各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MTxLFbQUE
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1、医院65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ26wl6eGGM
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EG8U0m7kg
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NLLTOHBK6
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHqH6uDjLC
周：！！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMXzutZlpw
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFb8WN1gdX7
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59R25bZwVg
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YMRUvlKqx
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXAsTH6rt5
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KwBB8qPh4
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTloqEtMo6Q
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDmR06epQc
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjDDB0fBdI
江波涛夺门而出。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGOZh4iTMJ
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2、该说江户还是幕府？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMGkz1jX3G
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNrK2ndHL5
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8H4e0lwVe
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9xOTecTnR
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBc2Q3iN8X
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8ACA0J3eh
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9ss7IDYVS
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10j0c3wBZ6
周：……（以色侍君吗？）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHFLTLdJa6
孙：不是的！我没有！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYMMgia8Em
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MhSWRQkQC
孙：是！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WaEaGY3vU
周：……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZL31dgc8K
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡld5h7OiALg
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTf3ryI4HC
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOsR8pQ24Q
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3、孙半仙和周客人65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Exy9tnyY7
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSwEIQiFp8
周：……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWU4Yf0OqHd
孙：客人你要算啥？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADScoNqP4u
周：……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQHHRyHvA6
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1PkeGp4UQ
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0tTyzhA2p
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEFhvheZ8Q
周：……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAgKd421Id
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6bKE09D6R
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFbKb6IBCe
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOApLycgzF
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMO8chdPvN
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh88qIrnmzL
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTQw75aIrm
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0EvDMwKkw
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1、灵异故事65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44TFVyKtt9
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKU5qOrA73X
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhq1tqG1rIa
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQTivVrHQs
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGUrb7ZeQ5
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2、言情故事65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLsknxYNKU
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7NDuMUIXS
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamuGFWpyEl
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OtvIP6mSR
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3、英雄故事65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5keRlL2Mu
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1g3ERHurp
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRyTkMbusO
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7ZwXKPIeL
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzjeUBmZaI
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPsPJztMhq
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8t5MUEQkf
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNJrH28a35
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozhlrK0iMN
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYp5ejYAZ2E
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3oTUGUfju
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZs8hwqjwOh
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRurA92x5pc
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPsA7fXDcf
吴启&吕泊远：不会！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ926E4IfhCT
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cpIDzAkkL
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpOv4POJh3
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwwO9A3OJB
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9YZAwFlJw
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小周和二翔丘65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriF4PFJAo8
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyAJUwbfaG
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxevVhcq86
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHX1Zhvr6C
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6IXBT3baT
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrvhWXEz6f
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMNOPX8DW5
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJ2F7qqRh6
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbpBb6YlWW
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBbzB4g5wh
二翔丘：阿呜。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34lURiMaYg
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KmIHc6rJ4
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWwILcHwSm
后来，小周收服了小明虫。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdJZdR2Uqx
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SnaItWwEl
后来，小周收服了江波波。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTciSMIgQcN
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcYr73kcGp
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOOYMBjptE
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！