《佐鳴|原作》影分身的使用方式(上)7Please respect copyright.PENANAGyo5iE0hn1
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火影輔佐x火影7Please respect copyright.PENANAKAr8hlDu7t
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7Please respect copyright.PENANA1uM6HdmvXq
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手中抱著厚重的公文回到辦公室,這可真多虧了那懶惰成性的火影大人,以致於連他這個火影輔佐官的工作量也連帶增加了好幾倍;而想必他那親愛的火影大人現在正窩在辦公室的沙發上偷懶吧。7Please respect copyright.PENANAxM5Z18kR5A
7Please respect copyright.PENANAOwmYKQsNX0
旋開門把,視野霎時被成堆的金黃色佔據。7Please respect copyright.PENANAsljILrtqsP
7Please respect copyright.PENANAsU7OOwrq9j
「呦!佐助。」本躺在沙發上、身著火影袍子的金髮笨蛋坐起身,一臉得意:「這下你可沒理由說我偷懶了吧!我的影分身可是有乖乖認真工作的啊,我果然是天才嘛!想出了這麼聰明的解決辦法!」7Please respect copyright.PENANACgRkFEa9rl
7Please respect copyright.PENANAEIjLjOUOdq
掃視了一輪除本尊之外、幾乎佔據了整間辦公室的金髮笨蛋,所有影分身確實都埋頭苦幹著處理那成堆的文件,佐助無奈地將公文放置桌上,在沙發上坐了下來準備工作,一邊沒好氣地念了句:「…白痴。」那只會增加身體的負荷。7Please respect copyright.PENANAvkWw7Q7XYw
7Please respect copyright.PENANAKAfDJdgYuB
「你!」藍眸不滿的望向佐助,見對方認真翻看文件的模樣,腦中突然一個機靈,勾起嘴角嘲笑:「我知道了!佐助你是忌妒了吧!因為你可沒辦法像我一樣分出這樣多的影分身來替自己工作,哈哈!總算是讓我找到你這傢伙比我弱的地方了吧!混蛋佐助你也不過就這樣而已啦!」7Please respect copyright.PENANADTxsDot73V
7Please respect copyright.PENANAriMmlk6bnI
抬眼盯著前方翹起二郎腿的某火影大人,語氣平淡:「是,屬下怎麼比得上火影大人呢?畢竟火影大人的笨蛋程度是眾所皆知、無人能及的啊。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAluiMOaWQIT
7Please respect copyright.PENANAvBThBntslR
皺起眉頭,鳴人忿忿說道:「這擺明有效率多了啊!宇智波混蛋!你小子一天不跟我唱反調會死嗎你!」7Please respect copyright.PENANAsluhpny9QU
7Please respect copyright.PENANA447Yg6rD3a
「是啊,一天不捉弄你我就渾身不對勁。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAsoI6yOpwK8
7Please respect copyright.PENANASvXsPAnWf5
「…你這糟糕的傢伙,我可是你的上司耶!」7Please respect copyright.PENANAvChWFFSr9B
7Please respect copyright.PENANAz56rx54VnJ
「那麼作為一個稱職的下屬,我應該有義務告知火影大人盡快解除影分身以免壽命減短,火影提早換人當?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAc6dXMf554D
7Please respect copyright.PENANAEVwxRmXzb2
「嘿!我就知道你果然還是忌妒我的吧!不過火影的位置可不會輕易的讓出啊,就算是佐助也一樣!」鳴人朝佐助扮了個鬼臉。7Please respect copyright.PENANA0U5uedihZq
7Please respect copyright.PENANAFBCmH94PM9
半晌,佐助抬起頭凝視著鳴人,直到對方明顯被瞧得全身不自在時才又將視線轉回手中的文件,緩緩說道:「…我擔心的是你的身體狀況,況且除去那毫無效率可言的公文批閱能力,沒有人比你更適合火影,否則我又怎麼會選擇火影輔佐官這個職位?」7Please respect copyright.PENANA3BlD0JICl4
7Please respect copyright.PENANAAAAqrcMePw
興許是沒料到佐助會和自己提起這些認真的話語,腦袋約略當機了一分鐘才反應過來的鳴人,不知所措撓著頭、欲言又止的模樣全看在佐助眼裡,佐助因而忍俊不禁的嗤笑聲引起了鳴人的注意。7Please respect copyright.PENANAYkOMNgQTPN
7Please respect copyright.PENANAtqQ4FhzjEp
然而,藍眸才剛抬起頭便立刻撞上了那雙鮮紅的寫輪眼,隨著自己紛紛消失的影分身,鳴人才發覺佐助正操控著自己解除影分身,他有些氣急敗壞地站起身指著對方罵道:「佐助!你在幹什……呃…」7Please respect copyright.PENANAM5KdPjuP6W
7Please respect copyright.PENANAzgKhzPbq8m
話還未說完,鳴人重心不穩似的向後傾倒,暈眩及疲倦感襲捲而來。7Please respect copyright.PENANAyLDQF6UqgZ
7Please respect copyright.PENANAuA0VhfLLif
在藍眸模糊的視線中看見了靠近的佐助,接著自己被扶了起來,低沉而熟悉的嗓音從頭頂上傳來:「知道你有多白痴了嗎?鳴人,你要是再繼續下去,這回我可不會再把你從櫻那裏救出來,櫻肯定也不會介意讓你多吃幾個月份的軍糧丸。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAEZcfCT2YvV
7Please respect copyright.PENANAFE9QmMILe9
「…可惡、真搞不懂到底誰才是火影了啦!」鳴人無精打采的抱怨著,一邊順勢倒在佐助身上,似乎完全沒有起身的意願。7Please respect copyright.PENANAQDhjoriAU1
7Please respect copyright.PENANAERS3SS6Irq
而佐助只是有些溺愛的揉著懷中的那頭金髮,空著的手單手結印出一個影分身,回到工作崗位上代替自己方才未完成的工作。7Please respect copyright.PENANAwdOhe1ZaVg
7Please respect copyright.PENANAuY8nUnxIvd
「你這傢伙還不是靠影分身工作!」鳴人打了個呵欠,翻了個身尋找舒適的姿勢,最終乾脆直接趴在佐助腿上。7Please respect copyright.PENANA1i1APX8SAk
7Please respect copyright.PENANAzZbj6sBJz6
「是、是、不過屬下可沒有火影大人英明,能分出如此眾多的影分身來讓自己累個半死,白痴。」佐助無奈地回應對方,照目前情況看來鳴人一時半會還無法繼續工作,那麼自然就是自己得代替鳴人處理公務,省得最後自己也被櫻給連帶責罵下去。7Please respect copyright.PENANA10ePfg3k20
7Please respect copyright.PENANAeio1D7jPii
「你這傢伙究竟是想嘲笑我還是對我好啊?」7Please respect copyright.PENANARZStia1Ggn
7Please respect copyright.PENANAKUHEZsOb1V
「嘲笑你。」蓄意捏了鳴人臉頰一把,佐助的語氣中帶有訓斥意味:「嘲笑你這白痴忘記影分身解除時會有加乘作用,一旦讓你持續這樣胡來的舉動到批閱完所有文件,你少說也會再昏睡個好幾天,接著這幾天份的公文又得累積成小山,惡性循懷。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAKCBHzk3u9I
7Please respect copyright.PENANAOL4XLGuRCA
「我…」鳴人這才恍然大悟,想起了影分身的經歷終究還是會回到自己身上,他心虛的咳了幾聲:「…我才沒忘!只是…只是想著至少把累積了這麼久的公文先解決掉!」7Please respect copyright.PENANA1GxsK0F6EC
7Please respect copyright.PENANADLL30gWH0B
「你要是不偷懶就沒這些問題。」佐助反駁。7Please respect copyright.PENANAbU7obaJmgO
7Please respect copyright.PENANAAksg2a4Xu5
「我才沒偷懶!要不是那些預算編列的數字搞得我頭昏眼花,我也不會……唉唷7Please respect copyright.PENANAwu8zQ5bVEO
總之煩死了啦!」7Please respect copyright.PENANA9rPSlfS4GU
7Please respect copyright.PENANALyDJ0zTV42
「先休息會吧。」佐助伸手拿起幾份公文,維持著讓鳴人可以舒適躺在自己身上休息的姿勢,開始翻閱文件:「如果你的身體健康狀況不想被櫻控管的話。」7Please respect copyright.PENANANT9YgEHQvO
7Please respect copyright.PENANAYl15wzGUgO
「就只會威脅我,混蛋。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAQ336IsnNUC
7Please respect copyright.PENANAs40HKRpPNH
鳴人嘴上雖是抱怨的話語,心裡頭卻清楚佐助為自己著想的那份溫柔,而包圍著自己的是佐助的氣息,從以前開始就只有佐助能給予他莫名的安全感,因此即便是在公務堆積成山的壓力下,鳴人仍是安心地進入了夢鄉。7Please respect copyright.PENANAAEQVy4rsFM
7Please respect copyright.PENANAkk8z3kG1bB
7Please respect copyright.PENANAldXsbfj4RT
7Please respect copyright.PENANAWO2byGGh9f
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火影輔佐x火影7Please respect copyright.PENANAKAr8hlDu7t
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7Please respect copyright.PENANA1uM6HdmvXq
7Please respect copyright.PENANAIvKbUY6YKL
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手中抱著厚重的公文回到辦公室,這可真多虧了那懶惰成性的火影大人,以致於連他這個火影輔佐官的工作量也連帶增加了好幾倍;而想必他那親愛的火影大人現在正窩在辦公室的沙發上偷懶吧。7Please respect copyright.PENANAxM5Z18kR5A
7Please respect copyright.PENANAOwmYKQsNX0
旋開門把,視野霎時被成堆的金黃色佔據。7Please respect copyright.PENANAsljILrtqsP
7Please respect copyright.PENANAsU7OOwrq9j
「呦!佐助。」本躺在沙發上、身著火影袍子的金髮笨蛋坐起身,一臉得意:「這下你可沒理由說我偷懶了吧!我的影分身可是有乖乖認真工作的啊,我果然是天才嘛!想出了這麼聰明的解決辦法!」7Please respect copyright.PENANACgRkFEa9rl
7Please respect copyright.PENANAEIjLjOUOdq
掃視了一輪除本尊之外、幾乎佔據了整間辦公室的金髮笨蛋,所有影分身確實都埋頭苦幹著處理那成堆的文件,佐助無奈地將公文放置桌上,在沙發上坐了下來準備工作,一邊沒好氣地念了句:「…白痴。」那只會增加身體的負荷。7Please respect copyright.PENANAvkWw7Q7XYw
7Please respect copyright.PENANAKAfDJdgYuB
「你!」藍眸不滿的望向佐助,見對方認真翻看文件的模樣,腦中突然一個機靈,勾起嘴角嘲笑:「我知道了!佐助你是忌妒了吧!因為你可沒辦法像我一樣分出這樣多的影分身來替自己工作,哈哈!總算是讓我找到你這傢伙比我弱的地方了吧!混蛋佐助你也不過就這樣而已啦!」7Please respect copyright.PENANADTxsDot73V
7Please respect copyright.PENANAriMmlk6bnI
抬眼盯著前方翹起二郎腿的某火影大人,語氣平淡:「是,屬下怎麼比得上火影大人呢?畢竟火影大人的笨蛋程度是眾所皆知、無人能及的啊。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAluiMOaWQIT
7Please respect copyright.PENANAvBThBntslR
皺起眉頭,鳴人忿忿說道:「這擺明有效率多了啊!宇智波混蛋!你小子一天不跟我唱反調會死嗎你!」7Please respect copyright.PENANAsluhpny9QU
7Please respect copyright.PENANA447Yg6rD3a
「是啊,一天不捉弄你我就渾身不對勁。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAsoI6yOpwK8
7Please respect copyright.PENANASvXsPAnWf5
「…你這糟糕的傢伙,我可是你的上司耶!」7Please respect copyright.PENANAvChWFFSr9B
7Please respect copyright.PENANAz56rx54VnJ
「那麼作為一個稱職的下屬,我應該有義務告知火影大人盡快解除影分身以免壽命減短,火影提早換人當?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAc6dXMf554D
7Please respect copyright.PENANAEVwxRmXzb2
「嘿!我就知道你果然還是忌妒我的吧!不過火影的位置可不會輕易的讓出啊,就算是佐助也一樣!」鳴人朝佐助扮了個鬼臉。7Please respect copyright.PENANA0U5uedihZq
7Please respect copyright.PENANAFBCmH94PM9
半晌,佐助抬起頭凝視著鳴人,直到對方明顯被瞧得全身不自在時才又將視線轉回手中的文件,緩緩說道:「…我擔心的是你的身體狀況,況且除去那毫無效率可言的公文批閱能力,沒有人比你更適合火影,否則我又怎麼會選擇火影輔佐官這個職位?」7Please respect copyright.PENANA3BlD0JICl4
7Please respect copyright.PENANAAAAqrcMePw
興許是沒料到佐助會和自己提起這些認真的話語,腦袋約略當機了一分鐘才反應過來的鳴人,不知所措撓著頭、欲言又止的模樣全看在佐助眼裡,佐助因而忍俊不禁的嗤笑聲引起了鳴人的注意。7Please respect copyright.PENANAYkOMNgQTPN
7Please respect copyright.PENANAtqQ4FhzjEp
然而,藍眸才剛抬起頭便立刻撞上了那雙鮮紅的寫輪眼,隨著自己紛紛消失的影分身,鳴人才發覺佐助正操控著自己解除影分身,他有些氣急敗壞地站起身指著對方罵道:「佐助!你在幹什……呃…」7Please respect copyright.PENANAM5KdPjuP6W
7Please respect copyright.PENANAzgKhzPbq8m
話還未說完,鳴人重心不穩似的向後傾倒,暈眩及疲倦感襲捲而來。7Please respect copyright.PENANAyLDQF6UqgZ
7Please respect copyright.PENANAuA0VhfLLif
在藍眸模糊的視線中看見了靠近的佐助,接著自己被扶了起來,低沉而熟悉的嗓音從頭頂上傳來:「知道你有多白痴了嗎?鳴人,你要是再繼續下去,這回我可不會再把你從櫻那裏救出來,櫻肯定也不會介意讓你多吃幾個月份的軍糧丸。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAEZcfCT2YvV
7Please respect copyright.PENANAFE9QmMILe9
「…可惡、真搞不懂到底誰才是火影了啦!」鳴人無精打采的抱怨著,一邊順勢倒在佐助身上,似乎完全沒有起身的意願。7Please respect copyright.PENANAQDhjoriAU1
7Please respect copyright.PENANAERS3SS6Irq
而佐助只是有些溺愛的揉著懷中的那頭金髮,空著的手單手結印出一個影分身,回到工作崗位上代替自己方才未完成的工作。7Please respect copyright.PENANAwdOhe1ZaVg
7Please respect copyright.PENANAuY8nUnxIvd
「你這傢伙還不是靠影分身工作!」鳴人打了個呵欠,翻了個身尋找舒適的姿勢,最終乾脆直接趴在佐助腿上。7Please respect copyright.PENANA1i1APX8SAk
7Please respect copyright.PENANAzZbj6sBJz6
「是、是、不過屬下可沒有火影大人英明,能分出如此眾多的影分身來讓自己累個半死,白痴。」佐助無奈地回應對方,照目前情況看來鳴人一時半會還無法繼續工作,那麼自然就是自己得代替鳴人處理公務,省得最後自己也被櫻給連帶責罵下去。7Please respect copyright.PENANA10ePfg3k20
7Please respect copyright.PENANAeio1D7jPii
「你這傢伙究竟是想嘲笑我還是對我好啊?」7Please respect copyright.PENANARZStia1Ggn
7Please respect copyright.PENANAKUHEZsOb1V
「嘲笑你。」蓄意捏了鳴人臉頰一把,佐助的語氣中帶有訓斥意味:「嘲笑你這白痴忘記影分身解除時會有加乘作用,一旦讓你持續這樣胡來的舉動到批閱完所有文件,你少說也會再昏睡個好幾天,接著這幾天份的公文又得累積成小山,惡性循懷。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAKCBHzk3u9I
7Please respect copyright.PENANAOL4XLGuRCA
「我…」鳴人這才恍然大悟,想起了影分身的經歷終究還是會回到自己身上,他心虛的咳了幾聲:「…我才沒忘!只是…只是想著至少把累積了這麼久的公文先解決掉!」7Please respect copyright.PENANA1GxsK0F6EC
7Please respect copyright.PENANADLL30gWH0B
「你要是不偷懶就沒這些問題。」佐助反駁。7Please respect copyright.PENANAbU7obaJmgO
7Please respect copyright.PENANAAksg2a4Xu5
「我才沒偷懶!要不是那些預算編列的數字搞得我頭昏眼花,我也不會……唉唷7Please respect copyright.PENANAwu8zQ5bVEO
總之煩死了啦!」7Please respect copyright.PENANA9rPSlfS4GU
7Please respect copyright.PENANALyDJ0zTV42
「先休息會吧。」佐助伸手拿起幾份公文,維持著讓鳴人可以舒適躺在自己身上休息的姿勢,開始翻閱文件:「如果你的身體健康狀況不想被櫻控管的話。」7Please respect copyright.PENANANT9YgEHQvO
7Please respect copyright.PENANAYl15wzGUgO
「就只會威脅我,混蛋。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAQ336IsnNUC
7Please respect copyright.PENANAs40HKRpPNH
鳴人嘴上雖是抱怨的話語,心裡頭卻清楚佐助為自己著想的那份溫柔,而包圍著自己的是佐助的氣息,從以前開始就只有佐助能給予他莫名的安全感,因此即便是在公務堆積成山的壓力下,鳴人仍是安心地進入了夢鄉。7Please respect copyright.PENANAAEQVy4rsFM
7Please respect copyright.PENANAkk8z3kG1bB
7Please respect copyright.PENANAldXsbfj4RT
7Please respect copyright.PENANAWO2byGGh9f
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