就在這一天,我遇上我一生至愛! (摘自宇智波鼬語錄)83Please respect copyright.PENANAqOm9qBYsO7
83Please respect copyright.PENANA0DWF2mLsvE
83Please respect copyright.PENANArE0SZ3esGO
昨天對面搬來一家三口。83Please respect copyright.PENANAPwi4EDEMyh
83Please respect copyright.PENANALmDwpRdS41
前去拜訪的母親興沖沖的回來說搬來的波風夫婦是她和父親的大學同學。其中波風伯母更是她的大學密友。說完,就要我叫佐助一起去串門子。83Please respect copyright.PENANAU83hZFBdLC
83Please respect copyright.PENANAv2SXKRxGR1
母親的大學密友?我低頭看看不小心從母親梳妝台翻出來的一張張COS照和多本男男親密畫面的BL同人誌,不難想像她的閨中密友是什麼樣的人。83Please respect copyright.PENANAaxQY9aVSa5
83Please respect copyright.PENANA92OvDNux2O
但基於我當了她十一年的好兒子,我選擇不將她的秘密公開,默默將勁爆的東西物歸原位,去佐助房間把我那愚蠢的弟弟拖去對面。83Please respect copyright.PENANAlyiOFeQFqG
(靈亂入:話說小鳴和佐二為什麼都是要人拖出來啊?)83Please respect copyright.PENANAft6fYUzpSh
83Please respect copyright.PENANARWpQfcZz29
波風伯母和想像的一樣是個大剌剌的人。她手藝不錯,叫伯父端出來的甜點都是精緻而調味甜度剛好的,多吃幾個都不會膩。83Please respect copyright.PENANAbNXUMNz95U
83Please respect copyright.PENANAgf1ujVxinG
但只吃了幾口,我的注意力馬上被伯父手中那位金髮的小男孩吸引住了。他和佐助差不多大,有雙天空藍的眼睛和鬍鬚般的胎記,十分可愛。83Please respect copyright.PENANA3imutPy4f3
83Please respect copyright.PENANAK3JEEb2Alt
和他雙眼對上的那一瞬間,我身不由己的將手放在十一年來從沒那麼活躍的心臟上。83Please respect copyright.PENANAznkeNaMS40
83Please respect copyright.PENANA7fCSHpALMJ
「噗通!噗通!」它跳的又快又急,好似要穿胸而出,這是從來也沒有的事。83Please respect copyright.PENANAc5qxcdU90q
(靈亂入:有個奇怪的想法,鼬大哥你這十一年來心臟都沒跳過啊!?)83Please respect copyright.PENANAMbxw35Pxch
83Please respect copyright.PENANAwjl8RsqA3O
「宇智波伯母好,我是鳴人。」小鳴人表情羞澀,但聲音卻很宏亮。語畢,馬上就要竄回樓上躲起來。幸好伯父立刻俐落的抓住他。83Please respect copyright.PENANAXgr4lGR8MH
83Please respect copyright.PENANAn8q3QKe9kj
伯父GJ!我還想和你兒子多說幾句話!83Please respect copyright.PENANAlwhPPJxrBM
83Please respect copyright.PENANAcneVMX5GVU
母親突然腐女魂爆發,呵呵笑:「來!小鳴,過來讓伯母好好看看你!」83Please respect copyright.PENANAgacemzENyR
83Please respect copyright.PENANA9oi0EgIGmA
這種不祥的笑聲彷彿在預告小鳴人接下來會遭到不詳的毒手,看著那純情可愛的小鳴人一步步靠近母親,我全身戒備。決不能讓他遭到被腐女魂控制的媽媽的毒手!83Please respect copyright.PENANASBgQ7UepNe
83Please respect copyright.PENANAxwNcTg1t4K
幸好(又或是不幸?)小鳴人馬上被過長的褲管絆倒,跌個狗吃屎。但馬上遭到佐助這不可愛孩子的訕笑:「笨狐狸!」83Please respect copyright.PENANA4jDk3Om7Wk
83Please respect copyright.PENANAchbCd45eKk
看著天真可愛的小鳴人張牙舞爪的要撲到那愚蠢弟弟的懷裡,我下定決心不能再坐視不管,預備要在他遭到佐助毒手(?)之前搶救回可愛的鳴人。83Please respect copyright.PENANA2l5r5nzr8m
83Please respect copyright.PENANAHiAnUS7Eh0
伯父這次又眼明手快的在我伸出手前秒抓回了小鳴人。83Please respect copyright.PENANAUMnDtjaAsy
83Please respect copyright.PENANAGpcjkBv7Sa
這……伯父,我該感激你嗎?83Please respect copyright.PENANAiIKKBCzyWx
83Please respect copyright.PENANAKZAE7neDw6
看小鳴人還在不安分的扭動,我靈機一動,將隨身攜帶的棒棒糖拿出來,遞給小鳴人,「鳴人不要生氣!鼬哥哥請你吃糖果,我們不要理佐助那個混蛋。」83Please respect copyright.PENANA44F8VruU9L
83Please respect copyright.PENANAF5nszmAKA0
他水汪汪的眼裡閃著感激,還給我一個比糖果還要甜膩的微笑。83Please respect copyright.PENANAMqRlAOgcfc
83Please respect copyright.PENANAg5U4DE9UYq
YA!我宇智波鼬出運了!我在心裡翻跟斗 (靈亂入:不!鼬大哥你崩的很徹底……)83Please respect copyright.PENANAcODf9XQ58c
83Please respect copyright.PENANAX9k0FL3sSk
看到佐助那副我搶他老婆的惡狠狠眼神,我也展現大哥威儀的以眼還眼。愚蠢的弟弟啊!先下手為強才是王道。記住哥哥給你上的這一課。83Please respect copyright.PENANAbWJecAottY
83Please respect copyright.PENANA4SuWR0NeBr
旁邊的伯母和母親依舊在腐言腐語,內容大致是說大學時他們想把父親和波風伯父湊成一對,可惜最後反而是自己淪落到分別嫁給他們兩位。83Please respect copyright.PENANAlwOXVs0dcV
83Please respect copyright.PENANAxOL6QaEL1s
看著開心舔著我給的棒棒糖的小鳴,耳尖的我馬上聽到母親的一道暗示: 「真是天然小受啊!玖辛奈,以後誰娶到妳兒子誰幸福!」83Please respect copyright.PENANA3cOIUzJsoM
83Please respect copyright.PENANAbFbSQGMiyU
母親大人您放心!漩渦鳴人以後一定會成為您的大媳婦!83Please respect copyright.PENANA7SFralnHtO
83Please respect copyright.PENANAzx4ZU2ctLa
83Please respect copyright.PENANAMp9WsmDMsA
83Please respect copyright.PENANAxCl62CN6mM
83Please respect copyright.PENANAI1A2vIKYFk
83Please respect copyright.PENANAEWMV0gx4IW
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ns216.73.216.209da2 83Please respect copyright.PENANA0DWF2mLsvE
83Please respect copyright.PENANArE0SZ3esGO
昨天對面搬來一家三口。83Please respect copyright.PENANAPwi4EDEMyh
83Please respect copyright.PENANALmDwpRdS41
前去拜訪的母親興沖沖的回來說搬來的波風夫婦是她和父親的大學同學。其中波風伯母更是她的大學密友。說完,就要我叫佐助一起去串門子。83Please respect copyright.PENANAU83hZFBdLC
83Please respect copyright.PENANAv2SXKRxGR1
母親的大學密友?我低頭看看不小心從母親梳妝台翻出來的一張張COS照和多本男男親密畫面的BL同人誌,不難想像她的閨中密友是什麼樣的人。83Please respect copyright.PENANAaxQY9aVSa5
83Please respect copyright.PENANA92OvDNux2O
但基於我當了她十一年的好兒子,我選擇不將她的秘密公開,默默將勁爆的東西物歸原位,去佐助房間把我那愚蠢的弟弟拖去對面。83Please respect copyright.PENANAlyiOFeQFqG
(靈亂入:話說小鳴和佐二為什麼都是要人拖出來啊?)83Please respect copyright.PENANAft6fYUzpSh
83Please respect copyright.PENANARWpQfcZz29
波風伯母和想像的一樣是個大剌剌的人。她手藝不錯,叫伯父端出來的甜點都是精緻而調味甜度剛好的,多吃幾個都不會膩。83Please respect copyright.PENANAbNXUMNz95U
83Please respect copyright.PENANAgf1ujVxinG
但只吃了幾口,我的注意力馬上被伯父手中那位金髮的小男孩吸引住了。他和佐助差不多大,有雙天空藍的眼睛和鬍鬚般的胎記,十分可愛。83Please respect copyright.PENANA3imutPy4f3
83Please respect copyright.PENANAK3JEEb2Alt
和他雙眼對上的那一瞬間,我身不由己的將手放在十一年來從沒那麼活躍的心臟上。83Please respect copyright.PENANAznkeNaMS40
83Please respect copyright.PENANA7fCSHpALMJ
「噗通!噗通!」它跳的又快又急,好似要穿胸而出,這是從來也沒有的事。83Please respect copyright.PENANAc5qxcdU90q
(靈亂入:有個奇怪的想法,鼬大哥你這十一年來心臟都沒跳過啊!?)83Please respect copyright.PENANAMbxw35Pxch
83Please respect copyright.PENANAwjl8RsqA3O
「宇智波伯母好,我是鳴人。」小鳴人表情羞澀,但聲音卻很宏亮。語畢,馬上就要竄回樓上躲起來。幸好伯父立刻俐落的抓住他。83Please respect copyright.PENANAXgr4lGR8MH
83Please respect copyright.PENANAn8q3QKe9kj
伯父GJ!我還想和你兒子多說幾句話!83Please respect copyright.PENANAlwhPPJxrBM
83Please respect copyright.PENANAcneVMX5GVU
母親突然腐女魂爆發,呵呵笑:「來!小鳴,過來讓伯母好好看看你!」83Please respect copyright.PENANAgacemzENyR
83Please respect copyright.PENANA9oi0EgIGmA
這種不祥的笑聲彷彿在預告小鳴人接下來會遭到不詳的毒手,看著那純情可愛的小鳴人一步步靠近母親,我全身戒備。決不能讓他遭到被腐女魂控制的媽媽的毒手!83Please respect copyright.PENANASBgQ7UepNe
83Please respect copyright.PENANAxwNcTg1t4K
幸好(又或是不幸?)小鳴人馬上被過長的褲管絆倒,跌個狗吃屎。但馬上遭到佐助這不可愛孩子的訕笑:「笨狐狸!」83Please respect copyright.PENANA4jDk3Om7Wk
83Please respect copyright.PENANAchbCd45eKk
看著天真可愛的小鳴人張牙舞爪的要撲到那愚蠢弟弟的懷裡,我下定決心不能再坐視不管,預備要在他遭到佐助毒手(?)之前搶救回可愛的鳴人。83Please respect copyright.PENANA2l5r5nzr8m
83Please respect copyright.PENANAHiAnUS7Eh0
伯父這次又眼明手快的在我伸出手前秒抓回了小鳴人。83Please respect copyright.PENANAUMnDtjaAsy
83Please respect copyright.PENANAGpcjkBv7Sa
這……伯父,我該感激你嗎?83Please respect copyright.PENANAiIKKBCzyWx
83Please respect copyright.PENANAKZAE7neDw6
看小鳴人還在不安分的扭動,我靈機一動,將隨身攜帶的棒棒糖拿出來,遞給小鳴人,「鳴人不要生氣!鼬哥哥請你吃糖果,我們不要理佐助那個混蛋。」83Please respect copyright.PENANA44F8VruU9L
83Please respect copyright.PENANAF5nszmAKA0
他水汪汪的眼裡閃著感激,還給我一個比糖果還要甜膩的微笑。83Please respect copyright.PENANAMqRlAOgcfc
83Please respect copyright.PENANAg5U4DE9UYq
YA!我宇智波鼬出運了!我在心裡翻跟斗 (靈亂入:不!鼬大哥你崩的很徹底……)83Please respect copyright.PENANAcODf9XQ58c
83Please respect copyright.PENANAX9k0FL3sSk
看到佐助那副我搶他老婆的惡狠狠眼神,我也展現大哥威儀的以眼還眼。愚蠢的弟弟啊!先下手為強才是王道。記住哥哥給你上的這一課。83Please respect copyright.PENANAbWJecAottY
83Please respect copyright.PENANA4SuWR0NeBr
旁邊的伯母和母親依舊在腐言腐語,內容大致是說大學時他們想把父親和波風伯父湊成一對,可惜最後反而是自己淪落到分別嫁給他們兩位。83Please respect copyright.PENANAlwOXVs0dcV
83Please respect copyright.PENANAxOL6QaEL1s
看著開心舔著我給的棒棒糖的小鳴,耳尖的我馬上聽到母親的一道暗示: 「真是天然小受啊!玖辛奈,以後誰娶到妳兒子誰幸福!」83Please respect copyright.PENANA3cOIUzJsoM
83Please respect copyright.PENANAbFbSQGMiyU
母親大人您放心!漩渦鳴人以後一定會成為您的大媳婦!83Please respect copyright.PENANA7SFralnHtO
83Please respect copyright.PENANAzx4ZU2ctLa
83Please respect copyright.PENANAMp9WsmDMsA
83Please respect copyright.PENANAxCl62CN6mM
83Please respect copyright.PENANAI1A2vIKYFk
83Please respect copyright.PENANAEWMV0gx4IW
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