各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrmwrQFXUM
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1、医院44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZ6wGcZ4GQ
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfp4CYF6emu
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9iS71fFX6
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NLx7jm4mC
周：！！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpHAcvSSme
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu26TY8zowx
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQo67NEweA
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITXYqW5tEr
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHnJCeunU6
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTj0xuT56p
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmwj2dLWeC
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowICp7aRTl
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweBjdr4LF8
江波涛夺门而出。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXZlkWB40H
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2、该说江户还是幕府？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1PtnQ50gj
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4RkxxfB09
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfJRWcX4bF
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLZsv7Ldkh
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wahF5vT2X
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOW1MjoeK0Z
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaQV7cqOrz
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0VtZuJUwl
周：……（以色侍君吗？）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPozthyq5wg
孙：不是的！我没有！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3exQdh7Tx
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HIsXX7nI2
孙：是！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflClcZRpfL
周：……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtC0BWlBTg
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2KtfRiPFh
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgB9YRdGGa
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQo4dUM2Kbb
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3、孙半仙和周客人44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRyTNUx6b3
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6AaiTfRYe
周：……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImEiFyTwok
孙：客人你要算啥？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRSapzumLC
周：……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxJWVnjyY5
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXcR3hpi05
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjui8m5eeVv
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDzTs3CR9w
周：……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7EtUI4Ieq
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97e9fMQMFM
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHI8HqlTMrZ
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdi6lHGEC6
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRkjSDLH8k
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6B1lDn7NPB
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXHVAqfVB6
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpx4V3Wdiv
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1、灵异故事44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNDVXkpAZ0
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOc0CPYwsrl
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGtJ9Gyb1X
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jonJTw6ed
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aoy3KnC8n
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2、言情故事44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0V1Nf6bzkz
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQb41RksXp
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZkPEPoNya
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kd84Nw47e
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3、英雄故事44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BIS4jyoKq
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTknVYM4927
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HZJDFF0Bu
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDK8q4E1sRe
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡairvRdODnM
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUS9cv0Qrg
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcud9B6rcby
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoMEhHQt7h
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ798xdVcApb
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQig1zFzqPD
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsbMOPXfmv
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WEbA6YO6f
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIedV4srBYS
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqG7M5cRMr
吴启&吕泊远：不会！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqg97eHg2I
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLHGpHZX0n
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgzh4hWykR
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgl3Dd3AsuR
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaQYSOduMP
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小周和二翔丘44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PRJ0pjqEs
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSF7gK0IXv
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6v2hO3q6p
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLjE8UIqg1
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNZ8Uaa7av
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJLJxbdQog
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHe0wZIJC9C
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYIMez18NN
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfacwEX5oz
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYWiLRMffh
二翔丘：阿呜。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡer0zFcw6yH
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqkodnAyUQ
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByVIGxq8pV
后来，小周收服了小明虫。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Dtz33AqnV
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BVtJJ7aeh
后来，小周收服了江波波。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8aaGXqPWT
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRaC3JEvtT
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwy4V19YhqL
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！