敬告:
本文內容有些許不妥思想、時事梗、髒梗,好孩子不要模仿;如果認出是哪位大人請當作是巧合,此不代表任何政治立場,純笑笑就好,或若是真的不喜歡請馬上關掉;看不懂的東西一直不明白也是一件好事喔!
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~正直,友善,和平~
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謝師宴後,台北車站往地下街的路上——
梓晴:「欸你看是OO!」對那人揮揮手。140Please respect copyright.PENANA3CzwHjIXhG
狐狸:「怎樣?」140Please respect copyright.PENANAy55V8PpUsk
梓晴:「他也來這裡了啊!」140Please respect copyright.PENANAvXru6GbIpK
狐狸:「重要嗎?」140Please respect copyright.PENANAvqwNGv6gVy
梓晴:「他是班上的同學耶!」140Please respect copyright.PENANAp9V7byhUdn
狐狸:「就算這個時候周O倫出現,我大概也只會默默走過去吧?」140Please respect copyright.PENANAgthPMWAH80
小主:「我也是。」140Please respect copyright.PENANAPo7qIegasT
沂蓁:「可能會稍微看一下那邊在幹嘛吧?」140Please respect copyright.PENANAa46BhbDlFf
狐狸:「人一定很多,還是趕快走比較好。」140Please respect copyright.PENANA5f70nLOFfx
梓晴:「那不然要怎麼樣才算重要?」140Please respect copyright.PENANAJO6PxTxWCN
狐狸:「嗯……好像就沒什麼吧?就算是韓O瑜出現……」140Please respect copyright.PENANAU7ZWcyiE38
「等等不對,我恐怕會有點反應,可是我沒帶雞蛋很可惜。」140Please respect copyright.PENANAlSqaVKmLKX
沂蓁&白樺:「www」140Please respect copyright.PENANAPn31awduKg
梓晴:「為什麼要帶雞蛋?」140Please respect copyright.PENANAohB41594lx
沂蓁:「要砸他啊。」140Please respect copyright.PENANAqiJbVg9m6g
狐狸:「啊可是這樣好像有點浪費雞蛋……還是番茄?不對番茄更貴。」140Please respect copyright.PENANAcedpzLaNby
梓晴:「這樣還是浪費食物不是嗎?!」140Please respect copyright.PENANA7hfIQ7jonz
狐狸:「那不然難道只能投蛋殼了……?」(支離破碎思考發言x)(蛋殼根本投不遠,不要攻擊人大家不要學x)140Please respect copyright.PENANAEoy3d38njQ
小主:「有個好辦法,可以撒金紙啊!」140Please respect copyright.PENANAQSwFZDF9Wi
大家:(陷入短暫連接不上疑惑的沉默。)140Please respect copyright.PENANACB694NuuLC
狐狸:「金紙(子)……?等等你是說金紙,你也太狠毒了吧!www」140Please respect copyright.PENANA3if16yuSsT
(金紙:給死人的鈔票→發大財)140Please respect copyright.PENANA4krnyy42qN
「沒想到小主居然想得到這種主意,我都不敢想果然還是太善良了……」140Please respect copyright.PENANAAuwaxabwx7
就在大家沉浸在給某2019名人物撒金紙發大財的歡樂幻想中時,其實有個人有不同的看法……140Please respect copyright.PENANAsJx0ia2uUT
(我們中出了個叛徒ovo!(不要玩髒梗x)
白樺偷偷走近狐狸,一邊偷笑著小聲的說:「其實我剛剛想到的是另一個欸。」140Please respect copyright.PENANAeoNDFfdgCY
狐狸:「嗯?什麼另一個?」140Please respect copyright.PENANAkVYFl2ArJY
白樺:「撒金紙啊。」140Please respect copyright.PENANA6GHwOFI4nu
狐狸:「金紙……?」140Please respect copyright.PENANAKY3Cy8lwYD
白樺:「ㄐㄧㄣ/(ㄥ)子w」140Please respect copyright.PENANA0wmO1TWxBW
狐狸:「等,等等等……妳說的該不會是www 」140Please respect copyright.PENANAzJroRCHcwl
「x真的超髒wwwww花生你突破盲腸了啦!」(精子)140Please respect copyright.PENANAflHkkhbgSr
白樺笑得非常歡快←_←140Please respect copyright.PENANAzyNR5uEG3D
狐狸假裝悲鳴逃走:「沒想到妳是這樣的白樺~這是畢業就露出本性了是不是w」140Please respect copyright.PENANABvG7m8yWbK
其他三個仍不知世間險惡群眾:「什麼什麼?!」140Please respect copyright.PENANAmDtiDrBSAH
狐狸僞哽咽:「我不能傷害你們純潔的小心靈,這太糟糕了——」140Please respect copyright.PENANA9Tled78Q6o
(願意被污染的,諸君想像一下那畫面就知道有多糟糕了。)
所以世間的純潔仍被狐狸堅忍的守護著,直到這篇文發出。(ㄍ
原本打算帶著這份罪惡直到被人淡忘,但是主編(小主)他……他……140Please respect copyright.PENANA9IyEF9bcka
他催我稿!((140Please respect copyright.PENANAbFTq4FowS0
所以如果讀者的小心靈受到任何損傷務必算在他頭上謝謝大家配合,告辭~♪
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其實金紙那段我一度想說抬棺材……但是太惡毒了所以我沒說(本妖還是很善良的X140Please respect copyright.PENANAqM0ZNKu61Z
然後心靈被傷害這責任我不背,上面有警告了……140Please respect copyright.PENANAh0S4dDk8U6