各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxbz5ZAjv6
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1、医院63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUu8mnYdBFR
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6vqEjehlC
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPloLIszZSd
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7QoytAzIs
周：！！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7lYZmO8F2
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5C6iE9iXCC
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94WLj5unju
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljFm48kZvk
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzINCOv6jO3
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3DqUhUryv
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlGr3tQYiJ
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHRFxpwS0S
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3uUFRhi0z
江波涛夺门而出。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFFJJlm6ld
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2、该说江户还是幕府？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEYA4HJqOV
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjAD98ScM2
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZtXvcIHat
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiizvlqtYb
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkASZvOSKKu
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7XeKm7uvE
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoqPM5Yfnw
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuW5Utb3W1
周：……（以色侍君吗？）63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOKVNtzGKP
孙：不是的！我没有！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Rs3XLjYiB
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPmvVWNPnv
孙：是！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWykUmBTE8J
周：……63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkLBfki7zr
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidxcdrp41z
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ie1GKK7Q3
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbh0q2rtHZ
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3、孙半仙和周客人63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKETciQWkNY
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQOQhd3XM2
周：……63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjMAAZyEFk
孙：客人你要算啥？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfTzFRJdi0
周：……63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTj90jLTmP
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmwDttJrVK
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zLon2iGRI
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5x6mKlzn0N
周：……63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hdIC9gvB9
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRE0XhzdDRo
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UD9JQhYuC
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiDORl8b9Y
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVJo5mqHXf
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKzrLhtAMo
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVtxH8qU05
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUwnFEWGiI
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1、灵异故事63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcY69aBTHM7
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09GJVT7oKI
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwsuWbo2NA
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooEJeawpww
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeRCALMtBL
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2、言情故事63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLlExsTclM
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6zbUlgbAN
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdueTSVWz7
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnhDDeR9yH
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3、英雄故事63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiOmoZDTzs
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIjPvLJOyx
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9SmkxKMfI
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFBBZR4B3u
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKq4Cpi6ff
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf72idCMsQ3
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmn3Hd7P2GL
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqA8jt4BrWo
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQKyAnAzke
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90dnJRdLsA
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4s7nK6iwv
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSil56oTSo
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDP9mO3B2K
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVohy6UyJnL
吴启&吕泊远：不会！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfv9L0ZCHWr
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSHLyoWyE6
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvjlmyzYKP
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3Z4iDgTmV
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11wXLseKqK
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小周和二翔丘63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKDFBiRlpo
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs27LgUNWrY
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡro70dvcdZt
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiwwpnzeyc
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgyi65sTer
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFoA8Ainrx
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRpWmbIEBX
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmowUaUL2QU
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkx0K36lryM
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3PpVWUm9R
二翔丘：阿呜。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGuGaTsvgb
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo67k0ABnWk
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqt70KgRlQZ
后来，小周收服了小明虫。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bvYdPL7CQ
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeAyPaOKIJ
后来，小周收服了江波波。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsMca214G3
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWExnEMsMoV
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2httMZsKD
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！