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我是陳算相,土生土長的台北人,最喜歡的是加了蒜頭瀰漫蒜香的鹽酥雞,綽號叫蒜香,我在15歲時的第二性別分類是一個Alpha,信息素是……42Please respect copyright.PENANAdMcM0DzLQN
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「幹,誰吃餃子沒刷牙!整間教室都是餃子味道!」社團學長在教室裡憤怒地站了起來大吼!42Please respect copyright.PENANAuon3DSHMLv
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「對啊!幹不知道現在已經半夜了,偷吃消夜不分享就算了,還不刷牙,簡直是沒天良!」另一個學長也附和,看著他們這副狠勁我抖了抖身體,汗浸濕我的背。42Please respect copyright.PENANAgsZjVtT07k
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「靠杯!這絕對不是沒刷牙的味道,你們聞那個味道越來越濃了!幹到底是誰!?」再另一個社團學姊站起來,氣噗噗的再找味道根源。42Please respect copyright.PENANAp3LUQ2IuUj
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「對啊!超沒良心!要知道半夜感作品已經很幹了!偷吃者天誅地滅!」這時號稱社團裡的筋肉人的學長站了起來,隆起的青筋,看得令人生畏。42Please respect copyright.PENANAHDkR9LIrDm
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『幹!』42Please respect copyright.PENANAgF3UvjknTS
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一個、兩個、三個人,到最後所有的學長姊都站了起來,揪著學弟妹一個一個聞。42Please respect copyright.PENANA30P4Vp5FGM
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「那、那個,學、學長……」最後禁不住煎熬,站起身。42Please respect copyright.PENANAK8RR7JTVW9
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「啥?蒜香怎麼了?」停下動作,學長姐動作一致地看著我。42Please respect copyright.PENANAm13377FNPa
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「那、那個,那個味道,是我的。」42Please respect copyright.PENANAxBCa27FTK7
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「所以說是你偷吃煎餃!?」42Please respect copyright.PENANAvINoZ2oo8z
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「不、不是的!」42Please respect copyright.PENANAIjI11CExuj
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「那你是想說什麼!有話快……幹,你身上一股味道!你!」42Please respect copyright.PENANAaAdQ5pN4Sk
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「那、那個,學長姊還有大家聞到的味道是我的……」42Please respect copyright.PENANAW606RpmXph
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是的,我的味道是蒜頭口味,簡稱蒜香,是個擁有重口味信息素的Alpha,拜這個味道所賜,我的情場上一直都是……42Please respect copyright.PENANAmKO01NycI2
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「你到底有沒有刷牙!一股煎餃味!」第一次和女生約會,身穿戰鬥衣的我就被甜甜的Omega賞了一個大巴掌。42Please respect copyright.PENANA4JsWml7YCm
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「你有想過在這種高級場合裡還帶著這股低等的味道嘛!」在交友APP上好不容易遇到一個談得來的Beta,結果太過興奮,導致原本預定的高級餐廳裡都是蒜香……42Please respect copyright.PENANAfUiff7dW7p
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總之,拜蒜香所賜,我已經有好幾年沒談過戀愛了。42Please respect copyright.PENANANXjW6YvfZn
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在第24歲那一年,被公司Fire後,我忍不住跟著家人去了很有名有著巨大招財神的廟裡拜拜。42Please respect copyright.PENANAluGqrpA9bA
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