各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujdyHn1Nav
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1、医院51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlCjRY1dv5
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlc2ZE9S0g
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbz1ftuuJlF
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehCpkyiyeF
周：！！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSatCK5dwO
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKI1wuKul3z
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREeH7HdFqv
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIMAuxwCv0
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFl0lSsuk0c
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvSFtIkdBZ
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCINfbBJDo
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntb2SMOcmK
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaeRDEkgln
江波涛夺门而出。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0DnWsLX0I
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2、该说江户还是幕府？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizaHBO5APv
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OOnSOhxIJ
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TQKCHVn9R
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvZkdy8yAD
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3x8HAhnsh
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMGdenMbW5
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Z4uJg5w9p
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjemfaUqMct
周：……（以色侍君吗？）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimpzLjTfiw
孙：不是的！我没有！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDOLoH4xk3
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpI5sMZ8Xgs
孙：是！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2YsQpXFse
周：……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOCxej6Qex
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFN3R6gR7E1
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirdmy0wSYa
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkRpMMdSia
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3、孙半仙和周客人51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOvTJD41HG
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIimwDDxNt
周：……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ezLcYGXbI
孙：客人你要算啥？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggb8OPZxv1
周：……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eHGtMj7CO
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPVJ4P3pCz
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjlSEeEuSd
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPzV6S17zY
周：……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmz8PWgEjS
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7DBJGAJgb
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1H645pZyw
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0JlDk17Sp
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18JWZX8ZKi
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZrwEaCxH5
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYtVJjhJuN
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWwdchGcBc
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1、灵异故事51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZfoepW78I
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJi7gtxQtHJ
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrf4Q6veRdc
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2sArKeJxN
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZV9w3dMkVV
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2、言情故事51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQT8HQzkV4
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6bgYAsI3s
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwWYV8qrrs
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FdKEYQUf9
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3、英雄故事51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpetVVBUyKl
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcwW9imrBl
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7faxXTmVD
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHk8At6r31
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmidwL86Bf
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikeyy7ViJs
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcjVhtXMpE
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHZUVNGX84
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ79VNWkAIT
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5yEImT875
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrzH8yk5kC
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ro6kp48kv
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jm8rT2EHZ
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYy3mr9c77E
吴启&吕泊远：不会！51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDzD1GAuWQ
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iuXjYLzZu
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsuPGOCK78
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27PdMw9bOV
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oMH7l1OXZ
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小周和二翔丘51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW21Zp1EB1J
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdqRc03U69
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUk6phRnDe
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAY9oQzWu9
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZavU1u2dD
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjU6ayQgno
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8fuLM5KJX
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHuMuh05J5
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡur9WhytFnI
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgK7GChDI5
二翔丘：阿呜。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuJZ22cAbN
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5aMQ6Rj0t
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXnYAGkv8t
后来，小周收服了小明虫。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabfXl3ARXW
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl94u07ruMS
后来，小周收服了江波波。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mtda0Rd6x
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoX3WD0s6zP
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。51Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQovo3jMqd5
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！