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我是陳算相,土生土長的台北人,最喜歡的是加了蒜頭瀰漫蒜香的鹽酥雞,綽號叫蒜香,我在15歲時的第二性別分類是一個Alpha,信息素是……28Please respect copyright.PENANAcWPb7b52ca
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「幹,誰吃餃子沒刷牙!整間教室都是餃子味道!」社團學長在教室裡憤怒地站了起來大吼!28Please respect copyright.PENANA8FgcEw21Z7
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「對啊!幹不知道現在已經半夜了,偷吃消夜不分享就算了,還不刷牙,簡直是沒天良!」另一個學長也附和,看著他們這副狠勁我抖了抖身體,汗浸濕我的背。28Please respect copyright.PENANAaZ7tD3hC7q
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「靠杯!這絕對不是沒刷牙的味道,你們聞那個味道越來越濃了!幹到底是誰!?」再另一個社團學姊站起來,氣噗噗的再找味道根源。28Please respect copyright.PENANAmbM67046KG
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「對啊!超沒良心!要知道半夜感作品已經很幹了!偷吃者天誅地滅!」這時號稱社團裡的筋肉人的學長站了起來,隆起的青筋,看得令人生畏。28Please respect copyright.PENANAHvAoPBh6IA
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『幹!』28Please respect copyright.PENANA7a36fNeDbm
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一個、兩個、三個人,到最後所有的學長姊都站了起來,揪著學弟妹一個一個聞。28Please respect copyright.PENANA2t0z6wSrB5
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「那、那個,學、學長……」最後禁不住煎熬,站起身。28Please respect copyright.PENANAP1bXxaKG8M
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「啥?蒜香怎麼了?」停下動作,學長姐動作一致地看著我。28Please respect copyright.PENANABHzyu7idSN
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「那、那個,那個味道,是我的。」28Please respect copyright.PENANAsxMu8e1P8h
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「所以說是你偷吃煎餃!?」28Please respect copyright.PENANALSZVk1hF5X
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「不、不是的!」28Please respect copyright.PENANAI4vZ6DVXMd
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「那你是想說什麼!有話快……幹,你身上一股味道!你!」28Please respect copyright.PENANADNfCV9mxs9
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「那、那個,學長姊還有大家聞到的味道是我的……」28Please respect copyright.PENANAJDHX42B6Ma
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是的,我的味道是蒜頭口味,簡稱蒜香,是個擁有重口味信息素的Alpha,拜這個味道所賜,我的情場上一直都是……28Please respect copyright.PENANAkQCf9d1QcZ
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「你到底有沒有刷牙!一股煎餃味!」第一次和女生約會,身穿戰鬥衣的我就被甜甜的Omega賞了一個大巴掌。28Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9kYeJ7UDT
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「你有想過在這種高級場合裡還帶著這股低等的味道嘛!」在交友APP上好不容易遇到一個談得來的Beta,結果太過興奮,導致原本預定的高級餐廳裡都是蒜香……28Please respect copyright.PENANAGE9uTfMhtb
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總之,拜蒜香所賜,我已經有好幾年沒談過戀愛了。28Please respect copyright.PENANApZzPQVCoaq
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在第24歲那一年,被公司Fire後,我忍不住跟著家人去了很有名有著巨大招財神的廟裡拜拜。28Please respect copyright.PENANAoo1DCjUvGF
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