【論：當角色互換配對時，會發生什麼事呢？】574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdh04Ky988g
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新的一年要到了，想不到什麼梗，只好來玩玩配對大風吹（＃574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbQ0zyVdtc
P.S. 以下會有拆CP狀況，反正孩紙們就是要拿來玩Der～（＃
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【泰特斯x席倫】
席倫自從決定復出後，就成了東南西北跑通告的大忙人，而泰特斯身為跨國企業大總裁，同樣也忙得要命，於是，他們該如何橋時間約會呢？574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gXYlR10AG
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席倫翻通告行程，「明天下午四點，正好有一小時空檔。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ267pe0Uuze
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泰特斯看手機，「要接貝兒下課。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudKpyEtVcX
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席倫繼續翻，「後天早上九點的通告臨時取消了。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33bxfP0Xs7
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泰特斯想也不想，「要幫貝兒弄早餐。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0w1BD18gz
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席倫直接將行程翻過一頁，「週五晚上的戲也許能十點半收工。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqW4cIqhq4
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泰特斯皺了下眉，「貝兒要睡覺。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwzmJGSqbr
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席倫納悶，「他不能自己睡？」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Z1wOV6hck
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泰特斯嚴肅道：「他還小，一個人睡危險。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GOoEYFbCY
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都快大學畢業了還小？574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CIYdEjxCD
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席倫無語，再翻，「星期天……」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkFqZcOKNr
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泰特斯黑臉，咬牙，「貝兒要帶追他的混蛋回家。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVm6do0ArEb
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席倫怒，「你還是回去娶你弟吧！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPufCAjjm20
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——分手收場！湊CP失敗！574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqb6CZ9Y95X
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcTsrWBdpv
結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（基本上，泰哥跟別人湊ＣＰ的成功機率根本是零吧？（汗574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALfvodll6z
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【艾登x凌小兔】574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZr5EZ7KnGp
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「喔天啊！今天公司來了個大美人啊！哥好高興啊！」艾登花了數百字發洩完，發現小兔子一臉大受打擊，才意識過來地連忙澄清，「啊啊，小白兔，我剛只是太興奮而已，才不小心爆走，我的心裡一直都只有你啊，絕不會做出對不起你的事！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnCA1MSBTc
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「真的嗎？」小兔含淚。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjS5L7vClac
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「當然是真的！哥發誓……」以下又花數百字指天地為證，終於哄得小兔破涕為笑。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5X6txzT9ys
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一小時後，電視播放Seron的主打歌MV，某豬又嗨了。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBl3bNlVWjR
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「Oh My God！這個大美人是誰？天啊天啊天啊天啊！他真美！」以下數千字讚揚。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwV0roTvXb
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小兔QAQ574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkdAuOfxfX
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「反、反正我就是不漂亮，你還是去找別人吧，嗚啊——」小兔子淚奔了。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrWJHnCtmY
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「欸？」某豬一頭霧水中。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDeETZXlnS
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——艾登再次因「不明原因」被甩！574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuX55fIW2oz
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結論：果然只有心臟承受力超強的倫美人才受得了這頭豬，艾倫配正解！574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcv6uEKJCOh
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【艾登x泰特斯】574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWi4XoRxg2
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泰特斯：「該接貝兒了。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46s4VVcsyV
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艾登樂顛舉手，「我去！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlgLeYQwJ4
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泰特斯：「貝兒該吃飯了。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzSuAO0iAc
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oMHehZRBG
艾登歡樂上桌，「一起餵！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsz17z36pE
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiJJ1ydpYC
泰特斯抱起吃飽昏昏欲睡的弟弟，「貝兒該睡覺了。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIkeZtSxeS
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCZRaYcXcS
艾登往房間衝，「我來幫小貝兒鋪床！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcMhOinPqG
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VoDOv0tOY
泰特斯黑臉，「有個混蛋在追貝兒。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84RrcsDwFv
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWh65iCfaZ
艾登眉頭一皺，「待哥來查查那傢伙的底細！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFneSx8YDmp
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兩人都是愛護弟弟的好哥哥啊，艾登似乎也被操勞得沒心力欣賞其他美人，看來這對CP真的有機會囉？574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AtjvcRznT
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「泰——我愛你！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOJIugCd1m
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艾登嘟起嘴往泰特斯衝去，結果還沒碰到就被一拳打飛。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWIOndWw6P
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「為什麼要打我？」被揍成豬頭的艾登QAQ574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TIq5WW9Ax
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泰哥收回拳頭，面癱淡定道：「反射動作。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52FVsM2bwL
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「……」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtYiPOHLTa
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——這疑似會發展成SM的狀況是腫麼回事？（抹臉574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeAPspExov
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結論：太重口作者不行（＃574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERH9Rs0M21
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【付墨x貝兒】574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaK9UBMWJMj
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「我可愛的小貝貝，今晚想吃什麼？儘管點。」付墨深情款款，十五度的側臉特別帥。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UsqT5Kr5g
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8iVLfChBs
貝兒口水滴滴，視線卻不在約會對象上，「好耶！我要疵雪花鹽碳烤肋眼牛排、虎斑蝦檸檬奶油沙司、焗烤法國生蠔、羅馬風味茄燉牛肚……」以下有完沒完。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gHBDBnWN1
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「……」付墨收到鉅額帳單，心在淌血。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMk5DYGa95G
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吃完飯後，付墨望著這美麗的月色，正想牽起貝兒的小手，說幾句浪漫的話，就被一通手機鈴聲打斷。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEe4jTtFMRY
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「咦？等等喔。」貝兒立刻跑開，接起手機，甜甜地說：「哥～我在外面啊……跟朋友……對啊，剛吃了好多東西喔，有……」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfj8QDh5Gm
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直到送貝兒回家了，這電話粥都還沒煲結束，付墨黯然離去。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvUGtjRaYn
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隔天，付墨鄭重地說：「小貝貝，我覺得我們應該做些特殊的事。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliaG33BI04
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貝兒興奮了，「一起拆電視造次元穿梭機嗎？」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KVcIhAQ8f
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付墨汗，「呃，不是，那、那個我不會。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2B1v2yhZRO
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「嗄？你不會啊？可是我哥都會陪我玩的說。」貝兒失望。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMXLYOifxy
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囧，你們到底有買多少台電視拆啊？574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkpceFQ9oa
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付墨急中生智，「我是說連你哥都不會陪你做的特殊活動。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2izNM2PzEP
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貝兒又興奮了，「一起演一場歌舞劇嗎？好耶好耶！這個我哥想陪我玩都不行說。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiLZdWxeSz
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付墨又汗，「不，我是說只有我們兩人能做的。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5opF3Y8keH
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貝兒納悶了，「到底是什麼啊？」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmT4EasMVLK
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「當然是親密的肢體接觸。」付墨貼近一步，摸一把貝兒的小細腰，誰知貝兒突然扭開身子笑得亂七八糟。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLpVNqdcRU
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「噗哈哈哈！不可以啦！我哥說撓癢癢只能跟他一起玩啦！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WKbxRPH3x
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「……」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRQJLDrbEV
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怎麼又你哥啊？不對，這不是重點！574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SqGd3srm1
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付墨進一步明示，帶著曖昧的氣息，「我是指更親熱的事情。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjlbVrs2PK
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貝兒呆了呆，總算意會過來，臉爆紅地說：「可、可、可是我哥說沒他親自同意，不可以那、那、那、個……」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26eIV9nfdu
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付墨噎了下，心想在還沒過泰魔神那關前，這事的確還是緩一緩的好，於是又說：「那親個小嘴總行吧？」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcig3Q47lnG
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貝兒急忙搖頭，「不可以！我哥說那不衛生，會傳染疾病，很嚴重的！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKB6kFKvHT6
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傳染你媽！這什麼哥哥教導錯誤觀念？574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MXxdxX3vj
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付墨扭了扭臉，立刻調回帥氣角度，「那算了，牽牽小手抱一抱我也滿足了。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSOkQsBbJr
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「我哥說……」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbJLsF02vd
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付墨受不了了，忍不住抱怨：「怎麼又你哥？什麼都要管，你哥也太病態了吧？」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcoooDfpbC
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQRwgxROij
於是，被戳兄控逆麟的人炸毛了，「要你管？誰准你罵我哥的？我哥是世上最好最好的人，才不准你罵他，只有我才可以罵他！膩這個臭雞泥！爛雞泥！我再也不要理你，膩走開！我要詛咒你被我哥打扁扁！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0A3gptFkeB
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「……」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqPZ8er4By
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——結局同一（抹臉574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiYXjjQylx
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結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（其實只有泰哥才受得了貝貝這個小混蛋吧？（汗574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphDbXvWxdQ
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【艾登x貝兒】574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUIKWz1L5T
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「小貝兒——」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2niXfcnEe
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某豬蹶起嘴正欲飛撲，就被泰哥一拳打飛。於是，他腫著半邊臉爬回來，下跪謝罪。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXDmrJu8QX
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「保持一尺距離。」哥哥大人對弟弟約會對象的鐵血教育。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyq5dGcayDR
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「是！」從小被泰哥訓練（毆打）有素的豬頭道。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIS5zjBJQN
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於是，艾登與貝兒的約會總算能開始了——在哥哥＝惡岳父／母的全場監督下。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03fEu9hihb
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「啊！那邊有賣巧克力蛋糕耶！」貝兒口水滴滴。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zxNJGRzKK
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「我去買！」艾登立刻掏錢衝過去，買了一整盒回來後，被泰哥搶走。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iPtlDogH8
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「乖貝兒，來吃。」泰哥溫柔餵弟弟。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ql3eqzJp6
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「唔，才迷有要你餵啦～」貝兒邊傲嬌邊張口。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDCU62AgVl
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艾登：「……」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkeLQUBJMs
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算了，兄弟親密的畫面好可愛，某豬花痴笑。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVNhvTHhU6
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「哇！好大的喵喵布偶喔！」貝兒才不說他好想要。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WuF0vt6T0
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「我馬上買來！」艾登再次衝，排了老半天的隊，終於抱著布偶回來，又被泰哥搶走。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeavM8jQ8Bm
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「貝兒，來，送你。」泰哥溫柔笑。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaE0SqHe11U
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「哼哼哼，是你自己要送的喔，我才沒有要～」貝兒傲嬌地撇過臉，抱著布偶蹭哥哥。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCz45xe9lDQ
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艾登：「……」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqisOuWGKil
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可是小貝兒跟泰撒嬌的樣子好可愛啊，某豬又花痴了。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNW1gn4zHo
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「糟糕，我的手機不見了，不會是掉在剛才的餐廳吧？」貝兒驚慌了。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQ7Wc9i9Qh
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於是，艾登立馬往回頭奔，「我去找！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhrbuh6T7N
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過了一小時，艾登氣喘噓噓地拿著手機回來，再次被泰哥搶走。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhQbT1qPWX
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「傻貝兒，哥幫你找回來了，下次別再這麼不小心了。」泰哥寵溺笑。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeq9JB6ILYd
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艾登：「……」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdh5XuUmpO
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「才沒叫你幫我呢，哼哼哼。」貝兒嘟嘴接過手機，繼續傲嬌蹭哥哥。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL00zNu3x9P
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啊，小貝兒耍性子的樣子真可愛。某豬再花痴。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJf0uddEgzx
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終於到看恐怖片自虐的時間了，螢幕中的女鬼兇殘地飄出來。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJbJIhuBiF
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「呀啊——咿嗚咕嚕咪——」膽小又愛看的貝兒被嚇得跳起來，極需抱枕壯膽。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyikcGsKcB
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艾登立刻展開雙臂，借出他寬闊厚實的胸膛，隨即被泰哥一腳踹飛。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVzuQs7Bjd
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「貝兒不怕，有哥在。」泰哥摟住哭哭的貝兒抱緊處理。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRlwfn9ogh
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於是，一場電影看完後，貝兒往艾登一看，頓時大驚：「豬豬登，你怎麼連另一邊的臉都腫了？難道是被女鬼嚇到撞牆嗎？真是的，膽子這麼小就不要硬拉我來看了嘛！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfmaT2sX8V
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艾登：「……」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWtWoGBsnh
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——跟弟控兄的寶貝弟弟交往，除了要有被虐虐樂的小強心外，還要記得買保險OTZ574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04jdcLpwrG
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結論：互控兄弟真心難拆，情敵太強大，艾登你還是回倫美人的懷抱吧！（O574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEZkxuNa5I
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【艾登x汪一全】574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzx61HOVnaa
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全叔先崩潰，「我操！拜託你們饒了我吧？老子正港直男，真心彎不了啊！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGVqf8uN0Y
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艾登震驚，匪夷所思貌，「Oh God！先不說大叔不是美人這個嚴重問題，我們做人要敬老尊賢、愛護長輩啊，怎麼可以叫哥對大叔做這種事呢？這樣是不對的！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatAV2e1VsE
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「長輩你個頭！老子比你還年輕！」全叔怒巴豬頭。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMXR5PT0yB
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艾登抱頭逃，「好啦好啦，大叔老當益壯，別氣了別氣了，年紀大心臟不好，你老氣壞身子，哥去哪找一個經紀人賠小貝兒啊？」以下數千字勸導老人家的保健之道。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAS1UxwcfEp
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全叔氣絕。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tJZ0w3frm
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——天人永隔，悲劇收場！574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtolbZZlg6
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結論：欺負長輩是不道德的。（重點錯＃574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36cbenSjMV
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【席倫x貝兒】574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqRq9R0iCK
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凌小琥立馬亂入，「卡卡卡！受受相親是不好的！兩隻總受能做個屁？有沒常識啊你？」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEYP9CXcpD
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倫：「……」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpl3H2Fgoq
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貝：「……」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIWw4evJuC
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喵芭怒摔劇本，「你是作者還我是作者？造反了你！你、你幹嘛？你別過來！救命啊！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUOJY1GztP
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——腦殘結束，作者被暴力解決。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hU1Agpl9k
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結論：千萬不要跟女漢子作對qwq574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevlGV89oVH
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後記：
Happy New Year！574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8bf3bjjYy
2017年的第一天來發個腦抽文～XD574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqoKWeqmAV
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依舊是在填靈能坑的中途腦病發作。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93HBgw5xIk
下次來玩玩靈能組的大風吹吧～ＡＷＡ（準備被釘孤支＃574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBiM3vsXg4
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by 喵芭渴死姬 / 01.01.2017
