這是再寫三十那邊,不小心腦殘了的產物,大家看看笑一笑就好XD
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「啪嘰!」撞擊在後方牆上的諾亞造成﹝奇異的﹞巨響,下一刻又是煙霧瀰漫,為驅魔師們爭取到寶貴的時間。35Please respect copyright.PENANAnoBmYFf75j
35Please respect copyright.PENANAORVRQlE8wz
不過……呃……啪嘰?35Please respect copyright.PENANAmayoQiVXOQ
35Please respect copyright.PENANANGcNLNmYiH
剛好醒過來的其他驅魔師和退回原處的亞連跟神田對望,神情滿是疑惑,為什麼是「啪嘰」?35Please respect copyright.PENANAYjACqNRdAo
35Please respect copyright.PENANAzsIG6YBTbE
緊接著又是一聲更大的……「啪嘰」!如果剛剛是貼牆,那現在應該是摔到地面和地板作親密接觸的聲音了是吧?35Please respect copyright.PENANAJcqBlZx8Dl
35Please respect copyright.PENANAeUDywWSlYK
下一瞬間,落到地面的某個巨大身影迅速縮小、跳起,用一種迅雷不及掩耳的速度衝向拍攝現場一旁的音控室,踹開門。35Please respect copyright.PENANA6wHpyQNbEw
35Please respect copyright.PENANAzmwXfZVkbi
又一瞬間,內部爆出大吼──「到底是哪個腦殘的音控師配的音效!?轟隆跟啪嘰差多了一整個氣勢都沒了你們知不知道啊混障!老娘戲分已經超少,我是出來殺驅魔師不是出來搞笑的────殺了你們啊啊啊啊啊啊啊────」35Please respect copyright.PENANAHVazVnrLe6
35Please respect copyright.PENANApGfwvZ8rhp
「不不不不不不、不干我們的事啊────是編劇要我們~~~呃啊!」隨之呼應的則是一聲聲撕心裂肺的慘叫……35Please respect copyright.PENANArFO2ftvgvW
35Please respect copyright.PENANA47fvmnGtH4
驅魔師們面面相覷,為突然急轉直下的劇情感到一頭霧水,然後偷笑聲開始傳出……35Please respect copyright.PENANAbaRw73d81q
35Please respect copyright.PENANAs0NR6rxEVL
「噗滋──」接著悲劇於是乎發生了,有人突然噴出大量鮮血……莫非是傷口笑裂?35Please respect copyright.PENANAjezzj8ocay
35Please respect copyright.PENANADcU8Vwb2rW
「哇啊!拉比,你把血袋捏破了,噴到我了啦!」亞連大叫。35Please respect copyright.PENANANNgrcxWjo0
35Please respect copyright.PENANAHhHwf6gWwh
「嘖!橘毛畜生,把你的髒血給我拿遠一點!」神田拖著正不停抹掉血跡卻越抹越糟糕的某人後退。35Please respect copyright.PENANATocQhpXyO7
35Please respect copyright.PENANAH5KpY55N5N
「欸……有什麼關係?反這現在大家都渾身是顏料了,有差嗎?」拎起被暴掉得血袋甩了甩,又拔出另外一個備用血袋拉比看似想要再來一次,其他人紛紛閃避……35Please respect copyright.PENANAZZpYJeX7WD
35Please respect copyright.PENANAAxLsudg9A3
「別、別亂噴的呀!」很愛惡魔血,但對人類血其實不是非常愛的「吸血鬼」慘叫。35Please respect copyright.PENANA32jG5XZENL
35Please respect copyright.PENANA2JiO3z6ISr
「臭小子,看我回去不好好整治你一下。」紅色熊貓慢一步怒吼。35Please respect copyright.PENANAOviaOd7WXM
35Please respect copyright.PENANARFAQiDMqKa
「啪嘰──」而這是下一個血袋砸過來的聲音,名為復仇者的血袋……35Please respect copyright.PENANA7CUJ9YlDu3
35Please respect copyright.PENANASeHwGlUL9J
「哇哈哈哈──拉比你的樣子好好笑喔,噗────」中臉、血花四濺。35Please respect copyright.PENANANc26bQ6Jt0
35Please respect copyright.PENANAJFx1ZimnO9
「殺了你啊!」跟著被波及的神田抽出六幻。35Please respect copyright.PENANAZtjQQHgYnP
35Please respect copyright.PENANAuNLLUI80kl
35Please respect copyright.PENANA0LywBIPQeE
35Please respect copyright.PENANAVknFiCfkoh
最角落納涼很久的兩位衛士和米蘭達跟灩色,被突然變調的聲響吵醒迷迷茫茫起身。35Please respect copyright.PENANAra7p7bdJgn
35Please respect copyright.PENANAfLF4Umzh19
「要吃便當了嗎?早上的戲拍完了?我還沒睡飽耶……」灩色起身,莫名的搔頭,一個血袋自她身上掉出來,在地上滾了滾。35Please respect copyright.PENANARIAJyCJNhx
35Please respect copyright.PENANAZA0dvIXG9Y
呼哈……昨晚麻將搓太晚,她還沒睡飽美容覺說。35Please respect copyright.PENANAq9h5JbjMie
35Please respect copyright.PENANAAhxbIHadol
「不知道欸,我才剛睡著就被吵醒了。」抬頭張望一會米蘭達伸了懶腰,這樣回答。35Please respect copyright.PENANAZ42o1HQGzn
35Please respect copyright.PENANAH3uHQiwlLF
「耶~走吧!去吃飯吧!」兩位衛士歡樂語。「啊咧?魯克斯咧?他還沒把聖女抓來嗎?」35Please respect copyright.PENANAzsZogAEBJV
35Please respect copyright.PENANAm8CUZEdldx
「不知道。」35Please respect copyright.PENANA29UEcQrhMu
35Please respect copyright.PENANAvX2iMiSVtr
「噯,管他的!鰻魚飯鰻魚飯,聽說今天吃高級鰻魚飯──」35Please respect copyright.PENANAzRICK5ZgTd
35Please respect copyright.PENANA5wu5NJobdJ
這邊吵著要吃便當,另一邊已經玩起了丟血袋大戰,音控室那頭則是持續進行追殺遊戲中,場面陷入失控狀態……35Please respect copyright.PENANAWg6eFHtJkz
35Please respect copyright.PENANALtE6Op5QZq
35Please respect copyright.PENANA2yCwPt5b9z
35Please respect copyright.PENANA2bKVUbwsVT
遠處有人青筋冒起。35Please respect copyright.PENANARLpGnXUDft
35Please respect copyright.PENANAwDfPQHPc6s
「夠了!卡卡卡卡卡────你們搞屁呀!」站在一邊得導演終於抓狂轉頭尋找寫劇本的忘姓編劇,發現那傢伙已經逃之夭夭……35Please respect copyright.PENANASqhzsfmPfZ
35Please respect copyright.PENANAr7tsCcbDU5
「可惡!混障,通通給我滾回原位,你你你──那著橘毛的,血袋很貴不要亂弄爆它……喔啊!」因為被拉比噴得滿身是血所以回丟的神田,一不小心砸在了衝進來的導演。35Please respect copyright.PENANAU9kWzDNQ5v
35Please respect copyright.PENANAlVU7uBsC9r
「啊……真是抱歉。」非常沒有誠意的說。35Please respect copyright.PENANAktterzJpCw
35Please respect copyright.PENANARBMsZ5h7uq
「你、你────」瞬間也變成血人的某人火大到說不出話來,一會瞧清楚前方的情景家暴怒:「我說站回去預定的位置,你們這兩個再幹嘛!?下個動作是分來戰鬥你們還要抱在一起抱多久──」35Please respect copyright.PENANAmjbE9DRfOj
35Please respect copyright.PENANA29MPGkr0Gr
聞言亞連臉一紅,要站開時又被神田拖了回去、抱緊,順被丟給了導演一個充滿殺氣的眼神──大有你敢再繼續叫囂就殺了你的意味在。35Please respect copyright.PENANAPVVbyLheH1
35Please respect copyright.PENANAjh8MHijUOr
其他人見狀曖昧的笑聲窸窸窣窣響起。35Please respect copyright.PENANAHi8vlVsQrP
35Please respect copyright.PENANAFZhVq1njz0
「吼──」暴怒,偏偏不敢惹毛神田得導演跺跺腳,轉戰音控室,比較有良心的利娜莉本想阻止,嘴巴張了張卻還是沒說話,眼睜睜的看著某人衝向地獄入口。35Please respect copyright.PENANA8fMttLRV4y
35Please respect copyright.PENANAZl0rHljrLU
﹝本來還想伸腳絆倒導演的拉比看了眼他前進的方向,聳聳肩,「很有良心」的縮回腳。﹞35Please respect copyright.PENANAWBbUQ2EQ43
35Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZndYnR6XW
「碰!啪!啪嘰!」噪音在導演闖入的一瞬間變調。35Please respect copyright.PENANARrKl66pj3M
35Please respect copyright.PENANAdsO1H4NHOF
「是你──是你叫他們配那種奇怪配音的是不是────」一個染滿鮮血的狂暴女人一手掐著導演的脖子把他高高舉起跳出音控室直撞向牆壁。35Please respect copyright.PENANAnSZGvgusSu
35Please respect copyright.PENANAH139nesVf9
「不────不~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~是~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~我~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~」衝太遠了不小心撞破牆壁,慘叫聲隨風而去……35Please respect copyright.PENANAOiHCqdbJh6
35Please respect copyright.PENANAM3RYi1BfpP
「……」眾默,有人低頭默默幫導演禱告。35Please respect copyright.PENANAudIwzSQuGR
35Please respect copyright.PENANARXg63mALjX
良久之後,「現在,導演走了?那我們怎麼辦?」35Please respect copyright.PENANAKpAcCwXoQV
35Please respect copyright.PENANAad3jUAElTs
「吃便當吧?」35Please respect copyright.PENANAHn8GgBMCiF
35Please respect copyright.PENANAnbHckdTD4a
「耶~好主意欸ˇ」35Please respect copyright.PENANAe6JTqIV7LM
35Please respect copyright.PENANAR3W7Bba8e2
接著上演的就是眾人開心吃著便當的樣子,氣氛和樂融融,如果去掉通通滿身是﹝假﹞血的情況的話……35Please respect copyright.PENANAbJMIFmNakN
35Please respect copyright.PENANAzlsISEi6uo
35Please respect copyright.PENANAN9nIjmL3g0
ns216.73.216.89da2 35Please respect copyright.PENANAORVRQlE8wz
不過……呃……啪嘰?35Please respect copyright.PENANAmayoQiVXOQ
35Please respect copyright.PENANANGcNLNmYiH
剛好醒過來的其他驅魔師和退回原處的亞連跟神田對望,神情滿是疑惑,為什麼是「啪嘰」?35Please respect copyright.PENANAYjACqNRdAo
35Please respect copyright.PENANAzsIG6YBTbE
緊接著又是一聲更大的……「啪嘰」!如果剛剛是貼牆,那現在應該是摔到地面和地板作親密接觸的聲音了是吧?35Please respect copyright.PENANAJcqBlZx8Dl
35Please respect copyright.PENANAeUDywWSlYK
下一瞬間,落到地面的某個巨大身影迅速縮小、跳起,用一種迅雷不及掩耳的速度衝向拍攝現場一旁的音控室,踹開門。35Please respect copyright.PENANA6wHpyQNbEw
35Please respect copyright.PENANAzmwXfZVkbi
又一瞬間,內部爆出大吼──「到底是哪個腦殘的音控師配的音效!?轟隆跟啪嘰差多了一整個氣勢都沒了你們知不知道啊混障!老娘戲分已經超少,我是出來殺驅魔師不是出來搞笑的────殺了你們啊啊啊啊啊啊啊────」35Please respect copyright.PENANAHVazVnrLe6
35Please respect copyright.PENANApGfwvZ8rhp
「不不不不不不、不干我們的事啊────是編劇要我們~~~呃啊!」隨之呼應的則是一聲聲撕心裂肺的慘叫……35Please respect copyright.PENANArFO2ftvgvW
35Please respect copyright.PENANA47fvmnGtH4
驅魔師們面面相覷,為突然急轉直下的劇情感到一頭霧水,然後偷笑聲開始傳出……35Please respect copyright.PENANAbaRw73d81q
35Please respect copyright.PENANAs0NR6rxEVL
「噗滋──」接著悲劇於是乎發生了,有人突然噴出大量鮮血……莫非是傷口笑裂?35Please respect copyright.PENANAjezzj8ocay
35Please respect copyright.PENANADcU8Vwb2rW
「哇啊!拉比,你把血袋捏破了,噴到我了啦!」亞連大叫。35Please respect copyright.PENANANNgrcxWjo0
35Please respect copyright.PENANAHhHwf6gWwh
「嘖!橘毛畜生,把你的髒血給我拿遠一點!」神田拖著正不停抹掉血跡卻越抹越糟糕的某人後退。35Please respect copyright.PENANATocQhpXyO7
35Please respect copyright.PENANAH5KpY55N5N
「欸……有什麼關係?反這現在大家都渾身是顏料了,有差嗎?」拎起被暴掉得血袋甩了甩,又拔出另外一個備用血袋拉比看似想要再來一次,其他人紛紛閃避……35Please respect copyright.PENANAZZpYJeX7WD
35Please respect copyright.PENANAAxLsudg9A3
「別、別亂噴的呀!」很愛惡魔血,但對人類血其實不是非常愛的「吸血鬼」慘叫。35Please respect copyright.PENANA32jG5XZENL
35Please respect copyright.PENANA2JiO3z6ISr
「臭小子,看我回去不好好整治你一下。」紅色熊貓慢一步怒吼。35Please respect copyright.PENANAOviaOd7WXM
35Please respect copyright.PENANARFAQiDMqKa
「啪嘰──」而這是下一個血袋砸過來的聲音,名為復仇者的血袋……35Please respect copyright.PENANA7CUJ9YlDu3
35Please respect copyright.PENANASeHwGlUL9J
「哇哈哈哈──拉比你的樣子好好笑喔,噗────」中臉、血花四濺。35Please respect copyright.PENANANc26bQ6Jt0
35Please respect copyright.PENANAJFx1ZimnO9
「殺了你啊!」跟著被波及的神田抽出六幻。35Please respect copyright.PENANAZtjQQHgYnP
35Please respect copyright.PENANAuNLLUI80kl
35Please respect copyright.PENANA0LywBIPQeE
35Please respect copyright.PENANAVknFiCfkoh
最角落納涼很久的兩位衛士和米蘭達跟灩色,被突然變調的聲響吵醒迷迷茫茫起身。35Please respect copyright.PENANAra7p7bdJgn
35Please respect copyright.PENANAfLF4Umzh19
「要吃便當了嗎?早上的戲拍完了?我還沒睡飽耶……」灩色起身,莫名的搔頭,一個血袋自她身上掉出來,在地上滾了滾。35Please respect copyright.PENANARIAJyCJNhx
35Please respect copyright.PENANAZA0dvIXG9Y
呼哈……昨晚麻將搓太晚,她還沒睡飽美容覺說。35Please respect copyright.PENANAq9h5JbjMie
35Please respect copyright.PENANAAhxbIHadol
「不知道欸,我才剛睡著就被吵醒了。」抬頭張望一會米蘭達伸了懶腰,這樣回答。35Please respect copyright.PENANAZ42o1HQGzn
35Please respect copyright.PENANAH3uHQiwlLF
「耶~走吧!去吃飯吧!」兩位衛士歡樂語。「啊咧?魯克斯咧?他還沒把聖女抓來嗎?」35Please respect copyright.PENANAzsZogAEBJV
35Please respect copyright.PENANAm8CUZEdldx
「不知道。」35Please respect copyright.PENANA29UEcQrhMu
35Please respect copyright.PENANAvX2iMiSVtr
「噯,管他的!鰻魚飯鰻魚飯,聽說今天吃高級鰻魚飯──」35Please respect copyright.PENANAzRICK5ZgTd
35Please respect copyright.PENANA5wu5NJobdJ
這邊吵著要吃便當,另一邊已經玩起了丟血袋大戰,音控室那頭則是持續進行追殺遊戲中,場面陷入失控狀態……35Please respect copyright.PENANAWg6eFHtJkz
35Please respect copyright.PENANALtE6Op5QZq
35Please respect copyright.PENANA2yCwPt5b9z
35Please respect copyright.PENANA2bKVUbwsVT
遠處有人青筋冒起。35Please respect copyright.PENANARLpGnXUDft
35Please respect copyright.PENANAwDfPQHPc6s
「夠了!卡卡卡卡卡────你們搞屁呀!」站在一邊得導演終於抓狂轉頭尋找寫劇本的忘姓編劇,發現那傢伙已經逃之夭夭……35Please respect copyright.PENANASqhzsfmPfZ
35Please respect copyright.PENANAr7tsCcbDU5
「可惡!混障,通通給我滾回原位,你你你──那著橘毛的,血袋很貴不要亂弄爆它……喔啊!」因為被拉比噴得滿身是血所以回丟的神田,一不小心砸在了衝進來的導演。35Please respect copyright.PENANAU9kWzDNQ5v
35Please respect copyright.PENANAlVU7uBsC9r
「啊……真是抱歉。」非常沒有誠意的說。35Please respect copyright.PENANAktterzJpCw
35Please respect copyright.PENANARBMsZ5h7uq
「你、你────」瞬間也變成血人的某人火大到說不出話來,一會瞧清楚前方的情景家暴怒:「我說站回去預定的位置,你們這兩個再幹嘛!?下個動作是分來戰鬥你們還要抱在一起抱多久──」35Please respect copyright.PENANAmjbE9DRfOj
35Please respect copyright.PENANA29MPGkr0Gr
聞言亞連臉一紅,要站開時又被神田拖了回去、抱緊,順被丟給了導演一個充滿殺氣的眼神──大有你敢再繼續叫囂就殺了你的意味在。35Please respect copyright.PENANAPVVbyLheH1
35Please respect copyright.PENANAjh8MHijUOr
其他人見狀曖昧的笑聲窸窸窣窣響起。35Please respect copyright.PENANAHi8vlVsQrP
35Please respect copyright.PENANAFZhVq1njz0
「吼──」暴怒,偏偏不敢惹毛神田得導演跺跺腳,轉戰音控室,比較有良心的利娜莉本想阻止,嘴巴張了張卻還是沒說話,眼睜睜的看著某人衝向地獄入口。35Please respect copyright.PENANA8fMttLRV4y
35Please respect copyright.PENANAZl0rHljrLU
﹝本來還想伸腳絆倒導演的拉比看了眼他前進的方向,聳聳肩,「很有良心」的縮回腳。﹞35Please respect copyright.PENANAWBbUQ2EQ43
35Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZndYnR6XW
「碰!啪!啪嘰!」噪音在導演闖入的一瞬間變調。35Please respect copyright.PENANARrKl66pj3M
35Please respect copyright.PENANAdsO1H4NHOF
「是你──是你叫他們配那種奇怪配音的是不是────」一個染滿鮮血的狂暴女人一手掐著導演的脖子把他高高舉起跳出音控室直撞向牆壁。35Please respect copyright.PENANAnSZGvgusSu
35Please respect copyright.PENANAH139nesVf9
「不────不~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~是~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~我~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~」衝太遠了不小心撞破牆壁,慘叫聲隨風而去……35Please respect copyright.PENANAOiHCqdbJh6
35Please respect copyright.PENANAM3RYi1BfpP
「……」眾默,有人低頭默默幫導演禱告。35Please respect copyright.PENANAudIwzSQuGR
35Please respect copyright.PENANARXg63mALjX
良久之後,「現在,導演走了?那我們怎麼辦?」35Please respect copyright.PENANAKpAcCwXoQV
35Please respect copyright.PENANAad3jUAElTs
「吃便當吧?」35Please respect copyright.PENANAHn8GgBMCiF
35Please respect copyright.PENANAnbHckdTD4a
「耶~好主意欸ˇ」35Please respect copyright.PENANAe6JTqIV7LM
35Please respect copyright.PENANAR3W7Bba8e2
接著上演的就是眾人開心吃著便當的樣子,氣氛和樂融融,如果去掉通通滿身是﹝假﹞血的情況的話……35Please respect copyright.PENANAbJMIFmNakN
35Please respect copyright.PENANAzlsISEi6uo
35Please respect copyright.PENANAN9nIjmL3g0