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　　‧一樣要先看過本資料夾中的《冰漾》再看才看得懂喔~42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjKO4EqCZa
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　　某日「被騷擾到」醒來，某仙人發現一大早「又」趴在床邊看他的除了那隻上古神祇外還多了另外兩隻更小的。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzxqUikslR
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　　兩隻更小的更小的更小的……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwHgXO3L7a
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　　洛安：(黑臉一把拎起慣犯)……你最好給我交代清楚這是怎麼一回事。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAy958QzFY
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　　然後是「其實比較早出來的」加碼版↓(我花好大的努力才把他精簡成上面的對話版QAQ42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ptqn8gmnf
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　　極短篇──關於孩子(洛黎)加碼版42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeL3opynSdf
　　‧到底是為什麼配對會一個一個冒(暈眩)42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZwLTCvaFb
　　‧而且劇情還越來越長是怎麼一回事啦！說好的極短對白式咧？(被巴死42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1t65ncunB
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　　「洛安……洛安……」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJz3d7PPOSf
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　　清晨，仙人是被一陣呼喚聲給吵醒的。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJbc4rnHoY
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　　而認出聲音主人的瞬間，他幾乎是先升起滿懷無奈的情緒才起身，看向噪音源，不意外看見一張笑得無比燦爛的該死娃娃臉。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcs6YmzCRn
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　　「你又是怎麼進來的……」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMSeNmOUeb
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　　那個真是羽族上古神祇的傢伙，不但毫無自覺長得一張娃娃臉就算了，個性還跟著低齡化，今天是不知道第幾度大清早成功突破防線衝進自己房裡，就不知道這種三不五時上演的騷擾劇碼意義何在？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvBTnSn72L
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　　明明身為仙人是該清心寡慾，不為世事波動心弦，可自從遇到這傢伙之後，以往覺得很簡單的事越來愈複雜。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYBhSagOOJ
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　　就像某位精靈說的一樣，真是越活越回去了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDNrBKz8YS
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　　想著，他又在內心歎一口氣。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqUOnbEHue
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　　「洛安~我來這裡找你是有事啦！」顯然很不滿他的語氣，來者忿忿不平的解釋。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadMRKYb6rJ
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　　「你哪次不是說有事？」然後實際上都是無聊來煩他，那種出現的高頻率他都不知道該說什麼好，就只有做錯事這人才會跑得不見蹤影。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBt6Prlu7OW
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　　「真的有事啦！不要不相信我！不信你看──」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2IPKFt6Wt
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　　被二度嫌棄的某上古神祇怒了，突然從身後就掏出「一團」東西往他臉上死命湊。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTEWm84Mwn
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　　「喂！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpBBxCFz1t
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　　莫名其妙的掙扎好一會才脫身，被硬塞的東西那麼近根本看不出是什麼，只聞到一股淡淡的某種味道，略顯狼狽的回頭看向兇手，接著，卻在下一瞬間睜大眼。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuu6UXXwsFe
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　　──他看見了什麼！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1I5Q4m0S7
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　　黎沚手上抱著的竟是一個孩子、活生生會動的那種。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxf2UZweDzZ
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　　而且孩子就算了，還和那傢伙長得一模一樣，唯一差別只在被縮水成不足歲的大小，此時，兩雙同樣閃閃發亮的眼睛正「充滿期待」的看向他……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzYJvtkXXp
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　　所以說，「……那是什麼？」良久他才勉強問出這句話。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNRNcyINGt
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　　「孩子啊！我的孩子耶！你看他長得跟我好像！」超歡樂的語氣。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuLHfk7LGE
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　　……是很像。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGfkQMPIcU
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　　「等等所以你到底什麼時候有孩子了！？」為什麼為什麼！到底是跟誰的！總不會是他跟這傢伙做了什麼，然後其實羽族的體質……不！這不可能！那是什麼糟糕的畫面──42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52GTbMBQqp
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　　睡一半被吵醒的腦袋不但失去平常的鎮定……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDLgXryCdb
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　　還完全容易往糟糕的地方想。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBSPeIRcs4
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　　仙人覺得有一瞬間他的顏面神經可能壞死了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirlmh7dIUv
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　　「欸？洛安，不要難過不用羨慕，你看！你也有喔！」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrnouDU0Qd
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　　一秒誤解他震驚原因的某人空出另一隻手，很歡樂的指指他身邊，而手上的小孩跟著開心的拍起手。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2Js0TFrak
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　　他下意識低下頭，和一雙冷靜淡漠不過比例偏大點的嚴肅黑瞳對上。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ErGoHpxX6
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　　「洛安洛安！高興吧~你的小孩也好可愛喔──」42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9hTWRalfd
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　　拜託重點不是這個吧！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI14MiM27HD
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