他們的廚房裡沒甚麼用具，一個不鏽鋼的平底鍋兼任炒煮煎等多重用途──雖然更多是用來放置美觀而已。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcy8CQfX1Eu
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和江澤文共租房子至今，楊杰除了在FB的「大學生自己下廚」專頁按了讚和有在玩「開心廚房」之外，對「廚房」在現實中的樣態的陌生程度不亞於他對數學的陌生──江澤文其實也好不到哪裡去，但至少會自己炒飯炒麵煎蛋餅的他，多少也有資格嘲笑楊杰幾句。
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「……你買鍋子做甚麼？」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRubDcdKTDW
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「煮泡麵啊！」彷彿聽不出江澤文平靜語調前堪受一聲呵呵的詭異停頓，楊杰擺弄著自己剛從隔壁家樂福帶回來的小鍋子，頗有幾分自滿地解釋道：「我看網路上 啊、說甚麼……『吃泡麵最好用煮的』，比較健康！用平底鍋煮料會散開來，超難裝的！所以我就去買了鍋子啦！如果你要用的話，也可以跟我借喔。」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MQEMk7p2e
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「都吃泡麵了還管甚麼健康？」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kIDuBcdId
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「江澤文。」楊杰停下動作，抬眼瞪著江澤文，語氣中有著說不出的認真：「就算是木乃伊，我也要當保存得漂漂亮亮的木乃伊。」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgnAqOogSk
「那你應該用泡的，這樣防腐效果更好。」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEd0NyQp8h
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楊杰頓時一噎。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5ynX3rY1c
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知道自己在這種無聊的鬥嘴裡又獲得不曉得第幾次的勝利，江澤文好心地揭過這筆，跳開了話題：「那今天晚餐你負責？」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyN0SV69j7s
「可以啊！我煮泡麵給你吃。」飛快地答應之後，楊杰一頓，然後才笑嘻嘻地改口：「開玩笑的──我剛剛還順便買了菜，等下煮點豐盛的。」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwxGS2oj1b
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對楊杰的廚藝沒任何期待的江澤文一挑眉，順口問了句：「甚麼菜？」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5X1BiF3d4g
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「雞絲麵跟海帶芽！」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuA69F7nBH
「呵呵，好啊。」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmTJV9JHgF
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「江澤文──」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCZMZVBJhH
透過抽油煙機轟隆轟隆接近爆炸的噪音──懶得告訴楊杰煮個湯而已沒必要開抽油煙機──江澤文影約聽到楊杰叫他。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKk031uhscW
從客廳的沙發上起身，轉個彎到廚房去。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFo5EcnGYXf
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「江澤文！你說！你把湯匙放到哪裡去了！」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc31OwfFF4p
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自認煮菜吃飯都只用筷子的偏執星人一愣，反問道：「甚麼湯匙？」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYWxvcVNPM
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「我沒有動啊！只能是你了！說！湯匙呢？」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUc2MfIllg
轟隆轟隆配上楊杰拔高的質問，數日來因為醉心閱讀而睡眠不足的江澤文感覺到頭有些發疼，只能皺著眉，說：「我沒拿，我一向不用湯匙的。」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFybOcBYM8
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「哇賽你喝湯也不用湯匙的喔！這個怪癖真可愛，提醒我等下加到小說裡。」高分貝向江澤文吼的話，不曉得是認真的還是出言諷刺──根據江澤文對楊杰的認識，應該是前者。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliKUhGAjmB
「再說。」清楚知道楊杰思緒之跳躍，江澤文不急著答應。他就這麼站在廚房，等待楊杰重新想起「湯匙不見了」的這件事。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhxzVxrJyI
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果然不過一會兒，楊杰又著急地在廚房跳腳：「湯匙呢湯匙呢！」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkpu2qsYVJ
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「啊。」江澤文意有所指地看著那鍋湯水。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJff1rD6iNG
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楊杰也順著他的目光看去，不解地「嗯？」了一聲。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA15jKZorDV
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「你好像拿去煮湯了，用筷子救一下吧。」
