“I thought my life would be the same: wake up, survive, go to sleep. But then I met him, my life turned upside down. I will not be dead by a hurricane, nor a heart attack, but by falling too deep in his green hazel eyes…”336Please respect copyright.PENANAZCBT4BMPTN
August 11 2014
“Hey girl, you’re coming up tomorrow right?” asked Amanda.
“Duhh!! I’m really excited” I reply.
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Name: Alissa Madison.
Age: eighteen years old.
Weakness: Really cute guys with glasses.
Trait: Obnoxious little dumb bubblegum chicken nugget.
Name: Amanda Reynolds.
Age: eighteen years old.
Weakness: Me!! (Just kidding I don’t know)
Trait: Big dirty minded burger.
I and Amanda has been BFFA (Best Friends For Ages). Every year we go to this festival/ kermes in our village. And this year I’m really excited because this year all members of my squad are there!!
Members of my squad +nicknames:
-Alissa Madison (Unicorn)
-Amanda Reynolds (Moudy)
-Charlie Flynn (Chai)
-Carlos Tanner (Carlitto)
-Ian Wild (The Wild)
-Dan Hunter (Daniel The Spaniel)
-Talia Flynn (Tota)
-Joseph Sparkle (Sparkly Jojo)
“I’m really happy we’ll all be here this year. It’s been actually 2 years that Dan…… “AAAAAAAHHHH”
“Wha-
“Sssshhhhh “She says “I think I heard a one direction song.”
“OH MY GOD WICH ONE??” I cry
“No… False alarm it’s not…” she mutters
“Ugh I hate you”
“Awe me too baby” She laughs.
Did I mention that I and Amanda are HUGE SUPER ONE DIRECTION FANS? Hehe well now I did. We’ve been loving them from the start. Those cute little sixteen year old British boys (who now are in their twenties) whose voices are flawless. And as usual I and she are the typical white fangirls. Her favorite is Harry but personally the best is Louis I mean his voice is like an angle!! I die every time I hear it. If you’ve never heard his audition on the X Factor, then what are you waiting for go check it out!
I throw my phone on the mattress and check out my emails.
To: AM_unicorneShit33
From: SexyDrew_
Subject: Festival Shit.
Hey gorgeous I couldn’t text you nor call you because my phone is dead. Anyway can’t go to that festival shit with you. Bye see you when you come back.
Great. Now I ain’t got no boyfriend coming with me. What on earth would he be doing other than coming with his beautiful, sexy, hot girlfriend (not flattering myself af :P) to her village.
{{Maybe he got an invitation to the cheesecake factory and he can eat whatever he wants for free}} my glutton inner self says.
[[Or maybe he’s going to bedazzle his Unicorn or he’s having a meeting with all the evil persons to ruin the world. I bet You-know-who, Darth Vader and The Joker are there laughing their asses with him]] my geeky inner self says.
Drew Anderson or as he name himself ON EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA ALIVE SexyDrew is my boyfriend. Let me describe him to you: GREEK GOD. He is tall, muscly, and popular. We’ve been dating since ninth grade when he asked me out after his football match. The problem is that popularity has changed him loads. He’s being a jerk and a Fuckboy. He only thinks about himself and about how he looks. And he kind of made me lose my virginity… I’m starting to regret dating him. I always want to break up with him but each time I’m going for it and I look at him, I freeze and can’t remember any of the words I practiced. And I’m too nice to break up with him by text. If he’s going to be the devil I ain’t gonna be his student. I still like him though… I regret falling in love with him. I fall asleep on the bed thinking of how awesome tomorrow will be.
BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP
See that, that is the world cursing me because my alarm woke me up from a dream with Dylan O’Brien. But the again I’m the one who set it at 7:30 am even though my parents wanted to wake up at 10 am. So I get prepared, put the book that I’m reading plus another one in case, my pencil case and some note books for doodling. I take my headphones and my phone from the charger the sit down and wait… 8:30 am and no one has woken up yet. I finally give up and use something I really enjoy doing… Singing. I plug my phone on the stereo and put “Wake up” by the Vamps. Let’s start the show…
“SO WAKE UUUUUP YOUR SLEEPINH HEAAAAAART AND WE WILL DREAM A DREAM FOR US THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN TOUCH…” I yell.
Curses and swear words start flying in the house at 100m/s if my calculations are right and they’re probably not. But when everyone was ready , we started our 75 km road trip to our village. And because I’m a professional singer, I have a compilation of songs for you. Those are my 10 favorite songs from 246 others:
-Dope by BTS
-Boy in Luv by BTS
-Fire by BTS
-War of hormones by BTS
-Infinity by One Direction
-No control by One Direction
-Perfect by One Direction
-Drag me down by One Direction
-Happily by One Direction
-Best song ever by One Direction
If you live under a rock, has no interest in K-pop music or don’t even know what it is, K-pop (Korean pop) is a genre of music people listen to and BTS (originally named TheBangtanBoys) is a Korean boy band. They’re like One Direction but with seven smoking hot Korean guys: V , Jungkook , Jimin , J-hope , Rap monster , Suga and Jin. And in the community of weird people ( me as the leader) we listen to this kind of unicorn shit. Basically people start thinking were the fuck did I come from whenever I sing their songs. I also listen rock and metal. You know Nirvana, Metallica, Panic! At the disco, Fall out boy. The usual. But if you see me you wouldn’t think I listen to rock and metal because I look like the kind of girl who would ride a unicorn into the sunset while eating a burrito. Anyway when we finally arrive I throw my bag in my room and text my squad.
~Everyone has logged on except sparkly Jojo~
Unicorn: HAAALLLOOOOWW GUYS I’M HERE!!
Moudy: YAAAAAY
The wild: Finally you took time
Unicorn: AAAAAAAAAAAA
Tota: AAAAAAAAAAAA
Moudy: AAAAAAAAAAAA
Daniel the spaniel: Can you girls stop!!
Tota: NOOOOOO
Moudy: NEVEEEEEEER
Unicorn: We are never ever ever gonna stop Daniel we-e
Carlitto: Our typical girls, they’ll never stop
Daniel the spaniel: Char come on back me up!!
Char: NEVEEEEEEER!!!
Daniel the spaniel: I’m done.
~Daniel the spaniel has logged off~
Daniel is the oldest one between us. You’ve got me, Amanda, Ian and Talia who are 18, Joseph, Charlie and Carlos who are 19 and Dan who is 23. I know he’s too old to be hanging out with seniors. But he’s actually been in our squad since we were 14. Amanda had a crush on this 19 year old guy who was really cute. And this 19 year old boy turned out to me my second cousin AKA Dan. She begged me to ask him to sit with us. And from that night he became part of our squad till now. So of course he’s gonna act like that. He’s basically in a group with 18 year old immature high school kids while he’s a 23 year old wise college student. That’s the least he can do. But like Amanda said he loves us still.336Please respect copyright.PENANAFG9Li0wvy7