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The Takeover- Feline Grace
Ruza Dragic
Nov 17, 2016
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Kristen:copyright protection68PENANAB5LRCkCvbH

This is so not good. I can't believe this. I mean, actually, it kind of makes sense... It's not like we've done an even remotely okay job of running the U.S.A. If anything, we've run it into the ground. After Trump was elected, I guess it was bound to happen. The Cats f*cking took over the Government. Good job, America. Last night, around 1 AM, my Siamese started pawing at my face, and assuming this was the normal 'feed me' routine, I got up to go feed her. What happened next, is something I hardly believe, and I was there. copyright protection68PENANAwrHlycKgmC

Some Time Ago:copyright protection68PENANALyJM3IMFa2

"Well aren't you going to check the News?" The raspy feminine voice of a stranger echos through my apartment.copyright protection68PENANAaL7VDJggfs

"Who's there?!" My eye widen and I scoop up my cat, Fluffer, and grab a heavy book off my night stand.copyright protection68PENANAXLUF6sRRJd

"Um, who do you think, Kristen? It's me. Fluffer." copyright protection68PENANAuuLdhPV3v6

"HOLY CRAP." I screech, dropping Fluffer and bolting for the bed. I catapult under the covers and squeeze my eyes closed. "It's just a dream. Ya, a dream. That's it. Fluffer isn't talking, it's just my extremely messed up over imaginative mind scarring my socks off once again." copyright protection68PENANA6FRdBvXSLc

"I must say, I've never understood that name. Why Fluffer or all things? How is a cat to get any respect with a name like Fluffer?!" I bolt up, pulling the covers around my so just enough of my head pops out that I can see.copyright protection68PENANAlIYgn5IfXs

"Shut up shut up SHUT UP!" How can my cat be talking, and after 5 years, too. 5 damn years and she chooses to speak now. Just when I thought she was starting to wind down and not destroy the entire apartment. copyright protection68PENANAsrWeFe3Biy

"That's not very nice ya know-"copyright protection68PENANAHoeyCQ3zJP

"LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAA!" I huff out, cupping my hands over my ears.copyright protection68PENANAM5yLlVQ3aO

"That's very childish and will not help matters. Now, I suggest you check the news, and while you're at it, I'd like to get breakfast while it's still breakfast time." I stare at Fluffer as she turns with a flick of her tail and struts out of the room. What. The. Hell.copyright protection68PENANAvDfsSVGVwY

******30 minutes latercopyright protection68PENANAudnJMZAQzj

"So wait, you're saying that Cats, Cats, as in four legs, a tail and little whiskers on the face," I wiggle my fingers in demonstration, "Cats, took over the government last night." I drop my hands, and Fluffer takes a loud *SLURP* from her cup of warm milk. She stares at me for a second, milk dripping down her whiskers, and she gives a single lick to get rid of a run away drop of milk before responding.copyright protection68PENANAFlod7J9YNk

"That about sums it up, yes." My god. My Cat, my 5 year old Cat, just explained that humans no longer govern the United States of America. I tug at the blanket that's wrapped around me and listen as Fluffer gives me the run down. Fluffer. I snort, and she gives me a look as if to say 'Don't you dare say it.'copyright protection68PENANAMjY2MQXtMt

"Fine. I won't" I smirk, and Fluffer grumbles at the silent mockery of her given name.copyright protection68PENANAsgHP0uPAko

"It's not as bad as what the couple that was looking at me before you came in were coming up with." I take a swig of tea. "The guy wanted to name me Sweater Head. Or maybe it was Sock Head or Shoe Face. Something to that affect." We sit for a moment, in a cold hard silence.copyright protection68PENANAU0KjdR3nPQ

"So what happens now?"copyright protection68PENANAHBaGEXwBqi

"To what?"copyright protection68PENANA5TzMIzgyaB

"Us. You. Me, the regular Cats and the Humans." Fluffer takes a bit too long to answer, and a shiver runs down my spine. "It's not that bad, is it?"copyright protection68PENANAW4BGoPxrcn

"No. Not that bad. Could be worse. The Cats in charge, they sent out a memo about registering your humans as yours before yesterday. It's why nobody's come to get you. If I hadn't gotten that memo, well, let's not talk about it. Ok?" I straighten up, startled.copyright protection68PENANAiUYsBCq7eQ

"But what about the people who don't have cats, or the people whose cats forget?" Fluffer refuses to look at me. "Fluffer."copyright protection68PENANAqjKZ6szn1K

"They, um, they're put in cages. Like in a pet store, but humans. If it gets too crowded, or they start getting violent or sick, well, it depends on the store, but most put them down." My jaw goes slack and I cover my mouth in shock. copyright protection68PENANAZXPADdqbED

"Even the children?" Fluffer doesn't have to answer for me to know the answer. I rush to the bathroom and keel over in front of the toilet. Once my last meal decides to end it's last enchor, I get up and clean myself. Fluffer comes over and rubs up against me. copyright protection68PENANAyXxxq8aQgp

"It's gonna be okay. It'll be ok."copyright protection68PENANAHGJrGPUgdV

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Comments ( 2 )

Kokiri-Hylian-Hero - I need to haz a cat? I'm scared. I love the play on "cat" in catapult.
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The Hybrid Cat - With the way you done this it could become a fully fledged story
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