【情話綿綿小劇場】永不變的位置
By 喵芭渴死姬
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黑晊世溫柔親吻他的額頭，滿足地輕嘆：「於我而言，你的位置永遠不變。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9gUk1btvf
尤爾靜靜凝視黑晊世映著自己臉龐的眼瞳，揚起豁然開朗的微笑。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6pf5pHPwa
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★試問：同一句情話，用在不同人身上，會有什麼樣的反應呢？★691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxztP603KN
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某日，傳泰伊忽有所感，深情道：「貝兒，於我而言，你的位置永遠不變。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYofuiDbESA
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「嗄？」苗貝兒愣了愣後，一臉遺憾委屈地嘟嘴說：「可是，為師想換個位子坐耶，那邊離烤山豬比較近說。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilwrJqp9yw
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小混蛋就是小混蛋！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfrLc0thXs
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艾登忽然宇宙大爆發地仰天宣示：「喔！上帝啊！對哥而言，小倫的位置永遠不變！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXs3lK31aiV
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聞言，席倫嫣然一笑，默默拿出手機開始滑了起來。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60dP783Jqv
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果不其然，豬頭登越說越嗨：「因為哥對小倫的愛就像那天際銀河延綿不絕，又像那浩瀚宇宙的無窮無盡，就算是……（以下數千字）」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwo4m8gRJH
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於是，席倫回覆完粉絲的留言後，再確認了下通告行程，又與貝兒連線打了幾場遊戲，見艾登似乎抒發得不夠還再滔滔不絕，便乾脆一把才拉下他的領子，送上極銷魂的一吻後，笑罵道：「豬，知道了，我也是。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS87mE1xRyV
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艾登立馬陷入癡癡的幸福傻笑中，感動含淚得再無法言語。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVJx0Tps6m
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世界終於安靜了，美人女王果真御夫有術！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9vSdgupjm
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「靠杯，愛就愛，拐那麼多彎衝瞎（幹嘛）？」克里斯二話不再說，直接撲倒董事長，將愛的真理實踐得淋漓盡致。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxm1PnmhfhZ
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果然，肌肉大叔辦事就是快狠準啊！（董事長表示台詞呢？）691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyA19f2myp
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「對我而言，你的位置永遠不變。」付墨將臉擺在最帥的角度，以最性感的嗓音柔情道。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCsAUPWeWB
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「學長。」凌小兔含淚凝視。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVijhRg18XT
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「小兔子。」付墨亦深情回望。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JKlxrgSoa
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「真的都不變嗎？」見付墨依然堅定地點頭，凌小兔便淡淡地撇過頭，開始算起舊帳兼打臉，「可是，你明明甩過我，還說只是玩玩的而已，又跟好多人交往找什麼替代品，後來還跟別人聯手騙我……」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMMS7DdGyr
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囧喔！於是，付墨手忙腳亂地慌張解釋：「那、那不都過去了嗎？我改過自新了，別生氣啊！小兔你聽我解釋……」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYPg7BxIZ7
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其實，真正腹黑的是小兔子吧？付雞泥，你保重！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXl2HoAYWQ7
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汪一全溫柔凝視美麗的愛妻，打算讓夫妻倆也來浪漫一回，「老婆，對我來說，你的位置是永遠不變的。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdHtyxqEJd
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豈知，凌小琥突然沈默地盯著他，半晌後，發出一陣以令人毛骨悚然的怪笑聲，「咯咯咯，老娘有靈感了，雙叔組的黃昏之戀，呼呼呼！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0RpW3KarQ
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汪大叔默然流下兩行清淚，跟女漢子求浪漫什麼的，真是玻璃心碎滿地喔！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfupwgDnGH
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腦攻NPC一臉裝逼的帥氣側露，柔聲道：「神小受，對我而言，你的位置永遠不變。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjKeuEweIq
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你才神受立刻就炸毛怒了，「靠！那我不是沒有反攻的機會了？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBLXrzhKcU
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腦攻NPC抽了抽嘴角，滿腔柔水頓轉黑笑說：「呵，那個位置也的確不會變！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdi0V9VPLFE
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這就是不想反攻的小受不是好小受的真理啊！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ295ytTPn9n
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為免再次被誤會，泰特斯記取了前世的教訓，決定不拐彎抹角並強調重點地直接說：「寶貝兒，你『在我心中』的位置永遠不變。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimQszK6w1G
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「唔……我、我、我……」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1e2OcGnAxA
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見寶貝兒立馬羞紅的小臉，泰特斯滿意地回以寵溺一笑，看來這回的深情剖白總算被清楚接收了。不過，貌似是講得太清楚了，貝兒羞到最後，竟炸毛地跳起來大叫奔逃。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiVRnpmjHD
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「吐厭！膩在那麼多人面前講辣麼大聲槓麻啦？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2vJ55o1hL
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好吧，至少小傲嬌終於正常發揮了。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsZsOpzuJQ
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【幕後】691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRwlVGS8ct
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智慧型罪犯的殺人魔約翰Ｊ先生，揚著溫柔的優雅淡笑，輕聲說：「親愛的母親，對我而言，您的位置永遠不變。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJIPKmek3t
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喵芭立馬跪地噴淚抖，「別啊，娘給你加戲就是了，拜託別記著我啊！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK72qwdrp3U
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結論：最大贏家Ｊ先生ＱＷＱ691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWVaz7kA9T
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p.s. 遊戲真的要戒一戒，挪點時間來運動養生了（遠目691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADAKzKmX3b
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by 喵芭渴死姬 / 12.10.2016
