噁心。〕39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqjnY8OUpD
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3. 某某（因為他們互相認識的），麻煩你報警後，回來幫我。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhuIVopOuo
〔同Ａ：你叫我我就要去做嗎？我不要！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5i6iLvl7g
同Ｂ：喂！不要不跟劇本喎！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLdPMK4u5v
同Ａ：真煩，那『是』，OK？下一句。〕39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1idzMj0Ls
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4. 檢查口腔，口腔無『雜物』。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSWZhIYo2S
〔同Ａ：『雜物』？你是不是查得走廊過多？雜物塞住喉嚨死得啦。是『異物』呀！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaO6cqxMVd2
同Ｂ：哦哦，口腔無『雜物』…是、是異物才真。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGjFPGMhxd
附帶一題，大概太好笑的緣故，有好幾個同學仔受他影響，都是口腔無『雜物』！〕39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8nPmEIF2H
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVNbujXzm4
5. 檢查呼吸……傷者無呼吸（即時『咀』兩下）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OODkwXRQR
〔同：呼呼……阿Sir！吹唔脹既？是不是漏氣？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdOkJHHAM4
師：你想讓她窒息嗎？塊Mask都放不對（位置）。你吹住塊膠，邊有氣入去？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBnWH6h803
同：是喎……呼呼……喂！有無、有無脹呀？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWpghIw7sX
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附帶一題，因為發生過SARS之後，曾有一段時間是扮『咀』過，不過，無理由因為這樣就不做的嘛（唔通對方不是靚女就不做嗎）。所以就發明了這塊『Mask』。一塊大小如手帕，質地像包書用的磨砂膠紙中間剪了一個小洞，小洞用紗布封好。雖然都不算太衛生，但總好過什麼都無。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwzA7WFhUY
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrt4N3hpfTL
不過，雖然塊紗布真的很薄，但……真是好難吹脹的。〕39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRk7HglFPUT
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6. 檢查脈搏，傷者無脈搏（壓壓壓）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIo25BG8msO
〔同Ａ：壓壓壓（啪啪啪）……有聲既？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeSpZxDawu
師：你按斷她的肋骨啦。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2UfI635mv
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同Ａ：胸骨與兩乳頭之間的十字……十字十字，是這兒罷（一手按實公仔心口）？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2AYeKEj5l
同Ｂ：某某，鹹豬手！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3731bZmi6B
同Ａ：喂！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohdv57HuNf
同Ｂ：是壓而不是捏，我看到你捏左幾下，還不是鹹豬手！死色狼！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDOH5SQRFx
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同Ａ：好硬呀！按完百多下之前我的手腕先掛……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIENu8aUIpd
同Ｂ：我知！患乳癌呀！那是硬塊！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39GhYY13Z1
同Ａ：……b〕39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFagHcZJl1
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7. 壓三十下再吹兩口氣，是為一個循環，一共要做五個循環。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUttvBRnNnH
〔同：呼呼……無、無氣啦，做完後只怕是我要找人救我……糟了！這回是第幾個循環！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGMvQSXkj1
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8. 做完五個循環後，檢查呼吸及脈搏。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXByvwtclG
〔同Ａ：真可憐，嘴唇裂了。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWUhCLRmPe
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同Ａ：哇！為什麼塊（白色的）紗布會這麼紅的？厲害耶，死的都救番生（復活）！不過公仔俾人救嘔血呀！是不是內傷？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIx1IBd53GH
同Ｂ：不是耶！是救人那個救到嘔血呀！好驚呀！剛剛說過那個步驟是什麼？Notes Notes...... 1. 首先保持冷靜，2. 現場環境...安全，3. 是看看傷者有沒反應......阿先生，你沒事吧？傷者無反應，麻煩找人打999（香港的求助熱線）...39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwlEWNzHRj
同Ａ：不是呀，傷者有反應呀，是『要不要替你call 999』才對！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOpX6fNAhQ
同Ｃ（主角不是我，不過，看到他無奈的表情，大概他是這麼想罷？）：（冬天乾燥，無用潤唇膏而已，用不用這樣b）〕39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHh68vkXBs
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你說，只是半日都這麼多笑料，上課悶極有限。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirPRTDfNCO
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ns216.73.216.238da2 正文嘛，人家會努力的 ><39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsI7cbLScS
既然有人提出想看現代篇，那下次就來吧？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacz1g3MIf8
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好了，廢話少說，且看不是正文的正文。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcH8Ta7BHe
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39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCe4ExxybN
第03話 2008 / 01版（下）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQlUCpbZGE
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirFQ0jc6z4
上回說到，某音無端端地被人踢去上急救堂。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkm1Ir0N3U3
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoADHlm5rNE
對於要睡不足8個鐘翌日便會頭痛牙痛頭暈作嘔什麼都齊的的某音來說，雖然前天夜更今日晨早要起床，簡直想死！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyVfXw451D
總之，這種狀態不打瞌睡還能好好上堂，全賴一班有趣生鬼的同學仔時不時說些笑話之功！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5cDg5TIRL
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XsOxB9LCH
例如人工呼吸，睇下是不靚女先『咀』、『咀』老婆唔『咀』外母之類。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxym7Wvyzog
當然，不止這些…….39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjXEnx7O95
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgWOZ2ZhQO
實習時就更有趣。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbW0CKtiF4W
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPnP8bZxYF
第一日，學的當然是必考且極易肥人的『心肺復蘇法（人工呼吸加心外壓）』！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCx0NFPrp27
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoNbNBFRDn
對白如下（〔〕是我那班同學仔的廢話）：39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdoKN3MrIG
（因為隔了些日子，有此步驟次序可能不太正確，當笑話看就好）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKRwP8XSdv
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2JS5wbQEI
1. 現場環境安全。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2dPtPian1
〔同：喂喂，剛剛不是說過做急救之前先顧自己安全，如果不安全的話，是不是可以收工走得？〕39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJW7v2YnrM
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYV8DxdrUo1
2. 小姐小姐？傷者無反應。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdQQIrD7nP
〔同Ａ：對了，剛才不是說過明顯是死掉（例如腦袋和身體分家）的話，可以不用做（急救）嗎？現在得番半截（半身的人型公仔），絕對是掛的罷？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVpaprGKGM
同Ｂ：古時唔知邊個被人腰斬後，都寫左十幾個字才掛。大概，仍要做罷？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndaCABLUl7
同Ｃ：真是要做的話……一按不是會飛晒（d內臟）出來〉？好噁心。〕39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqjnY8OUpD
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDD9WyYnDML
3. 某某（因為他們互相認識的），麻煩你報警後，回來幫我。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhuIVopOuo
〔同Ａ：你叫我我就要去做嗎？我不要！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5i6iLvl7g
同Ｂ：喂！不要不跟劇本喎！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLdPMK4u5v
同Ａ：真煩，那『是』，OK？下一句。〕39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1idzMj0Ls
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3i2WerWaTp
4. 檢查口腔，口腔無『雜物』。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSWZhIYo2S
〔同Ａ：『雜物』？你是不是查得走廊過多？雜物塞住喉嚨死得啦。是『異物』呀！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaO6cqxMVd2
同Ｂ：哦哦，口腔無『雜物』…是、是異物才真。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGjFPGMhxd
附帶一題，大概太好笑的緣故，有好幾個同學仔受他影響，都是口腔無『雜物』！〕39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8nPmEIF2H
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVNbujXzm4
5. 檢查呼吸……傷者無呼吸（即時『咀』兩下）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OODkwXRQR
〔同：呼呼……阿Sir！吹唔脹既？是不是漏氣？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdOkJHHAM4
師：你想讓她窒息嗎？塊Mask都放不對（位置）。你吹住塊膠，邊有氣入去？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBnWH6h803
同：是喎……呼呼……喂！有無、有無脹呀？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWpghIw7sX
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCIveStjSS
附帶一題，因為發生過SARS之後，曾有一段時間是扮『咀』過，不過，無理由因為這樣就不做的嘛（唔通對方不是靚女就不做嗎）。所以就發明了這塊『Mask』。一塊大小如手帕，質地像包書用的磨砂膠紙中間剪了一個小洞，小洞用紗布封好。雖然都不算太衛生，但總好過什麼都無。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwzA7WFhUY
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrt4N3hpfTL
不過，雖然塊紗布真的很薄，但……真是好難吹脹的。〕39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRk7HglFPUT
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstSkGPwk29
6. 檢查脈搏，傷者無脈搏（壓壓壓）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIo25BG8msO
〔同Ａ：壓壓壓（啪啪啪）……有聲既？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeSpZxDawu
師：你按斷她的肋骨啦。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2UfI635mv
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsBCOQQ1UY
同Ａ：胸骨與兩乳頭之間的十字……十字十字，是這兒罷（一手按實公仔心口）？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2AYeKEj5l
同Ｂ：某某，鹹豬手！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3731bZmi6B
同Ａ：喂！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohdv57HuNf
同Ｂ：是壓而不是捏，我看到你捏左幾下，還不是鹹豬手！死色狼！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDOH5SQRFx
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaSo0UlbxV
同Ａ：好硬呀！按完百多下之前我的手腕先掛……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIENu8aUIpd
同Ｂ：我知！患乳癌呀！那是硬塊！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39GhYY13Z1
同Ａ：……b〕39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFagHcZJl1
39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd13HLnLPkm
7. 壓三十下再吹兩口氣，是為一個循環，一共要做五個循環。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUttvBRnNnH
〔同：呼呼……無、無氣啦，做完後只怕是我要找人救我……糟了！這回是第幾個循環！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGMvQSXkj1
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同Ａ：別吵！慘了！剛才是第幾下？〕39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ460JAdmjPZ
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8. 做完五個循環後，檢查呼吸及脈搏。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXByvwtclG
〔同Ａ：真可憐，嘴唇裂了。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWUhCLRmPe
同Ｂ：無辦法，天氣太乾燥了。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhGaqooNfU
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同Ａ：哇！為什麼塊（白色的）紗布會這麼紅的？厲害耶，死的都救番生（復活）！不過公仔俾人救嘔血呀！是不是內傷？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIx1IBd53GH
同Ｂ：不是耶！是救人那個救到嘔血呀！好驚呀！剛剛說過那個步驟是什麼？Notes Notes...... 1. 首先保持冷靜，2. 現場環境...安全，3. 是看看傷者有沒反應......阿先生，你沒事吧？傷者無反應，麻煩找人打999（香港的求助熱線）...39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwlEWNzHRj
同Ａ：不是呀，傷者有反應呀，是『要不要替你call 999』才對！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOpX6fNAhQ
同Ｃ（主角不是我，不過，看到他無奈的表情，大概他是這麼想罷？）：（冬天乾燥，無用潤唇膏而已，用不用這樣b）〕39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHh68vkXBs
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你說，只是半日都這麼多笑料，上課悶極有限。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirPRTDfNCO
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～第03話 完～39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7ntpapk0p
作者： 飛音璃
