我是顏穌跡，土生土長台南人，最喜歡的食物叫做鹽酥雞，綽號叫鹽酥雞，我在15歲時第二性別的分類是一位Omega，至於我信息素的味道……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxciLS3MBKE
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「幹！是誰大白天買鹽酥雞的！」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInXmkSGu5A
「馬的，好餓！」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40IYMOpWZZ
「啊、喔，抱歉是我。」我不好意思地舉手。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSC1J3unOYI
「白痴逆，別買辣！會肚子餓！快點拿出來ㄅㄨㄣㄅㄨㄣ欸(分一分)！」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBYOnyYnl0
「啊、可是，那是我的味道。」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlddfQJGLW
「沙小！？」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTJpb7kzcM
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啊，嗯，對，我的信息素的味道是鹽酥雞。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiFzujvmkh
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名字跟鹽酥雞同音，喜歡的食物也是鹽酥雞，味道也是鹽酥雞，你說這是不是神賜奇蹟？46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfPAz2VdFz
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隨著年紀增長我也漸漸的遇到了一些問題……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskGUR4t48Z
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「欸，月底惹，我窮到要吃土了，ㄉㄉ拜託你，一次就好，拜託！」一群同事圍著我，用著祈求的眼神看著我。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3iKew7Pbt
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「可、可是上個月，還有上上個月你們也是這麼說……」我為難地看著他們。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSPGdnXR6r
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「拜託！整個公司裡，就只有您，顏姓穌跡大人能夠拯救我們這些飢荒難民了！」裡面一個女同事突然就流下眼淚，迷濛大眼看得我於心不忍。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwkDe4dhpJ
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「這……好、好吧，下一個月記得不要再這麼做了……」最終還是輸在淚水下，我又再一次的敗陣。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfEMZTkjLB
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「天啊！打打簡直就是聖母！是耶穌基督！是我們的天神！請上皇座！」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiiezMzCgi
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半推半就地進到了一間空曠的會議室裡，我坐在房間正中間，旁邊圍繞著一群人，他們手上都捧著一碗白飯，然後……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3fvpSbdDm
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「嘶……真香啊！嗚嗚嗚嗚好想吃鹽酥雞啊……」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2NuOgzkm4
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「這味道……喔……好喔……」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYfcjogSu7
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「聞到這味道，我就能夠再多吃一碗飯！」46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUxxWMSfom
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看著這一群捧著白飯狂文自己味道的同事們，我自己挺憤恨不平的，我也想吃飯啊！46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOcDiYMA5k
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不過，嗯……被當成配菜的味道真的是滿……說不上來，總之每個月都要來一次挺煩的。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2TiuEM9sI
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但也拜這個味道所賜，我不用特別隱藏自己的信息素，發情時，據同事說，會促進食慾的那種，所以他們比我更關心我的發情期……46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5vbYbWGq6
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簡而言之，我是個美味可口的Omega(物理)。46Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBY3jKrB6b
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