我：喂，小姐，又想轉移話題？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsPDJ8NY3H
Nikki：唔係想轉移，係我覺得你應該同鄭。。。Athena傾囉。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQ3LmVsVCT
我：妳哋兩個果然「夾」！佢叫我問妳，妳又叫我問佢！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqjFRr4w4b
Nikki：我驚你覺得我「橫刀奪愛」，打9我。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuQ8kUhPf2
我真係唔知究竟Nikki呢句說話係真心話。。。定講笑。不過，我大概估到喺Nikki身上，應該問唔到啲乜嘢。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aWPAdRJSW
不過。。。有啲嘢我一定要知。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQt2sAHYRZ
我：嗱，老老實實，星期一我女朋友要搬去同妳「同居」，斷估都唔係只係做妳「室友」咁簡單？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRy3dlW57oP
Nikki：可。。。可以咁講。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIazxTYiOo
我：即係我要預我女朋友晚晚同妳扑。。。唔係。。。「愛愛」啦？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKQfTw81hQ
Nikki：可以。。。咁講啦。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnCyS4jFnV
我：妳。。。真心鐘意Athena？但係。。。妳又可以同我做愛，即係女唔係基。。。咁即係。。。？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBiuRUNV2Q
Nikki：我「雙性戀」㗎。我以前喺日本講書嘅時候，都有同我同房拍拖。。。我真心鐘意Athena㗎！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGFuVBDlW1
我聽到Nikki話自己係「雙性戀」。。。又真心鍾意Athena，我個心跳即係狂升上差唔多二百吓！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CUAtzXoCN
差啲心臟病發！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3C9TqYi8u
突然我諗起，如果Nikki呢種男女通殺嘅喜好叫做「雙性戀」，咁水姐又算唔算係？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0ReUv4ioS
我：妳。。。認真？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigTIeGkfXw
Nikki：緊係。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHs4i3l59L
我：咁妳對我。。。只係玩玩吓？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnur0KhLt8l
Nikki：我都係真心鍾意你！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfneTtAzt6
我：吓？點。。。點解？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2korIkiUmP
Nikki：記唔記L得我哋啱啱開始做幫莊，第一個月對數我對濡咗「興發証卷」（大家唔駛Google啦，因為唔係真名）個一條沽5球貨Order？本來我對數字好L敏感，但唔知點解居然都睇濡咗眼！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3bFltPkJW
我：記得。我第二日話返妳知。咁又點？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXxPuVDH42
Nikki：嗰條數喺計落我度，如果冇計嘅話，我收少差唔多九千幾呀！但係。。。你居然主動話我知。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjg64KRf3dX
我：喂，咁數還數。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbaCTfGOxI
Nikki：大佬，你同我都係做同一行，九千幾蚊只要唔L出聲，乜都唔駛做就有，有邊個經紀會Say No呀？呢一行弱肉強食，有幾多個經紀真係好人？尤其係「同行如敵國」。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqK5ln7TE1g
我：咁嗰啲真係妳啲錢。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkaHTL3wpg
Nikki：所以Athena咪話你係乖乖仔好男人！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwcYt7enle
（各位，我以前絕對唔係好男人，亦唔係聖人。我都有賤格嘅時候。以後Update，同Nikki去到後嚟，同埋尤其講到我同Athena後期接近分手嘅時候，你哋就會知道，所謂嘅「好男人」，只係每個人嘅觀點與角度嘅問題。）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkiqD4Ogyl
我：咪玩我啦。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0Jz5wAxnf
Nikki：我知你屋企有啲錢，你可以返屋企幫手做生意，做「公子哥兒」，但係你居然肯用自己啲錢去救Athena。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlex2gXDcNc
突然Nikki停咗落嚟。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlfVGr3f0l
Nikki：我。。。從來冇遇上過好男人。喺我細細個嘅時候，我阿爸唔要我哋一家人，就同個台灣女人走L咗，我唯一一個男朋友當住我面同其他女人攪9埋一齊，當我盲咗！後嚟仲搶埋我做Part Time辛辛苦苦儲落嘅三萬幾蚊！宜出嚟做嘢，啲大孖沙、基金佬、有錢佬，個個都剩係想屌我！屌完先至得嗰一兩個肯開個戶口！佢哋個個都係死仆街！宜家我終於遇上一個好男人。。。同埋一個好女人！好似個天突然要我幸福咁。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dMDXRXM59
我越聽越同情Nikki。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3rNhn7ysD
Athena頭先喺電話度講得啱，Nikki以前嘅往事的確係慘。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWBMVhYSul
不過。。。佢又話個天終於俾佢遇到一個好男人同一個好女人，咁即係。。。點？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnrDb1WjEl
我：Nikki姐，我哋同Athena都唔係妳想像中嘅乜嘢好男人好女人。如果好，佢之前又點會遇上咁大麻煩？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7gUoBqiXY
Nikki：咁。。。女人都有性需要嫁嘛！而且，男人可以出嚟玩，點解我哋女人就唔L得？總之我覺得你哋好好！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JVeCiXB8e
所以點解我喺上面話「好男/女人」只係某一個人嘅觀點同角度嘅問題。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDf7DYpiWfM
我：唉。。。咁宜家。。。即係點？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctHHGaxEUl
Nikki：我份人好L貪心㗎！喺我尋日見你之前嗰幾日，我已經問準我條女。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQdGphN4cA
「我條女」！😦😦😦47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLttt1WPYv
Athena做咗Nikki條女！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNHm4ee103
Nikki：Sor9oy。。。叫慣咗。。。唔好意思呀，Vincent哥。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfO0lH46f8S
突然，我哋Ordered嘅嘢一次過到晒。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHDLF3MIA0
當嗰Waiter上菜嘅時候，我突然醒起呢間餐廳，就係Athena喺我哋正式拍拖前，對我「坦白」嘅地方。估唔到宜家居然又係Nikki對我「表白」嘅地方。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRkXm1784O
Nikki：嘩！正！我唔L客氣。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtYjhOoWlU
我：喂，講埋先啦，妳問準我女朋友乜嘢？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFH8yhUgix
Nikki已經冇等我，佢馬上郁手切腸食。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqXK2bkWbp
Nikki：我問佢可唔可以分你做我男朋友囉！Mmmmm。。。好味，正！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALO2KDnVX8
我：咁。。。咁佢點答妳。。。？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ejq70482c
Nikki：佢話如果我攪L得掂你，你又肯落㗳嘅話，佢冇問題。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb36HunaL33
果然同頭先Athena喺電話度講嘅基本上一模一樣。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPwaPdChFb
我當時心係度諗：咁樣，我咪變相有兩個女朋友、Athena同Nikki各自都有一個女朋友同一個男朋友？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2MBuzrDcx
咪住咪住。。。Nikki同Athena邊個做男邊個做女呀？突然我腦海浮現Athena同Nikki，光脫脫咁喺張床上。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PMojeP5lz
夜夜纏綿。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAJxkyYUrI
我條周又馬上起立致敬。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPbU9qyLJV
突然我見到Nikki一路「慢慢」品嘗一條燒到火紅嘅肉腸，仲要特登咪起對眼望住我，然後伸條脷出嚟去舐條腸。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5e6VDX6oFI
我屌！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTSQbXClnA
Nikki：條腸大L過你條腸。。。嘻嘻。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPz9qqmKcbw
SHIT！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0lzXH0bl7
Nikki：不如叫多碟德國腸囉？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5yiYF7UqO
我：唔夠？妳咁肚餓？😳😳😳47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIIq9GPKLV
Nikki：不係我食呀。我要你食多啲，「以形補形」，我呢兩日要你不停咁射！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyi530iRwHI
我：咁大食？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuOswvDL2W
Nikki：仲有。。。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1uTJEfXjT
又仲有？😱😱😱47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoujjGCSaz
Nikki：我仲要你以後日日都要射嘢俾我同我女朋友！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtXXmqWMOO
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