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我是陳算相，土生土長的台北人，最喜歡的是加了蒜頭瀰漫蒜香的鹽酥雞，綽號叫蒜香，我在15歲時的第二性別分類是一個Alpha，信息素是……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKP90XrFYQ8
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「幹，誰吃餃子沒刷牙！整間教室都是餃子味道！」社團學長在教室裡憤怒地站了起來大吼！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOMygADKIj
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「對啊！幹不知道現在已經半夜了，偷吃消夜不分享就算了，還不刷牙，簡直是沒天良！」另一個學長也附和，看著他們這副狠勁我抖了抖身體，汗浸濕我的背。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbq1oq5lkb8
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「靠杯！這絕對不是沒刷牙的味道，你們聞那個味道越來越濃了！幹到底是誰！？」再另一個社團學姊站起來，氣噗噗的再找味道根源。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGj8ook0fn
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「對啊！超沒良心！要知道半夜感作品已經很幹了！偷吃者天誅地滅！」這時號稱社團裡的筋肉人的學長站了起來，隆起的青筋，看得令人生畏。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzX9tSLxogd
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『幹！』44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiD29VfBofR
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一個、兩個、三個人，到最後所有的學長姊都站了起來，揪著學弟妹一個一個聞。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIO7f6xAgVL
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「那、那個，學、學長……」最後禁不住煎熬，站起身。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC48R2DauxE
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「啥？蒜香怎麼了？」停下動作，學長姐動作一致地看著我。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuMMEcyAJM
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「那、那個，那個味道，是我的。」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOT1EvfG81I
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「所以說是你偷吃煎餃！？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAnXQDOR9D
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「不、不是的！」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCI0AYGrSX
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「那你是想說什麼！有話快……幹，你身上一股味道！你！」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRUI7iZAKM
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「那、那個，學長姊還有大家聞到的味道是我的……」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvi5JBS26k
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是的，我的味道是蒜頭口味，簡稱蒜香，是個擁有重口味信息素的Alpha，拜這個味道所賜，我的情場上一直都是……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLrFIHfab7
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「你到底有沒有刷牙！一股煎餃味！」第一次和女生約會，身穿戰鬥衣的我就被甜甜的Omega賞了一個大巴掌。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5fLnwa84T
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「你有想過在這種高級場合裡還帶著這股低等的味道嘛！」在交友APP上好不容易遇到一個談得來的Beta，結果太過興奮，導致原本預定的高級餐廳裡都是蒜香……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHpe0nk5ci
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總之，拜蒜香所賜，我已經有好幾年沒談過戀愛了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSuaq6FgK1
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在第24歲那一年，被公司Fire後，我忍不住跟著家人去了很有名有著巨大招財神的廟裡拜拜。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bvLpaykIX
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