各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTbxRoJbXr
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1、医院64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kM1o3TDLz
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIhpNRy13P
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGTget8BQV
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmJrEoo3q9
周：！！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1RPZRNmBU
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8XQ1jgKQo
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuEqDmIqfG
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQM7WvaQ3gB
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQdwjaotRb
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3UZzVkgKR
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUE0xpk4mVl
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eVAocdhFH
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjnHxMU9Rz
江波涛夺门而出。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NrowUbUW1
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2、该说江户还是幕府？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTKqjF7Toa
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAE7D9YUlq
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbi92fmiVBT
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaaGybXvfu
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88h2E3rCPD
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUngUFnrms6
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiVf0bY11a
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeLJJZiwqw
周：……（以色侍君吗？）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwjeHvbHvD
孙：不是的！我没有！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaXVJNijIZ
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MKtIynZna
孙：是！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwpnzDLdjF
周：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CjnvJGgvr
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKohup5WIYZ
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvybAVO0Ib
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFUDo3R06q
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3、孙半仙和周客人64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMt9eJwaxDQ
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcQycpPYWo
周：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAXWBwofMO
孙：客人你要算啥？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbpXjl6vYa
周：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwNpFTxlZx
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRWHfIHEjd
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZjOyPA1D7
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBs9OhgtnTL
周：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehN6flxwhg
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tD4jnY4zG
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYBu7g2GW2
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeBaLeuf0H
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BVceURRPS
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9P26GVeU2H
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1mYXvR1s9
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcsi96jJA6
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1、灵异故事64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyLPrOigkF
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVseHXmcou
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDyk5HkYjT
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo16eDULVLd
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEv6KqLcRGz
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2、言情故事64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUtimRp0Kd
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3fBERzcIu
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfzZ9hR5Aa
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegHEi5nOy8
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3、英雄故事64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0K35O14o8
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONdi135ueW
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoovr2Y9ZRG
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZsXKLdIKI
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrWCsZQFj1
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaSugt1ZAl
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfp0Z8Sag4X
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIzIu0kdcZ
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjtY5NsezM
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUb4NXIvFe8
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZCtHW6QDv
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLL9b3gCiV
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPgFcdYZjS
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GVPoKgC5G
吴启&吕泊远：不会！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaswh92g5r8
杜明：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUAEnyqQbx
吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0ZciTpCoX
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMyG1qVv28
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcLgo0HRy2
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbr9gIcxw5G
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小周和二翔丘64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpbFfeqqCW
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWxHVJ87If
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEzXeAjaUu
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBkNQb00WM
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2iET1fA8Y
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHFgtIdO9l
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTzrbltBQh
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DWRe9YAz6
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8AVzPfDzs
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJvdySXgOj
二翔丘：阿呜。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfVILNGrS8
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIo5LNFcIUj
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cYyqlCGWf
后来，小周收服了小明虫。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5jtINbntA
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPvaVlLH5d
后来，小周收服了江波波。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQMdjHtgXp
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifvuFyjtaI
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81JkkT8oMu
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！