我是顏穌跡，土生土長台南人，最喜歡的食物叫做鹽酥雞，綽號叫鹽酥雞，我在15歲時第二性別的分類是一位Omega，至於我信息素的味道……27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7X4Xiz9Cr
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvqO4gWQ0x
----27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1oNCYQ1n8
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmI8IGRmWs
「幹！是誰大白天買鹽酥雞的！」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3un8HYdKV
「馬的，好餓！」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxUBKPQ3Wq
「啊、喔，抱歉是我。」我不好意思地舉手。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YTICRlOnk
「白痴逆，別買辣！會肚子餓！快點拿出來ㄅㄨㄣㄅㄨㄣ欸(分一分)！」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwKc1GpHUy
「啊、可是，那是我的味道。」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6UxA1ngzV
「沙小！？」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelcAWeijJu
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmWouCYAAb
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WBtKyTWGL
啊，嗯，對，我的信息素的味道是鹽酥雞。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVWWv8fWh7
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRiUumHaQJ
名字跟鹽酥雞同音，喜歡的食物也是鹽酥雞，味道也是鹽酥雞，你說這是不是神賜奇蹟？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerdc6YM6pK
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKFE0Xc82y
隨著年紀增長我也漸漸的遇到了一些問題……27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFcGaIVFqn
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2hrkVHsku
「欸，月底惹，我窮到要吃土了，ㄉㄉ拜託你，一次就好，拜託！」一群同事圍著我，用著祈求的眼神看著我。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiKpP4nJ5f
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEFVoQkSOm
「可、可是上個月，還有上上個月你們也是這麼說……」我為難地看著他們。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCheXtexOFo
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrFr9kf1bT
「拜託！整個公司裡，就只有您，顏姓穌跡大人能夠拯救我們這些飢荒難民了！」裡面一個女同事突然就流下眼淚，迷濛大眼看得我於心不忍。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshghVjG86s
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggTDi65zOp
「這……好、好吧，下一個月記得不要再這麼做了……」最終還是輸在淚水下，我又再一次的敗陣。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8U983C2zi
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWflVFXtTc
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUfy4pr4mI
「天啊！打打簡直就是聖母！是耶穌基督！是我們的天神！請上皇座！」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIY2qFtjRYx
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPjWU8IBd1
半推半就地進到了一間空曠的會議室裡，我坐在房間正中間，旁邊圍繞著一群人，他們手上都捧著一碗白飯，然後……27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UdKkJqUM4
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp03y4DKsSu
「嘶……真香啊！嗚嗚嗚嗚好想吃鹽酥雞啊……」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYYytjzR86
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXDr2BZjIj
「這味道……喔……好喔……」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65AljPecEx
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPA7My3DA6v
「聞到這味道，我就能夠再多吃一碗飯！」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVL2be32Qs
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrJBFHSgMk
看著這一群捧著白飯狂文自己味道的同事們，我自己挺憤恨不平的，我也想吃飯啊！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNcKvRTRnI
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJtFzPdXMq
不過，嗯……被當成配菜的味道真的是滿……說不上來，總之每個月都要來一次挺煩的。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0oFG0xd15
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDI4cu17cu
但也拜這個味道所賜，我不用特別隱藏自己的信息素，發情時，據同事說，會促進食慾的那種，所以他們比我更關心我的發情期……27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufRXKKOwBx
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpR97DWz1kf
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmMnkFV1xY
簡而言之，我是個美味可口的Omega(物理)。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iocMBGwO1
Penana
search
登入arrow_drop_down
註冊arrow_drop_down
