這是一個風和日麗的早晨。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDsVIGSux3
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總是努力保護地球和平的神盾局，收到了一封信函，上頭寫滿非地球人的文字與詭異的圖案，神經一向敏感的神盾局局長Nick Fury以為又是什麼危險人士發出的威脅信件，連忙找了國家安全顧問一起討論。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIGhAoehna
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而同樣的信函也寄到了復仇者所在地……Stark大樓。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZsbJISJlP
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Natasha Romanoff躺在沙發上看電視，Clint Barton似乎仍在他的鳥窩裡睡著好覺，屋主Tony Stark操作著電子螢幕分析著什麼資料，Bruce Banner則是坐在房間另一端振筆疾書。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDmEPlta1b
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Steve Rogers手抓著信慢騰騰地踱進房間，臉上寫滿了茫然，他看看Tony又看看Bruce，不知道該詢問誰好。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTDKKcsLQi
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「呃……各位，我收到這封信……」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQEwmEyWgR
「念吧。」Tony頭也不回地說，「不管是哪位仰慕者寄來的甜言蜜語，我都不會笑的。」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwjhct0nDy
「這不是情書！」眾所皆知Steve的臉皮是說不出的薄，他立即漲紅了臉，「上面寫的語言我根本看不懂！」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSY7JbWPRbA
「這簡單，我會找人給你補補這70年間的英語差距，人睡久了果然會變笨──」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSZfkb3hSb
「Tony！」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAkNhEfylJ
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耳邊聽見Cap生氣的叫著他的名字，然後脖子一緊，身體一下子懸空起來，仔細一瞧才發現自己的眼神已經與Steve在相同的水平位置，Steve兩手抓住Tony的衣領，仗著力氣硬是把他拉離地面。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHpDGlv72m
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十分鐘後……Tony摀著被某人揍了一拳的臉，回到了會議廳，其他的復仇者成員已聚在一起討論那封信。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cubIz2EAW
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「這種文字的特徵目前沒有在現有文明中發現過，而且收件者是給復仇者，我大膽地假設一下……這應該不是地球現代文明的產物。」仔細檢視過上頭的文字後，Bruce推了推眼鏡發表意見。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyefXZ63tAd
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「又是外星人？」Natasha不悅地挑起眉。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgu3tLAlp52
「我受夠外星人了。」聽見Natasha的聲音，Clint Barton從鳥窩中探出頭來附和。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmb8qXwqyt
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「沒錯，」Tony難得地沒有發揮他毒舌的功力，反而大動作地頷首，「尤其外星人的智商通常低到難以理解的時候──」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHQxqjgB5F
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「停停停！這不是抱怨大會……好嗎？我們應該先弄清楚上頭寫的內容是什麼──」博士無奈地打斷Tony的發言，接著用期待似的目光看向Steve Rogers，「Mr. Rogers，麻煩你去聯絡一下，我想是時候借助我們外星朋友的力量。」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCIqkzYTue
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「呃……事實上，我覺得不必了。」Steve說，而眾人對於隊長的拒絕並不意外，因為他們都能聽見窗外轟轟的雷聲。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5j8gtHgC9
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自從結識雷神後，天花板突然破裂掉下兩個人這碼子事對復仇者們來說早已是家常便飯。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxnCZFTdkS
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在一陣灰塵瀰漫的塵霧中，一個身形強壯、穿著戰甲的金髮男人現身在眾人的視覺裡。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx08abmA4RO
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「吾友們！好久不見！」Thor張開雙臂迎向他在地球上的戰友們，卻忘了他肩頭還負著另一個神……只聽得一聲抽氣，名叫Loki的神倒栽蔥地摔到地面。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEhwIJra7G
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「Thor你這個笨蛋！」Loki生氣地大叫。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzimPaVqkV3
「……這就是我說的智商低到難以理解。」Tony幸災樂禍地笑了。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUGa6gE6Pz
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好聲好氣地安撫完弟弟的怒氣後，雷神轉頭面向大家，「我打算休息一晚上，明天就開始。」一臉的躍躍欲試。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxO0It4euZ1
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眾人面面相覷，開始？……開始什麼？7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zczAFM6SV
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再怎麼遲鈍，Thor也能感覺到戰友們的疑惑，不等他們發問，Thor用一種理所當然的口氣說，「信上不是寫了嗎？」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLnB7celTt
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信……7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIy4XGMHFOS
那封沒人看得懂的有字天書？7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWs2e3omD0k
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復仇者們沉默，看來Asgrad人太抬舉他們了，這種外星文字在地球上還沒有人會解讀好嗎！7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrLzQ5Nw6L
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「我以為你們早就知道了。」雷神顯然不太高興，他皺起兩道粗眉，「你們應該要把一切準備好。」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRRM6QnkUd
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「所以這見鬼的東西寫的到底是什麼？」耐不住脾氣的Tony抓起那信抱怨道，被問到這個問題，Thor一掃臉上的陰霾，身旁的Loki則朝著Tony露出鄙夷的表情。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVI2ibGw0jT
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「蜜月旅行啊，蜜月。」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwi5Zoe1M9b
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……咚！7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXPfNosqVe
某人的水杯掉到了地上，而與雷神燦爛無比的笑容呈現對比的是復仇者們的沉默無言。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMYDdDvbnz
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不是吧？7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZ1b3U5w6k
他們沒聽錯吧……蜜月？7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dF4CwqCTj
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「我和Loki，結婚了。」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jJbnUhxFS
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Thor深情款款地望著他的另一半，不過Loki很不給面子地瞪了他一眼就撇過頭去，不過Thor完全不在意。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0P5MN5naC2
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看Loki一臉嫌惡的表情，天曉得Asgrad的婚禮是不是不需要雙方同意？也許是雷神逼婚什麼的……7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LLioNjmdC
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眾人的目光悄悄看向邪神的小腹，他正若有似無地護著肚子。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpWb88ONTH
不會是有了吧？Asgrad人的生理構造說不定根本是他們這些地球人無法理解的。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNM5sWhefS
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「我們的第一站就是米德加爾，這是Loki最喜歡的地方。」邊說邊環住弟弟的腰，Loki像是拍蒼蠅一樣地反射性瞬間打掉那隻大手。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkldHMRoxN
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「你少自作聰明，我才不────布丁！」反駁的話還沒說完，邪神的目光立刻被Natasha端出的一盤甜食給吸走。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyo392WNAS2
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瞧見這樣的弟弟，Thor面露溺愛的笑容，「看吧，就說他最喜歡的。」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbncoqQZw3
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……這個弟控雷神沒救了啊啊啊！7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYf0eskWHF
復仇者們心中無限吶喊。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VkqEqdJMG
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Nick Fury聽完緊急報告，眼罩和下巴差點沒掉下來，翻桌大概是他現在最想做的一件事。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe22wIdhXao
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外星人渡什麼蜜月！7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsFkVfFZgs
而且為什麼偏偏挑地球？宇宙中不是很多星球可以去嗎？7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0IdBywb0W
Asgrad人果然都是怪胎啊！7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZn3pcLoE2
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「把他們給我請回Asgrad，說現在地球環境和氣候不適合渡蜜月！」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWXFY0faDE
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Nick Fury一聲令下，探員的身影離開螢幕，但是過沒多久，探員又回來了。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBTNSu0l1I
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「報告局長，雷神生氣了。」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eqq9AoYVm
「就讓他氣吧，神也不可以為所欲為的。」局長哼了聲。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GZWbLKhuv
「雷神說要拿鎚子砸了Stark大樓，所以Tony Stark也生氣了……」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhZMwgPnRF
「我不想聽到Tony Stark的名字。」低頭繼續看報告。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKCvb8e1ix
「鋼鐵人先生把Banner博士叫來用粗語侮辱他，然後Hulk就衝向邪神開始───您知道的，雷神怒不可遏地攻擊Hulk，結果兩位都撞破了玻璃，掉到公園大道上繼續互毆……」7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZd8vzRkbU
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於是，為了曼哈頓與地球的和平，神盾局正式承接下神兄弟蜜月的準備任務。7Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDH4o4kah2
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