這是再寫三十那邊，不小心腦殘了的產物，大家看看笑一笑就好XD
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「啪嘰！」撞擊在後方牆上的諾亞造成﹝奇異的﹞巨響，下一刻又是煙霧瀰漫，為驅魔師們爭取到寶貴的時間。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQGsZE25UJ
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不過……呃……啪嘰？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerqCa0liCl
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剛好醒過來的其他驅魔師和退回原處的亞連跟神田對望，神情滿是疑惑，為什麼是「啪嘰」？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DGcBBNRUe
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緊接著又是一聲更大的……「啪嘰」！如果剛剛是貼牆，那現在應該是摔到地面和地板作親密接觸的聲音了是吧？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSO7XceN89
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下一瞬間，落到地面的某個巨大身影迅速縮小、跳起，用一種迅雷不及掩耳的速度衝向拍攝現場一旁的音控室，踹開門。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8h77PPZzBW
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又一瞬間，內部爆出大吼──「到底是哪個腦殘的音控師配的音效！？轟隆跟啪嘰差多了一整個氣勢都沒了你們知不知道啊混障！老娘戲分已經超少，我是出來殺驅魔師不是出來搞笑的────殺了你們啊啊啊啊啊啊啊────」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYqHW4GET3
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「不不不不不不、不干我們的事啊────是編劇要我們～～～呃啊！」隨之呼應的則是一聲聲撕心裂肺的慘叫……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpu1rt6auM
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驅魔師們面面相覷，為突然急轉直下的劇情感到一頭霧水，然後偷笑聲開始傳出……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wC0rDJiZs
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「噗滋──」接著悲劇於是乎發生了，有人突然噴出大量鮮血……莫非是傷口笑裂？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeKhN9IRxb
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「哇啊！拉比，你把血袋捏破了，噴到我了啦！」亞連大叫。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQkLi9D5p5
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「嘖！橘毛畜生，把你的髒血給我拿遠一點！」神田拖著正不停抹掉血跡卻越抹越糟糕的某人後退。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LiJntTkXL
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「欸……有什麼關係？反這現在大家都渾身是顏料了，有差嗎？」拎起被暴掉得血袋甩了甩，又拔出另外一個備用血袋拉比看似想要再來一次，其他人紛紛閃避……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNMKFvU5R6
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「別、別亂噴的呀！」很愛惡魔血，但對人類血其實不是非常愛的「吸血鬼」慘叫。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilfWEvQBSi
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「臭小子，看我回去不好好整治你一下。」紅色熊貓慢一步怒吼。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtm3HHgAJN
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「啪嘰──」而這是下一個血袋砸過來的聲音，名為復仇者的血袋……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDgwM1jcEn
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「哇哈哈哈──拉比你的樣子好好笑喔，噗────」中臉、血花四濺。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GEgEDaA99
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「殺了你啊！」跟著被波及的神田抽出六幻。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCG68gRNfu
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最角落納涼很久的兩位衛士和米蘭達跟灩色，被突然變調的聲響吵醒迷迷茫茫起身。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvisKoPAX5
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「要吃便當了嗎？早上的戲拍完了？我還沒睡飽耶……」灩色起身，莫名的搔頭，一個血袋自她身上掉出來，在地上滾了滾。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlg6clugOcJ
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呼哈……昨晚麻將搓太晚，她還沒睡飽美容覺說。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEG3O16GvK
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「不知道欸，我才剛睡著就被吵醒了。」抬頭張望一會米蘭達伸了懶腰，這樣回答。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDp4tLaZyJq
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「耶～走吧！去吃飯吧！」兩位衛士歡樂語。「啊咧？魯克斯咧？他還沒把聖女抓來嗎？」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CvbmiDjFR
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「不知道。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1wKPj70ES
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「噯，管他的！鰻魚飯鰻魚飯，聽說今天吃高級鰻魚飯──」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9gFpyyV1R
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這邊吵著要吃便當，另一邊已經玩起了丟血袋大戰，音控室那頭則是持續進行追殺遊戲中，場面陷入失控狀態……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcKkc3G72c
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遠處有人青筋冒起。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTIru4TFHo
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「夠了！卡卡卡卡卡────你們搞屁呀！」站在一邊得導演終於抓狂轉頭尋找寫劇本的忘姓編劇，發現那傢伙已經逃之夭夭……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJC7oQfLUEX
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「可惡！混障，通通給我滾回原位，你你你──那著橘毛的，血袋很貴不要亂弄爆它……喔啊！」因為被拉比噴得滿身是血所以回丟的神田，一不小心砸在了衝進來的導演。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJV5nD09Pz
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「啊……真是抱歉。」非常沒有誠意的說。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKzyoJgf9I
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「你、你────」瞬間也變成血人的某人火大到說不出話來，一會瞧清楚前方的情景家暴怒：「我說站回去預定的位置，你們這兩個再幹嘛！？下個動作是分來戰鬥你們還要抱在一起抱多久──」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16Td9H7YCn
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聞言亞連臉一紅，要站開時又被神田拖了回去、抱緊，順被丟給了導演一個充滿殺氣的眼神──大有你敢再繼續叫囂就殺了你的意味在。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAj5i6T0KL
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其他人見狀曖昧的笑聲窸窸窣窣響起。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ecZ5FzpWH
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「吼──」暴怒，偏偏不敢惹毛神田得導演跺跺腳，轉戰音控室，比較有良心的利娜莉本想阻止，嘴巴張了張卻還是沒說話，眼睜睜的看著某人衝向地獄入口。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQMVY6bBht
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﹝本來還想伸腳絆倒導演的拉比看了眼他前進的方向，聳聳肩，「很有良心」的縮回腳。﹞33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwBLxMHnTA
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「碰！啪！啪嘰！」噪音在導演闖入的一瞬間變調。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBwFs79GNf
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「是你──是你叫他們配那種奇怪配音的是不是────」一個染滿鮮血的狂暴女人一手掐著導演的脖子把他高高舉起跳出音控室直撞向牆壁。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyX2vG1pZW
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「不────不~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~是~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~我~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~」衝太遠了不小心撞破牆壁，慘叫聲隨風而去……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWl9MCCPwD
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「……」眾默，有人低頭默默幫導演禱告。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6C21WXT5b
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良久之後，「現在，導演走了？那我們怎麼辦？」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJBPdgeSlW
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「吃便當吧？」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ784DUVvC4v
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「耶～好主意欸ˇ」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtQZS1vcqr
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接著上演的就是眾人開心吃著便當的樣子，氣氛和樂融融，如果去掉通通滿身是﹝假﹞血的情況的話……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDSGJBzNgS
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不過……呃……啪嘰？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerqCa0liCl
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剛好醒過來的其他驅魔師和退回原處的亞連跟神田對望，神情滿是疑惑，為什麼是「啪嘰」？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DGcBBNRUe
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJgwwQbXfC
緊接著又是一聲更大的……「啪嘰」！如果剛剛是貼牆，那現在應該是摔到地面和地板作親密接觸的聲音了是吧？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSO7XceN89
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGAEayRvBk
下一瞬間，落到地面的某個巨大身影迅速縮小、跳起，用一種迅雷不及掩耳的速度衝向拍攝現場一旁的音控室，踹開門。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8h77PPZzBW
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8E4j5patZ
又一瞬間，內部爆出大吼──「到底是哪個腦殘的音控師配的音效！？轟隆跟啪嘰差多了一整個氣勢都沒了你們知不知道啊混障！老娘戲分已經超少，我是出來殺驅魔師不是出來搞笑的────殺了你們啊啊啊啊啊啊啊────」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYqHW4GET3
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「不不不不不不、不干我們的事啊────是編劇要我們～～～呃啊！」隨之呼應的則是一聲聲撕心裂肺的慘叫……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpu1rt6auM
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUMYMeZUp8
驅魔師們面面相覷，為突然急轉直下的劇情感到一頭霧水，然後偷笑聲開始傳出……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wC0rDJiZs
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQtl3SNolL
「噗滋──」接著悲劇於是乎發生了，有人突然噴出大量鮮血……莫非是傷口笑裂？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeKhN9IRxb
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBDfGpQOZr
「哇啊！拉比，你把血袋捏破了，噴到我了啦！」亞連大叫。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQkLi9D5p5
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzk8hl622l
「嘖！橘毛畜生，把你的髒血給我拿遠一點！」神田拖著正不停抹掉血跡卻越抹越糟糕的某人後退。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LiJntTkXL
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHq3za6mtsO
「欸……有什麼關係？反這現在大家都渾身是顏料了，有差嗎？」拎起被暴掉得血袋甩了甩，又拔出另外一個備用血袋拉比看似想要再來一次，其他人紛紛閃避……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNMKFvU5R6
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpJkH0YHwa
「別、別亂噴的呀！」很愛惡魔血，但對人類血其實不是非常愛的「吸血鬼」慘叫。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilfWEvQBSi
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhD0YKuyK0s
「臭小子，看我回去不好好整治你一下。」紅色熊貓慢一步怒吼。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtm3HHgAJN
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKjio6OfVz
「啪嘰──」而這是下一個血袋砸過來的聲音，名為復仇者的血袋……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDgwM1jcEn
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXfW48uueC
「哇哈哈哈──拉比你的樣子好好笑喔，噗────」中臉、血花四濺。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GEgEDaA99
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「殺了你啊！」跟著被波及的神田抽出六幻。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCG68gRNfu
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最角落納涼很久的兩位衛士和米蘭達跟灩色，被突然變調的聲響吵醒迷迷茫茫起身。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvisKoPAX5
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCySgBKXlBI
「要吃便當了嗎？早上的戲拍完了？我還沒睡飽耶……」灩色起身，莫名的搔頭，一個血袋自她身上掉出來，在地上滾了滾。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlg6clugOcJ
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQYMKclhSU
呼哈……昨晚麻將搓太晚，她還沒睡飽美容覺說。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEG3O16GvK
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「不知道欸，我才剛睡著就被吵醒了。」抬頭張望一會米蘭達伸了懶腰，這樣回答。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDp4tLaZyJq
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「耶～走吧！去吃飯吧！」兩位衛士歡樂語。「啊咧？魯克斯咧？他還沒把聖女抓來嗎？」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CvbmiDjFR
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「不知道。」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1wKPj70ES
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「噯，管他的！鰻魚飯鰻魚飯，聽說今天吃高級鰻魚飯──」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9gFpyyV1R
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這邊吵著要吃便當，另一邊已經玩起了丟血袋大戰，音控室那頭則是持續進行追殺遊戲中，場面陷入失控狀態……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcKkc3G72c
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遠處有人青筋冒起。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTIru4TFHo
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「夠了！卡卡卡卡卡────你們搞屁呀！」站在一邊得導演終於抓狂轉頭尋找寫劇本的忘姓編劇，發現那傢伙已經逃之夭夭……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJC7oQfLUEX
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyTIwhL3Uk
「可惡！混障，通通給我滾回原位，你你你──那著橘毛的，血袋很貴不要亂弄爆它……喔啊！」因為被拉比噴得滿身是血所以回丟的神田，一不小心砸在了衝進來的導演。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJV5nD09Pz
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「啊……真是抱歉。」非常沒有誠意的說。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKzyoJgf9I
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「你、你────」瞬間也變成血人的某人火大到說不出話來，一會瞧清楚前方的情景家暴怒：「我說站回去預定的位置，你們這兩個再幹嘛！？下個動作是分來戰鬥你們還要抱在一起抱多久──」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16Td9H7YCn
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聞言亞連臉一紅，要站開時又被神田拖了回去、抱緊，順被丟給了導演一個充滿殺氣的眼神──大有你敢再繼續叫囂就殺了你的意味在。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAj5i6T0KL
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其他人見狀曖昧的笑聲窸窸窣窣響起。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ecZ5FzpWH
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「吼──」暴怒，偏偏不敢惹毛神田得導演跺跺腳，轉戰音控室，比較有良心的利娜莉本想阻止，嘴巴張了張卻還是沒說話，眼睜睜的看著某人衝向地獄入口。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQMVY6bBht
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﹝本來還想伸腳絆倒導演的拉比看了眼他前進的方向，聳聳肩，「很有良心」的縮回腳。﹞33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwBLxMHnTA
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「碰！啪！啪嘰！」噪音在導演闖入的一瞬間變調。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBwFs79GNf
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「是你──是你叫他們配那種奇怪配音的是不是────」一個染滿鮮血的狂暴女人一手掐著導演的脖子把他高高舉起跳出音控室直撞向牆壁。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyX2vG1pZW
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「不────不~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~是~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~我~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~」衝太遠了不小心撞破牆壁，慘叫聲隨風而去……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWl9MCCPwD
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「……」眾默，有人低頭默默幫導演禱告。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6C21WXT5b
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良久之後，「現在，導演走了？那我們怎麼辦？」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJBPdgeSlW
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「吃便當吧？」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ784DUVvC4v
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「耶～好主意欸ˇ」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtQZS1vcqr
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接著上演的就是眾人開心吃著便當的樣子，氣氛和樂融融，如果去掉通通滿身是﹝假﹞血的情況的話……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDSGJBzNgS
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