我是顏穌跡，土生土長台南人，最喜歡的食物叫做鹽酥雞，綽號叫鹽酥雞，我在15歲時第二性別的分類是一位Omega，至於我信息素的味道……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cVoXcg2L2
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「幹！是誰大白天買鹽酥雞的！」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0W5bTNASI
「馬的，好餓！」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEb6iN0tjFf
「啊、喔，抱歉是我。」我不好意思地舉手。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUTpvH84p2
「白痴逆，別買辣！會肚子餓！快點拿出來ㄅㄨㄣㄅㄨㄣ欸(分一分)！」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQz1uvjGcq
「啊、可是，那是我的味道。」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eANvXJ8JY
「沙小！？」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUN6sOgzyK
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啊，嗯，對，我的信息素的味道是鹽酥雞。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5we2ZRHCSN
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名字跟鹽酥雞同音，喜歡的食物也是鹽酥雞，味道也是鹽酥雞，你說這是不是神賜奇蹟？48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDv0bu0IihB
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隨著年紀增長我也漸漸的遇到了一些問題……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOj1UWAtj5Y
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「欸，月底惹，我窮到要吃土了，ㄉㄉ拜託你，一次就好，拜託！」一群同事圍著我，用著祈求的眼神看著我。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcMukikE8l
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「可、可是上個月，還有上上個月你們也是這麼說……」我為難地看著他們。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qeawRxxTq
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「拜託！整個公司裡，就只有您，顏姓穌跡大人能夠拯救我們這些飢荒難民了！」裡面一個女同事突然就流下眼淚，迷濛大眼看得我於心不忍。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdH17G3Jnm4
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「這……好、好吧，下一個月記得不要再這麼做了……」最終還是輸在淚水下，我又再一次的敗陣。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7k88yP3pw
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「天啊！打打簡直就是聖母！是耶穌基督！是我們的天神！請上皇座！」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMz12ly1pn
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半推半就地進到了一間空曠的會議室裡，我坐在房間正中間，旁邊圍繞著一群人，他們手上都捧著一碗白飯，然後……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYUKrBrNAH
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「嘶……真香啊！嗚嗚嗚嗚好想吃鹽酥雞啊……」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUiaLTUofu
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「這味道……喔……好喔……」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbEBe2DHfi
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「聞到這味道，我就能夠再多吃一碗飯！」48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsb5r7B7AR
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看著這一群捧著白飯狂文自己味道的同事們，我自己挺憤恨不平的，我也想吃飯啊！48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyuZDN9RTa
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不過，嗯……被當成配菜的味道真的是滿……說不上來，總之每個月都要來一次挺煩的。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CRgj20FEX
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但也拜這個味道所賜，我不用特別隱藏自己的信息素，發情時，據同事說，會促進食慾的那種，所以他們比我更關心我的發情期……48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcZAuq3mz7
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簡而言之，我是個美味可口的Omega(物理)。48Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EZH3ewkgD
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