【論：當角色互換配對時，會發生什麼事呢？】555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5V3QxBk9V
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新的一年要到了，想不到什麼梗，只好來玩玩配對大風吹（＃555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rPOCcJxkm
P.S. 以下會有拆CP狀況，反正孩紙們就是要拿來玩Der～（＃
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【泰特斯x席倫】
席倫自從決定復出後，就成了東南西北跑通告的大忙人，而泰特斯身為跨國企業大總裁，同樣也忙得要命，於是，他們該如何橋時間約會呢？555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOp5rhAffG
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席倫翻通告行程，「明天下午四點，正好有一小時空檔。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWPXjWtECe
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泰特斯看手機，「要接貝兒下課。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlwjj2DBLh
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席倫繼續翻，「後天早上九點的通告臨時取消了。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PtlvoNg0W
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泰特斯想也不想，「要幫貝兒弄早餐。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jbOFeQOPo
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席倫直接將行程翻過一頁，「週五晚上的戲也許能十點半收工。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNRgxXc25a
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泰特斯皺了下眉，「貝兒要睡覺。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmqpb6qWhK
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席倫納悶，「他不能自己睡？」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nPoADhD1P
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泰特斯嚴肅道：「他還小，一個人睡危險。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT33PjaUaf1
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都快大學畢業了還小？555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLfZcUD7Mm
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席倫無語，再翻，「星期天……」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5Ti421ui7
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泰特斯黑臉，咬牙，「貝兒要帶追他的混蛋回家。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLeFHNff8j
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席倫怒，「你還是回去娶你弟吧！」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAccFxUNgl0
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——分手收場！湊CP失敗！555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0wCSMZ5PS
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結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（基本上，泰哥跟別人湊ＣＰ的成功機率根本是零吧？（汗555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOVr5o2aLX
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【艾登x凌小兔】555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoShBUfmeCS
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「喔天啊！今天公司來了個大美人啊！哥好高興啊！」艾登花了數百字發洩完，發現小兔子一臉大受打擊，才意識過來地連忙澄清，「啊啊，小白兔，我剛只是太興奮而已，才不小心爆走，我的心裡一直都只有你啊，絕不會做出對不起你的事！」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Xb7kT5JHo
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「真的嗎？」小兔含淚。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJskIgqvFmF
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「當然是真的！哥發誓……」以下又花數百字指天地為證，終於哄得小兔破涕為笑。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQYoL0fum9
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一小時後，電視播放Seron的主打歌MV，某豬又嗨了。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zMM8B98Ws
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「Oh My God！這個大美人是誰？天啊天啊天啊天啊！他真美！」以下數千字讚揚。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNiqyO0lV9
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小兔QAQ555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSTtVGzgje
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「反、反正我就是不漂亮，你還是去找別人吧，嗚啊——」小兔子淚奔了。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCXkqB52Ja
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「欸？」某豬一頭霧水中。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYNz51eQUC
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——艾登再次因「不明原因」被甩！555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4FqeDuVG7
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結論：果然只有心臟承受力超強的倫美人才受得了這頭豬，艾倫配正解！555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePcCZy8KN1
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【艾登x泰特斯】555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaO3VkRHX9
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泰特斯：「該接貝兒了。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKYCk1H6M7
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艾登樂顛舉手，「我去！」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4yFgHEovb
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泰特斯：「貝兒該吃飯了。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNI1ZUlPw1A
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艾登歡樂上桌，「一起餵！」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSipUHLkzgA
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泰特斯抱起吃飽昏昏欲睡的弟弟，「貝兒該睡覺了。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8SQ226u1n
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艾登往房間衝，「我來幫小貝兒鋪床！」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EzpoaKRI0
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泰特斯黑臉，「有個混蛋在追貝兒。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvUftMBKo5
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艾登眉頭一皺，「待哥來查查那傢伙的底細！」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTexpCFKy4q
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兩人都是愛護弟弟的好哥哥啊，艾登似乎也被操勞得沒心力欣賞其他美人，看來這對CP真的有機會囉？555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zUxQmDsy2
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「泰——我愛你！」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtx6ipx3p4q
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艾登嘟起嘴往泰特斯衝去，結果還沒碰到就被一拳打飛。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaX70PG6VU
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「為什麼要打我？」被揍成豬頭的艾登QAQ555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Lm2cT4Nxw
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泰哥收回拳頭，面癱淡定道：「反射動作。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrCcPgs2KT
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「……」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBvwTweLs0
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——這疑似會發展成SM的狀況是腫麼回事？（抹臉555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpt1eqiD8Q
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結論：太重口作者不行（＃555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjie3ga5xJC
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【付墨x貝兒】555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOlqw1R9CM
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「我可愛的小貝貝，今晚想吃什麼？儘管點。」付墨深情款款，十五度的側臉特別帥。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhMsvryoSm
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貝兒口水滴滴，視線卻不在約會對象上，「好耶！我要疵雪花鹽碳烤肋眼牛排、虎斑蝦檸檬奶油沙司、焗烤法國生蠔、羅馬風味茄燉牛肚……」以下有完沒完。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6tovbCabg
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「……」付墨收到鉅額帳單，心在淌血。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0TI8L7ElH
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吃完飯後，付墨望著這美麗的月色，正想牽起貝兒的小手，說幾句浪漫的話，就被一通手機鈴聲打斷。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4n4CT0q4S
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「咦？等等喔。」貝兒立刻跑開，接起手機，甜甜地說：「哥～我在外面啊……跟朋友……對啊，剛吃了好多東西喔，有……」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodie4TKJko
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直到送貝兒回家了，這電話粥都還沒煲結束，付墨黯然離去。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEOKoiPwDB
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隔天，付墨鄭重地說：「小貝貝，我覺得我們應該做些特殊的事。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNQgEUVrRg
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貝兒興奮了，「一起拆電視造次元穿梭機嗎？」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡok2dL4qOQY
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付墨汗，「呃，不是，那、那個我不會。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZAXWFxMwT
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「嗄？你不會啊？可是我哥都會陪我玩的說。」貝兒失望。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFGw2wJ45L
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囧，你們到底有買多少台電視拆啊？555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGZk9iD7Np
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付墨急中生智，「我是說連你哥都不會陪你做的特殊活動。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnow3iQlhXc
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貝兒又興奮了，「一起演一場歌舞劇嗎？好耶好耶！這個我哥想陪我玩都不行說。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFVVL6gwZR
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付墨又汗，「不，我是說只有我們兩人能做的。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWScM90ePs
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貝兒納悶了，「到底是什麼啊？」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQUA0yNoNf
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「當然是親密的肢體接觸。」付墨貼近一步，摸一把貝兒的小細腰，誰知貝兒突然扭開身子笑得亂七八糟。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx86eU8zYYm
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「噗哈哈哈！不可以啦！我哥說撓癢癢只能跟他一起玩啦！」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzc8dE2e4cc
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「……」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tuw9vOV0K
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怎麼又你哥啊？不對，這不是重點！555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUPgPfBSHM
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付墨進一步明示，帶著曖昧的氣息，「我是指更親熱的事情。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ49c50oXKs
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貝兒呆了呆，總算意會過來，臉爆紅地說：「可、可、可是我哥說沒他親自同意，不可以那、那、那、個……」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nXpGhg8uY
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付墨噎了下，心想在還沒過泰魔神那關前，這事的確還是緩一緩的好，於是又說：「那親個小嘴總行吧？」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleWOwq8JNi
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貝兒急忙搖頭，「不可以！我哥說那不衛生，會傳染疾病，很嚴重的！」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBC93bQI3o2
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傳染你媽！這什麼哥哥教導錯誤觀念？555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVtquhJ0Jl
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付墨扭了扭臉，立刻調回帥氣角度，「那算了，牽牽小手抱一抱我也滿足了。」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JacFcUnTe
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「我哥說……」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwcoRluuE1
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付墨受不了了，忍不住抱怨：「怎麼又你哥？什麼都要管，你哥也太病態了吧？」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Wb55n8tA9
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於是，被戳兄控逆麟的人炸毛了，「要你管？誰准你罵我哥的？我哥是世上最好最好的人，才不准你罵他，只有我才可以罵他！膩這個臭雞泥！爛雞泥！我再也不要理你，膩走開！我要詛咒你被我哥打扁扁！」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGF4sFAgetS
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「……」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkzuvtTPuH
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——結局同一（抹臉555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXznYrjcQ8
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結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（其實只有泰哥才受得了貝貝這個小混蛋吧？（汗555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSc0l54s9Ax
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【艾登x貝兒】555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWINxiZS2v
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「小貝兒——」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfnMiiBEMH
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某豬蹶起嘴正欲飛撲，就被泰哥一拳打飛。於是，他腫著半邊臉爬回來，下跪謝罪。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PNrMULfsm
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「保持一尺距離。」哥哥大人對弟弟約會對象的鐵血教育。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0xMSDVSB9
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「是！」從小被泰哥訓練（毆打）有素的豬頭道。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqXKJyhZTN
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於是，艾登與貝兒的約會總算能開始了——在哥哥＝惡岳父／母的全場監督下。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4E1fqZ03K
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「啊！那邊有賣巧克力蛋糕耶！」貝兒口水滴滴。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhFns0f61N
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「我去買！」艾登立刻掏錢衝過去，買了一整盒回來後，被泰哥搶走。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqs7UpZSgT
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「乖貝兒，來吃。」泰哥溫柔餵弟弟。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCM821yA5hc
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「唔，才迷有要你餵啦～」貝兒邊傲嬌邊張口。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOnFZQTbAH
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艾登：「……」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNLtRywCzg
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算了，兄弟親密的畫面好可愛，某豬花痴笑。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ865H8UGrMN
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「哇！好大的喵喵布偶喔！」貝兒才不說他好想要。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WSoIqrX4W
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「我馬上買來！」艾登再次衝，排了老半天的隊，終於抱著布偶回來，又被泰哥搶走。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcLEBzSgCd
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「貝兒，來，送你。」泰哥溫柔笑。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqiQn8yNre
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「哼哼哼，是你自己要送的喔，我才沒有要～」貝兒傲嬌地撇過臉，抱著布偶蹭哥哥。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQlUZdP2En
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艾登：「……」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDmjoOmcsJ
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可是小貝兒跟泰撒嬌的樣子好可愛啊，某豬又花痴了。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVh1mSSGcas
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「糟糕，我的手機不見了，不會是掉在剛才的餐廳吧？」貝兒驚慌了。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniNM44sAMJ
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於是，艾登立馬往回頭奔，「我去找！」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0w8EwxJLo
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過了一小時，艾登氣喘噓噓地拿著手機回來，再次被泰哥搶走。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaAS9nKVru
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「傻貝兒，哥幫你找回來了，下次別再這麼不小心了。」泰哥寵溺笑。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteXaiC6euj
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艾登：「……」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGlGLuFdi2
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「才沒叫你幫我呢，哼哼哼。」貝兒嘟嘴接過手機，繼續傲嬌蹭哥哥。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUV5qVYP5X8
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啊，小貝兒耍性子的樣子真可愛。某豬再花痴。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHDOnrZofo
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終於到看恐怖片自虐的時間了，螢幕中的女鬼兇殘地飄出來。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCtamAiHqz
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「呀啊——咿嗚咕嚕咪——」膽小又愛看的貝兒被嚇得跳起來，極需抱枕壯膽。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWMk3Gy5wL
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艾登立刻展開雙臂，借出他寬闊厚實的胸膛，隨即被泰哥一腳踹飛。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Aw0NqjQJW
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「貝兒不怕，有哥在。」泰哥摟住哭哭的貝兒抱緊處理。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFUtQV2qsE
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於是，一場電影看完後，貝兒往艾登一看，頓時大驚：「豬豬登，你怎麼連另一邊的臉都腫了？難道是被女鬼嚇到撞牆嗎？真是的，膽子這麼小就不要硬拉我來看了嘛！」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7xapNnRfT
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艾登：「……」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1D4JtTefZ
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——跟弟控兄的寶貝弟弟交往，除了要有被虐虐樂的小強心外，還要記得買保險OTZ555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUbN3puWnp
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結論：互控兄弟真心難拆，情敵太強大，艾登你還是回倫美人的懷抱吧！（O555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiHJaSP2Vt
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【艾登x汪一全】555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aH8OnmULB
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全叔先崩潰，「我操！拜託你們饒了我吧？老子正港直男，真心彎不了啊！」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNj3oxsti2
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艾登震驚，匪夷所思貌，「Oh God！先不說大叔不是美人這個嚴重問題，我們做人要敬老尊賢、愛護長輩啊，怎麼可以叫哥對大叔做這種事呢？這樣是不對的！」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4U4sdiqM1
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「長輩你個頭！老子比你還年輕！」全叔怒巴豬頭。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFJsq9q1JG
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艾登抱頭逃，「好啦好啦，大叔老當益壯，別氣了別氣了，年紀大心臟不好，你老氣壞身子，哥去哪找一個經紀人賠小貝兒啊？」以下數千字勸導老人家的保健之道。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwGs7k4wGX
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全叔氣絕。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSvvl2t0ey
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——天人永隔，悲劇收場！555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKK92SnqyNp
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結論：欺負長輩是不道德的。（重點錯＃555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuJWkGl5WI
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【席倫x貝兒】555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Fql2O9u8y
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凌小琥立馬亂入，「卡卡卡！受受相親是不好的！兩隻總受能做個屁？有沒常識啊你？」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYjvlBXldb
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倫：「……」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5isDbU1RA
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貝：「……」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0V8IJ6Px1
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喵芭怒摔劇本，「你是作者還我是作者？造反了你！你、你幹嘛？你別過來！救命啊！」555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfUjYhxUnB
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——腦殘結束，作者被暴力解決。555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfovlDRYTT
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結論：千萬不要跟女漢子作對qwq555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEJu0h1Dir
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by 喵芭渴死姬 / 01.01.2017
