各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpeKTsVV8Y
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1、医院45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFgs1JPN7M
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAy8D9lWpX1
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwqg4ak4bN
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61btjgSay3
周：！！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEPvCuOvmc
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGMK4R8wUU
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEupAdXuicr
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJObf8VFxI
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9F7l7NRvu
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOtdTPS35b
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUy5Hh5sjo
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhztxSoLdv
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOe4JisKED
江波涛夺门而出。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iO8HPvMXm
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2、该说江户还是幕府？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqR4opQpP3
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NRmcaoCU8
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡna0OmIqdOf
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHHT9EBVhA
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqzdP8KzOt
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hmkyQR0RJ
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8QS8PMly5
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypAYD4Tc3c
周：……（以色侍君吗？）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0Cx50pk3M
孙：不是的！我没有！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcM2Ho74qk
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0Zbm4urIM
孙：是！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHgBGCFjIE
周：……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeaPLLBHrR
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsYxfjE22J
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQyGxLuGdW
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIJcBFfUil
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3、孙半仙和周客人45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLm07OdyZ3
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH187FZXvbS
周：……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZD1MHUDank
孙：客人你要算啥？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpOhpVCszg
周：……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbv0TjJsFLX
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7NAaJGezU
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxKR0zNYl9
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYNaiA9DyI
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孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWO187TiOMP
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZj7wgt5oo
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrCk5vZKqt
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfkumUkClL
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Kul9eaFtN
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWJbMWDf4S
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28V2CnYgdf
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1、灵异故事45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzvktIUhgu
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPhIn3MgiU
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeNtOBwrbh
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYE5U94xCg
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DyF4d6OYI
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2、言情故事45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbkMNnMQk1
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D6Fo8yXXH
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBRav0EYzW
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBRvs2a0p8
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3、英雄故事45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKys0ltBVw
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OmZbg6AKn
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIUgQESa00
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyfOgMRZiB
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq28wOvreCs
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡft6gfoXOpY
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMkzKEK1pr
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyA0vBRpWv
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdKN8zsECb
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcSbbbXfFd
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPtqYHygAc
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaCmaFoPnb
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUxQd0mxYS
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNio247lLY
吴启&吕泊远：不会！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRpEkdbXKk
杜明：……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacQN27G0Ys
吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPbzlt1Dgd
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpQnqmiv3A
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1QrrqHdL4
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseIk9TWzLT
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小周和二翔丘45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXagJynVY8
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunLRIFORsV
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWa7uTyNpEg
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYufe2rVZm
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSkT46bBZc
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8a1cfqNPLq
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWrSeyxInH
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOvydH62MC
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKz0FhFxnD
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uRwxGLSRm
二翔丘：阿呜。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcdcQ6tuRK
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFENomvtiTO
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0075XliEGy
后来，小周收服了小明虫。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxhc0RybZ3
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHFQZ3ezJ1
后来，小周收服了江波波。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NXOcIo7B9
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLvksJta9o
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7le7WbLs5
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！