極短篇──關於孩子﹝洛黎﹞對話版38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BfZsSzoO0
　　‧一樣要先看過本資料夾中的《冰漾》再看才看得懂喔~38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMe8a8xXvgX
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　　某日「被騷擾到」醒來，某仙人發現一大早「又」趴在床邊看他的除了那隻上古神祇外還多了另外兩隻更小的。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtCXmopbkH
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　　兩隻更小的更小的更小的……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwZpYZm1qu
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　　洛安：(黑臉一把拎起慣犯)……你最好給我交代清楚這是怎麼一回事。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeS6tQkTIqq
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　　黎沚：欸？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStyxBWSQqD
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　　然後是「其實比較早出來的」加碼版↓(我花好大的努力才把他精簡成上面的對話版QAQ38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKywzoLJg71
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　　極短篇──關於孩子(洛黎)加碼版38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIwaUUrIv6
　　‧到底是為什麼配對會一個一個冒(暈眩)38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DHdGhAiuU
　　‧而且劇情還越來越長是怎麼一回事啦！說好的極短對白式咧？(被巴死38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYZciHrZhu
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　　「洛安……洛安……」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqE150mHuV
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　　清晨，仙人是被一陣呼喚聲給吵醒的。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nejtlsMrP
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　　而認出聲音主人的瞬間，他幾乎是先升起滿懷無奈的情緒才起身，看向噪音源，不意外看見一張笑得無比燦爛的該死娃娃臉。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnrMoXSxan
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　　「你又是怎麼進來的……」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2rFtvYTsN
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　　那個真是羽族上古神祇的傢伙，不但毫無自覺長得一張娃娃臉就算了，個性還跟著低齡化，今天是不知道第幾度大清早成功突破防線衝進自己房裡，就不知道這種三不五時上演的騷擾劇碼意義何在？38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8lZeXlZmI
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　　明明身為仙人是該清心寡慾，不為世事波動心弦，可自從遇到這傢伙之後，以往覺得很簡單的事越來愈複雜。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFctcZVfaE
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　　就像某位精靈說的一樣，真是越活越回去了。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgqwEik5lE
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　　想著，他又在內心歎一口氣。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhQvXPCAXG
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　　「洛安~我來這裡找你是有事啦！」顯然很不滿他的語氣，來者忿忿不平的解釋。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfufRznOEE
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　　「你哪次不是說有事？」然後實際上都是無聊來煩他，那種出現的高頻率他都不知道該說什麼好，就只有做錯事這人才會跑得不見蹤影。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqGezA2D5g
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　　「真的有事啦！不要不相信我！不信你看──」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOeig4kJ12
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　　被二度嫌棄的某上古神祇怒了，突然從身後就掏出「一團」東西往他臉上死命湊。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuP5ydx53F9
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　　「喂！」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKE9Fqru0Hw
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　　莫名其妙的掙扎好一會才脫身，被硬塞的東西那麼近根本看不出是什麼，只聞到一股淡淡的某種味道，略顯狼狽的回頭看向兇手，接著，卻在下一瞬間睜大眼。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnHs1NueCY
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　　──他看見了什麼！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGf469JuFC
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　　黎沚手上抱著的竟是一個孩子、活生生會動的那種。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ROdKs295M
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　　而且孩子就算了，還和那傢伙長得一模一樣，唯一差別只在被縮水成不足歲的大小，此時，兩雙同樣閃閃發亮的眼睛正「充滿期待」的看向他……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfql6irTaaQ
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　　所以說，「……那是什麼？」良久他才勉強問出這句話。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7F6F8wLS3H
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　　「孩子啊！我的孩子耶！你看他長得跟我好像！」超歡樂的語氣。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mjEuNhky2
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　　……是很像。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwZB9nldwt
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　　「等等所以你到底什麼時候有孩子了！？」為什麼為什麼！到底是跟誰的！總不會是他跟這傢伙做了什麼，然後其實羽族的體質……不！這不可能！那是什麼糟糕的畫面──38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3vxC8qn5C
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　　睡一半被吵醒的腦袋不但失去平常的鎮定……38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPngaQTkqL
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　　還完全容易往糟糕的地方想。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeh0Qv0qth
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　　仙人覺得有一瞬間他的顏面神經可能壞死了。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcd8WMAER9y
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　　「欸？洛安，不要難過不用羨慕，你看！你也有喔！」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWKGF7ZX6A
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　　一秒誤解他震驚原因的某人空出另一隻手，很歡樂的指指他身邊，而手上的小孩跟著開心的拍起手。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLxKi8Rmfl
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　　他下意識低下頭，和一雙冷靜淡漠不過比例偏大點的嚴肅黑瞳對上。38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgo8c1xjPn
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　　「洛安洛安！高興吧~你的小孩也好可愛喔──」38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlahNPdJMc
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　　拜託重點不是這個吧！38Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHioB7CKRW
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