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上回說到，某音無端端地被人踢去上急救堂。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnMQmbYFZD
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對於要睡不足8個鐘翌日便會頭痛牙痛頭暈作嘔什麼都齊的的某音來說，雖然前天夜更今日晨早要起床，簡直想死！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCJGnnBY7v
總之，這種狀態不打瞌睡還能好好上堂，全賴一班有趣生鬼的同學仔時不時說些笑話之功！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3VneKQMn8
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例如人工呼吸，睇下是不靚女先『咀』、『咀』老婆唔『咀』外母之類。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVPlAUs7MY
當然，不止這些…….32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25Ucw3gF9e
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實習時就更有趣。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TxCDSbObp
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第一日，學的當然是必考且極易肥人的『心肺復蘇法（人工呼吸加心外壓）』！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzmMFOXoxo
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對白如下（〔〕是我那班同學仔的廢話）：32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNypvjFQqNp
（因為隔了些日子，有此步驟次序可能不太正確，當笑話看就好）32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZPXBJh9QW
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〔同：喂喂，剛剛不是說過做急救之前先顧自己安全，如果不安全的話，是不是可以收工走得？〕32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTBa95gaCF
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〔同Ａ：對了，剛才不是說過明顯是死掉（例如腦袋和身體分家）的話，可以不用做（急救）嗎？現在得番半截（半身的人型公仔），絕對是掛的罷？32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PEB9gMR6z
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〔同Ａ：你叫我我就要去做嗎？我不要！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1qQfpK2oq
同Ｂ：喂！不要不跟劇本喎！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquS7giJoFT
同Ａ：真煩，那『是』，OK？下一句。〕32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jUPACy1ep
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4. 檢查口腔，口腔無『雜物』。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4z0LTx97VZ
〔同Ａ：『雜物』？你是不是查得走廊過多？雜物塞住喉嚨死得啦。是『異物』呀！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlhPlOJrjP
同Ｂ：哦哦，口腔無『雜物』…是、是異物才真。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfOOcihVNz
附帶一題，大概太好笑的緣故，有好幾個同學仔受他影響，都是口腔無『雜物』！〕32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtfB9opsgY
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5. 檢查呼吸……傷者無呼吸（即時『咀』兩下）32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pdvJ4HUUU
〔同：呼呼……阿Sir！吹唔脹既？是不是漏氣？32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJ8HTleU6A
師：你想讓她窒息嗎？塊Mask都放不對（位置）。你吹住塊膠，邊有氣入去？32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAfbdKkhVR
同：是喎……呼呼……喂！有無、有無脹呀？32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvTAU6F8VR
32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aISy3NaCA
附帶一題，因為發生過SARS之後，曾有一段時間是扮『咀』過，不過，無理由因為這樣就不做的嘛（唔通對方不是靚女就不做嗎）。所以就發明了這塊『Mask』。一塊大小如手帕，質地像包書用的磨砂膠紙中間剪了一個小洞，小洞用紗布封好。雖然都不算太衛生，但總好過什麼都無。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdM6RJsauD
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不過，雖然塊紗布真的很薄，但……真是好難吹脹的。〕32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHg58iuOew
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6. 檢查脈搏，傷者無脈搏（壓壓壓）32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZtZzDZkcy
〔同Ａ：壓壓壓（啪啪啪）……有聲既？32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtthioKc26F
師：你按斷她的肋骨啦。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hFCIKoCGs
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同Ａ：喂！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzZ0auuYaR
同Ｂ：是壓而不是捏，我看到你捏左幾下，還不是鹹豬手！死色狼！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOTvov1e9P
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同Ａ：好硬呀！按完百多下之前我的手腕先掛……32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa793uyaMBC
同Ｂ：我知！患乳癌呀！那是硬塊！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXKbJd3012
同Ａ：……b〕32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuQQEMvoQ0
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7. 壓三十下再吹兩口氣，是為一個循環，一共要做五個循環。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9JF4JJq1b
〔同：呼呼……無、無氣啦，做完後只怕是我要找人救我……糟了！這回是第幾個循環！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3lMfWsvXc
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8. 做完五個循環後，檢查呼吸及脈搏。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLX3rn5FIl1
〔同Ａ：真可憐，嘴唇裂了。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5Mhjxn3cO
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同Ａ：哇！為什麼塊（白色的）紗布會這麼紅的？厲害耶，死的都救番生（復活）！不過公仔俾人救嘔血呀！是不是內傷？32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FxY2Hr7SI
同Ｂ：不是耶！是救人那個救到嘔血呀！好驚呀！剛剛說過那個步驟是什麼？Notes Notes...... 1. 首先保持冷靜，2. 現場環境...安全，3. 是看看傷者有沒反應......阿先生，你沒事吧？傷者無反應，麻煩找人打999（香港的求助熱線）...32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaUSxAGxGl
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同Ｃ（主角不是我，不過，看到他無奈的表情，大概他是這麼想罷？）：（冬天乾燥，無用潤唇膏而已，用不用這樣b）〕32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKv3439mNK
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你說，只是半日都這麼多笑料，上課悶極有限。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDyyyg7OMN
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ns216.73.216.192da2 正文嘛，人家會努力的 ><32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOODfiuTcwK
既然有人提出想看現代篇，那下次就來吧？32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21G4k61LB3
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第03話 2008 / 01版（下）32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxnL2BXxBS
32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXlRo5mVem
上回說到，某音無端端地被人踢去上急救堂。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnMQmbYFZD
32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMLKhKaczq
對於要睡不足8個鐘翌日便會頭痛牙痛頭暈作嘔什麼都齊的的某音來說，雖然前天夜更今日晨早要起床，簡直想死！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCJGnnBY7v
總之，這種狀態不打瞌睡還能好好上堂，全賴一班有趣生鬼的同學仔時不時說些笑話之功！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3VneKQMn8
32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aCxGTW8h6
例如人工呼吸，睇下是不靚女先『咀』、『咀』老婆唔『咀』外母之類。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVPlAUs7MY
當然，不止這些…….32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25Ucw3gF9e
32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNuDGflAnC
實習時就更有趣。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TxCDSbObp
32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbPaVVUpRh
第一日，學的當然是必考且極易肥人的『心肺復蘇法（人工呼吸加心外壓）』！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzmMFOXoxo
32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf29QHqVS4O
對白如下（〔〕是我那班同學仔的廢話）：32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNypvjFQqNp
（因為隔了些日子，有此步驟次序可能不太正確，當笑話看就好）32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZPXBJh9QW
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1. 現場環境安全。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7KqJaLeZu
〔同：喂喂，剛剛不是說過做急救之前先顧自己安全，如果不安全的話，是不是可以收工走得？〕32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTBa95gaCF
32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZyeWgRCt2
2. 小姐小姐？傷者無反應。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVVxyJVYex
〔同Ａ：對了，剛才不是說過明顯是死掉（例如腦袋和身體分家）的話，可以不用做（急救）嗎？現在得番半截（半身的人型公仔），絕對是掛的罷？32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PEB9gMR6z
同Ｂ：古時唔知邊個被人腰斬後，都寫左十幾個字才掛。大概，仍要做罷？32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lmUAwyO5X
同Ｃ：真是要做的話……一按不是會飛晒（d內臟）出來〉？好噁心。〕32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfZLXqGVsR
32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaluUsSwamM
3. 某某（因為他們互相認識的），麻煩你報警後，回來幫我。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduDdeIVWl3
〔同Ａ：你叫我我就要去做嗎？我不要！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1qQfpK2oq
同Ｂ：喂！不要不跟劇本喎！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquS7giJoFT
同Ａ：真煩，那『是』，OK？下一句。〕32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jUPACy1ep
32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94PZCwZMmI
4. 檢查口腔，口腔無『雜物』。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4z0LTx97VZ
〔同Ａ：『雜物』？你是不是查得走廊過多？雜物塞住喉嚨死得啦。是『異物』呀！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlhPlOJrjP
同Ｂ：哦哦，口腔無『雜物』…是、是異物才真。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfOOcihVNz
附帶一題，大概太好笑的緣故，有好幾個同學仔受他影響，都是口腔無『雜物』！〕32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtfB9opsgY
32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitjfEu6cj2
5. 檢查呼吸……傷者無呼吸（即時『咀』兩下）32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pdvJ4HUUU
〔同：呼呼……阿Sir！吹唔脹既？是不是漏氣？32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJ8HTleU6A
師：你想讓她窒息嗎？塊Mask都放不對（位置）。你吹住塊膠，邊有氣入去？32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAfbdKkhVR
同：是喎……呼呼……喂！有無、有無脹呀？32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvTAU6F8VR
32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aISy3NaCA
附帶一題，因為發生過SARS之後，曾有一段時間是扮『咀』過，不過，無理由因為這樣就不做的嘛（唔通對方不是靚女就不做嗎）。所以就發明了這塊『Mask』。一塊大小如手帕，質地像包書用的磨砂膠紙中間剪了一個小洞，小洞用紗布封好。雖然都不算太衛生，但總好過什麼都無。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdM6RJsauD
32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKFTupHRTw
不過，雖然塊紗布真的很薄，但……真是好難吹脹的。〕32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHg58iuOew
32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkuUi0tO5s
6. 檢查脈搏，傷者無脈搏（壓壓壓）32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZtZzDZkcy
〔同Ａ：壓壓壓（啪啪啪）……有聲既？32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtthioKc26F
師：你按斷她的肋骨啦。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hFCIKoCGs
32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCPrWOY4sF
同Ａ：胸骨與兩乳頭之間的十字……十字十字，是這兒罷（一手按實公仔心口）？32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfaMLvIKFK
同Ｂ：某某，鹹豬手！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBq31jZXZjQ
同Ａ：喂！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzZ0auuYaR
同Ｂ：是壓而不是捏，我看到你捏左幾下，還不是鹹豬手！死色狼！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOTvov1e9P
32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkEe8o3onM
同Ａ：好硬呀！按完百多下之前我的手腕先掛……32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa793uyaMBC
同Ｂ：我知！患乳癌呀！那是硬塊！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXKbJd3012
同Ａ：……b〕32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuQQEMvoQ0
32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9j0VFoAXss
7. 壓三十下再吹兩口氣，是為一個循環，一共要做五個循環。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9JF4JJq1b
〔同：呼呼……無、無氣啦，做完後只怕是我要找人救我……糟了！這回是第幾個循環！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3lMfWsvXc
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同Ａ：別吵！慘了！剛才是第幾下？〕32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbpSHK5WIT
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8. 做完五個循環後，檢查呼吸及脈搏。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLX3rn5FIl1
〔同Ａ：真可憐，嘴唇裂了。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5Mhjxn3cO
同Ｂ：無辦法，天氣太乾燥了。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamcgXQcjMy
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同Ａ：哇！為什麼塊（白色的）紗布會這麼紅的？厲害耶，死的都救番生（復活）！不過公仔俾人救嘔血呀！是不是內傷？32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FxY2Hr7SI
同Ｂ：不是耶！是救人那個救到嘔血呀！好驚呀！剛剛說過那個步驟是什麼？Notes Notes...... 1. 首先保持冷靜，2. 現場環境...安全，3. 是看看傷者有沒反應......阿先生，你沒事吧？傷者無反應，麻煩找人打999（香港的求助熱線）...32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaUSxAGxGl
同Ａ：不是呀，傷者有反應呀，是『要不要替你call 999』才對！32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOxa0KcXwZ
同Ｃ（主角不是我，不過，看到他無奈的表情，大概他是這麼想罷？）：（冬天乾燥，無用潤唇膏而已，用不用這樣b）〕32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKv3439mNK
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你說，只是半日都這麼多笑料，上課悶極有限。32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDyyyg7OMN
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～第03話 完～32Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUUtP9CzGe
作者： 飛音璃
