【論：當角色互換配對時，會發生什麼事呢？】586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3RrvodGQ9
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新的一年要到了，想不到什麼梗，只好來玩玩配對大風吹（＃586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhNXbHf2Rz
P.S. 以下會有拆CP狀況，反正孩紙們就是要拿來玩Der～（＃
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【泰特斯x席倫】
席倫自從決定復出後，就成了東南西北跑通告的大忙人，而泰特斯身為跨國企業大總裁，同樣也忙得要命，於是，他們該如何橋時間約會呢？586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpqEEZ1VHr
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席倫翻通告行程，「明天下午四點，正好有一小時空檔。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhzzafXG1v
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泰特斯看手機，「要接貝兒下課。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkS2d0oJ2BI
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席倫繼續翻，「後天早上九點的通告臨時取消了。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarHDsIRs2O
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCt0YTF1Ez6
泰特斯想也不想，「要幫貝兒弄早餐。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0Rx0yLUSm
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席倫直接將行程翻過一頁，「週五晚上的戲也許能十點半收工。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFojxIkiaD
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泰特斯皺了下眉，「貝兒要睡覺。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVEDnxpZHh
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyMRgPGOXw
席倫納悶，「他不能自己睡？」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1ZU3KQIbm
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjagNdJmCP2
泰特斯嚴肅道：「他還小，一個人睡危險。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxSOIbdi9q
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2h5cdFSRm
都快大學畢業了還小？586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliYNBgn1KA
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFqovBPuPl
席倫無語，再翻，「星期天……」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQLere9s5H
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7Xln17rKb
泰特斯黑臉，咬牙，「貝兒要帶追他的混蛋回家。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFN5NFAz4uv
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7o7MQb4Hq
席倫怒，「你還是回去娶你弟吧！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYm1dnTIz4
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Byd9Oa8bF
——分手收場！湊CP失敗！586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIKIhN69Vj
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC042KYfXq7
結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（基本上，泰哥跟別人湊ＣＰ的成功機率根本是零吧？（汗586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡft3fcmqWq6
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLxHXFePCL
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAc8WRLBo3V
【艾登x凌小兔】586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZQVnWW5kj
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKdk3ZgT65
「喔天啊！今天公司來了個大美人啊！哥好高興啊！」艾登花了數百字發洩完，發現小兔子一臉大受打擊，才意識過來地連忙澄清，「啊啊，小白兔，我剛只是太興奮而已，才不小心爆走，我的心裡一直都只有你啊，絕不會做出對不起你的事！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07ghZdbsi8
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「真的嗎？」小兔含淚。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFco41ayNT
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「當然是真的！哥發誓……」以下又花數百字指天地為證，終於哄得小兔破涕為笑。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5mWkQaRIs
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhW5vh7DzOR
一小時後，電視播放Seron的主打歌MV，某豬又嗨了。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcQABgTHTN
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzYEvFEgMe
「Oh My God！這個大美人是誰？天啊天啊天啊天啊！他真美！」以下數千字讚揚。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIPIZRsicu
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小兔QAQ586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHS9ux7lZUg
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「反、反正我就是不漂亮，你還是去找別人吧，嗚啊——」小兔子淚奔了。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dbSPqC2Ua
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkh3iIdFmIm
「欸？」某豬一頭霧水中。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyFlUcRmLc
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryuXOmOj4K
——艾登再次因「不明原因」被甩！586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1lMOcL53r
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKbwzc2mAT
結論：果然只有心臟承受力超強的倫美人才受得了這頭豬，艾倫配正解！586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvMlp5mrGM
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfs8INwxDua
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【艾登x泰特斯】586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ377e8jvbu3
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泰特斯：「該接貝兒了。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAmshpsfeP
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkoYwRz9Re
艾登樂顛舉手，「我去！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHWkFTBYW4
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlkDV8OY7q
泰特斯：「貝兒該吃飯了。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJJbRMtjjE
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAQWjUZKiR
艾登歡樂上桌，「一起餵！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAXA9H19EB
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxlhMWHZ3P
泰特斯抱起吃飽昏昏欲睡的弟弟，「貝兒該睡覺了。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOUV2P7uXP
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gqmbRAWlE
艾登往房間衝，「我來幫小貝兒鋪床！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfM2nnaUnW
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjIPPb0Ap5
泰特斯黑臉，「有個混蛋在追貝兒。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWNjuRaGd7
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBTXf8WmeF
艾登眉頭一皺，「待哥來查查那傢伙的底細！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqLNb4BCMl
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3elw9Le0L
兩人都是愛護弟弟的好哥哥啊，艾登似乎也被操勞得沒心力欣賞其他美人，看來這對CP真的有機會囉？586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGaQRALVP5
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFOfLoEluN
「泰——我愛你！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXelH01Yyv
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2chEmeAdL
艾登嘟起嘴往泰特斯衝去，結果還沒碰到就被一拳打飛。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfP5nN8hLR
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYayABTaDH
「為什麼要打我？」被揍成豬頭的艾登QAQ586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSir2cdjvk
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AMLxZT4lQ
泰哥收回拳頭，面癱淡定道：「反射動作。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFMyjTmSJZ
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「……」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VcLKOx08E
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——這疑似會發展成SM的狀況是腫麼回事？（抹臉586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwezn3o9iLG
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結論：太重口作者不行（＃586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06m3MVfQGF
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【付墨x貝兒】586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡej3apLPdgy
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJxwWaIzbl
「我可愛的小貝貝，今晚想吃什麼？儘管點。」付墨深情款款，十五度的側臉特別帥。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqr8MgMDzAX
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHFjvH0aHc
貝兒口水滴滴，視線卻不在約會對象上，「好耶！我要疵雪花鹽碳烤肋眼牛排、虎斑蝦檸檬奶油沙司、焗烤法國生蠔、羅馬風味茄燉牛肚……」以下有完沒完。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzf9aIFGLE
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmT0MFNKC1n
「……」付墨收到鉅額帳單，心在淌血。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJGhUyRmhP
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFZW00UGwy
吃完飯後，付墨望著這美麗的月色，正想牽起貝兒的小手，說幾句浪漫的話，就被一通手機鈴聲打斷。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyPWL4TZG4
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBgSbgWB30
「咦？等等喔。」貝兒立刻跑開，接起手機，甜甜地說：「哥～我在外面啊……跟朋友……對啊，剛吃了好多東西喔，有……」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV81LFTGNwc
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sqxDzoJe4
直到送貝兒回家了，這電話粥都還沒煲結束，付墨黯然離去。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfBK7hqdVv
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhS2Ch8Z3j9
隔天，付墨鄭重地說：「小貝貝，我覺得我們應該做些特殊的事。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOh5gkgJFh1
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jhWVVBgX8
貝兒興奮了，「一起拆電視造次元穿梭機嗎？」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sstWfQiKq
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5YAT6pnoS
付墨汗，「呃，不是，那、那個我不會。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dQBDkhCFG
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ190QsiV22Y
「嗄？你不會啊？可是我哥都會陪我玩的說。」貝兒失望。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5KoDLY5x2
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1mfaDGbwj
囧，你們到底有買多少台電視拆啊？586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vtS3vMAWv
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Nk4MBZULZ
付墨急中生智，「我是說連你哥都不會陪你做的特殊活動。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqr9txkrHsL
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlsITQl0zT
貝兒又興奮了，「一起演一場歌舞劇嗎？好耶好耶！這個我哥想陪我玩都不行說。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBoL1BsD39
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGDFvvuvnx
付墨又汗，「不，我是說只有我們兩人能做的。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6N3WaSKSpr
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwUBBWWr4E
貝兒納悶了，「到底是什麼啊？」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqXJwyVAp6
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewvX5ktMbh
「當然是親密的肢體接觸。」付墨貼近一步，摸一把貝兒的小細腰，誰知貝兒突然扭開身子笑得亂七八糟。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRgjUFOf6A
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tlRoKSkn3
「噗哈哈哈！不可以啦！我哥說撓癢癢只能跟他一起玩啦！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkElnLgBi4
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGVxcxJ3jQ
「……」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYESZGnZMtr
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怎麼又你哥啊？不對，這不是重點！586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPL3RX5Uaoe
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv03EU9uOV2
付墨進一步明示，帶著曖昧的氣息，「我是指更親熱的事情。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqBuJrNYVb
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZJXp8QMaH
貝兒呆了呆，總算意會過來，臉爆紅地說：「可、可、可是我哥說沒他親自同意，不可以那、那、那、個……」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PRmLdIDLx
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQqasdAK6H
付墨噎了下，心想在還沒過泰魔神那關前，這事的確還是緩一緩的好，於是又說：「那親個小嘴總行吧？」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCqsw3AhhU
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ghmjPXHfb
貝兒急忙搖頭，「不可以！我哥說那不衛生，會傳染疾病，很嚴重的！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTj0XjAy15
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9rYKKFpT8
傳染你媽！這什麼哥哥教導錯誤觀念？586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQW6FRTuXh
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSJ4ZDv3PB
付墨扭了扭臉，立刻調回帥氣角度，「那算了，牽牽小手抱一抱我也滿足了。」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLbOHXxV0z
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ068DfJfT9U
「我哥說……」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCZOeSk13K
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DMzl0mwFh
付墨受不了了，忍不住抱怨：「怎麼又你哥？什麼都要管，你哥也太病態了吧？」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDr4SgEVTD
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhLYsuXFx7
於是，被戳兄控逆麟的人炸毛了，「要你管？誰准你罵我哥的？我哥是世上最好最好的人，才不准你罵他，只有我才可以罵他！膩這個臭雞泥！爛雞泥！我再也不要理你，膩走開！我要詛咒你被我哥打扁扁！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rfHv6rYBF
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTZpVZ3Rsy
「……」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwzKGqxut7
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3h3WVKXQ4
——結局同一（抹臉586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSndxanrMW
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結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（其實只有泰哥才受得了貝貝這個小混蛋吧？（汗586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ64KqXzaEO
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN84dEPBqIE
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNNMEwfAHH
【艾登x貝兒】586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JoxfKXbFW
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeY8ZSiVlya
「小貝兒——」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWJ8c7HiuR
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8qhhTAi1y
某豬蹶起嘴正欲飛撲，就被泰哥一拳打飛。於是，他腫著半邊臉爬回來，下跪謝罪。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgs3ez6nTe
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEjNCndWsc
「保持一尺距離。」哥哥大人對弟弟約會對象的鐵血教育。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EOvo78Cod
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「是！」從小被泰哥訓練（毆打）有素的豬頭道。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFs4rmmRj5
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx82YaLbRWi
於是，艾登與貝兒的約會總算能開始了——在哥哥＝惡岳父／母的全場監督下。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgMw3t1e14
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0O2ejrtFz
「啊！那邊有賣巧克力蛋糕耶！」貝兒口水滴滴。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYa9dKh4BU
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bZSSAWWRy
「我去買！」艾登立刻掏錢衝過去，買了一整盒回來後，被泰哥搶走。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzteHUkTVS
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CcK4s8AiL
「乖貝兒，來吃。」泰哥溫柔餵弟弟。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡma6l0nI2hB
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnJEzuu1Kk
「唔，才迷有要你餵啦～」貝兒邊傲嬌邊張口。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVCZOPR79T
586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlxFNFw0g4
艾登：「……」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuvqR0psb0
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算了，兄弟親密的畫面好可愛，某豬花痴笑。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUjyVV4nZ7
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「哇！好大的喵喵布偶喔！」貝兒才不說他好想要。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUaIcJPruW
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「我馬上買來！」艾登再次衝，排了老半天的隊，終於抱著布偶回來，又被泰哥搶走。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN02IjKjPk8
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「貝兒，來，送你。」泰哥溫柔笑。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfEi8IcpBK
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「哼哼哼，是你自己要送的喔，我才沒有要～」貝兒傲嬌地撇過臉，抱著布偶蹭哥哥。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡni0e2Z4dvH
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艾登：「……」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVrM0B4bWd
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可是小貝兒跟泰撒嬌的樣子好可愛啊，某豬又花痴了。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpl0e47Ilcx
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「糟糕，我的手機不見了，不會是掉在剛才的餐廳吧？」貝兒驚慌了。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKIfYWwqOh
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於是，艾登立馬往回頭奔，「我去找！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMrnKLsY81
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過了一小時，艾登氣喘噓噓地拿著手機回來，再次被泰哥搶走。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Sqpz0wtVl
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「傻貝兒，哥幫你找回來了，下次別再這麼不小心了。」泰哥寵溺笑。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIqJwHXDIp
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艾登：「……」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hUM30yTFu
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「才沒叫你幫我呢，哼哼哼。」貝兒嘟嘴接過手機，繼續傲嬌蹭哥哥。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWixjjYXXa
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啊，小貝兒耍性子的樣子真可愛。某豬再花痴。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NwhQHZl6e
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終於到看恐怖片自虐的時間了，螢幕中的女鬼兇殘地飄出來。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6e9iAdJSl
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「呀啊——咿嗚咕嚕咪——」膽小又愛看的貝兒被嚇得跳起來，極需抱枕壯膽。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMQhjvnTP1
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艾登立刻展開雙臂，借出他寬闊厚實的胸膛，隨即被泰哥一腳踹飛。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJz0pKtbut
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「貝兒不怕，有哥在。」泰哥摟住哭哭的貝兒抱緊處理。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQjwYEtnkR
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於是，一場電影看完後，貝兒往艾登一看，頓時大驚：「豬豬登，你怎麼連另一邊的臉都腫了？難道是被女鬼嚇到撞牆嗎？真是的，膽子這麼小就不要硬拉我來看了嘛！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8d9S59Db7N
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艾登：「……」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMLfwXKzfj
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——跟弟控兄的寶貝弟弟交往，除了要有被虐虐樂的小強心外，還要記得買保險OTZ586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oTm5ZRIw7
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結論：互控兄弟真心難拆，情敵太強大，艾登你還是回倫美人的懷抱吧！（O586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU06b5fk7lw
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【艾登x汪一全】586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiVKY5T9gV
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全叔先崩潰，「我操！拜託你們饒了我吧？老子正港直男，真心彎不了啊！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3xlv9I1Aq
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艾登震驚，匪夷所思貌，「Oh God！先不說大叔不是美人這個嚴重問題，我們做人要敬老尊賢、愛護長輩啊，怎麼可以叫哥對大叔做這種事呢？這樣是不對的！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQTJfzrZVE
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「長輩你個頭！老子比你還年輕！」全叔怒巴豬頭。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnidrKd9qIr
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艾登抱頭逃，「好啦好啦，大叔老當益壯，別氣了別氣了，年紀大心臟不好，你老氣壞身子，哥去哪找一個經紀人賠小貝兒啊？」以下數千字勸導老人家的保健之道。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeuADBYVwt
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全叔氣絕。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhUm2DqrQS
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——天人永隔，悲劇收場！586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWUXRO5V1V
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結論：欺負長輩是不道德的。（重點錯＃586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1e81beUUh
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【席倫x貝兒】586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokxaY5fMqL
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凌小琥立馬亂入，「卡卡卡！受受相親是不好的！兩隻總受能做個屁？有沒常識啊你？」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXd5Px8tYGA
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倫：「……」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4Yw0728BU
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貝：「……」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdA0qtkGk5
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喵芭怒摔劇本，「你是作者還我是作者？造反了你！你、你幹嘛？你別過來！救命啊！」586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiFCd1s9Tf
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——腦殘結束，作者被暴力解決。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UCw20wLYf
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結論：千萬不要跟女漢子作對qwq586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrrdTm600t
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後記：
Happy New Year！586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpyae6yCbv
2017年的第一天來發個腦抽文～XD586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGY67Lnp5XH
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依舊是在填靈能坑的中途腦病發作。586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhZEr2pYT6
下次來玩玩靈能組的大風吹吧～ＡＷＡ（準備被釘孤支＃586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQXI3C525Y
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by 喵芭渴死姬 / 01.01.2017
