【論：當角色互換配對時，會發生什麼事呢？】578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqjzSqvF4c
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新的一年要到了，想不到什麼梗，只好來玩玩配對大風吹（＃578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHedJxqtusP
P.S. 以下會有拆CP狀況，反正孩紙們就是要拿來玩Der～（＃
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【泰特斯x席倫】
席倫自從決定復出後，就成了東南西北跑通告的大忙人，而泰特斯身為跨國企業大總裁，同樣也忙得要命，於是，他們該如何橋時間約會呢？578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98dEqR8xvo
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席倫翻通告行程，「明天下午四點，正好有一小時空檔。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZY5Lx1G7FB
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泰特斯看手機，「要接貝兒下課。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1je6MIk4ts
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席倫繼續翻，「後天早上九點的通告臨時取消了。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZX7yUzNvr
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泰特斯想也不想，「要幫貝兒弄早餐。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUETjExYA6
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席倫直接將行程翻過一頁，「週五晚上的戲也許能十點半收工。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUxufa2ZzZ
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泰特斯皺了下眉，「貝兒要睡覺。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMCC9GEX72
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席倫納悶，「他不能自己睡？」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0SDU9Q6ip
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泰特斯嚴肅道：「他還小，一個人睡危險。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8QZUStdGE
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都快大學畢業了還小？578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMjqhwAr0W
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席倫無語，再翻，「星期天……」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JtLW58Vcw
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泰特斯黑臉，咬牙，「貝兒要帶追他的混蛋回家。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNrFiUtNzo
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席倫怒，「你還是回去娶你弟吧！」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzYTDWJ1lt
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——分手收場！湊CP失敗！578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAVswfWi8Y
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFA0AJtA5xi
結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（基本上，泰哥跟別人湊ＣＰ的成功機率根本是零吧？（汗578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcr604wxrXG
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【艾登x凌小兔】578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0PvMqXIAA
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「喔天啊！今天公司來了個大美人啊！哥好高興啊！」艾登花了數百字發洩完，發現小兔子一臉大受打擊，才意識過來地連忙澄清，「啊啊，小白兔，我剛只是太興奮而已，才不小心爆走，我的心裡一直都只有你啊，絕不會做出對不起你的事！」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcFtYJ6eO7
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「真的嗎？」小兔含淚。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0veTnECe28
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「當然是真的！哥發誓……」以下又花數百字指天地為證，終於哄得小兔破涕為笑。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtYQHMpOIc
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一小時後，電視播放Seron的主打歌MV，某豬又嗨了。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLIgJP0mgK
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「Oh My God！這個大美人是誰？天啊天啊天啊天啊！他真美！」以下數千字讚揚。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJMbVknFAK
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小兔QAQ578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoF9mHtp7SE
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「反、反正我就是不漂亮，你還是去找別人吧，嗚啊——」小兔子淚奔了。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkz5Rft7qon
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「欸？」某豬一頭霧水中。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2b0hKrHRH
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——艾登再次因「不明原因」被甩！578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkG7XsiRPIp
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWua2BYmR8n
結論：果然只有心臟承受力超強的倫美人才受得了這頭豬，艾倫配正解！578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRPoBahd4g
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7UQ1O7b9g
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【艾登x泰特斯】578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkVkxlExEl
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泰特斯：「該接貝兒了。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHBme0nKD6
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0bTfNm0FY
艾登樂顛舉手，「我去！」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtXiX4DcDY
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprVqjXL8KF
泰特斯：「貝兒該吃飯了。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9DOHBxPdo
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJjhQWvHBC
艾登歡樂上桌，「一起餵！」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpq8YHI5U1c
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60oiLako9c
泰特斯抱起吃飽昏昏欲睡的弟弟，「貝兒該睡覺了。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAb2Qr8AmSA
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeyuv1QKgV
艾登往房間衝，「我來幫小貝兒鋪床！」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQs8djjZDsu
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45FxfLBror
泰特斯黑臉，「有個混蛋在追貝兒。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzXirno7TD
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqccDyP6jXk
艾登眉頭一皺，「待哥來查查那傢伙的底細！」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSA36Cyaymj
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5Tdrgb9o4
兩人都是愛護弟弟的好哥哥啊，艾登似乎也被操勞得沒心力欣賞其他美人，看來這對CP真的有機會囉？578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlDjknBDXv
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UJBWrdbqq
「泰——我愛你！」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQok15cxjtL
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInedYxjLMg
艾登嘟起嘴往泰特斯衝去，結果還沒碰到就被一拳打飛。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8prNyZpdhq
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5tnNRxRg4
「為什麼要打我？」被揍成豬頭的艾登QAQ578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreoR7qmVDe
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泰哥收回拳頭，面癱淡定道：「反射動作。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkchoIx1QrE
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「……」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHU0jLed11W
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——這疑似會發展成SM的狀況是腫麼回事？（抹臉578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsk7C2LYuNI
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結論：太重口作者不行（＃578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAWBJ0aNom
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【付墨x貝兒】578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMkXlN9MG5
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「我可愛的小貝貝，今晚想吃什麼？儘管點。」付墨深情款款，十五度的側臉特別帥。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WfKKjZD1O
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6zjyPVZlA
貝兒口水滴滴，視線卻不在約會對象上，「好耶！我要疵雪花鹽碳烤肋眼牛排、虎斑蝦檸檬奶油沙司、焗烤法國生蠔、羅馬風味茄燉牛肚……」以下有完沒完。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkY4Xdsrkr
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「……」付墨收到鉅額帳單，心在淌血。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTG1bBikTr
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吃完飯後，付墨望著這美麗的月色，正想牽起貝兒的小手，說幾句浪漫的話，就被一通手機鈴聲打斷。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS903RYiES0
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxgyXAibex
「咦？等等喔。」貝兒立刻跑開，接起手機，甜甜地說：「哥～我在外面啊……跟朋友……對啊，剛吃了好多東西喔，有……」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVjlkVV4q2
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直到送貝兒回家了，這電話粥都還沒煲結束，付墨黯然離去。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsvWQX5SPW
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpMLr6MF9o
隔天，付墨鄭重地說：「小貝貝，我覺得我們應該做些特殊的事。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODVv2qLb9X
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqIW22xlmQ
貝兒興奮了，「一起拆電視造次元穿梭機嗎？」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTdHZjlPQ8
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNufDDeswz7
付墨汗，「呃，不是，那、那個我不會。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0b386RaCNE
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「嗄？你不會啊？可是我哥都會陪我玩的說。」貝兒失望。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jKmjiAndW
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQkJmnSSWj
囧，你們到底有買多少台電視拆啊？578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaxsWkh6WQ
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBeBoIoMny
付墨急中生智，「我是說連你哥都不會陪你做的特殊活動。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9d5N0NjH5
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTOOC30FyC
貝兒又興奮了，「一起演一場歌舞劇嗎？好耶好耶！這個我哥想陪我玩都不行說。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC0E4IX8PV
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQCbxOMrYK
付墨又汗，「不，我是說只有我們兩人能做的。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGsBxo821v
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbY1XzCB5Xp
貝兒納悶了，「到底是什麼啊？」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53006K3zb3
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「當然是親密的肢體接觸。」付墨貼近一步，摸一把貝兒的小細腰，誰知貝兒突然扭開身子笑得亂七八糟。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMRd84XtR5
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「噗哈哈哈！不可以啦！我哥說撓癢癢只能跟他一起玩啦！」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhM5ALKVGhI
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dhbtItYkf
「……」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOHMCWaRtl
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怎麼又你哥啊？不對，這不是重點！578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8O4uLe026N
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付墨進一步明示，帶著曖昧的氣息，「我是指更親熱的事情。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjt4o9ifQu
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貝兒呆了呆，總算意會過來，臉爆紅地說：「可、可、可是我哥說沒他親自同意，不可以那、那、那、個……」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4Ek2r3Ed5
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJqpvxAQ57
付墨噎了下，心想在還沒過泰魔神那關前，這事的確還是緩一緩的好，於是又說：「那親個小嘴總行吧？」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4KVJmbq0p
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQpBgAzFBO
貝兒急忙搖頭，「不可以！我哥說那不衛生，會傳染疾病，很嚴重的！」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4pfA7Hu6T
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傳染你媽！這什麼哥哥教導錯誤觀念？578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8gULAgM5F
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqDlWGqbDH
付墨扭了扭臉，立刻調回帥氣角度，「那算了，牽牽小手抱一抱我也滿足了。」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRZ2QTglFp
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpZL3aMfBB
「我哥說……」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7GAPxnwW0
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡql0kSTXAfS
付墨受不了了，忍不住抱怨：「怎麼又你哥？什麼都要管，你哥也太病態了吧？」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeRGyrtn9b
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK88zWT8B9d
於是，被戳兄控逆麟的人炸毛了，「要你管？誰准你罵我哥的？我哥是世上最好最好的人，才不准你罵他，只有我才可以罵他！膩這個臭雞泥！爛雞泥！我再也不要理你，膩走開！我要詛咒你被我哥打扁扁！」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoIDahx1Rz
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTx3LiQA6w
「……」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx14Jnr5VTK
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Hwwfrv0jz
——結局同一（抹臉578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHC7paaGhfN
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結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（其實只有泰哥才受得了貝貝這個小混蛋吧？（汗578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTHFJC9xFw
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【艾登x貝兒】578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYP2P6dpCPo
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「小貝兒——」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiRi4o4CuV
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywjvUFzTAR
某豬蹶起嘴正欲飛撲，就被泰哥一拳打飛。於是，他腫著半邊臉爬回來，下跪謝罪。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJ7afPQrzf
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuicnEDce2u
「保持一尺距離。」哥哥大人對弟弟約會對象的鐵血教育。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCoinmtFnF
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「是！」從小被泰哥訓練（毆打）有素的豬頭道。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBA4uNlkWT
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEdzb5TwYF
於是，艾登與貝兒的約會總算能開始了——在哥哥＝惡岳父／母的全場監督下。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnge9ObQlqP
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8tCQm5dyu
「啊！那邊有賣巧克力蛋糕耶！」貝兒口水滴滴。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuxcfkZRZX
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxFY2MiT7t
「我去買！」艾登立刻掏錢衝過去，買了一整盒回來後，被泰哥搶走。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAfZaJpZSh
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「乖貝兒，來吃。」泰哥溫柔餵弟弟。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjDD5tEJ6G
578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11WuoZPGNH
「唔，才迷有要你餵啦～」貝兒邊傲嬌邊張口。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIh9aiZLRz
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艾登：「……」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfWDhdMIh5
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算了，兄弟親密的畫面好可愛，某豬花痴笑。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnt9symroP
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「哇！好大的喵喵布偶喔！」貝兒才不說他好想要。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWTTkYwpwb
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「我馬上買來！」艾登再次衝，排了老半天的隊，終於抱著布偶回來，又被泰哥搶走。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOR60hKSg1
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「貝兒，來，送你。」泰哥溫柔笑。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsD3Zew8RB
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「哼哼哼，是你自己要送的喔，我才沒有要～」貝兒傲嬌地撇過臉，抱著布偶蹭哥哥。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgMrth2CPz
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艾登：「……」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIBjtFlVhv
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可是小貝兒跟泰撒嬌的樣子好可愛啊，某豬又花痴了。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDe6YlJJne
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「糟糕，我的手機不見了，不會是掉在剛才的餐廳吧？」貝兒驚慌了。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUrC3nmA4O
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於是，艾登立馬往回頭奔，「我去找！」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHk6wQ5fMjb
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過了一小時，艾登氣喘噓噓地拿著手機回來，再次被泰哥搶走。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yhZ7JWGkm
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「傻貝兒，哥幫你找回來了，下次別再這麼不小心了。」泰哥寵溺笑。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kNqm1VRrR
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艾登：「……」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzK2mcseSkF
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「才沒叫你幫我呢，哼哼哼。」貝兒嘟嘴接過手機，繼續傲嬌蹭哥哥。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbJE8z2e4y
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啊，小貝兒耍性子的樣子真可愛。某豬再花痴。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0DBh1sy3f
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終於到看恐怖片自虐的時間了，螢幕中的女鬼兇殘地飄出來。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6ffR1Z2PC
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「呀啊——咿嗚咕嚕咪——」膽小又愛看的貝兒被嚇得跳起來，極需抱枕壯膽。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRbu37z9PD
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艾登立刻展開雙臂，借出他寬闊厚實的胸膛，隨即被泰哥一腳踹飛。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHhnMp0Kuy
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「貝兒不怕，有哥在。」泰哥摟住哭哭的貝兒抱緊處理。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58mmKx1mY7
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於是，一場電影看完後，貝兒往艾登一看，頓時大驚：「豬豬登，你怎麼連另一邊的臉都腫了？難道是被女鬼嚇到撞牆嗎？真是的，膽子這麼小就不要硬拉我來看了嘛！」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwMDYzMCso
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艾登：「……」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEucwzqJze
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——跟弟控兄的寶貝弟弟交往，除了要有被虐虐樂的小強心外，還要記得買保險OTZ578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS65KnI0ekq
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結論：互控兄弟真心難拆，情敵太強大，艾登你還是回倫美人的懷抱吧！（O578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsclpgX6uc
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【艾登x汪一全】578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAOevhvxl0
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全叔先崩潰，「我操！拜託你們饒了我吧？老子正港直男，真心彎不了啊！」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lGHnDodkE
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艾登震驚，匪夷所思貌，「Oh God！先不說大叔不是美人這個嚴重問題，我們做人要敬老尊賢、愛護長輩啊，怎麼可以叫哥對大叔做這種事呢？這樣是不對的！」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfJsWmXYsd
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「長輩你個頭！老子比你還年輕！」全叔怒巴豬頭。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufF30Lu463
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艾登抱頭逃，「好啦好啦，大叔老當益壯，別氣了別氣了，年紀大心臟不好，你老氣壞身子，哥去哪找一個經紀人賠小貝兒啊？」以下數千字勸導老人家的保健之道。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe72YBbRDcj
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全叔氣絕。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKuXq129F3
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——天人永隔，悲劇收場！578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHi5b8cQAK
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結論：欺負長輩是不道德的。（重點錯＃578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJ0vUoKqGp
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【席倫x貝兒】578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAx6Sre06J
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凌小琥立馬亂入，「卡卡卡！受受相親是不好的！兩隻總受能做個屁？有沒常識啊你？」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWJ10zo4Uo
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倫：「……」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IO48XOTKQ
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貝：「……」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmgaKRpkkQ
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喵芭怒摔劇本，「你是作者還我是作者？造反了你！你、你幹嘛？你別過來！救命啊！」578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFm8mOW4qC4
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——腦殘結束，作者被暴力解決。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1p504u0jxA
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結論：千萬不要跟女漢子作對qwq578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWAPvo9E2v
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後記：
Happy New Year！578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dC8BOcR7u
2017年的第一天來發個腦抽文～XD578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGKOTScitP
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依舊是在填靈能坑的中途腦病發作。578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTw2KQ7EgT
下次來玩玩靈能組的大風吹吧～ＡＷＡ（準備被釘孤支＃578Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuhCNHEHrp
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by 喵芭渴死姬 / 01.01.2017
