「司法不公,迫害教主。相信剪刀,獲得自由。」信徒整齊劃一向警方的抗議,並團團包圍看守所。這一天是教主交保後停止羈押的日子,當教主在警察護送下走出看守所,立刻被熱情的信徒迎接。83Please respect copyright.PENANAEdnbCMLVzv
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「教主這些日子讓你受苦了,小剪刀們為教主請來地表最強的律師,這位是布律師。」83Please respect copyright.PENANAhit8EgBjvT
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「教主你好,敝姓布,剪頭石頭布的布律師。」 布律師伸出手向教主握手,並露出甜美的職業笑容。83Please respect copyright.PENANAskCx9aTI3c
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「布律師是個大美人啊!我真榮幸。」教主色瞇瞇地打量布律師。83Please respect copyright.PENANAsoo7a12aS2
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「我們直奔主題吧!你被指控的罪名有哪些?」布律師不理會教主的恭維,冷冰冰的說。83Please respect copyright.PENANAADslFSbyeV
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「檢查官提告我強制性交罪、傷害罪、恐嚇罪。」83Please respect copyright.PENANAxrjO3WuT1U
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「到我辦公室談吧!請誠實地把所有事情經過告訴我!」83Please respect copyright.PENANAW1vCPEmfRs
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在律師的帶領,教主走進布梅子律師事務所。83Please respect copyright.PENANAEQRShB3gW0
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「事情是這樣,那天晚上我開著計程車,見到楊桃子在路上攔車,她說她要去新月橋,我看她心事重重好像有心事,我關心她怎麼了,我擔心她是要去跳河,所以就開導她,並提議一起去教會,她說好,之後我們在教會一起跳舞、烤肉,過程很開心,我看她累了,問她要不要回家,還是留在教會過夜,她選擇過夜,那我就準備乾淨的房間,誰知道我帶她進去房間後,她的男朋友石頭老大衝進來,打我一頓,還告我性侵害,我是被仙人跳啊!」教主憤慨的說83Please respect copyright.PENANAlziSDSRyTC
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「你的意思是說你被陷害嗎?」83Please respect copyright.PENANAVe9e9vW90x
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「是的。」83Please respect copyright.PENANAvPEEOyBvE5
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「請你對我坦誠事情的真相,不然我沒辦法真的幫到你。」83Please respect copyright.PENANAWbAfMxDH1Y
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「還是被妳看出來,其實我用溝通的方式帶楊桃子進房間,但我都是為她好,我想幫助她完成個體化儀式。」83Please respect copyright.PENANA2S0BV2haTh
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「你的個體化儀式指的是?」83Please respect copyright.PENANAoBD9rZ6zQ2
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「脫光彼此的衣服,讓彼此看見自己的內在小孩,引導信徒享受人間至樂,透過美妙的性愛歡愉,剪斷負面的情緒陰霾。」83Please respect copyright.PENANAAtvr0HFV72
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「好,我知道了,在法院上你不能提到個體化儀式,這對你相當不利,務必請用討論教義來取代這個說法,除此之外,你有留下什麼證據給檢方嗎?」83Please respect copyright.PENANAAt3S6GghmK
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「後來警察搜查教會時,在我的電腦D槽時搜到我跟女信徒的性愛影片,檢方打算用這些影片為證據來告我。」83Please respect copyright.PENANApB6PbtjAuq
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「這就有點棘手,你有強迫女信徒跟你發生關係嗎?」83Please respect copyright.PENANAN3Di9sC83M
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「我沒有半點脅迫,用熱情的溝通來建立性關係,一切都是兩情相悅。」83Please respect copyright.PENANAElxHlvbORB
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「你有辦法提出積極的證據嗎?」83Please respect copyright.PENANACPEX0YGT9N
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「恐怕是沒辦法,畢竟這是靈魂之間的美妙碰撞。」83Please respect copyright.PENANADMaAD3t85o
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「女信徒會出面指控你嗎?」83Please respect copyright.PENANARPM6Aqtzlw
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「這我不清楚,律師我會敗訴嗎?」教主露出擔憂的神色83Please respect copyright.PENANADJYyrwSky5
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「你不用過度擔心一定會敗訴,只要運用巧妙的說話技巧,也有可能會無罪釋放。」83Please respect copyright.PENANA1JLJ8jembN
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「真的嗎?」83Please respect copyright.PENANATmPdHeDaXF
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「從你的敘述脈絡,我聽見的是另外一個故事版本,一個勸人為善的教主,關心乘客的心理健康,想要擺渡信徒過岸,卻因為信仰價值的不同,產生溝通上的誤會,最後警察濫用公權力介入,非但沒有解決問題,反而造成教主和信徒更大的傷害。」83Please respect copyright.PENANAlEc8HNUIu4
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「哇!律師你的聽力真好,你怎麼聽出事實的真相。」83Please respect copyright.PENANAKcX6jMmmiv
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「事實的真相不是重點,真正的關鍵在證據的解讀,要讓證據說出你想說的話,必須引導法官相信你的敘述邏輯,我會教你怎麼在法院避重就輕,你照著我的說詞練習,你是不會輸的,我們來攻防演練吧。」布梅子拿出她設計好的言詞辯論書給教主看。83Please respect copyright.PENANADCjFvjmIya
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接下來他們進行法院的沙盤推演,不斷演練話術,彷彿是即將登台表演的話劇演員。