極短篇──關於孩子﹝洛黎﹞對話版47Please respect copyright.PENANARMWcrREENY
‧一樣要先看過本資料夾中的《冰漾》再看才看得懂喔~47Please respect copyright.PENANA4F0NJ0gBfJ
‧噢噢噢我到底這個梗要玩多少配對!?47Please respect copyright.PENANAz3JE6XEn8H
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**正文開始**47Please respect copyright.PENANAr9kILHYENj
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某日「被騷擾到」醒來,某仙人發現一大早「又」趴在床邊看他的除了那隻上古神祇外還多了另外兩隻更小的。47Please respect copyright.PENANAVMNugSkEWJ
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兩隻更小的更小的更小的……47Please respect copyright.PENANAhzcDsvRRgR
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…… 47Please respect copyright.PENANAwI4ydjS205
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洛安:(黑臉一把拎起慣犯)……你最好給我交代清楚這是怎麼一回事。47Please respect copyright.PENANA4HGOI8dWUS
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黎沚:欸?47Please respect copyright.PENANAzCoqmVXY9b
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─END─47Please respect copyright.PENANAxBdbKbtstE
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然後是「其實比較早出來的」加碼版↓(我花好大的努力才把他精簡成上面的對話版QAQ47Please respect copyright.PENANAIgrY7sqNbS
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極短篇──關於孩子(洛黎)加碼版47Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2HZCFWbOP
‧到底是為什麼配對會一個一個冒(暈眩)47Please respect copyright.PENANAo6Lk0wDr8x
‧而且劇情還越來越長是怎麼一回事啦!說好的極短對白式咧?(被巴死47Please respect copyright.PENANAkVYmiciFcg
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**正文開始**47Please respect copyright.PENANAccWGtxxUXt
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47Please respect copyright.PENANAcd8P8iELuI
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「洛安……洛安……」47Please respect copyright.PENANAvyEJTquVWx
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清晨,仙人是被一陣呼喚聲給吵醒的。47Please respect copyright.PENANA9WDCjCDwDf
47Please respect copyright.PENANA6KjiaZ3bbV
而認出聲音主人的瞬間,他幾乎是先升起滿懷無奈的情緒才起身,看向噪音源,不意外看見一張笑得無比燦爛的該死娃娃臉。47Please respect copyright.PENANATwug3rv9uS
47Please respect copyright.PENANALuWQNlGJIB
「你又是怎麼進來的……」47Please respect copyright.PENANAUK5Be2yNBF
47Please respect copyright.PENANALqw2WDBr5E
那個真是羽族上古神祇的傢伙,不但毫無自覺長得一張娃娃臉就算了,個性還跟著低齡化,今天是不知道第幾度大清早成功突破防線衝進自己房裡,就不知道這種三不五時上演的騷擾劇碼意義何在?47Please respect copyright.PENANA4BCGDeMVRM
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明明身為仙人是該清心寡慾,不為世事波動心弦,可自從遇到這傢伙之後,以往覺得很簡單的事越來愈複雜。47Please respect copyright.PENANAgN7manLDgT
47Please respect copyright.PENANAsXZAH0TOtG
就像某位精靈說的一樣,真是越活越回去了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAF6983pvqLi
47Please respect copyright.PENANAGQHR2o2L5h
想著,他又在內心歎一口氣。47Please respect copyright.PENANAoyfs2TEG2p
47Please respect copyright.PENANAtdoJfyznR9
「洛安~我來這裡找你是有事啦!」顯然很不滿他的語氣,來者忿忿不平的解釋。47Please respect copyright.PENANAmzvW2rofGA
47Please respect copyright.PENANAYTYpD01JzC
「你哪次不是說有事?」然後實際上都是無聊來煩他,那種出現的高頻率他都不知道該說什麼好,就只有做錯事這人才會跑得不見蹤影。47Please respect copyright.PENANAjeoU63MOz3
47Please respect copyright.PENANAv2PFPFz6uc
「真的有事啦!不要不相信我!不信你看──」47Please respect copyright.PENANACL8TW3cCR4
47Please respect copyright.PENANAu4W1YvE1Iw
被二度嫌棄的某上古神祇怒了,突然從身後就掏出「一團」東西往他臉上死命湊。47Please respect copyright.PENANA6HiaMbUx7u
47Please respect copyright.PENANApR5BOREJ8O
「喂!」47Please respect copyright.PENANASFddP2KzHU
47Please respect copyright.PENANAjaZOZnrIWo
莫名其妙的掙扎好一會才脫身,被硬塞的東西那麼近根本看不出是什麼,只聞到一股淡淡的某種味道,略顯狼狽的回頭看向兇手,接著,卻在下一瞬間睜大眼。47Please respect copyright.PENANA7KZojvQ1QO
47Please respect copyright.PENANAmVYD4AGoVL
!47Please respect copyright.PENANARdFkWoTHnj
47Please respect copyright.PENANAmMGCYzJfJD
──他看見了什麼!47Please respect copyright.PENANADgO4op4GWP
47Please respect copyright.PENANAHx6yiGQ5HE
黎沚手上抱著的竟是一個孩子、活生生會動的那種。47Please respect copyright.PENANA0rplPmwY4W
47Please respect copyright.PENANAbyC3AqzB2E
而且孩子就算了,還和那傢伙長得一模一樣,唯一差別只在被縮水成不足歲的大小,此時,兩雙同樣閃閃發亮的眼睛正「充滿期待」的看向他……47Please respect copyright.PENANAxPbbXAyn3B
47Please respect copyright.PENANAeP4blHxvYr
所以說,「……那是什麼?」良久他才勉強問出這句話。47Please respect copyright.PENANAl3Ucs8Mmli
47Please respect copyright.PENANA877l3tiJh6
「孩子啊!我的孩子耶!你看他長得跟我好像!」超歡樂的語氣。47Please respect copyright.PENANA2jVaXw0FZW
47Please respect copyright.PENANALc2VRLze9H
……是很像。47Please respect copyright.PENANAoniKY7IPbB
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「等等所以你到底什麼時候有孩子了!?」為什麼為什麼!到底是跟誰的!總不會是他跟這傢伙做了什麼,然後其實羽族的體質……不!這不可能!那是什麼糟糕的畫面──47Please respect copyright.PENANAO75tvVB6CD
47Please respect copyright.PENANANAy2XwOU43
睡一半被吵醒的腦袋不但失去平常的鎮定……47Please respect copyright.PENANA02gEF4jwk4
47Please respect copyright.PENANApnBcCneGHz
還完全容易往糟糕的地方想。47Please respect copyright.PENANAwE03NEU0WV
47Please respect copyright.PENANAQKnY5bBnju
仙人覺得有一瞬間他的顏面神經可能壞死了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAKQWEhpwzCX
47Please respect copyright.PENANAYiHYEcbfz3
「欸?洛安,不要難過不用羨慕,你看!你也有喔!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAbKDVsOQwFu
47Please respect copyright.PENANAyQGBNpYlWo
一秒誤解他震驚原因的某人空出另一隻手,很歡樂的指指他身邊,而手上的小孩跟著開心的拍起手。47Please respect copyright.PENANAuGED6BHJsO
47Please respect copyright.PENANAFTYaMimBnQ
他下意識低下頭,和一雙冷靜淡漠不過比例偏大點的嚴肅黑瞳對上。47Please respect copyright.PENANAiqboV2ebX3
47Please respect copyright.PENANAR8Igkkys7j
「……」47Please respect copyright.PENANAJmq6DpUf84
47Please respect copyright.PENANANf9jNFEzGU
「……」47Please respect copyright.PENANAgksWK1EQMY
47Please respect copyright.PENANA0hs8jUki5z
相顧無言。47Please respect copyright.PENANAtWK6lDjxXC
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「洛安洛安!高興吧~你的小孩也好可愛喔──」47Please respect copyright.PENANAeMNsoZPoep
47Please respect copyright.PENANACQLV7Nvxcj
拜託重點不是這個吧!47Please respect copyright.PENANASJGZ9hlvJM
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─END─47Please respect copyright.PENANABsiogD6KZd
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‧一樣要先看過本資料夾中的《冰漾》再看才看得懂喔~47Please respect copyright.PENANA4F0NJ0gBfJ
‧噢噢噢我到底這個梗要玩多少配對!?47Please respect copyright.PENANAz3JE6XEn8H
47Please respect copyright.PENANAZTFn66K9XA
47Please respect copyright.PENANAQF9z8xQyIG
47Please respect copyright.PENANAxPYhtWJhCO
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**正文開始**47Please respect copyright.PENANAr9kILHYENj
47Please respect copyright.PENANAKln316qBsN
47Please respect copyright.PENANAxFxEGRqjw8
47Please respect copyright.PENANAkLvrS50K5K
某日「被騷擾到」醒來,某仙人發現一大早「又」趴在床邊看他的除了那隻上古神祇外還多了另外兩隻更小的。47Please respect copyright.PENANAVMNugSkEWJ
47Please respect copyright.PENANAMWWaCodsDC
兩隻更小的更小的更小的……47Please respect copyright.PENANAhzcDsvRRgR
47Please respect copyright.PENANARYoHRtTJ05
…… 47Please respect copyright.PENANAwI4ydjS205
47Please respect copyright.PENANAHibF49gtGk
47Please respect copyright.PENANAO8nakxDYto
洛安:(黑臉一把拎起慣犯)……你最好給我交代清楚這是怎麼一回事。47Please respect copyright.PENANA4HGOI8dWUS
47Please respect copyright.PENANABAmWVAA1WS
黎沚:欸?47Please respect copyright.PENANAzCoqmVXY9b
47Please respect copyright.PENANAn2VVtbIKrW
47Please respect copyright.PENANA9oCFxWSbdN
47Please respect copyright.PENANARZx3ePxHq4
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─END─47Please respect copyright.PENANAxBdbKbtstE
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然後是「其實比較早出來的」加碼版↓(我花好大的努力才把他精簡成上面的對話版QAQ47Please respect copyright.PENANAIgrY7sqNbS
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極短篇──關於孩子(洛黎)加碼版47Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2HZCFWbOP
‧到底是為什麼配對會一個一個冒(暈眩)47Please respect copyright.PENANAo6Lk0wDr8x
‧而且劇情還越來越長是怎麼一回事啦!說好的極短對白式咧?(被巴死47Please respect copyright.PENANAkVYmiciFcg
47Please respect copyright.PENANAM5qbLOUt2U
47Please respect copyright.PENANAIZMxNShL65
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47Please respect copyright.PENANAu74iERep0U
47Please respect copyright.PENANAGMqp79TBlm
47Please respect copyright.PENANAfiR7XLTZq0
**正文開始**47Please respect copyright.PENANAccWGtxxUXt
47Please respect copyright.PENANAsE8loPV2jU
47Please respect copyright.PENANAcd8P8iELuI
47Please respect copyright.PENANAzKqO4phMCB
「洛安……洛安……」47Please respect copyright.PENANAvyEJTquVWx
47Please respect copyright.PENANAwaAUCDdQ7h
清晨,仙人是被一陣呼喚聲給吵醒的。47Please respect copyright.PENANA9WDCjCDwDf
47Please respect copyright.PENANA6KjiaZ3bbV
而認出聲音主人的瞬間,他幾乎是先升起滿懷無奈的情緒才起身,看向噪音源,不意外看見一張笑得無比燦爛的該死娃娃臉。47Please respect copyright.PENANATwug3rv9uS
47Please respect copyright.PENANALuWQNlGJIB
「你又是怎麼進來的……」47Please respect copyright.PENANAUK5Be2yNBF
47Please respect copyright.PENANALqw2WDBr5E
那個真是羽族上古神祇的傢伙,不但毫無自覺長得一張娃娃臉就算了,個性還跟著低齡化,今天是不知道第幾度大清早成功突破防線衝進自己房裡,就不知道這種三不五時上演的騷擾劇碼意義何在?47Please respect copyright.PENANA4BCGDeMVRM
47Please respect copyright.PENANAwPVS7zxaME
明明身為仙人是該清心寡慾,不為世事波動心弦,可自從遇到這傢伙之後,以往覺得很簡單的事越來愈複雜。47Please respect copyright.PENANAgN7manLDgT
47Please respect copyright.PENANAsXZAH0TOtG
就像某位精靈說的一樣,真是越活越回去了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAF6983pvqLi
47Please respect copyright.PENANAGQHR2o2L5h
想著,他又在內心歎一口氣。47Please respect copyright.PENANAoyfs2TEG2p
47Please respect copyright.PENANAtdoJfyznR9
「洛安~我來這裡找你是有事啦!」顯然很不滿他的語氣,來者忿忿不平的解釋。47Please respect copyright.PENANAmzvW2rofGA
47Please respect copyright.PENANAYTYpD01JzC
「你哪次不是說有事?」然後實際上都是無聊來煩他,那種出現的高頻率他都不知道該說什麼好,就只有做錯事這人才會跑得不見蹤影。47Please respect copyright.PENANAjeoU63MOz3
47Please respect copyright.PENANAv2PFPFz6uc
「真的有事啦!不要不相信我!不信你看──」47Please respect copyright.PENANACL8TW3cCR4
47Please respect copyright.PENANAu4W1YvE1Iw
被二度嫌棄的某上古神祇怒了,突然從身後就掏出「一團」東西往他臉上死命湊。47Please respect copyright.PENANA6HiaMbUx7u
47Please respect copyright.PENANApR5BOREJ8O
「喂!」47Please respect copyright.PENANASFddP2KzHU
47Please respect copyright.PENANAjaZOZnrIWo
莫名其妙的掙扎好一會才脫身,被硬塞的東西那麼近根本看不出是什麼,只聞到一股淡淡的某種味道,略顯狼狽的回頭看向兇手,接著,卻在下一瞬間睜大眼。47Please respect copyright.PENANA7KZojvQ1QO
47Please respect copyright.PENANAmVYD4AGoVL
!47Please respect copyright.PENANARdFkWoTHnj
47Please respect copyright.PENANAmMGCYzJfJD
──他看見了什麼!47Please respect copyright.PENANADgO4op4GWP
47Please respect copyright.PENANAHx6yiGQ5HE
黎沚手上抱著的竟是一個孩子、活生生會動的那種。47Please respect copyright.PENANA0rplPmwY4W
47Please respect copyright.PENANAbyC3AqzB2E
而且孩子就算了,還和那傢伙長得一模一樣,唯一差別只在被縮水成不足歲的大小,此時,兩雙同樣閃閃發亮的眼睛正「充滿期待」的看向他……47Please respect copyright.PENANAxPbbXAyn3B
47Please respect copyright.PENANAeP4blHxvYr
所以說,「……那是什麼?」良久他才勉強問出這句話。47Please respect copyright.PENANAl3Ucs8Mmli
47Please respect copyright.PENANA877l3tiJh6
「孩子啊!我的孩子耶!你看他長得跟我好像!」超歡樂的語氣。47Please respect copyright.PENANA2jVaXw0FZW
47Please respect copyright.PENANALc2VRLze9H
……是很像。47Please respect copyright.PENANAoniKY7IPbB
47Please respect copyright.PENANAJg3fLFoyhw
「等等所以你到底什麼時候有孩子了!?」為什麼為什麼!到底是跟誰的!總不會是他跟這傢伙做了什麼,然後其實羽族的體質……不!這不可能!那是什麼糟糕的畫面──47Please respect copyright.PENANAO75tvVB6CD
47Please respect copyright.PENANANAy2XwOU43
睡一半被吵醒的腦袋不但失去平常的鎮定……47Please respect copyright.PENANA02gEF4jwk4
47Please respect copyright.PENANApnBcCneGHz
還完全容易往糟糕的地方想。47Please respect copyright.PENANAwE03NEU0WV
47Please respect copyright.PENANAQKnY5bBnju
仙人覺得有一瞬間他的顏面神經可能壞死了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAKQWEhpwzCX
47Please respect copyright.PENANAYiHYEcbfz3
「欸?洛安,不要難過不用羨慕,你看!你也有喔!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAbKDVsOQwFu
47Please respect copyright.PENANAyQGBNpYlWo
一秒誤解他震驚原因的某人空出另一隻手,很歡樂的指指他身邊,而手上的小孩跟著開心的拍起手。47Please respect copyright.PENANAuGED6BHJsO
47Please respect copyright.PENANAFTYaMimBnQ
他下意識低下頭,和一雙冷靜淡漠不過比例偏大點的嚴肅黑瞳對上。47Please respect copyright.PENANAiqboV2ebX3
47Please respect copyright.PENANAR8Igkkys7j
「……」47Please respect copyright.PENANAJmq6DpUf84
47Please respect copyright.PENANANf9jNFEzGU
「……」47Please respect copyright.PENANAgksWK1EQMY
47Please respect copyright.PENANA0hs8jUki5z
相顧無言。47Please respect copyright.PENANAtWK6lDjxXC
47Please respect copyright.PENANAN8E539Zl3J
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47Please respect copyright.PENANA37nelvBsxt
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「洛安洛安!高興吧~你的小孩也好可愛喔──」47Please respect copyright.PENANAeMNsoZPoep
47Please respect copyright.PENANACQLV7Nvxcj
拜託重點不是這個吧!47Please respect copyright.PENANASJGZ9hlvJM
47Please respect copyright.PENANAFOcAnbF7RC
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好像有位大大喜歡這系列的文,一直按推薦讓我好開心>/////<是說我知道是誰,因為以往的新功能他把名子直接寄到我信箱了(之前沒有)WWW
謝謝你的喜歡,怕你含蓄我還是不要把ID打出來好了(欸
這系列是搞笑小短文,那就請大家繼續指教吧(雖說存稿剩一篇了(望
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