就在這一天,我遇上我一生至愛! (摘自宇智波鼬語錄)64Please respect copyright.PENANA4qsyT5mUFv
64Please respect copyright.PENANAz1tsqIM9wa
64Please respect copyright.PENANAjJGRKzo9JI
昨天對面搬來一家三口。64Please respect copyright.PENANAR9BRDbXfyV
64Please respect copyright.PENANApMBhK5e1xN
前去拜訪的母親興沖沖的回來說搬來的波風夫婦是她和父親的大學同學。其中波風伯母更是她的大學密友。說完,就要我叫佐助一起去串門子。64Please respect copyright.PENANAtenP81YrZv
64Please respect copyright.PENANAOeiDvgDnnQ
母親的大學密友?我低頭看看不小心從母親梳妝台翻出來的一張張COS照和多本男男親密畫面的BL同人誌,不難想像她的閨中密友是什麼樣的人。64Please respect copyright.PENANAa3TB7vBwb4
64Please respect copyright.PENANA6W5fGSOVrJ
但基於我當了她十一年的好兒子,我選擇不將她的秘密公開,默默將勁爆的東西物歸原位,去佐助房間把我那愚蠢的弟弟拖去對面。64Please respect copyright.PENANA0Ve53OSL7I
(靈亂入:話說小鳴和佐二為什麼都是要人拖出來啊?)64Please respect copyright.PENANAv8JI1iXuF4
64Please respect copyright.PENANA8bJC9UkcQW
波風伯母和想像的一樣是個大剌剌的人。她手藝不錯,叫伯父端出來的甜點都是精緻而調味甜度剛好的,多吃幾個都不會膩。64Please respect copyright.PENANAL3FxjDJfQW
64Please respect copyright.PENANAJhFrB5C0Cu
但只吃了幾口,我的注意力馬上被伯父手中那位金髮的小男孩吸引住了。他和佐助差不多大,有雙天空藍的眼睛和鬍鬚般的胎記,十分可愛。64Please respect copyright.PENANAduH2rCq3Qo
64Please respect copyright.PENANAfQBsNstQob
和他雙眼對上的那一瞬間,我身不由己的將手放在十一年來從沒那麼活躍的心臟上。64Please respect copyright.PENANAMvidgsDbBU
64Please respect copyright.PENANAt1yhOMnQ5n
「噗通!噗通!」它跳的又快又急,好似要穿胸而出,這是從來也沒有的事。64Please respect copyright.PENANAcy9Gf2JOWW
(靈亂入:有個奇怪的想法,鼬大哥你這十一年來心臟都沒跳過啊!?)64Please respect copyright.PENANASiow2LXwDY
64Please respect copyright.PENANAIpPH9tyTNb
「宇智波伯母好,我是鳴人。」小鳴人表情羞澀,但聲音卻很宏亮。語畢,馬上就要竄回樓上躲起來。幸好伯父立刻俐落的抓住他。64Please respect copyright.PENANAONZFbplVsy
64Please respect copyright.PENANAXvXvNDONUG
伯父GJ!我還想和你兒子多說幾句話!64Please respect copyright.PENANAOfk5xXG3bw
64Please respect copyright.PENANAOQIGlh5Zn3
母親突然腐女魂爆發,呵呵笑:「來!小鳴,過來讓伯母好好看看你!」64Please respect copyright.PENANAiBnURRmuiV
64Please respect copyright.PENANAwxU9CFZBG1
這種不祥的笑聲彷彿在預告小鳴人接下來會遭到不詳的毒手,看著那純情可愛的小鳴人一步步靠近母親,我全身戒備。決不能讓他遭到被腐女魂控制的媽媽的毒手!64Please respect copyright.PENANARfPxffjG1j
64Please respect copyright.PENANA1G7rN2O7ix
幸好(又或是不幸?)小鳴人馬上被過長的褲管絆倒,跌個狗吃屎。但馬上遭到佐助這不可愛孩子的訕笑:「笨狐狸!」64Please respect copyright.PENANAYZELXFZ1tl
64Please respect copyright.PENANArCem1r8tzq
看著天真可愛的小鳴人張牙舞爪的要撲到那愚蠢弟弟的懷裡,我下定決心不能再坐視不管,預備要在他遭到佐助毒手(?)之前搶救回可愛的鳴人。64Please respect copyright.PENANA4NtkVXikxG
64Please respect copyright.PENANARjuDhmn6X3
伯父這次又眼明手快的在我伸出手前秒抓回了小鳴人。64Please respect copyright.PENANAxxIjI4GGrW
64Please respect copyright.PENANAML6ODncz54
這……伯父,我該感激你嗎?64Please respect copyright.PENANAL6ng468NaO
64Please respect copyright.PENANAQJoHNDtPHV
看小鳴人還在不安分的扭動,我靈機一動,將隨身攜帶的棒棒糖拿出來,遞給小鳴人,「鳴人不要生氣!鼬哥哥請你吃糖果,我們不要理佐助那個混蛋。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAh24UuOjV8O
64Please respect copyright.PENANAGajowyhoab
他水汪汪的眼裡閃著感激,還給我一個比糖果還要甜膩的微笑。64Please respect copyright.PENANAok42ojF913
64Please respect copyright.PENANArYistLnVhs
YA!我宇智波鼬出運了!我在心裡翻跟斗 (靈亂入:不!鼬大哥你崩的很徹底……)64Please respect copyright.PENANAQotRJ675fO
64Please respect copyright.PENANAUsS4vR4NH7
看到佐助那副我搶他老婆的惡狠狠眼神,我也展現大哥威儀的以眼還眼。愚蠢的弟弟啊!先下手為強才是王道。記住哥哥給你上的這一課。64Please respect copyright.PENANADejYgjYI8F
64Please respect copyright.PENANAWi0Bsdz5iW
旁邊的伯母和母親依舊在腐言腐語,內容大致是說大學時他們想把父親和波風伯父湊成一對,可惜最後反而是自己淪落到分別嫁給他們兩位。64Please respect copyright.PENANAbVnMLHEHa6
64Please respect copyright.PENANABp642N6lqk
看著開心舔著我給的棒棒糖的小鳴,耳尖的我馬上聽到母親的一道暗示: 「真是天然小受啊!玖辛奈,以後誰娶到妳兒子誰幸福!」64Please respect copyright.PENANAa6jZLqMw2Q
64Please respect copyright.PENANAgIOdYuiHTo
母親大人您放心!漩渦鳴人以後一定會成為您的大媳婦!64Please respect copyright.PENANAK9joImt5g6
64Please respect copyright.PENANAw2PrbVaIlx
64Please respect copyright.PENANA9y3lVQvHYl
64Please respect copyright.PENANAZLwE783qjm
64Please respect copyright.PENANAMgOThdwaYC
64Please respect copyright.PENANAWVA35o4TGc
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ns18.218.83.143da2 64Please respect copyright.PENANAz1tsqIM9wa
64Please respect copyright.PENANAjJGRKzo9JI
昨天對面搬來一家三口。64Please respect copyright.PENANAR9BRDbXfyV
64Please respect copyright.PENANApMBhK5e1xN
前去拜訪的母親興沖沖的回來說搬來的波風夫婦是她和父親的大學同學。其中波風伯母更是她的大學密友。說完,就要我叫佐助一起去串門子。64Please respect copyright.PENANAtenP81YrZv
64Please respect copyright.PENANAOeiDvgDnnQ
母親的大學密友?我低頭看看不小心從母親梳妝台翻出來的一張張COS照和多本男男親密畫面的BL同人誌,不難想像她的閨中密友是什麼樣的人。64Please respect copyright.PENANAa3TB7vBwb4
64Please respect copyright.PENANA6W5fGSOVrJ
但基於我當了她十一年的好兒子,我選擇不將她的秘密公開,默默將勁爆的東西物歸原位,去佐助房間把我那愚蠢的弟弟拖去對面。64Please respect copyright.PENANA0Ve53OSL7I
(靈亂入:話說小鳴和佐二為什麼都是要人拖出來啊?)64Please respect copyright.PENANAv8JI1iXuF4
64Please respect copyright.PENANA8bJC9UkcQW
波風伯母和想像的一樣是個大剌剌的人。她手藝不錯,叫伯父端出來的甜點都是精緻而調味甜度剛好的,多吃幾個都不會膩。64Please respect copyright.PENANAL3FxjDJfQW
64Please respect copyright.PENANAJhFrB5C0Cu
但只吃了幾口,我的注意力馬上被伯父手中那位金髮的小男孩吸引住了。他和佐助差不多大,有雙天空藍的眼睛和鬍鬚般的胎記,十分可愛。64Please respect copyright.PENANAduH2rCq3Qo
64Please respect copyright.PENANAfQBsNstQob
和他雙眼對上的那一瞬間,我身不由己的將手放在十一年來從沒那麼活躍的心臟上。64Please respect copyright.PENANAMvidgsDbBU
64Please respect copyright.PENANAt1yhOMnQ5n
「噗通!噗通!」它跳的又快又急,好似要穿胸而出,這是從來也沒有的事。64Please respect copyright.PENANAcy9Gf2JOWW
(靈亂入:有個奇怪的想法,鼬大哥你這十一年來心臟都沒跳過啊!?)64Please respect copyright.PENANASiow2LXwDY
64Please respect copyright.PENANAIpPH9tyTNb
「宇智波伯母好,我是鳴人。」小鳴人表情羞澀,但聲音卻很宏亮。語畢,馬上就要竄回樓上躲起來。幸好伯父立刻俐落的抓住他。64Please respect copyright.PENANAONZFbplVsy
64Please respect copyright.PENANAXvXvNDONUG
伯父GJ!我還想和你兒子多說幾句話!64Please respect copyright.PENANAOfk5xXG3bw
64Please respect copyright.PENANAOQIGlh5Zn3
母親突然腐女魂爆發,呵呵笑:「來!小鳴,過來讓伯母好好看看你!」64Please respect copyright.PENANAiBnURRmuiV
64Please respect copyright.PENANAwxU9CFZBG1
這種不祥的笑聲彷彿在預告小鳴人接下來會遭到不詳的毒手,看著那純情可愛的小鳴人一步步靠近母親,我全身戒備。決不能讓他遭到被腐女魂控制的媽媽的毒手!64Please respect copyright.PENANARfPxffjG1j
64Please respect copyright.PENANA1G7rN2O7ix
幸好(又或是不幸?)小鳴人馬上被過長的褲管絆倒,跌個狗吃屎。但馬上遭到佐助這不可愛孩子的訕笑:「笨狐狸!」64Please respect copyright.PENANAYZELXFZ1tl
64Please respect copyright.PENANArCem1r8tzq
看著天真可愛的小鳴人張牙舞爪的要撲到那愚蠢弟弟的懷裡,我下定決心不能再坐視不管,預備要在他遭到佐助毒手(?)之前搶救回可愛的鳴人。64Please respect copyright.PENANA4NtkVXikxG
64Please respect copyright.PENANARjuDhmn6X3
伯父這次又眼明手快的在我伸出手前秒抓回了小鳴人。64Please respect copyright.PENANAxxIjI4GGrW
64Please respect copyright.PENANAML6ODncz54
這……伯父,我該感激你嗎?64Please respect copyright.PENANAL6ng468NaO
64Please respect copyright.PENANAQJoHNDtPHV
看小鳴人還在不安分的扭動,我靈機一動,將隨身攜帶的棒棒糖拿出來,遞給小鳴人,「鳴人不要生氣!鼬哥哥請你吃糖果,我們不要理佐助那個混蛋。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAh24UuOjV8O
64Please respect copyright.PENANAGajowyhoab
他水汪汪的眼裡閃著感激,還給我一個比糖果還要甜膩的微笑。64Please respect copyright.PENANAok42ojF913
64Please respect copyright.PENANArYistLnVhs
YA!我宇智波鼬出運了!我在心裡翻跟斗 (靈亂入:不!鼬大哥你崩的很徹底……)64Please respect copyright.PENANAQotRJ675fO
64Please respect copyright.PENANAUsS4vR4NH7
看到佐助那副我搶他老婆的惡狠狠眼神,我也展現大哥威儀的以眼還眼。愚蠢的弟弟啊!先下手為強才是王道。記住哥哥給你上的這一課。64Please respect copyright.PENANADejYgjYI8F
64Please respect copyright.PENANAWi0Bsdz5iW
旁邊的伯母和母親依舊在腐言腐語,內容大致是說大學時他們想把父親和波風伯父湊成一對,可惜最後反而是自己淪落到分別嫁給他們兩位。64Please respect copyright.PENANAbVnMLHEHa6
64Please respect copyright.PENANABp642N6lqk
看著開心舔著我給的棒棒糖的小鳴,耳尖的我馬上聽到母親的一道暗示: 「真是天然小受啊!玖辛奈,以後誰娶到妳兒子誰幸福!」64Please respect copyright.PENANAa6jZLqMw2Q
64Please respect copyright.PENANAgIOdYuiHTo
母親大人您放心!漩渦鳴人以後一定會成為您的大媳婦!64Please respect copyright.PENANAK9joImt5g6
64Please respect copyright.PENANAw2PrbVaIlx
64Please respect copyright.PENANA9y3lVQvHYl
64Please respect copyright.PENANAZLwE783qjm
64Please respect copyright.PENANAMgOThdwaYC
64Please respect copyright.PENANAWVA35o4TGc
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