我:喂,小姐,又想轉移話題?53Please respect copyright.PENANAO5sqJh4Xbf
Nikki:唔係想轉移,係我覺得你應該同鄭。。。Athena傾囉。53Please respect copyright.PENANAN8SDuboO7g
我:妳哋兩個果然「夾」!佢叫我問妳,妳又叫我問佢!53Please respect copyright.PENANADZaPXjLeaq
Nikki:我驚你覺得我「橫刀奪愛」,打9我。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANAXpI8v46QuB
我真係唔知究竟Nikki呢句說話係真心話。。。定講笑。不過,我大概估到喺Nikki身上,應該問唔到啲乜嘢。53Please respect copyright.PENANACNIKemA8hX
不過。。。有啲嘢我一定要知。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANA1WE383HPRD
我:嗱,老老實實,星期一我女朋友要搬去同妳「同居」,斷估都唔係只係做妳「室友」咁簡單?53Please respect copyright.PENANADSeDYyZxiI
Nikki:可。。。可以咁講。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANA4VExnLTZWA
我:即係我要預我女朋友晚晚同妳扑。。。唔係。。。「愛愛」啦?53Please respect copyright.PENANAagW2KaK5Un
Nikki:可以。。。咁講啦。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANAU5zllVOoR6
我:妳。。。真心鐘意Athena?但係。。。妳又可以同我做愛,即係女唔係基。。。咁即係。。。?53Please respect copyright.PENANAl6vhInwTnF
Nikki:我「雙性戀」㗎。我以前喺日本講書嘅時候,都有同我同房拍拖。。。我真心鐘意Athena㗎!53Please respect copyright.PENANAlWE6HckDxk
我聽到Nikki話自己係「雙性戀」。。。又真心鍾意Athena,我個心跳即係狂升上差唔多二百吓!53Please respect copyright.PENANAOMaLffLw80
差啲心臟病發!53Please respect copyright.PENANAmKFoLrnIKN
突然我諗起,如果Nikki呢種男女通殺嘅喜好叫做「雙性戀」,咁水姐又算唔算係?53Please respect copyright.PENANAik6Y7bfB1Y
我:妳。。。認真?53Please respect copyright.PENANA6eFGMFpaF5
Nikki:緊係。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANAxKRD3M7zRN
我:咁妳對我。。。只係玩玩吓?53Please respect copyright.PENANAnCXxohUvqc
Nikki:我都係真心鍾意你!53Please respect copyright.PENANArwCEqOS1pE
我:吓?點。。。點解?53Please respect copyright.PENANAnVOXn2Jo5i
Nikki:記唔記L得我哋啱啱開始做幫莊,第一個月對數我對濡咗「興發証卷」(大家唔駛Google啦,因為唔係真名)個一條沽5球貨Order?本來我對數字好L敏感,但唔知點解居然都睇濡咗眼!53Please respect copyright.PENANA7BBLtd6BDd
我:記得。我第二日話返妳知。咁又點?53Please respect copyright.PENANAB81v89Wkma
Nikki:嗰條數喺計落我度,如果冇計嘅話,我收少差唔多九千幾呀!但係。。。你居然主動話我知。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANABuCRAJsU8M
我:喂,咁數還數。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANAWUtkn90Qtr
Nikki:大佬,你同我都係做同一行,九千幾蚊只要唔L出聲,乜都唔駛做就有,有邊個經紀會Say No呀?呢一行弱肉強食,有幾多個經紀真係好人?尤其係「同行如敵國」。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANA5ETpc1L7tC
我:咁嗰啲真係妳啲錢。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANAYxJ4ySUWa9
Nikki:所以Athena咪話你係乖乖仔好男人!53Please respect copyright.PENANABv4iMiuOdv
(各位,我以前絕對唔係好男人,亦唔係聖人。我都有賤格嘅時候。以後Update,同Nikki去到後嚟,同埋尤其講到我同Athena後期接近分手嘅時候,你哋就會知道,所謂嘅「好男人」,只係每個人嘅觀點與角度嘅問題。)53Please respect copyright.PENANAvp2XWeUr8v
我:咪玩我啦。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANADsRekRpL7a
Nikki:我知你屋企有啲錢,你可以返屋企幫手做生意,做「公子哥兒」,但係你居然肯用自己啲錢去救Athena。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANAW5qBvfAvVo
突然Nikki停咗落嚟。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANAxSJzQuurtE
Nikki:我。。。從來冇遇上過好男人。喺我細細個嘅時候,我阿爸唔要我哋一家人,就同個台灣女人走L咗,我唯一一個男朋友當住我面同其他女人攪9埋一齊,當我盲咗!後嚟仲搶埋我做Part Time辛辛苦苦儲落嘅三萬幾蚊!宜出嚟做嘢,啲大孖沙、基金佬、有錢佬,個個都剩係想屌我!屌完先至得嗰一兩個肯開個戶口!佢哋個個都係死仆街!宜家我終於遇上一個好男人。。。同埋一個好女人!好似個天突然要我幸福咁。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANAJifd8sXdyz
我越聽越同情Nikki。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANASwuFS8vsEm
Athena頭先喺電話度講得啱,Nikki以前嘅往事的確係慘。53Please respect copyright.PENANABm2tJALguW
不過。。。佢又話個天終於俾佢遇到一個好男人同一個好女人,咁即係。。。點?53Please respect copyright.PENANA1meJR4lAIc
我:Nikki姐,我哋同Athena都唔係妳想像中嘅乜嘢好男人好女人。如果好,佢之前又點會遇上咁大麻煩?53Please respect copyright.PENANAlouwxhVOFS
Nikki:咁。。。女人都有性需要嫁嘛!而且,男人可以出嚟玩,點解我哋女人就唔L得?總之我覺得你哋好好!53Please respect copyright.PENANAgIUIJcuf5T
所以點解我喺上面話「好男/女人」只係某一個人嘅觀點同角度嘅問題。53Please respect copyright.PENANAdPyu3WX9RO
我:唉。。。咁宜家。。。即係點?53Please respect copyright.PENANA8hEnuctjcI
Nikki:我份人好L貪心㗎!喺我尋日見你之前嗰幾日,我已經問準我條女。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANAgAQEGa5lrL
「我條女」!😦😦😦53Please respect copyright.PENANAwGFdD4il0N
Athena做咗Nikki條女!53Please respect copyright.PENANA0g5E4NClpP
Nikki:Sor9oy。。。叫慣咗。。。唔好意思呀,Vincent哥。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANA4AU3kqCG1x
突然,我哋Ordered嘅嘢一次過到晒。53Please respect copyright.PENANAFswfHJpt9v
當嗰Waiter上菜嘅時候,我突然醒起呢間餐廳,就係Athena喺我哋正式拍拖前,對我「坦白」嘅地方。估唔到宜家居然又係Nikki對我「表白」嘅地方。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANAXdrNmyH9qy
Nikki:嘩!正!我唔L客氣。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANASbE0XT8ZcU
我:喂,講埋先啦,妳問準我女朋友乜嘢?53Please respect copyright.PENANArxJe8vRu6a
Nikki已經冇等我,佢馬上郁手切腸食。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANA1VpdiV9Kmb
Nikki:我問佢可唔可以分你做我男朋友囉!Mmmmm。。。好味,正!53Please respect copyright.PENANAg8HdqQ5eg4
我:咁。。。咁佢點答妳。。。?53Please respect copyright.PENANA8GjIPQ3Ta2
Nikki:佢話如果我攪L得掂你,你又肯落㗳嘅話,佢冇問題。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANAZOPNM8aoYz
果然同頭先Athena喺電話度講嘅基本上一模一樣。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANAHH9pFxqEXE
我當時心係度諗:咁樣,我咪變相有兩個女朋友、Athena同Nikki各自都有一個女朋友同一個男朋友?53Please respect copyright.PENANAuwXImx3aKh
咪住咪住。。。Nikki同Athena邊個做男邊個做女呀?突然我腦海浮現Athena同Nikki,光脫脫咁喺張床上。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANAmpclFcHn0a
夜夜纏綿。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANAKqSm2yO8xK
我條周又馬上起立致敬。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANACh2txat14l
突然我見到Nikki一路「慢慢」品嘗一條燒到火紅嘅肉腸,仲要特登咪起對眼望住我,然後伸條脷出嚟去舐條腸。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANA8bu0yX6pZm
我屌!53Please respect copyright.PENANAULZvx4gr6c
Nikki:條腸大L過你條腸。。。嘻嘻。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANAF1VNxYAYoH
SHIT!53Please respect copyright.PENANAZepErCaa9x
Nikki:不如叫多碟德國腸囉?53Please respect copyright.PENANAWIoK1mhwmk
我:唔夠?妳咁肚餓?😳😳😳53Please respect copyright.PENANAHzGeKwyAkf
Nikki:不係我食呀。我要你食多啲,「以形補形」,我呢兩日要你不停咁射!53Please respect copyright.PENANAYYfbXyBkA6
我:咁大食?53Please respect copyright.PENANA9evNMU9yzf
Nikki:仲有。。。53Please respect copyright.PENANAuKgeXliU1P
又仲有?😱😱😱53Please respect copyright.PENANAEIABKChacc
Nikki:我仲要你以後日日都要射嘢俾我同我女朋友!53Please respect copyright.PENANAKXHn1zNnUW