這是怎麼回事？9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LGA9Y9lB1
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土方皺著眉盯著自己在鏡子中的倒影，冷汗直冒。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfRLzWOQms
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「土方桑該起床了吧，不過我不介意你一直睡下去啦最好是永遠不要起來……」一早就在嘴炮的S王子唰一聲拉開紙拉門，挑起眉來。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlI4lvaEYtL
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他看著空無一人的房間，然後得出結論。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSXAou0glo
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「土方……居然潛逃了……太好了這下副長的位置是我的了！」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWkghH2mzy
「喵喵喵喵喵！」譯：潛逃你妹！老子我在這裡混帳！9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkal24V0NEN
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一隻黑色的短毛貓狠狠抓了一下沖田的褲管，大聲尖叫。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FEOk1w4DN
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──香菸跟美乃滋要節制，但坂田銀時可無限享用──（我愛分隔線（告非））9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplczGV0J34
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「旦那，我是認真的，請你相信我，我絕對不會欺騙你的。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkX3EGYPTRv
「可是，這太突然了，叫我怎麼接受總一郎你……」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5qsFfc0bF
「是總悟。就算你一直都記不得我的名字，但是現在我唯一能依靠的人只有你了……」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39H5bgYwa3
「總一郎……」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6b9BoHGba
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眼鏡一亮。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLsGCTxlo3
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「那個，兩位，我不想打擾你們，但是土方先生（疑似）快要翹辮子了，而且最重要的是標題沒標沖銀啊這樣會被投訴的。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWseVx0eMBA
「新八機新八機！我們家鄉有句俗話叫一黑二紅三花四白，黑色的最好吃阿嚕！」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynnSfNF2f5
「吃什麼啊！算了吧都是煙臭跟美乃滋臭的貓肉火鍋送給我我都不要！再說那應該是狗肉吧！」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqnTkcxkah
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnq07TGPKZS
「喵嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚喵嘎──！」譯：你們這群混蛋通通給老子把皮繃緊！等我變回來你們就災死！（作者你夠囉）9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJXvj7iZvN
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坂田銀時抓了抓了嘆口氣，揪住張牙舞爪的黑貓的背肉一把拎起他，放在眼前仔細打量。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1BjhKYjKD
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「雖然你說絕對不會欺騙我，但是要我相信這只貓是你們家副長……就算天上下草莓牛奶雨我也不相信。等等！草莓牛奶雨聽起來好誘惑……」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPqnCIUlPh
「這次是真的了旦那，騙人的人小○○會爛掉，而且你自己上次也變成貓了吧，土方先生之所以會這樣，一定是你們在『嗶──』的時候沒做防護措施，髒死了請不要靠近我。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrc0nO3b3o1
「那你就滾，帶著這隻瞳孔擴散的貓一起。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSHfYAtuZ1
「……說真的啦旦那，隊上還有一堆事情，我沒空帶一隻瞳孔擴散的貓來跟你開玩笑，你不相信也就算了，但這次還請幫一下忙。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0YSOBC7jE
「你說幫就幫嗎？的確小○○的承諾是很聳動啦，但是這個社會是講求現實的總一郎君。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5xx8s0A6n
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWMw0Zi42Y
沖田總悟盯著坂田銀時伸出來的那隻手兀自沉默。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvlBTTchYa
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良久，他嘆了一口氣。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTW4I5GvH4s
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「巧克力聖代、冰淇淋鬆餅……」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDEXMGZnK6
坂田銀時滿意地點頭。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuxlfZ1kzD
「草莓牛奶、栗子夾心蛋糕……」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrCotHdqOV
坂田銀時雀躍地點頭。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHh9ntj8gL5
「水果綜合千層派、丸子串……」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugAxXJM2IK
坂田銀時瘋狂地點頭。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDBm2xeqQT
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「還有其他雜七雜八的東西，這些通通都算在土方先生的帳上，旦那你事後跟土方先生請款吧。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzmvkTwlbi
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坂田銀時愣了一下，然後露出熾烈到像要把人灼傷的笑容。他手上的土方瞬間像狂犬病發作一樣，瘋狂掙扎起來。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6Gtz93XO3
開什麼玩笑那些東西全買單他這個月的薪水就空了！9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuscdCorYha
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VXxChTNBD
那個死自然捲還笑得這麼熱切是怎麼樣，給我放開！不准你們兩個超S無視我的意見擅自握手協定！9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFO77AoZcr
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「新八機，美乃滋男要是事後要小銀用身體買單怎麼辦阿嚕？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kjImym6Ip
「噓！噓！神樂，這種話不要隨便亂說，要說也說的小聲點……」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFhMp61d2m
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJZQffrLRl
動物的敏捷聽覺讓土方貓的耳朵唰地豎起，他不掙扎了，望著陡然停下協議的坂田銀時，一人一貓兩兩相視。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJMshoNIMq
然後，貓的嘴角很緩慢很緩慢的，勾起一個阿銀無比熟悉的的弧度。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCfypVdYyB
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那是土方每到晚上，一邊撲倒他脫他的衣服時，總讓自己想一拳打歪的笑容。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtilT982mWY
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JGUAGt9zz
坂田銀時的眼睛瞬間瞪直了，他呆住了大約幾秒鐘的時間，然後發出高分貝的尖叫。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzg8mBtJUQ
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在證實了眼前這隻瞳孔擴散的貓確實是土方後，沖田揮一揮手，帶走了萬事屋的兩個助手跟大狗，說隊上欠人手正好用來補土方的空缺。但看著他跟神樂邊走邊打鬧，後方的新八拼命勸架卻給當成空氣的模樣，阿銀實在是在心裡懷疑的很。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGq0VL6vMgd
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沖田君，你的意圖實在明顯到讓人不忍心戳破的程度啊……9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaM7AV1myWH
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhLiCVGQeY
他嘆了口氣踅身進屋，看見土方以端正的動物坐姿坐在客廳桌上，一臉「現在要怎麼辦」的悲情。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqptsQCV8w
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIclkrmUWlm
「沒辦法啊……」他抓了抓頭，蹲下與土方平視，嚴肅說道。「我出門買點東西，你在這裡乖乖的等我，千˙萬˙不˙要˙跑˙到˙街˙上，9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAH3ty9OdB
如果你還想要蛋蛋的話。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sJICxZE9M
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4AzyHYomx
阿銀說完後就出門去了，空蕩蕩的萬事屋頓時只剩土方貓一隻，他左瞧瞧右看看，跳下桌子，卻狠狠地摔在地上，碰一聲聽起來就很痛。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35FTSajhPB
他吃痛地揉著頭，看來他無論如何都必須在變回來前習慣這個身體才行。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItW8u1tXfu
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2wNk1TghE
土方開始在萬事屋裡四處走動，試著活絡四隻腳，畢竟有幾分運動底子，過不了多久他就能跳上阿銀的辦公桌，從木格子窗的縫隙間看見街道的情景。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EgrXy3jwT
他打了個呵欠，好想點根菸也好想吃土方特製蓋飯，可是看看自己柔軟的肉球，土方默默地打消了這個念頭。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyUtvp9ryF
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62LbdNYWfu
突然，一張他有印象的臉出現在街道一角，讓他豎起了耳朵。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5s4Vag6pj
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那是某個在通緝榜單上的激進浪人。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmdPzAG4pm
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他沒做二想立刻跳下窗檻，往大門的方向跑去，用身體奮力推開門板跑了出去。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgkzM98rq5
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「嗯？你買那些東西要做啥？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOb2cqy9VFT
「還不是家裡來了隻麻煩的貓，沒這些東西不好照顧吧。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rQyaL8BC4
「貓？你連自己都快養不活了，拜託你就別再荼毒生靈啦。那隻大狗跟中國女孩還不夠吃嗎？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHc98Czh11
「沒辦法啊，這次是委託，有錢拿的～」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RDL1YzFg0
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坂田銀時晃晃手上剛買來的寵物用品，從貓砂到項圈應有盡有，銀桑啊您還記得那不是貓是您的人生提款機嗎？9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaUWTawehg
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登勢聳聳肩，看著阿銀爬上樓梯，突然又想起了什麼再度開口。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEwObFa0HB
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「對了，說到貓，我剛才倒是看見有隻貓從萬事屋裡跑出來了。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqNe8Gh0UJ
「……啊？」銀時的腳步乍停，他在樓梯上回過頭，皺眉望著登勢。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6blhaB76Re
「黑色的，毛短短的，而且瞳孔擴散的滿嚴重，是得了青光眼嗎？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2GItdUPVp
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWhlJIMyfV
坂田銀時手中的袋子啪啦一聲落了地。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpDf0f67yM
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登勢還來不及眨個眼，他的身影就衝了出去，轉眼間就看不見了。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQkXbIPGL5
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土方貓在街上奮力跑著，以貓的腳步要跟上人類的步伐還挺不容易的，尤其是週遭的人群，以往看起來稀鬆平常的行人，在如今的土方眼中都像巨人一樣，讓他根本沒法好好鎖定追蹤的目標。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQPvcKBTJz
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0eDSXTT55
他從人群的縫隙中看見目標轉進了一條巷子裡，於是他立刻跟上。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZCHcvsBbI
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6gV9DzKJg
但是當他一踏入巷子時，他就傻眼了。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEIcdr6I1M
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0Cbofv8Gk
眼前江戶防疫所的字體斗大，手拿補獸網的大叔有如鬼魅，聲音淒厲地朝他伸出手……9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvUJk8bHlA
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvK5zoTYzDf
「把蛋蛋，交～出～來～」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcgn5lAJxc
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土方貓的臉頓時扭曲了。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9SJGMcCat
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEb7IAnOZh
他連思考的時間都沒有就下意識轉身開溜，開什麼玩笑要是蛋蛋沒了他還怎麼對萬事屋的傢伙口口來口口去啊混帳！9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcCw1ACwLZ
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PPYs3vTKj
千鈞一髮之際他躲開一個朝他面門襲來的捕獸網，緊急煞車後一個大迴轉從追在他後方的某大叔胯下穿過去，在街上上演你追我跑的人獸板本戲碼。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjIWxYraPH
瑪莉隔壁的這就是萬事屋的之前說的話的意思嗎！蛋蛋危機？9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKFf9RMm4x
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwcc8CQ0r7
他迅速拐進一條小巷想甩開那些防疫所的人，卻反而將自己逼進死胡同，望著眼前高聳的牆壁與後方的摘蛋蛋大隊，土方簡直欲哭無淚！9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetyiA5T2pf
就在此時，幾個陰影突然從暗處竄出，朝摘蛋蛋大隊的人馬臉上撲去，場面當下一陣混亂，土方簡直傻了眼。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt242e0A6EQ
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaXQOO1WWC
「喂！那邊那個！你還站著做什麼，快跑！」一隻白底棕色花斑的貓轉頭朝土方大喊，讓土方有如青天霹靂。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5AwzWomfl
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2J0aXehNxP
貓在說話？而且還是跟自己講話？這裡是歌舞伎町？他的佐助佑助應該還在吧？9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ooo8CBT2p
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土方呆呆的盯著眼前人貓混戰的景象說不出話，對方似乎是急了，一個迎頭把土方撞倒，要土方跟他走。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZueZIauJn
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