極短篇──關於孩子﹝洛黎﹞對話版50Please respect copyright.PENANAlF8taPXwEv
‧一樣要先看過本資料夾中的《冰漾》再看才看得懂喔~50Please respect copyright.PENANAUxafweasi2
‧噢噢噢我到底這個梗要玩多少配對!?50Please respect copyright.PENANAupkhbtnMPr
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某日「被騷擾到」醒來,某仙人發現一大早「又」趴在床邊看他的除了那隻上古神祇外還多了另外兩隻更小的。50Please respect copyright.PENANAJZiiFsAT7B
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兩隻更小的更小的更小的……50Please respect copyright.PENANALdfXu5hZRd
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…… 50Please respect copyright.PENANA8dZRSpYjxG
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洛安:(黑臉一把拎起慣犯)……你最好給我交代清楚這是怎麼一回事。50Please respect copyright.PENANA0yhe9yPrAx
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黎沚:欸?50Please respect copyright.PENANAPRaBkRiJqT
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然後是「其實比較早出來的」加碼版↓(我花好大的努力才把他精簡成上面的對話版QAQ50Please respect copyright.PENANAKWAEVeWTST
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極短篇──關於孩子(洛黎)加碼版50Please respect copyright.PENANAWt9fuJogv7
‧到底是為什麼配對會一個一個冒(暈眩)50Please respect copyright.PENANAvZlfCFMzgt
‧而且劇情還越來越長是怎麼一回事啦!說好的極短對白式咧?(被巴死50Please respect copyright.PENANAlBaPYxHcX7
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**正文開始**50Please respect copyright.PENANAKqnDtF4EEN
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「洛安……洛安……」50Please respect copyright.PENANA6lgBwBqulj
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清晨,仙人是被一陣呼喚聲給吵醒的。50Please respect copyright.PENANAGtIjPXYD5d
50Please respect copyright.PENANAI2z17NPNTa
而認出聲音主人的瞬間,他幾乎是先升起滿懷無奈的情緒才起身,看向噪音源,不意外看見一張笑得無比燦爛的該死娃娃臉。50Please respect copyright.PENANAYugUodHIFL
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「你又是怎麼進來的……」50Please respect copyright.PENANAiX9r4TJMq4
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那個真是羽族上古神祇的傢伙,不但毫無自覺長得一張娃娃臉就算了,個性還跟著低齡化,今天是不知道第幾度大清早成功突破防線衝進自己房裡,就不知道這種三不五時上演的騷擾劇碼意義何在?50Please respect copyright.PENANA55BjYVp4Qg
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明明身為仙人是該清心寡慾,不為世事波動心弦,可自從遇到這傢伙之後,以往覺得很簡單的事越來愈複雜。50Please respect copyright.PENANAaHrpMbkgB7
50Please respect copyright.PENANAx0qsUEG8Xl
就像某位精靈說的一樣,真是越活越回去了。50Please respect copyright.PENANALpqlcaozgW
50Please respect copyright.PENANAhVrSnJiyOX
想著,他又在內心歎一口氣。50Please respect copyright.PENANAADGHd2mpQu
50Please respect copyright.PENANA7YlgT5duWp
「洛安~我來這裡找你是有事啦!」顯然很不滿他的語氣,來者忿忿不平的解釋。50Please respect copyright.PENANAKBKvEK9zR1
50Please respect copyright.PENANA6TvaHmMaCS
「你哪次不是說有事?」然後實際上都是無聊來煩他,那種出現的高頻率他都不知道該說什麼好,就只有做錯事這人才會跑得不見蹤影。50Please respect copyright.PENANA65Qrp18ySr
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「真的有事啦!不要不相信我!不信你看──」50Please respect copyright.PENANAx6rdyKiGFx
50Please respect copyright.PENANAtof6DlChEO
被二度嫌棄的某上古神祇怒了,突然從身後就掏出「一團」東西往他臉上死命湊。50Please respect copyright.PENANA8WFAMClxYf
50Please respect copyright.PENANAe9nLZop3hU
「喂!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAsEa1VWJXu9
50Please respect copyright.PENANAfYIg791Flr
莫名其妙的掙扎好一會才脫身,被硬塞的東西那麼近根本看不出是什麼,只聞到一股淡淡的某種味道,略顯狼狽的回頭看向兇手,接著,卻在下一瞬間睜大眼。50Please respect copyright.PENANAlr7ojmMi5m
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!50Please respect copyright.PENANAh8cTKk2F63
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──他看見了什麼!50Please respect copyright.PENANAYKhIaGd6q8
50Please respect copyright.PENANAl9ZQ6wFFSi
黎沚手上抱著的竟是一個孩子、活生生會動的那種。50Please respect copyright.PENANAJDeshM3mpv
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而且孩子就算了,還和那傢伙長得一模一樣,唯一差別只在被縮水成不足歲的大小,此時,兩雙同樣閃閃發亮的眼睛正「充滿期待」的看向他……50Please respect copyright.PENANANImCs6VSh7
50Please respect copyright.PENANAjvFn6pQKPc
所以說,「……那是什麼?」良久他才勉強問出這句話。50Please respect copyright.PENANAJrgjFgth9A
50Please respect copyright.PENANA4Uu75DUrqZ
「孩子啊!我的孩子耶!你看他長得跟我好像!」超歡樂的語氣。50Please respect copyright.PENANAJQWt4rxjI5
50Please respect copyright.PENANAmESlvk57ef
……是很像。50Please respect copyright.PENANAjsqWPg1j2w
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「等等所以你到底什麼時候有孩子了!?」為什麼為什麼!到底是跟誰的!總不會是他跟這傢伙做了什麼,然後其實羽族的體質……不!這不可能!那是什麼糟糕的畫面──50Please respect copyright.PENANAl5BQKYCfP9
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睡一半被吵醒的腦袋不但失去平常的鎮定……50Please respect copyright.PENANAYYVUPQMJwr
50Please respect copyright.PENANA8oo157gtXs
還完全容易往糟糕的地方想。50Please respect copyright.PENANAkIEuOuW6EN
50Please respect copyright.PENANApFwW7P4lTQ
仙人覺得有一瞬間他的顏面神經可能壞死了。50Please respect copyright.PENANA9HhGzQmLh1
50Please respect copyright.PENANAPl43zwEP9P
「欸?洛安,不要難過不用羨慕,你看!你也有喔!」50Please respect copyright.PENANA6w8Sb5v6n3
50Please respect copyright.PENANAPnbB2gAR8J
一秒誤解他震驚原因的某人空出另一隻手,很歡樂的指指他身邊,而手上的小孩跟著開心的拍起手。50Please respect copyright.PENANAk0NKMMVO8y
50Please respect copyright.PENANA7U1V6HDJVt
他下意識低下頭,和一雙冷靜淡漠不過比例偏大點的嚴肅黑瞳對上。50Please respect copyright.PENANAzvVD0zX4CE
50Please respect copyright.PENANAHTKKSz6hm5
「……」50Please respect copyright.PENANA7sL1F0eh5J
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「……」50Please respect copyright.PENANAKirxJtdSKJ
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相顧無言。50Please respect copyright.PENANAaImr1w8Xdz
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「洛安洛安!高興吧~你的小孩也好可愛喔──」50Please respect copyright.PENANAk8UE9NgCrT
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拜託重點不是這個吧!50Please respect copyright.PENANAReoEQc1IGd
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─END─50Please respect copyright.PENANAFQseCHT6zn
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‧一樣要先看過本資料夾中的《冰漾》再看才看得懂喔~50Please respect copyright.PENANAUxafweasi2
‧噢噢噢我到底這個梗要玩多少配對!?50Please respect copyright.PENANAupkhbtnMPr
50Please respect copyright.PENANASfmCqgsqJx
50Please respect copyright.PENANAL4Oww7frJC
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**正文開始**50Please respect copyright.PENANAOk6kdYl1SQ
50Please respect copyright.PENANAQnlfvvEQbS
50Please respect copyright.PENANA6woyRdMtjx
50Please respect copyright.PENANAWyiuDoGC9y
某日「被騷擾到」醒來,某仙人發現一大早「又」趴在床邊看他的除了那隻上古神祇外還多了另外兩隻更小的。50Please respect copyright.PENANAJZiiFsAT7B
50Please respect copyright.PENANAy2STDKlXHL
兩隻更小的更小的更小的……50Please respect copyright.PENANALdfXu5hZRd
50Please respect copyright.PENANAHfMT2bzis3
…… 50Please respect copyright.PENANA8dZRSpYjxG
50Please respect copyright.PENANAG8eG7mTWec
50Please respect copyright.PENANA7CjMN8QIZ6
洛安:(黑臉一把拎起慣犯)……你最好給我交代清楚這是怎麼一回事。50Please respect copyright.PENANA0yhe9yPrAx
50Please respect copyright.PENANALNRjzKTrw2
黎沚:欸?50Please respect copyright.PENANAPRaBkRiJqT
50Please respect copyright.PENANA5Y0IkbaSIK
50Please respect copyright.PENANA6NS4uIXqEN
50Please respect copyright.PENANACS4vCn3MhO
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─END─50Please respect copyright.PENANAb38YL1pEzJ
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然後是「其實比較早出來的」加碼版↓(我花好大的努力才把他精簡成上面的對話版QAQ50Please respect copyright.PENANAKWAEVeWTST
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極短篇──關於孩子(洛黎)加碼版50Please respect copyright.PENANAWt9fuJogv7
‧到底是為什麼配對會一個一個冒(暈眩)50Please respect copyright.PENANAvZlfCFMzgt
‧而且劇情還越來越長是怎麼一回事啦!說好的極短對白式咧?(被巴死50Please respect copyright.PENANAlBaPYxHcX7
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**正文開始**50Please respect copyright.PENANAKqnDtF4EEN
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50Please respect copyright.PENANA57Dk7XdXoK
50Please respect copyright.PENANA8gCUK1Do5f
「洛安……洛安……」50Please respect copyright.PENANA6lgBwBqulj
50Please respect copyright.PENANAleNnyYPUCs
清晨,仙人是被一陣呼喚聲給吵醒的。50Please respect copyright.PENANAGtIjPXYD5d
50Please respect copyright.PENANAI2z17NPNTa
而認出聲音主人的瞬間,他幾乎是先升起滿懷無奈的情緒才起身,看向噪音源,不意外看見一張笑得無比燦爛的該死娃娃臉。50Please respect copyright.PENANAYugUodHIFL
50Please respect copyright.PENANAAHOcravXOU
「你又是怎麼進來的……」50Please respect copyright.PENANAiX9r4TJMq4
50Please respect copyright.PENANArFjOhg5Yos
那個真是羽族上古神祇的傢伙,不但毫無自覺長得一張娃娃臉就算了,個性還跟著低齡化,今天是不知道第幾度大清早成功突破防線衝進自己房裡,就不知道這種三不五時上演的騷擾劇碼意義何在?50Please respect copyright.PENANA55BjYVp4Qg
50Please respect copyright.PENANAhGvY3D0ZfL
明明身為仙人是該清心寡慾,不為世事波動心弦,可自從遇到這傢伙之後,以往覺得很簡單的事越來愈複雜。50Please respect copyright.PENANAaHrpMbkgB7
50Please respect copyright.PENANAx0qsUEG8Xl
就像某位精靈說的一樣,真是越活越回去了。50Please respect copyright.PENANALpqlcaozgW
50Please respect copyright.PENANAhVrSnJiyOX
想著,他又在內心歎一口氣。50Please respect copyright.PENANAADGHd2mpQu
50Please respect copyright.PENANA7YlgT5duWp
「洛安~我來這裡找你是有事啦!」顯然很不滿他的語氣,來者忿忿不平的解釋。50Please respect copyright.PENANAKBKvEK9zR1
50Please respect copyright.PENANA6TvaHmMaCS
「你哪次不是說有事?」然後實際上都是無聊來煩他,那種出現的高頻率他都不知道該說什麼好,就只有做錯事這人才會跑得不見蹤影。50Please respect copyright.PENANA65Qrp18ySr
50Please respect copyright.PENANA85RUTZIxca
「真的有事啦!不要不相信我!不信你看──」50Please respect copyright.PENANAx6rdyKiGFx
50Please respect copyright.PENANAtof6DlChEO
被二度嫌棄的某上古神祇怒了,突然從身後就掏出「一團」東西往他臉上死命湊。50Please respect copyright.PENANA8WFAMClxYf
50Please respect copyright.PENANAe9nLZop3hU
「喂!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAsEa1VWJXu9
50Please respect copyright.PENANAfYIg791Flr
莫名其妙的掙扎好一會才脫身,被硬塞的東西那麼近根本看不出是什麼,只聞到一股淡淡的某種味道,略顯狼狽的回頭看向兇手,接著,卻在下一瞬間睜大眼。50Please respect copyright.PENANAlr7ojmMi5m
50Please respect copyright.PENANA6ITVYrwpD3
!50Please respect copyright.PENANAh8cTKk2F63
50Please respect copyright.PENANAVw5hJ4PAUG
──他看見了什麼!50Please respect copyright.PENANAYKhIaGd6q8
50Please respect copyright.PENANAl9ZQ6wFFSi
黎沚手上抱著的竟是一個孩子、活生生會動的那種。50Please respect copyright.PENANAJDeshM3mpv
50Please respect copyright.PENANAsVP21EoCuY
而且孩子就算了,還和那傢伙長得一模一樣,唯一差別只在被縮水成不足歲的大小,此時,兩雙同樣閃閃發亮的眼睛正「充滿期待」的看向他……50Please respect copyright.PENANANImCs6VSh7
50Please respect copyright.PENANAjvFn6pQKPc
所以說,「……那是什麼?」良久他才勉強問出這句話。50Please respect copyright.PENANAJrgjFgth9A
50Please respect copyright.PENANA4Uu75DUrqZ
「孩子啊!我的孩子耶!你看他長得跟我好像!」超歡樂的語氣。50Please respect copyright.PENANAJQWt4rxjI5
50Please respect copyright.PENANAmESlvk57ef
……是很像。50Please respect copyright.PENANAjsqWPg1j2w
50Please respect copyright.PENANAxHp99dYfFJ
「等等所以你到底什麼時候有孩子了!?」為什麼為什麼!到底是跟誰的!總不會是他跟這傢伙做了什麼,然後其實羽族的體質……不!這不可能!那是什麼糟糕的畫面──50Please respect copyright.PENANAl5BQKYCfP9
50Please respect copyright.PENANAM2FhAPa9bL
睡一半被吵醒的腦袋不但失去平常的鎮定……50Please respect copyright.PENANAYYVUPQMJwr
50Please respect copyright.PENANA8oo157gtXs
還完全容易往糟糕的地方想。50Please respect copyright.PENANAkIEuOuW6EN
50Please respect copyright.PENANApFwW7P4lTQ
仙人覺得有一瞬間他的顏面神經可能壞死了。50Please respect copyright.PENANA9HhGzQmLh1
50Please respect copyright.PENANAPl43zwEP9P
「欸?洛安,不要難過不用羨慕,你看!你也有喔!」50Please respect copyright.PENANA6w8Sb5v6n3
50Please respect copyright.PENANAPnbB2gAR8J
一秒誤解他震驚原因的某人空出另一隻手,很歡樂的指指他身邊,而手上的小孩跟著開心的拍起手。50Please respect copyright.PENANAk0NKMMVO8y
50Please respect copyright.PENANA7U1V6HDJVt
他下意識低下頭,和一雙冷靜淡漠不過比例偏大點的嚴肅黑瞳對上。50Please respect copyright.PENANAzvVD0zX4CE
50Please respect copyright.PENANAHTKKSz6hm5
「……」50Please respect copyright.PENANA7sL1F0eh5J
50Please respect copyright.PENANANtvVIWJbr8
「……」50Please respect copyright.PENANAKirxJtdSKJ
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相顧無言。50Please respect copyright.PENANAaImr1w8Xdz
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