這是怎麼回事？8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIyvAj0IwT
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土方皺著眉盯著自己在鏡子中的倒影，冷汗直冒。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mT4vejNvv
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「土方桑該起床了吧，不過我不介意你一直睡下去啦最好是永遠不要起來……」一早就在嘴炮的S王子唰一聲拉開紙拉門，挑起眉來。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yC1o1GeZp
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他看著空無一人的房間，然後得出結論。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTFJoS3tcO
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「土方……居然潛逃了……太好了這下副長的位置是我的了！」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxvd2jo3fx
「喵喵喵喵喵！」譯：潛逃你妹！老子我在這裡混帳！8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLK2kON81GA
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bYvTGynsa
一隻黑色的短毛貓狠狠抓了一下沖田的褲管，大聲尖叫。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdvrOFqbqv
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──香菸跟美乃滋要節制，但坂田銀時可無限享用──（我愛分隔線（告非））8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgxHVFwN9Z
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「旦那，我是認真的，請你相信我，我絕對不會欺騙你的。」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNvakgtG10
「可是，這太突然了，叫我怎麼接受總一郎你……」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSes9w26nj
「是總悟。就算你一直都記不得我的名字，但是現在我唯一能依靠的人只有你了……」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WgJSvVQLf
「總一郎……」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqLYCRDAaj
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眼鏡一亮。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmNWBG2k3Q
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「那個，兩位，我不想打擾你們，但是土方先生（疑似）快要翹辮子了，而且最重要的是標題沒標沖銀啊這樣會被投訴的。」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3bO3wLFOO
「新八機新八機！我們家鄉有句俗話叫一黑二紅三花四白，黑色的最好吃阿嚕！」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9Z5aBFgQf
「吃什麼啊！算了吧都是煙臭跟美乃滋臭的貓肉火鍋送給我我都不要！再說那應該是狗肉吧！」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIsehKVATp
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YoASiyL9I
「喵嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚喵嘎──！」譯：你們這群混蛋通通給老子把皮繃緊！等我變回來你們就災死！（作者你夠囉）8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nRu7R5Keg
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacMlAlpOSJ
坂田銀時抓了抓了嘆口氣，揪住張牙舞爪的黑貓的背肉一把拎起他，放在眼前仔細打量。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bUGGpvETj
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Pcv9kAqRf
「雖然你說絕對不會欺騙我，但是要我相信這只貓是你們家副長……就算天上下草莓牛奶雨我也不相信。等等！草莓牛奶雨聽起來好誘惑……」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbl9agZY1E
「這次是真的了旦那，騙人的人小○○會爛掉，而且你自己上次也變成貓了吧，土方先生之所以會這樣，一定是你們在『嗶──』的時候沒做防護措施，髒死了請不要靠近我。」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2C87BLRbD
「那你就滾，帶著這隻瞳孔擴散的貓一起。」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3HPSYDjJq
「……說真的啦旦那，隊上還有一堆事情，我沒空帶一隻瞳孔擴散的貓來跟你開玩笑，你不相信也就算了，但這次還請幫一下忙。」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJ44muhP7B
「你說幫就幫嗎？的確小○○的承諾是很聳動啦，但是這個社會是講求現實的總一郎君。」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUzOts6kYM
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Fe0oBb9Ft
沖田總悟盯著坂田銀時伸出來的那隻手兀自沉默。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI81hkpeNvk
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOIENCKjtO
良久，他嘆了一口氣。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhSWhIZDWG
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSoshAiUqW
「巧克力聖代、冰淇淋鬆餅……」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnBnnANBSO
坂田銀時滿意地點頭。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDW7FgOeHS5
「草莓牛奶、栗子夾心蛋糕……」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6cVEEfVvn
坂田銀時雀躍地點頭。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvS6SjFIEk
「水果綜合千層派、丸子串……」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9DR2H5c3V
坂田銀時瘋狂地點頭。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3iArh1JI4
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iiRMwEqWt
「還有其他雜七雜八的東西，這些通通都算在土方先生的帳上，旦那你事後跟土方先生請款吧。」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ433vropWGz
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TH2vxmZQp
坂田銀時愣了一下，然後露出熾烈到像要把人灼傷的笑容。他手上的土方瞬間像狂犬病發作一樣，瘋狂掙扎起來。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkg3dCPoZPG
開什麼玩笑那些東西全買單他這個月的薪水就空了！8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5j1aAQ3Aos
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTWtyJMQC6
那個死自然捲還笑得這麼熱切是怎麼樣，給我放開！不准你們兩個超S無視我的意見擅自握手協定！8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9qjVGMLQq
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqtEbcbiOT
「新八機，美乃滋男要是事後要小銀用身體買單怎麼辦阿嚕？」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIfsxjKKQi
「噓！噓！神樂，這種話不要隨便亂說，要說也說的小聲點……」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4Zg5r4ULH
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWKhjQZNrX
動物的敏捷聽覺讓土方貓的耳朵唰地豎起，他不掙扎了，望著陡然停下協議的坂田銀時，一人一貓兩兩相視。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZ8GlOK00S
然後，貓的嘴角很緩慢很緩慢的，勾起一個阿銀無比熟悉的的弧度。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CMMH6Dqyd
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOHSDmCmlI
那是土方每到晚上，一邊撲倒他脫他的衣服時，總讓自己想一拳打歪的笑容。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TSZyj2CK2
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9U4TOaNC3
坂田銀時的眼睛瞬間瞪直了，他呆住了大約幾秒鐘的時間，然後發出高分貝的尖叫。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoA55rYsGU
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrytewgd3j
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8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1nzwQVksa
在證實了眼前這隻瞳孔擴散的貓確實是土方後，沖田揮一揮手，帶走了萬事屋的兩個助手跟大狗，說隊上欠人手正好用來補土方的空缺。但看著他跟神樂邊走邊打鬧，後方的新八拼命勸架卻給當成空氣的模樣，阿銀實在是在心裡懷疑的很。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdWcYa3xyd
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZAt9Lh05z
沖田君，你的意圖實在明顯到讓人不忍心戳破的程度啊……8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qB9PMjwJR
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3mCnQMH75
他嘆了口氣踅身進屋，看見土方以端正的動物坐姿坐在客廳桌上，一臉「現在要怎麼辦」的悲情。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfAH38OZ3w
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJakme5cbw
「沒辦法啊……」他抓了抓頭，蹲下與土方平視，嚴肅說道。「我出門買點東西，你在這裡乖乖的等我，千˙萬˙不˙要˙跑˙到˙街˙上，8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxrO2aeVuD
如果你還想要蛋蛋的話。」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00tI2aq4Be
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCcpsax4rz
阿銀說完後就出門去了，空蕩蕩的萬事屋頓時只剩土方貓一隻，他左瞧瞧右看看，跳下桌子，卻狠狠地摔在地上，碰一聲聽起來就很痛。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5e4SkI0wS
他吃痛地揉著頭，看來他無論如何都必須在變回來前習慣這個身體才行。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zAmyyt0ko
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqp7QGiAn0
土方開始在萬事屋裡四處走動，試著活絡四隻腳，畢竟有幾分運動底子，過不了多久他就能跳上阿銀的辦公桌，從木格子窗的縫隙間看見街道的情景。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlfLPRzFJG
他打了個呵欠，好想點根菸也好想吃土方特製蓋飯，可是看看自己柔軟的肉球，土方默默地打消了這個念頭。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WyxMS0ExS
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMkndQl3fp
突然，一張他有印象的臉出現在街道一角，讓他豎起了耳朵。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AOeyIQGRl
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqNMYUa9hZ
那是某個在通緝榜單上的激進浪人。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbB91wGwxy2
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCXDmeq9OX
他沒做二想立刻跳下窗檻，往大門的方向跑去，用身體奮力推開門板跑了出去。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxR2q0OI2Eh
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfS6QMQiV4X
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDJ6gfvIm1
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8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn4lkw0ETA
「嗯？你買那些東西要做啥？」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWS34YMGBE6
「還不是家裡來了隻麻煩的貓，沒這些東西不好照顧吧。」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazZdN7rgeM
「貓？你連自己都快養不活了，拜託你就別再荼毒生靈啦。那隻大狗跟中國女孩還不夠吃嗎？」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdG7poZ2mBm
「沒辦法啊，這次是委託，有錢拿的～」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnxMvpzxBP
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJnuxCwtDn
坂田銀時晃晃手上剛買來的寵物用品，從貓砂到項圈應有盡有，銀桑啊您還記得那不是貓是您的人生提款機嗎？8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBSVGHMpuk
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzF7gwt01u
登勢聳聳肩，看著阿銀爬上樓梯，突然又想起了什麼再度開口。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvSb9DnMB8
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaaxhfu5Ww
「對了，說到貓，我剛才倒是看見有隻貓從萬事屋裡跑出來了。」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjq631svXV
「……啊？」銀時的腳步乍停，他在樓梯上回過頭，皺眉望著登勢。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsT5qREFhS
「黑色的，毛短短的，而且瞳孔擴散的滿嚴重，是得了青光眼嗎？」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizWepMRItG
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXQUkZPNCI
坂田銀時手中的袋子啪啦一聲落了地。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMN6awb8ul
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm45EpmdTSv
登勢還來不及眨個眼，他的身影就衝了出去，轉眼間就看不見了。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfceA86a0Q
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg1SyQAGZO
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8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVunVc9Ckh
土方貓在街上奮力跑著，以貓的腳步要跟上人類的步伐還挺不容易的，尤其是週遭的人群，以往看起來稀鬆平常的行人，在如今的土方眼中都像巨人一樣，讓他根本沒法好好鎖定追蹤的目標。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWe9sX5vaE
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkZPFfLHKh
他從人群的縫隙中看見目標轉進了一條巷子裡，於是他立刻跟上。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvHiz8z5aj
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7tskaouBU
但是當他一踏入巷子時，他就傻眼了。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVq3xhuNC3L
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLKDiwruOy
眼前江戶防疫所的字體斗大，手拿補獸網的大叔有如鬼魅，聲音淒厲地朝他伸出手……8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneG7vzztEf
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6OZh5BNAg
「把蛋蛋，交～出～來～」8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFtqlyoSvv
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9x6HYHSdM
土方貓的臉頓時扭曲了。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKhA2jQ0po
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHUbVZc3cU
他連思考的時間都沒有就下意識轉身開溜，開什麼玩笑要是蛋蛋沒了他還怎麼對萬事屋的傢伙口口來口口去啊混帳！8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhaakqPLwb
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9puLDd38e
千鈞一髮之際他躲開一個朝他面門襲來的捕獸網，緊急煞車後一個大迴轉從追在他後方的某大叔胯下穿過去，在街上上演你追我跑的人獸板本戲碼。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOL0jft8ZIb
瑪莉隔壁的這就是萬事屋的之前說的話的意思嗎！蛋蛋危機？8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxwyEe9bKB
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXPzUMhgRL
他迅速拐進一條小巷想甩開那些防疫所的人，卻反而將自己逼進死胡同，望著眼前高聳的牆壁與後方的摘蛋蛋大隊，土方簡直欲哭無淚！8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWb66xTUoZY
就在此時，幾個陰影突然從暗處竄出，朝摘蛋蛋大隊的人馬臉上撲去，場面當下一陣混亂，土方簡直傻了眼。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYbMLsxCwr
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzJJxp54Z5
「喂！那邊那個！你還站著做什麼，快跑！」一隻白底棕色花斑的貓轉頭朝土方大喊，讓土方有如青天霹靂。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRG483sv80K
8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6KqdQ7zNc
貓在說話？而且還是跟自己講話？這裡是歌舞伎町？他的佐助佑助應該還在吧？8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWNFXgzaMz
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土方呆呆的盯著眼前人貓混戰的景象說不出話，對方似乎是急了，一個迎頭把土方撞倒，要土方跟他走。8Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlQQ1E3Qzx
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