《佐鳴|原作》影分身的使用方式(上)9Please respect copyright.PENANAU90tQElU6R
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火影輔佐x火影9Please respect copyright.PENANAuNSHNjB7Kj
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9Please respect copyright.PENANAAXlYB6NEFc
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9Please respect copyright.PENANAvhTpOL64dd
手中抱著厚重的公文回到辦公室,這可真多虧了那懶惰成性的火影大人,以致於連他這個火影輔佐官的工作量也連帶增加了好幾倍;而想必他那親愛的火影大人現在正窩在辦公室的沙發上偷懶吧。9Please respect copyright.PENANAsx0ylTn3fi
9Please respect copyright.PENANAxlya0du0KA
旋開門把,視野霎時被成堆的金黃色佔據。9Please respect copyright.PENANAivCyxGeoPU
9Please respect copyright.PENANAfDFER4sQtn
「呦!佐助。」本躺在沙發上、身著火影袍子的金髮笨蛋坐起身,一臉得意:「這下你可沒理由說我偷懶了吧!我的影分身可是有乖乖認真工作的啊,我果然是天才嘛!想出了這麼聰明的解決辦法!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAtMoX2pwLIU
9Please respect copyright.PENANAusoTNnle0P
掃視了一輪除本尊之外、幾乎佔據了整間辦公室的金髮笨蛋,所有影分身確實都埋頭苦幹著處理那成堆的文件,佐助無奈地將公文放置桌上,在沙發上坐了下來準備工作,一邊沒好氣地念了句:「…白痴。」那只會增加身體的負荷。9Please respect copyright.PENANAOtFhUxp5kr
9Please respect copyright.PENANAcK9fImgYYK
「你!」藍眸不滿的望向佐助,見對方認真翻看文件的模樣,腦中突然一個機靈,勾起嘴角嘲笑:「我知道了!佐助你是忌妒了吧!因為你可沒辦法像我一樣分出這樣多的影分身來替自己工作,哈哈!總算是讓我找到你這傢伙比我弱的地方了吧!混蛋佐助你也不過就這樣而已啦!」9Please respect copyright.PENANABm9zXVatsw
9Please respect copyright.PENANAa1dCB8YFmG
抬眼盯著前方翹起二郎腿的某火影大人,語氣平淡:「是,屬下怎麼比得上火影大人呢?畢竟火影大人的笨蛋程度是眾所皆知、無人能及的啊。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAFSbWRueGfp
9Please respect copyright.PENANAKtOxRsTR2c
皺起眉頭,鳴人忿忿說道:「這擺明有效率多了啊!宇智波混蛋!你小子一天不跟我唱反調會死嗎你!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAcmvQkfIk94
9Please respect copyright.PENANA4I33sAzwoP
「是啊,一天不捉弄你我就渾身不對勁。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAEoTzQWX5fO
9Please respect copyright.PENANAsp9tbTpU2R
「…你這糟糕的傢伙,我可是你的上司耶!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAVBxNETllaA
9Please respect copyright.PENANAyTHVUMPhto
「那麼作為一個稱職的下屬,我應該有義務告知火影大人盡快解除影分身以免壽命減短,火影提早換人當?」9Please respect copyright.PENANAdL9kLPuQn0
9Please respect copyright.PENANAhd1pavUKlP
「嘿!我就知道你果然還是忌妒我的吧!不過火影的位置可不會輕易的讓出啊,就算是佐助也一樣!」鳴人朝佐助扮了個鬼臉。9Please respect copyright.PENANAQi4WNasNfE
9Please respect copyright.PENANAbFhRNe8YbU
半晌,佐助抬起頭凝視著鳴人,直到對方明顯被瞧得全身不自在時才又將視線轉回手中的文件,緩緩說道:「…我擔心的是你的身體狀況,況且除去那毫無效率可言的公文批閱能力,沒有人比你更適合火影,否則我又怎麼會選擇火影輔佐官這個職位?」9Please respect copyright.PENANAm6LIOrEvS5
9Please respect copyright.PENANA0L6r7Y1VrS
興許是沒料到佐助會和自己提起這些認真的話語,腦袋約略當機了一分鐘才反應過來的鳴人,不知所措撓著頭、欲言又止的模樣全看在佐助眼裡,佐助因而忍俊不禁的嗤笑聲引起了鳴人的注意。9Please respect copyright.PENANAGaVsic2frW
9Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0AOGAQ8RQ
然而,藍眸才剛抬起頭便立刻撞上了那雙鮮紅的寫輪眼,隨著自己紛紛消失的影分身,鳴人才發覺佐助正操控著自己解除影分身,他有些氣急敗壞地站起身指著對方罵道:「佐助!你在幹什……呃…」9Please respect copyright.PENANAL3JXdtkB5L
9Please respect copyright.PENANAXXSNvPqHG2
話還未說完,鳴人重心不穩似的向後傾倒,暈眩及疲倦感襲捲而來。9Please respect copyright.PENANA3UBoDUo3tY
9Please respect copyright.PENANAmHIvzsuEai
在藍眸模糊的視線中看見了靠近的佐助,接著自己被扶了起來,低沉而熟悉的嗓音從頭頂上傳來:「知道你有多白痴了嗎?鳴人,你要是再繼續下去,這回我可不會再把你從櫻那裏救出來,櫻肯定也不會介意讓你多吃幾個月份的軍糧丸。」9Please respect copyright.PENANA7XKYFNzK29
9Please respect copyright.PENANAexbphFKEWG
「…可惡、真搞不懂到底誰才是火影了啦!」鳴人無精打采的抱怨著,一邊順勢倒在佐助身上,似乎完全沒有起身的意願。9Please respect copyright.PENANAjojEHOfMdE
9Please respect copyright.PENANALRYMoerDzu
而佐助只是有些溺愛的揉著懷中的那頭金髮,空著的手單手結印出一個影分身,回到工作崗位上代替自己方才未完成的工作。9Please respect copyright.PENANAJ78wN2RmNv
9Please respect copyright.PENANAJH30gNVXQ6
「你這傢伙還不是靠影分身工作!」鳴人打了個呵欠,翻了個身尋找舒適的姿勢,最終乾脆直接趴在佐助腿上。9Please respect copyright.PENANAVZ9cezZUMi
9Please respect copyright.PENANAhqtUN57UeW
「是、是、不過屬下可沒有火影大人英明,能分出如此眾多的影分身來讓自己累個半死,白痴。」佐助無奈地回應對方,照目前情況看來鳴人一時半會還無法繼續工作,那麼自然就是自己得代替鳴人處理公務,省得最後自己也被櫻給連帶責罵下去。9Please respect copyright.PENANAUshhn2r9iZ
9Please respect copyright.PENANAN3O2jNK7Jl
「你這傢伙究竟是想嘲笑我還是對我好啊?」9Please respect copyright.PENANAhyE1Er3NJ4
9Please respect copyright.PENANAZHdCSxUp0L
「嘲笑你。」蓄意捏了鳴人臉頰一把,佐助的語氣中帶有訓斥意味:「嘲笑你這白痴忘記影分身解除時會有加乘作用,一旦讓你持續這樣胡來的舉動到批閱完所有文件,你少說也會再昏睡個好幾天,接著這幾天份的公文又得累積成小山,惡性循懷。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAhLNsweLb1N
9Please respect copyright.PENANAJbJGUP5GmU
「我…」鳴人這才恍然大悟,想起了影分身的經歷終究還是會回到自己身上,他心虛的咳了幾聲:「…我才沒忘!只是…只是想著至少把累積了這麼久的公文先解決掉!」9Please respect copyright.PENANA6kPaqRpbgC
9Please respect copyright.PENANA1PKeGFyygT
「你要是不偷懶就沒這些問題。」佐助反駁。9Please respect copyright.PENANARbx0G4Y1GZ
9Please respect copyright.PENANATaBsoYwX6g
「我才沒偷懶!要不是那些預算編列的數字搞得我頭昏眼花,我也不會……唉唷9Please respect copyright.PENANAF7IihwCcPW
總之煩死了啦!」9Please respect copyright.PENANALTQF4djwKK
9Please respect copyright.PENANA0EhpDtSRCl
「先休息會吧。」佐助伸手拿起幾份公文,維持著讓鳴人可以舒適躺在自己身上休息的姿勢,開始翻閱文件:「如果你的身體健康狀況不想被櫻控管的話。」9Please respect copyright.PENANA3IG4vmGV44
9Please respect copyright.PENANA9kXGO2lao6
「就只會威脅我,混蛋。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAEXQr41wgW2
9Please respect copyright.PENANAEv2Ql2o0kw
鳴人嘴上雖是抱怨的話語,心裡頭卻清楚佐助為自己著想的那份溫柔,而包圍著自己的是佐助的氣息,從以前開始就只有佐助能給予他莫名的安全感,因此即便是在公務堆積成山的壓力下,鳴人仍是安心地進入了夢鄉。9Please respect copyright.PENANA96xam4YFHF
9Please respect copyright.PENANAlV4K2l5MJ9
9Please respect copyright.PENANAvzFwqMQSuK
9Please respect copyright.PENANAxEc1eNlzb8
TBC . -泠子
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火影輔佐x火影9Please respect copyright.PENANAuNSHNjB7Kj
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9Please respect copyright.PENANAAXlYB6NEFc
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9Please respect copyright.PENANAvhTpOL64dd
手中抱著厚重的公文回到辦公室,這可真多虧了那懶惰成性的火影大人,以致於連他這個火影輔佐官的工作量也連帶增加了好幾倍;而想必他那親愛的火影大人現在正窩在辦公室的沙發上偷懶吧。9Please respect copyright.PENANAsx0ylTn3fi
9Please respect copyright.PENANAxlya0du0KA
旋開門把,視野霎時被成堆的金黃色佔據。9Please respect copyright.PENANAivCyxGeoPU
9Please respect copyright.PENANAfDFER4sQtn
「呦!佐助。」本躺在沙發上、身著火影袍子的金髮笨蛋坐起身,一臉得意:「這下你可沒理由說我偷懶了吧!我的影分身可是有乖乖認真工作的啊,我果然是天才嘛!想出了這麼聰明的解決辦法!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAtMoX2pwLIU
9Please respect copyright.PENANAusoTNnle0P
掃視了一輪除本尊之外、幾乎佔據了整間辦公室的金髮笨蛋,所有影分身確實都埋頭苦幹著處理那成堆的文件,佐助無奈地將公文放置桌上,在沙發上坐了下來準備工作,一邊沒好氣地念了句:「…白痴。」那只會增加身體的負荷。9Please respect copyright.PENANAOtFhUxp5kr
9Please respect copyright.PENANAcK9fImgYYK
「你!」藍眸不滿的望向佐助,見對方認真翻看文件的模樣,腦中突然一個機靈,勾起嘴角嘲笑:「我知道了!佐助你是忌妒了吧!因為你可沒辦法像我一樣分出這樣多的影分身來替自己工作,哈哈!總算是讓我找到你這傢伙比我弱的地方了吧!混蛋佐助你也不過就這樣而已啦!」9Please respect copyright.PENANABm9zXVatsw
9Please respect copyright.PENANAa1dCB8YFmG
抬眼盯著前方翹起二郎腿的某火影大人,語氣平淡:「是,屬下怎麼比得上火影大人呢?畢竟火影大人的笨蛋程度是眾所皆知、無人能及的啊。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAFSbWRueGfp
9Please respect copyright.PENANAKtOxRsTR2c
皺起眉頭,鳴人忿忿說道:「這擺明有效率多了啊!宇智波混蛋!你小子一天不跟我唱反調會死嗎你!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAcmvQkfIk94
9Please respect copyright.PENANA4I33sAzwoP
「是啊,一天不捉弄你我就渾身不對勁。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAEoTzQWX5fO
9Please respect copyright.PENANAsp9tbTpU2R
「…你這糟糕的傢伙,我可是你的上司耶!」9Please respect copyright.PENANAVBxNETllaA
9Please respect copyright.PENANAyTHVUMPhto
「那麼作為一個稱職的下屬,我應該有義務告知火影大人盡快解除影分身以免壽命減短,火影提早換人當?」9Please respect copyright.PENANAdL9kLPuQn0
9Please respect copyright.PENANAhd1pavUKlP
「嘿!我就知道你果然還是忌妒我的吧!不過火影的位置可不會輕易的讓出啊,就算是佐助也一樣!」鳴人朝佐助扮了個鬼臉。9Please respect copyright.PENANAQi4WNasNfE
9Please respect copyright.PENANAbFhRNe8YbU
半晌,佐助抬起頭凝視著鳴人,直到對方明顯被瞧得全身不自在時才又將視線轉回手中的文件,緩緩說道:「…我擔心的是你的身體狀況,況且除去那毫無效率可言的公文批閱能力,沒有人比你更適合火影,否則我又怎麼會選擇火影輔佐官這個職位?」9Please respect copyright.PENANAm6LIOrEvS5
9Please respect copyright.PENANA0L6r7Y1VrS
興許是沒料到佐助會和自己提起這些認真的話語,腦袋約略當機了一分鐘才反應過來的鳴人,不知所措撓著頭、欲言又止的模樣全看在佐助眼裡,佐助因而忍俊不禁的嗤笑聲引起了鳴人的注意。9Please respect copyright.PENANAGaVsic2frW
9Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0AOGAQ8RQ
然而,藍眸才剛抬起頭便立刻撞上了那雙鮮紅的寫輪眼,隨著自己紛紛消失的影分身,鳴人才發覺佐助正操控著自己解除影分身,他有些氣急敗壞地站起身指著對方罵道:「佐助!你在幹什……呃…」9Please respect copyright.PENANAL3JXdtkB5L
9Please respect copyright.PENANAXXSNvPqHG2
話還未說完,鳴人重心不穩似的向後傾倒,暈眩及疲倦感襲捲而來。9Please respect copyright.PENANA3UBoDUo3tY
9Please respect copyright.PENANAmHIvzsuEai
在藍眸模糊的視線中看見了靠近的佐助,接著自己被扶了起來,低沉而熟悉的嗓音從頭頂上傳來:「知道你有多白痴了嗎?鳴人,你要是再繼續下去,這回我可不會再把你從櫻那裏救出來,櫻肯定也不會介意讓你多吃幾個月份的軍糧丸。」9Please respect copyright.PENANA7XKYFNzK29
9Please respect copyright.PENANAexbphFKEWG
「…可惡、真搞不懂到底誰才是火影了啦!」鳴人無精打采的抱怨著,一邊順勢倒在佐助身上,似乎完全沒有起身的意願。9Please respect copyright.PENANAjojEHOfMdE
9Please respect copyright.PENANALRYMoerDzu
而佐助只是有些溺愛的揉著懷中的那頭金髮,空著的手單手結印出一個影分身,回到工作崗位上代替自己方才未完成的工作。9Please respect copyright.PENANAJ78wN2RmNv
9Please respect copyright.PENANAJH30gNVXQ6
「你這傢伙還不是靠影分身工作!」鳴人打了個呵欠,翻了個身尋找舒適的姿勢,最終乾脆直接趴在佐助腿上。9Please respect copyright.PENANAVZ9cezZUMi
9Please respect copyright.PENANAhqtUN57UeW
「是、是、不過屬下可沒有火影大人英明,能分出如此眾多的影分身來讓自己累個半死,白痴。」佐助無奈地回應對方,照目前情況看來鳴人一時半會還無法繼續工作,那麼自然就是自己得代替鳴人處理公務,省得最後自己也被櫻給連帶責罵下去。9Please respect copyright.PENANAUshhn2r9iZ
9Please respect copyright.PENANAN3O2jNK7Jl
「你這傢伙究竟是想嘲笑我還是對我好啊?」9Please respect copyright.PENANAhyE1Er3NJ4
9Please respect copyright.PENANAZHdCSxUp0L
「嘲笑你。」蓄意捏了鳴人臉頰一把,佐助的語氣中帶有訓斥意味:「嘲笑你這白痴忘記影分身解除時會有加乘作用,一旦讓你持續這樣胡來的舉動到批閱完所有文件,你少說也會再昏睡個好幾天,接著這幾天份的公文又得累積成小山,惡性循懷。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAhLNsweLb1N
9Please respect copyright.PENANAJbJGUP5GmU
「我…」鳴人這才恍然大悟,想起了影分身的經歷終究還是會回到自己身上,他心虛的咳了幾聲:「…我才沒忘!只是…只是想著至少把累積了這麼久的公文先解決掉!」9Please respect copyright.PENANA6kPaqRpbgC
9Please respect copyright.PENANA1PKeGFyygT
「你要是不偷懶就沒這些問題。」佐助反駁。9Please respect copyright.PENANARbx0G4Y1GZ
9Please respect copyright.PENANATaBsoYwX6g
「我才沒偷懶!要不是那些預算編列的數字搞得我頭昏眼花,我也不會……唉唷9Please respect copyright.PENANAF7IihwCcPW
總之煩死了啦!」9Please respect copyright.PENANALTQF4djwKK
9Please respect copyright.PENANA0EhpDtSRCl
「先休息會吧。」佐助伸手拿起幾份公文,維持著讓鳴人可以舒適躺在自己身上休息的姿勢,開始翻閱文件:「如果你的身體健康狀況不想被櫻控管的話。」9Please respect copyright.PENANA3IG4vmGV44
9Please respect copyright.PENANA9kXGO2lao6
「就只會威脅我,混蛋。」9Please respect copyright.PENANAEXQr41wgW2
9Please respect copyright.PENANAEv2Ql2o0kw
鳴人嘴上雖是抱怨的話語,心裡頭卻清楚佐助為自己著想的那份溫柔,而包圍著自己的是佐助的氣息,從以前開始就只有佐助能給予他莫名的安全感,因此即便是在公務堆積成山的壓力下,鳴人仍是安心地進入了夢鄉。9Please respect copyright.PENANA96xam4YFHF
9Please respect copyright.PENANAlV4K2l5MJ9
9Please respect copyright.PENANAvzFwqMQSuK
9Please respect copyright.PENANAxEc1eNlzb8
TBC . -泠子