【論：當角色互換配對時，會發生什麼事呢？】634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwUAKLIufn
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新的一年要到了，想不到什麼梗，只好來玩玩配對大風吹（＃634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDDSaxBekb
P.S. 以下會有拆CP狀況，反正孩紙們就是要拿來玩Der～（＃
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【泰特斯x席倫】
席倫自從決定復出後，就成了東南西北跑通告的大忙人，而泰特斯身為跨國企業大總裁，同樣也忙得要命，於是，他們該如何橋時間約會呢？634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85jxyUl7KK
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席倫翻通告行程，「明天下午四點，正好有一小時空檔。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPI9MbEFCGn
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泰特斯看手機，「要接貝兒下課。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3JhEfBUO3
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席倫繼續翻，「後天早上九點的通告臨時取消了。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCH4yk2n6G7
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泰特斯想也不想，「要幫貝兒弄早餐。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vCYtEhShH
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席倫直接將行程翻過一頁，「週五晚上的戲也許能十點半收工。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyVQhonyYh
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泰特斯皺了下眉，「貝兒要睡覺。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldKUCGaiAV
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席倫納悶，「他不能自己睡？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTiU9MmCSo
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqLyPyYpv4
泰特斯嚴肅道：「他還小，一個人睡危險。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65EL419ufl
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都快大學畢業了還小？634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADV0vKUTzc
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席倫無語，再翻，「星期天……」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgZPHmox3J
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泰特斯黑臉，咬牙，「貝兒要帶追他的混蛋回家。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCqRUwaO3R
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xPfauvk6y
席倫怒，「你還是回去娶你弟吧！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwUNj1p1ek
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdk21m1Uw6u
——分手收場！湊CP失敗！634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UH3DmJ3Li
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopK4ZuWY9k
結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（基本上，泰哥跟別人湊ＣＰ的成功機率根本是零吧？（汗634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv06Pix5C2a
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【艾登x凌小兔】634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemntxy9MiD
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLc82rrRHu
「喔天啊！今天公司來了個大美人啊！哥好高興啊！」艾登花了數百字發洩完，發現小兔子一臉大受打擊，才意識過來地連忙澄清，「啊啊，小白兔，我剛只是太興奮而已，才不小心爆走，我的心裡一直都只有你啊，絕不會做出對不起你的事！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZPhEzG7ig
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「真的嗎？」小兔含淚。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrJDEqj4Vc
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「當然是真的！哥發誓……」以下又花數百字指天地為證，終於哄得小兔破涕為笑。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhKMlOxch8
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一小時後，電視播放Seron的主打歌MV，某豬又嗨了。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0emajJxTe
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「Oh My God！這個大美人是誰？天啊天啊天啊天啊！他真美！」以下數千字讚揚。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡag7yVpEPqB
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小兔QAQ634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcokeoRtpGc
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「反、反正我就是不漂亮，你還是去找別人吧，嗚啊——」小兔子淚奔了。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYyjLA2emt
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「欸？」某豬一頭霧水中。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2b1MmVCpP
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——艾登再次因「不明原因」被甩！634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVuqGisw0I
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8OSu3zJZr
結論：果然只有心臟承受力超強的倫美人才受得了這頭豬，艾倫配正解！634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAquV2rIZx9
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【艾登x泰特斯】634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcMleCQXhG
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泰特斯：「該接貝兒了。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdR4tTXU2Gp
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBurTDCCwja
艾登樂顛舉手，「我去！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QLHJEcfAf
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泰特斯：「貝兒該吃飯了。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3Wk0yHASN
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艾登歡樂上桌，「一起餵！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdG7kFxQ7pg
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbv0Tr1Y9UX
泰特斯抱起吃飽昏昏欲睡的弟弟，「貝兒該睡覺了。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdNGzvUWaL
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpAoOKhNkl
艾登往房間衝，「我來幫小貝兒鋪床！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2iIijZvV2
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJh7quBVyC
泰特斯黑臉，「有個混蛋在追貝兒。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuknlWY8B1C
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpe8cXtitra
艾登眉頭一皺，「待哥來查查那傢伙的底細！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAliEtGkN3
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakOP9FyrQJ
兩人都是愛護弟弟的好哥哥啊，艾登似乎也被操勞得沒心力欣賞其他美人，看來這對CP真的有機會囉？634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHylu5OD5w
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwmYjLhJoL
「泰——我愛你！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFEYosMwcc
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艾登嘟起嘴往泰特斯衝去，結果還沒碰到就被一拳打飛。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcag07OkOS
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「為什麼要打我？」被揍成豬頭的艾登QAQ634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr530y4orgu
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泰哥收回拳頭，面癱淡定道：「反射動作。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotz1GVS4GJ
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「……」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4vk98wlH2
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——這疑似會發展成SM的狀況是腫麼回事？（抹臉634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBwrBuvcKt
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結論：太重口作者不行（＃634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwC3dk8xm1D
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【付墨x貝兒】634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZLNV7reCm
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「我可愛的小貝貝，今晚想吃什麼？儘管點。」付墨深情款款，十五度的側臉特別帥。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0oAsgLdmj
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrR7mgOhHn
貝兒口水滴滴，視線卻不在約會對象上，「好耶！我要疵雪花鹽碳烤肋眼牛排、虎斑蝦檸檬奶油沙司、焗烤法國生蠔、羅馬風味茄燉牛肚……」以下有完沒完。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WacUAyi77
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「……」付墨收到鉅額帳單，心在淌血。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjj4ihhkvHp
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吃完飯後，付墨望著這美麗的月色，正想牽起貝兒的小手，說幾句浪漫的話，就被一通手機鈴聲打斷。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgefTPULWSr
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oMKSs1Aqd
「咦？等等喔。」貝兒立刻跑開，接起手機，甜甜地說：「哥～我在外面啊……跟朋友……對啊，剛吃了好多東西喔，有……」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmZdYTZf3k
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直到送貝兒回家了，這電話粥都還沒煲結束，付墨黯然離去。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hEvy2Lw4t
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckbvZIGYlT
隔天，付墨鄭重地說：「小貝貝，我覺得我們應該做些特殊的事。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZ8jnQVodu
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyJbY6PnPv
貝兒興奮了，「一起拆電視造次元穿梭機嗎？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dzxg7mSHz
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3STQgvubPG
付墨汗，「呃，不是，那、那個我不會。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylNTfZeDru
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「嗄？你不會啊？可是我哥都會陪我玩的說。」貝兒失望。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPiPG4GVJh
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzr9BVpfwtw
囧，你們到底有買多少台電視拆啊？634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIweDAsKVW
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zDHAbKQrp
付墨急中生智，「我是說連你哥都不會陪你做的特殊活動。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6dCbpIIKY
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8shX5lIk7
貝兒又興奮了，「一起演一場歌舞劇嗎？好耶好耶！這個我哥想陪我玩都不行說。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jKkMMn8sK
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oakBJHD0T
付墨又汗，「不，我是說只有我們兩人能做的。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0vxb3wNFf
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ndPQUvSad
貝兒納悶了，「到底是什麼啊？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOrmSjUV79
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「當然是親密的肢體接觸。」付墨貼近一步，摸一把貝兒的小細腰，誰知貝兒突然扭開身子笑得亂七八糟。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFy9K1l8j5
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「噗哈哈哈！不可以啦！我哥說撓癢癢只能跟他一起玩啦！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVLQ56TcqI
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「……」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PJYlJ3t7L
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怎麼又你哥啊？不對，這不是重點！634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9iOT8S8c2
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付墨進一步明示，帶著曖昧的氣息，「我是指更親熱的事情。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtJpTAaVbn
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9FyxiCYa8
貝兒呆了呆，總算意會過來，臉爆紅地說：「可、可、可是我哥說沒他親自同意，不可以那、那、那、個……」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcEX0dWIuK
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplqoHiZZjf
付墨噎了下，心想在還沒過泰魔神那關前，這事的確還是緩一緩的好，於是又說：「那親個小嘴總行吧？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLiNFGxr21
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykBRJQLum0
貝兒急忙搖頭，「不可以！我哥說那不衛生，會傳染疾病，很嚴重的！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U9H7nd28f
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傳染你媽！這什麼哥哥教導錯誤觀念？634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuDhLGNTXK
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付墨扭了扭臉，立刻調回帥氣角度，「那算了，牽牽小手抱一抱我也滿足了。」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UL13LPK5Q
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ieQhotmoB
「我哥說……」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYc8j8FKbL
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3kRfL8e18
付墨受不了了，忍不住抱怨：「怎麼又你哥？什麼都要管，你哥也太病態了吧？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTvHWMI5Oo
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGc991SvqT
於是，被戳兄控逆麟的人炸毛了，「要你管？誰准你罵我哥的？我哥是世上最好最好的人，才不准你罵他，只有我才可以罵他！膩這個臭雞泥！爛雞泥！我再也不要理你，膩走開！我要詛咒你被我哥打扁扁！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKpB1e6SEQ
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「……」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nG7vZmRfB
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0wZmXCl95
——結局同一（抹臉634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1duf4CKT5l
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結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（其實只有泰哥才受得了貝貝這個小混蛋吧？（汗634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2S68HBvNp8
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhurJw8bOH0
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【艾登x貝兒】634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcNRFpsHLE
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「小貝兒——」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnELleHaWHh
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUE0bpnw38
某豬蹶起嘴正欲飛撲，就被泰哥一拳打飛。於是，他腫著半邊臉爬回來，下跪謝罪。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpssMhhi2u
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「保持一尺距離。」哥哥大人對弟弟約會對象的鐵血教育。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Wa90uo25c
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「是！」從小被泰哥訓練（毆打）有素的豬頭道。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0ZkDvms1V
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於是，艾登與貝兒的約會總算能開始了——在哥哥＝惡岳父／母的全場監督下。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MSSNUPDwC
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqmVZnNwMF
「啊！那邊有賣巧克力蛋糕耶！」貝兒口水滴滴。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGk7tStOpC
634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxo01H00fb
「我去買！」艾登立刻掏錢衝過去，買了一整盒回來後，被泰哥搶走。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQDcWl8dOR
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「乖貝兒，來吃。」泰哥溫柔餵弟弟。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuP5WKVmRv
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「唔，才迷有要你餵啦～」貝兒邊傲嬌邊張口。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQr82D4gPK9
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艾登：「……」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4OprnCiDq
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算了，兄弟親密的畫面好可愛，某豬花痴笑。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRqn65ygDe
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「哇！好大的喵喵布偶喔！」貝兒才不說他好想要。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2ubDOTaYw
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「我馬上買來！」艾登再次衝，排了老半天的隊，終於抱著布偶回來，又被泰哥搶走。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRMNvr9tRf
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「貝兒，來，送你。」泰哥溫柔笑。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4Cee0hq45
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「哼哼哼，是你自己要送的喔，我才沒有要～」貝兒傲嬌地撇過臉，抱著布偶蹭哥哥。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulS7bilTp0
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艾登：「……」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQWJbk3KOR
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可是小貝兒跟泰撒嬌的樣子好可愛啊，某豬又花痴了。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuiRwjSNL1
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「糟糕，我的手機不見了，不會是掉在剛才的餐廳吧？」貝兒驚慌了。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUEs2wUv7P
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於是，艾登立馬往回頭奔，「我去找！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuaeAYVAEl
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過了一小時，艾登氣喘噓噓地拿著手機回來，再次被泰哥搶走。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFC7PHS68dU
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「傻貝兒，哥幫你找回來了，下次別再這麼不小心了。」泰哥寵溺笑。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4oEboTODl
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艾登：「……」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevhD5UrLW0
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「才沒叫你幫我呢，哼哼哼。」貝兒嘟嘴接過手機，繼續傲嬌蹭哥哥。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bpus4zhRR
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啊，小貝兒耍性子的樣子真可愛。某豬再花痴。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyYkcZxAgq
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終於到看恐怖片自虐的時間了，螢幕中的女鬼兇殘地飄出來。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5x42uthox1
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「呀啊——咿嗚咕嚕咪——」膽小又愛看的貝兒被嚇得跳起來，極需抱枕壯膽。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbr7SPsBwM3
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艾登立刻展開雙臂，借出他寬闊厚實的胸膛，隨即被泰哥一腳踹飛。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJoSqQHxYg
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「貝兒不怕，有哥在。」泰哥摟住哭哭的貝兒抱緊處理。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxy6JshVUs
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於是，一場電影看完後，貝兒往艾登一看，頓時大驚：「豬豬登，你怎麼連另一邊的臉都腫了？難道是被女鬼嚇到撞牆嗎？真是的，膽子這麼小就不要硬拉我來看了嘛！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRMbaDr376
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艾登：「……」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡly0HNLrcwW
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——跟弟控兄的寶貝弟弟交往，除了要有被虐虐樂的小強心外，還要記得買保險OTZ634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMdzNGDeIT
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結論：互控兄弟真心難拆，情敵太強大，艾登你還是回倫美人的懷抱吧！（O634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7xLWqP3bf
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【艾登x汪一全】634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ioGhFTkax
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全叔先崩潰，「我操！拜託你們饒了我吧？老子正港直男，真心彎不了啊！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7x055olg6
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艾登震驚，匪夷所思貌，「Oh God！先不說大叔不是美人這個嚴重問題，我們做人要敬老尊賢、愛護長輩啊，怎麼可以叫哥對大叔做這種事呢？這樣是不對的！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNLRkc7w3b
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「長輩你個頭！老子比你還年輕！」全叔怒巴豬頭。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUmKemgVcV
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艾登抱頭逃，「好啦好啦，大叔老當益壯，別氣了別氣了，年紀大心臟不好，你老氣壞身子，哥去哪找一個經紀人賠小貝兒啊？」以下數千字勸導老人家的保健之道。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoWSrlO9YP
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全叔氣絕。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Y1HNSb13o
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——天人永隔，悲劇收場！634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYv30vDxO9
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結論：欺負長輩是不道德的。（重點錯＃634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb20eMmzhzx
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【席倫x貝兒】634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBQ13hctqY
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凌小琥立馬亂入，「卡卡卡！受受相親是不好的！兩隻總受能做個屁？有沒常識啊你？」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfZbgCBOS5
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倫：「……」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIUGEtDNYJ
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貝：「……」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGR8aDXTJw3
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喵芭怒摔劇本，「你是作者還我是作者？造反了你！你、你幹嘛？你別過來！救命啊！」634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyc3gSlrhs1
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——腦殘結束，作者被暴力解決。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWqWnZY1zk
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結論：千萬不要跟女漢子作對qwq634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfTM16XC9k
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Happy New Year！634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgYC1FK4yK
2017年的第一天來發個腦抽文～XD634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpA4Cs0P5JH
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依舊是在填靈能坑的中途腦病發作。634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufEYaKAoig
下次來玩玩靈能組的大風吹吧～ＡＷＡ（準備被釘孤支＃634Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYvlgGhIaw
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