土方完全不會料到，當他值完最勞心勞神的夜班回到房間時會看到這種景象。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkSnIOyFY8
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「喔，你回來啦，工作辛苦囉～」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9ZWwDNonn
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鋪著柔軟的棉被，點著冉冉清香的燭燈，萬事屋的老闆坐在被窩裡向你說夜安。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKcXeCfaDC
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「你在這裡幹麼？」土方愣愣地問道。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirYpFcGvIy
「多串真遲鈍，連自己的生日都記不得了嗎？」銀時嘻嘻笑著，眉眼間盡是風情萬種。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0N6D7vkWnU
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土方又是一愣，仔細一想才發覺今天真是自己生日，上次過生日是什麼時候了呢？自從來到江戶後，整天忙著繁重的公務與擾人的應酬，三不五時還得與恐怖分子 撕殺搏命，御用警察的路真不是好走的，稍一不慎都有可能送了小命，生日那種紀念性值的東西在宛如走鋼索般的生活裡沒有半點用處，很自然的就被土方給遺忘 了。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVB3hDGplRP
但是現在，這個自然捲大半夜跑到自己房間提醒自己的生日，瞧瞧那張志得意滿的臉，不會等等就端出個大蛋糕唱生日歌許三個願（最後一個不能說）吹蠟燭吧，都快奔三的男人了還過什麼生日？9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBacaOZJhf
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想歸想，吐槽歸吐槽，土方還是耐不住好奇問道：「你從哪知道今天我生日的？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCCOG0Ll8F
「總一郎君。」銀時倒也誠實，意外爽快的回答卻讓土方意外揪眉。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrNMBGmeag
他直覺地問。「他為什麼告訴你？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUC7snFv2t
「因為我答應讓神樂明天跟他出去一天。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfTZRGcsRX
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不知道這時是該吐槽賣女求榮的自然捲，還是司馬昭之心路人皆知的一番隊隊長，還是懵懂無知（？）的昆布女孩，土方在心中悲嘆地表示各種吐槽無能。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetkq3Mf2Rn
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「吶，多串不問我準備什麼禮物給你嗎？」銀時的嘴角勾起一抹淡笑，被窩底下的雙腿支起成ㄑ字，讓土方的眉頭皺得更深。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9smQrba8Jh
「不了，在生日這天平靜的度過，繼續迎接現實的人生就是我唯一的願望。」土方毫無情感起伏的說。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJPZQpEbVc
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被窩下的人翻了個身，換成了背對土方，露出一截白皙的小腿來。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡto9HkbCGfi
「可是我想送你禮物。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnkxLAvZ1a
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棉被被底下的腿推高了，土方驚愕的發現，這傢伙似乎根本沒穿褲子，從自己的角度已經可以看到若隱若現的大腿啦！9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5nsyeongN
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「土方君。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeIEsMNgjZ
「幹什麼。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosmwsZHXbp
「我們交往多久？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIeMOxSOrE
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「也就是說，我們現在可是世人口中所說的熱戀期喔，熱戀期的戀人想送你生日禮物你居然要拒絕嗎？」銀時將臉半埋進枕頭裡，以極度哀怨的語氣與目光朝土方瞥啊瞥。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKGDNN81Bs
「算了算了，我知道多串很忙，今天就當作我沒來過好了，我這就走了，不好意思打擾你休息。」說著，銀時便作勢要起身，土方不免一個驚愕，也或許是擔心看到不該看的景色，急忙上前將銀時連同棉被一起從身後緊緊抱住。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OXJTqYqCE
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「我、我沒說不要啊白癡天然捲……」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40MPzyTqMn
全身都被戀人緊緊擁著，在心中暗笑以退為進的策略果然奏效的銀時，臉上洋起的笑容是千真萬確的幸福。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVKmZimpRk
「那麼，你要看我給你準備的禮物嗎？」側過臉望著臉頰微紅的戀人，明明是快奔三的男人了，卻覺得此時的對方實在可愛的不行，銀時心想，這樣的自己也真是無可救藥。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNq27K3HVYB
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「嗯，我想看。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDkCCZeBZV
「那麼，就先跪下看看好了。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyt7a2ycZ2A
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土方額角頓時一抽，瞳孔瞬間縮小了好幾公分，怒目瞪著眼前欲迎還拒的天然捲。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoJf2HOPV4
「為什麼壽星要禮物還得跪下啊蛤？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfKMYwcuW8
「開玩笑的開玩笑的，拜託多串你的瞳孔不要再縮小了──」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdlB5HBRkN
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土方既憤怒又無奈的放開銀時，才想著對方到底是準備了什麼寶來獻，下一秒鐘卻看見銀時一把掀開自己身上的棉被，只穿著黑色外衣的身下光溜溜的，除了一條紅色蕾絲邊的黑色丁字褲外什麼都沒有。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgIZUIi5v4
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於是土方的瞳孔以光速放大了。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzx230hdW3R
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故意跪趴著以臀部朝著自己的戀人微微回過身，用手指勾開布條，露出隱藏於其下的緊密花穴。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwopSmWTBzZ
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「嗯～怎麼樣？禮物還滿意嗎──嗚！唔唔──！」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunsgW59dRM
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滿意，他非常滿意！9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dhNFDs6Pg
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「啊！啊嗯……土方……好棒……」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyqHwMimtJ
「銀時……你好緊……銀時──！」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDB8ssJBLgL
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土方陡然睜開眼睛，房間裡除了刺眼的陽光外什麼都沒有，原本應該蓋在身上的棉被被他緊緊抱在懷裡，皺成一團。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuTXQgcDkK
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他慢慢坐起身，慢慢低頭，然後慢慢掩面。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsG8YgGpwEl
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晚上，被急摳到真選組副長房間的銀時睜著比平常更無神的死魚眼，挖著耳朵想確認自己剛才聽到的話。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCJutkuKk0
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「有沒有搞錯？老子幹嘛要在你生日的時候穿著黑色丁字褲到你房間裡待機？多串你吃狗糧吃膩改吃金魚糧了嗎？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLajBrAS4w
「我是認真的，聽說現在時下熱戀的情侶都玩這套。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6r1RqJnLr4
「嗄？都交往三年了還熱戀個屁，話說回來被你三天一小搞五天一大插的，老子的菊花要邁入倦怠期啦。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3UduNoUtD
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認定土方是金魚糧吃多吃到腦袋秀逗的銀時決定回家好好睡個大頭覺才是現實，毫不戀棧地撇下一臉心碎的土方起身就走。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkOHS96NTl
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……果然現實什麼的最討厭了。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBr8yNTKew
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總之，副長，祝你生日快樂（副長叫你去切腹9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeXvDaDoZN
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