極短篇──關於孩子﹝洛黎﹞對話版51Please respect copyright.PENANAqoNM8oKqJH
‧一樣要先看過本資料夾中的《冰漾》再看才看得懂喔~51Please respect copyright.PENANAjZWin34e9B
‧噢噢噢我到底這個梗要玩多少配對!?51Please respect copyright.PENANAGckj6njY7v
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**正文開始**51Please respect copyright.PENANAZTVmhxbT1U
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某日「被騷擾到」醒來,某仙人發現一大早「又」趴在床邊看他的除了那隻上古神祇外還多了另外兩隻更小的。51Please respect copyright.PENANANDLGpxJvhs
51Please respect copyright.PENANAGN5NsLU98H
兩隻更小的更小的更小的……51Please respect copyright.PENANAqoXoUcpyBt
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…… 51Please respect copyright.PENANAnmXYFVBiIf
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洛安:(黑臉一把拎起慣犯)……你最好給我交代清楚這是怎麼一回事。51Please respect copyright.PENANAyNFgei2W3U
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黎沚:欸?51Please respect copyright.PENANAQqEXdBc41g
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─END─51Please respect copyright.PENANAGktbwpWnsS
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然後是「其實比較早出來的」加碼版↓(我花好大的努力才把他精簡成上面的對話版QAQ51Please respect copyright.PENANAaADeFeluZp
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極短篇──關於孩子(洛黎)加碼版51Please respect copyright.PENANAFsQBGdEFdU
‧到底是為什麼配對會一個一個冒(暈眩)51Please respect copyright.PENANArqR9wTtq8F
‧而且劇情還越來越長是怎麼一回事啦!說好的極短對白式咧?(被巴死51Please respect copyright.PENANAhTBUQjB9xU
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**正文開始**51Please respect copyright.PENANAjPAC8Cmkum
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「洛安……洛安……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAcWS3TMCjH8
51Please respect copyright.PENANAE1v6RgK9G9
清晨,仙人是被一陣呼喚聲給吵醒的。51Please respect copyright.PENANArf9Erh3fRZ
51Please respect copyright.PENANAdeFZHm2But
而認出聲音主人的瞬間,他幾乎是先升起滿懷無奈的情緒才起身,看向噪音源,不意外看見一張笑得無比燦爛的該死娃娃臉。51Please respect copyright.PENANAzuu6P8iKDh
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「你又是怎麼進來的……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAXkq4sm3jed
51Please respect copyright.PENANAE6l7fWrTJw
那個真是羽族上古神祇的傢伙,不但毫無自覺長得一張娃娃臉就算了,個性還跟著低齡化,今天是不知道第幾度大清早成功突破防線衝進自己房裡,就不知道這種三不五時上演的騷擾劇碼意義何在?51Please respect copyright.PENANATYHGzNlrzK
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明明身為仙人是該清心寡慾,不為世事波動心弦,可自從遇到這傢伙之後,以往覺得很簡單的事越來愈複雜。51Please respect copyright.PENANAVfhSllvqqn
51Please respect copyright.PENANAfNIc3Nm7Hq
就像某位精靈說的一樣,真是越活越回去了。51Please respect copyright.PENANABuFxixuQxU
51Please respect copyright.PENANAFDNS2OI8UF
想著,他又在內心歎一口氣。51Please respect copyright.PENANAv9D6yMuFGA
51Please respect copyright.PENANASGRFRgyjyR
「洛安~我來這裡找你是有事啦!」顯然很不滿他的語氣,來者忿忿不平的解釋。51Please respect copyright.PENANACpnRIRos61
51Please respect copyright.PENANAKEffnDgniG
「你哪次不是說有事?」然後實際上都是無聊來煩他,那種出現的高頻率他都不知道該說什麼好,就只有做錯事這人才會跑得不見蹤影。51Please respect copyright.PENANA7ITXiZUMus
51Please respect copyright.PENANAK1ne1peO3k
「真的有事啦!不要不相信我!不信你看──」51Please respect copyright.PENANAPwKNCFvFG5
51Please respect copyright.PENANA7fcw7WOW1a
被二度嫌棄的某上古神祇怒了,突然從身後就掏出「一團」東西往他臉上死命湊。51Please respect copyright.PENANAPtx7VSdaBC
51Please respect copyright.PENANAtjg2gjZveV
「喂!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAPk7DO2ilMi
51Please respect copyright.PENANASfEE9sph9n
莫名其妙的掙扎好一會才脫身,被硬塞的東西那麼近根本看不出是什麼,只聞到一股淡淡的某種味道,略顯狼狽的回頭看向兇手,接著,卻在下一瞬間睜大眼。51Please respect copyright.PENANAy9kctnExDZ
51Please respect copyright.PENANAqOCSXZj0E4
!51Please respect copyright.PENANAO9P4w1FY08
51Please respect copyright.PENANALXEKqBVsRG
──他看見了什麼!51Please respect copyright.PENANAFPare0LxqH
51Please respect copyright.PENANAgAYlNXHBPA
黎沚手上抱著的竟是一個孩子、活生生會動的那種。51Please respect copyright.PENANAO0VgTavBCS
51Please respect copyright.PENANAEKcDeWnslk
而且孩子就算了,還和那傢伙長得一模一樣,唯一差別只在被縮水成不足歲的大小,此時,兩雙同樣閃閃發亮的眼睛正「充滿期待」的看向他……51Please respect copyright.PENANAfqxC23jm1Q
51Please respect copyright.PENANA0DS5PoLMUn
所以說,「……那是什麼?」良久他才勉強問出這句話。51Please respect copyright.PENANABNWutuXGOV
51Please respect copyright.PENANA2vGgGC8QRz
「孩子啊!我的孩子耶!你看他長得跟我好像!」超歡樂的語氣。51Please respect copyright.PENANAeNyFYViRhb
51Please respect copyright.PENANAx1wmaKVr5w
……是很像。51Please respect copyright.PENANAApwvI9C3wQ
51Please respect copyright.PENANAmqaNod70LF
「等等所以你到底什麼時候有孩子了!?」為什麼為什麼!到底是跟誰的!總不會是他跟這傢伙做了什麼,然後其實羽族的體質……不!這不可能!那是什麼糟糕的畫面──51Please respect copyright.PENANAFxO6dqfgmJ
51Please respect copyright.PENANACvHpe4X3ig
睡一半被吵醒的腦袋不但失去平常的鎮定……51Please respect copyright.PENANA4cJwLBtEgU
51Please respect copyright.PENANA2mIHWfssVC
還完全容易往糟糕的地方想。51Please respect copyright.PENANAW4bxRDMzto
51Please respect copyright.PENANAYMFQjRmptU
仙人覺得有一瞬間他的顏面神經可能壞死了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAYUen6kY1Eq
51Please respect copyright.PENANAT75IOE6S2M
「欸?洛安,不要難過不用羨慕,你看!你也有喔!」51Please respect copyright.PENANALh17chFnrL
51Please respect copyright.PENANAeJ6fHARboX
一秒誤解他震驚原因的某人空出另一隻手,很歡樂的指指他身邊,而手上的小孩跟著開心的拍起手。51Please respect copyright.PENANA36EgdXGykG
51Please respect copyright.PENANAKVji2j0kND
他下意識低下頭,和一雙冷靜淡漠不過比例偏大點的嚴肅黑瞳對上。51Please respect copyright.PENANAmK44yz6SAf
51Please respect copyright.PENANAUO0qvTyE8V
「……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAnzant4kw55
51Please respect copyright.PENANAto2WR6gIzK
「……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAyH5bvZ711B
51Please respect copyright.PENANAMtLl7LuQU8
相顧無言。51Please respect copyright.PENANAFNpUqUmI0P
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「洛安洛安!高興吧~你的小孩也好可愛喔──」51Please respect copyright.PENANAgOVyGXiHuB
51Please respect copyright.PENANA765A5y6itq
拜託重點不是這個吧!51Please respect copyright.PENANAxLDyT0lLIA
51Please respect copyright.PENANASMunfHCDDz
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─END─51Please respect copyright.PENANAJP6mSijE9z
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‧一樣要先看過本資料夾中的《冰漾》再看才看得懂喔~51Please respect copyright.PENANAjZWin34e9B
‧噢噢噢我到底這個梗要玩多少配對!?51Please respect copyright.PENANAGckj6njY7v
51Please respect copyright.PENANAom2zpQGEGG
51Please respect copyright.PENANAAxfMN0cHFd
51Please respect copyright.PENANA0Od9FwlQcF
51Please respect copyright.PENANAUKcwQGkpSs
51Please respect copyright.PENANAE7XsULlXod
**正文開始**51Please respect copyright.PENANAZTVmhxbT1U
51Please respect copyright.PENANAQHkIer5lUc
51Please respect copyright.PENANATLb1JGRJRi
51Please respect copyright.PENANAh9e9vl6MN2
某日「被騷擾到」醒來,某仙人發現一大早「又」趴在床邊看他的除了那隻上古神祇外還多了另外兩隻更小的。51Please respect copyright.PENANANDLGpxJvhs
51Please respect copyright.PENANAGN5NsLU98H
兩隻更小的更小的更小的……51Please respect copyright.PENANAqoXoUcpyBt
51Please respect copyright.PENANA7UDyLW3Obi
…… 51Please respect copyright.PENANAnmXYFVBiIf
51Please respect copyright.PENANAR7NYUVHL8u
51Please respect copyright.PENANASp4zZswDMJ
洛安:(黑臉一把拎起慣犯)……你最好給我交代清楚這是怎麼一回事。51Please respect copyright.PENANAyNFgei2W3U
51Please respect copyright.PENANAQXiFKm5l2Z
黎沚:欸?51Please respect copyright.PENANAQqEXdBc41g
51Please respect copyright.PENANArj8BrMiC2O
51Please respect copyright.PENANAHlrZxLsRXI
51Please respect copyright.PENANAJWOg3xkTxk
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─END─51Please respect copyright.PENANAGktbwpWnsS
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51Please respect copyright.PENANAQHzL1odB67
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然後是「其實比較早出來的」加碼版↓(我花好大的努力才把他精簡成上面的對話版QAQ51Please respect copyright.PENANAaADeFeluZp
51Please respect copyright.PENANAu2dh2B3vpr
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極短篇──關於孩子(洛黎)加碼版51Please respect copyright.PENANAFsQBGdEFdU
‧到底是為什麼配對會一個一個冒(暈眩)51Please respect copyright.PENANArqR9wTtq8F
‧而且劇情還越來越長是怎麼一回事啦!說好的極短對白式咧?(被巴死51Please respect copyright.PENANAhTBUQjB9xU
51Please respect copyright.PENANAURriqr0HxX
51Please respect copyright.PENANAXDEdwVl8fZ
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51Please respect copyright.PENANAws5PqrshcY
51Please respect copyright.PENANAAzAA8fEe9L
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**正文開始**51Please respect copyright.PENANAjPAC8Cmkum
51Please respect copyright.PENANANdTCEgu9MU
51Please respect copyright.PENANAC9rncuUWWh
51Please respect copyright.PENANASrQ4e6g6sq
「洛安……洛安……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAcWS3TMCjH8
51Please respect copyright.PENANAE1v6RgK9G9
清晨,仙人是被一陣呼喚聲給吵醒的。51Please respect copyright.PENANArf9Erh3fRZ
51Please respect copyright.PENANAdeFZHm2But
而認出聲音主人的瞬間,他幾乎是先升起滿懷無奈的情緒才起身,看向噪音源,不意外看見一張笑得無比燦爛的該死娃娃臉。51Please respect copyright.PENANAzuu6P8iKDh
51Please respect copyright.PENANA5PLXY3vs68
「你又是怎麼進來的……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAXkq4sm3jed
51Please respect copyright.PENANAE6l7fWrTJw
那個真是羽族上古神祇的傢伙,不但毫無自覺長得一張娃娃臉就算了,個性還跟著低齡化,今天是不知道第幾度大清早成功突破防線衝進自己房裡,就不知道這種三不五時上演的騷擾劇碼意義何在?51Please respect copyright.PENANATYHGzNlrzK
51Please respect copyright.PENANAIlkYqvIPuU
明明身為仙人是該清心寡慾,不為世事波動心弦,可自從遇到這傢伙之後,以往覺得很簡單的事越來愈複雜。51Please respect copyright.PENANAVfhSllvqqn
51Please respect copyright.PENANAfNIc3Nm7Hq
就像某位精靈說的一樣,真是越活越回去了。51Please respect copyright.PENANABuFxixuQxU
51Please respect copyright.PENANAFDNS2OI8UF
想著,他又在內心歎一口氣。51Please respect copyright.PENANAv9D6yMuFGA
51Please respect copyright.PENANASGRFRgyjyR
「洛安~我來這裡找你是有事啦!」顯然很不滿他的語氣,來者忿忿不平的解釋。51Please respect copyright.PENANACpnRIRos61
51Please respect copyright.PENANAKEffnDgniG
「你哪次不是說有事?」然後實際上都是無聊來煩他,那種出現的高頻率他都不知道該說什麼好,就只有做錯事這人才會跑得不見蹤影。51Please respect copyright.PENANA7ITXiZUMus
51Please respect copyright.PENANAK1ne1peO3k
「真的有事啦!不要不相信我!不信你看──」51Please respect copyright.PENANAPwKNCFvFG5
51Please respect copyright.PENANA7fcw7WOW1a
被二度嫌棄的某上古神祇怒了,突然從身後就掏出「一團」東西往他臉上死命湊。51Please respect copyright.PENANAPtx7VSdaBC
51Please respect copyright.PENANAtjg2gjZveV
「喂!」51Please respect copyright.PENANAPk7DO2ilMi
51Please respect copyright.PENANASfEE9sph9n
莫名其妙的掙扎好一會才脫身,被硬塞的東西那麼近根本看不出是什麼,只聞到一股淡淡的某種味道,略顯狼狽的回頭看向兇手,接著,卻在下一瞬間睜大眼。51Please respect copyright.PENANAy9kctnExDZ
51Please respect copyright.PENANAqOCSXZj0E4
!51Please respect copyright.PENANAO9P4w1FY08
51Please respect copyright.PENANALXEKqBVsRG
──他看見了什麼!51Please respect copyright.PENANAFPare0LxqH
51Please respect copyright.PENANAgAYlNXHBPA
黎沚手上抱著的竟是一個孩子、活生生會動的那種。51Please respect copyright.PENANAO0VgTavBCS
51Please respect copyright.PENANAEKcDeWnslk
而且孩子就算了,還和那傢伙長得一模一樣,唯一差別只在被縮水成不足歲的大小,此時,兩雙同樣閃閃發亮的眼睛正「充滿期待」的看向他……51Please respect copyright.PENANAfqxC23jm1Q
51Please respect copyright.PENANA0DS5PoLMUn
所以說,「……那是什麼?」良久他才勉強問出這句話。51Please respect copyright.PENANABNWutuXGOV
51Please respect copyright.PENANA2vGgGC8QRz
「孩子啊!我的孩子耶!你看他長得跟我好像!」超歡樂的語氣。51Please respect copyright.PENANAeNyFYViRhb
51Please respect copyright.PENANAx1wmaKVr5w
……是很像。51Please respect copyright.PENANAApwvI9C3wQ
51Please respect copyright.PENANAmqaNod70LF
「等等所以你到底什麼時候有孩子了!?」為什麼為什麼!到底是跟誰的!總不會是他跟這傢伙做了什麼,然後其實羽族的體質……不!這不可能!那是什麼糟糕的畫面──51Please respect copyright.PENANAFxO6dqfgmJ
51Please respect copyright.PENANACvHpe4X3ig
睡一半被吵醒的腦袋不但失去平常的鎮定……51Please respect copyright.PENANA4cJwLBtEgU
51Please respect copyright.PENANA2mIHWfssVC
還完全容易往糟糕的地方想。51Please respect copyright.PENANAW4bxRDMzto
51Please respect copyright.PENANAYMFQjRmptU
仙人覺得有一瞬間他的顏面神經可能壞死了。51Please respect copyright.PENANAYUen6kY1Eq
51Please respect copyright.PENANAT75IOE6S2M
「欸?洛安,不要難過不用羨慕,你看!你也有喔!」51Please respect copyright.PENANALh17chFnrL
51Please respect copyright.PENANAeJ6fHARboX
一秒誤解他震驚原因的某人空出另一隻手,很歡樂的指指他身邊,而手上的小孩跟著開心的拍起手。51Please respect copyright.PENANA36EgdXGykG
51Please respect copyright.PENANAKVji2j0kND
他下意識低下頭,和一雙冷靜淡漠不過比例偏大點的嚴肅黑瞳對上。51Please respect copyright.PENANAmK44yz6SAf
51Please respect copyright.PENANAUO0qvTyE8V
「……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAnzant4kw55
51Please respect copyright.PENANAto2WR6gIzK
「……」51Please respect copyright.PENANAyH5bvZ711B
51Please respect copyright.PENANAMtLl7LuQU8
相顧無言。51Please respect copyright.PENANAFNpUqUmI0P
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51Please respect copyright.PENANAcxFlhk7eNt
「洛安洛安!高興吧~你的小孩也好可愛喔──」51Please respect copyright.PENANAgOVyGXiHuB
51Please respect copyright.PENANA765A5y6itq
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