由於媽媽會說「去問你爸」,所以孩子直接問爸爸。50Please respect copyright.PENANA4F1ORkMQ3P
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阿爾敏露出尷尬的笑容:「你已經到了會對這種事感興趣的年紀了。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAWI41kU6cKo
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沒關係,他早知道這一天會來。50Please respect copyright.PENANAwOXa6tzJhu
他當初在挑選胎教的參考書籍時,就連同兒童健康教育與青春期煩惱的書都一起買了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAqDexqlveg7
有備無患。50Please respect copyright.PENANALJvPeU922M
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「等爸爸下班回來就告訴你。」
晚餐後,阿爾敏拿出資料,開始第一次健康教育講座。50Please respect copyright.PENANArcb7lSnvE3
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「當精子與卵子結合成受精卵,受精卵會慢慢發育成小嬰兒,從媽媽的肚子裡生出來。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAlTv2xBDN5K
接下來的三個小時,阿爾敏從生物學角度出發,從遺傳機制講到受精卵發育的各個階段,甚至還親手畫了幾張示意圖。50Please respect copyright.PENANAAUQ1W4wsXX
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「……正因如此,每個生命的誕生都是小小的奇蹟,都值得被珍惜。」阿爾敏做一個小結:「爸爸希望你成為一個『珍惜自己生命,也尊重其他生命』的人。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAKrasJg301c
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孩子配合地點點頭。50Please respect copyright.PENANA4rDYQBQ1fL
講完原理後,阿爾敏拿起另一本書,展示孕婦不同時期的照片,語重心長地說明懷孕對女性身體的影響,並分享當年亞妮懷孕時的小故事。50Please respect copyright.PENANA1QgDR9k8uG
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「你們該睡了,你爸爸明天還要出差。」剛好,當事人因課程嚴重超時,前來關切。50Please respect copyright.PENANA5Zib74CDJt
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阿爾敏在孩子耳邊低語:「媽媽這麼辛苦,你要不要趁現在跟媽媽說謝謝?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAmsmLNwfk5H
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孩子很聽話地跑去抱住亞妮的腰:「媽媽,謝謝你生下我!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1BIHLcvH4
亞妮愣了一下,看向阿爾敏,他的眼神裡全是欣慰和鼓勵:接受吧,這是你應得的。50Please respect copyright.PENANAppt1WMl2Dv
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亞妮無聲地嘆一口氣,摸了摸孩子的頭,嘴角微微揚起:「你好好活著就行。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAsYCGEzSc8h
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阿爾敏也走過去,一手摟住太太,一手摟住孩子,心裡非常充實。50Please respect copyright.PENANAgxa93Pb8mH
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突如其來的健康教育課程就這樣圓滿結束了。50Please respect copyright.PENANA60INbwbSkY
隔天早餐時,孩子若有所思地咬著麵包,忽然開口:「爸爸,我想到一個問題。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAHrbLhG0C6D
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阿爾敏替自己倒了一杯茶:「什麼問題都可以問。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAQN5SAfq75H
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孩子邊說明邊比劃:「既然精子在爸爸體內,卵子在媽媽體內,那精子跟卵子是怎麼碰在一起的?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAGFFXZoyh1x
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空氣瞬間安靜。50Please respect copyright.PENANABv5SVI1dIF
阿爾敏失手把茶灑在桌上。50Please respect copyright.PENANA55nnMiinpb
孩子感覺到自己似乎做錯了什麼,小心翼翼地問:「這是不可以知道的事情嗎?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAOvgTVqm6n6
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「不是,我只是被茶燙到了。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAgNXywYCTfQ
阿爾敏用溫柔的眼神來鼓勵孩子:「有不懂的事情就應該去瞭解清楚,你做了正確的行為。」50Please respect copyright.PENANAibJVPExY60
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「……只是爸爸要出差幾天。」阿爾敏起身穿上外套:「等我回來的時候,就告訴你這個秘密。」50Please respect copyright.PENANANdkBk5B0vw
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拿抹布幫忙擦桌子的亞妮淡淡地說:「講這種話的人通常都回不來。」50Please respect copyright.PENANACzRsKHjTRo
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「我三天後就回來!」阿爾敏強調。50Please respect copyright.PENANA1eYwJ7stI2
三天後,阿爾敏回到家,正準備面對這尷尬的話題時,孩子卻露出靦腆的笑容:「爸爸,不用了,我已經自己查書找到答案了!」50Please respect copyright.PENANAta5315y0xU
阿爾敏先是鬆了一口氣,接著感到更緊張:「……你都看了什麼?」50Please respect copyright.PENANA3JSwe8C9kh
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於是阿爾敏按照計畫開了第二次健康教育講座。50Please respect copyright.PENANAmjDkd3IzuJ
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作者的話:
我原本是想要寫一些孩子用問題迫害阿爾敏的搞笑對話,結果越寫越正經,我只好把標籤從「搞笑向」改成「溫馨向」。50Please respect copyright.PENANABznIvEA02C
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我本來想要有個人來吐槽阿爾敏「老是想犧牲自己來解決問題的人有資格叫別人珍惜自己的生命嗎?」50Please respect copyright.PENANAPPo9x12t8w
不過既然這篇故事的背景是平行世界的現代社會,那就算了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1qqpMrttX
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孩子的性別與約翰的CP因為不是故事的重點,所以開放讀者自行想像。