Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7rr4n90Jd
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPt9jrGY2e3
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmETEk7S3LH
Eric: Warriors? Why?505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKJffnPRPa
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEY76RJHLm
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDxx9GQOfr
Anya: You look like crap.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSqE9hNpxl
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeVQJ4B4FI
Anya: Is that your wish?505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvPCPwBZRe
Cordy: No.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RFMeCfGlo
Anya: Okay.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBr2bJ0HMDw
Cordy: Yeah.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kDPoqHQKd
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRq5ZRkjsS
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCHown2rHr
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb88yCNmCPY
Eric: I can help with that.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw40WbbBivH
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSw5iEO33U
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOo3PmgKKNm
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfcfTtD9Dm
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBBRhSJa7c
Xander: It's still disturbing.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnO9F1Iavx3
Anya: Deal with it.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAQ6xCiYbp
(Anya and Xander kiss.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOozQ4SNxn
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdztinjcp2
(the warriors cats come padding in.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAiK0qgkB1
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3K8L9FaZFX
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBmHl3xoJ7
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmssgKVC2TH
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SpqwJ4XsZ
Graystripe: We all are.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMv9jCEFGT
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NIGMu7bCq
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5LJFdrYXM
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstDLkjqssa
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpYTAYXFl9
Crowfeather: He's good.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUsQptJhIm
Tigerheart: Very good.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZ1g6KVSit
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8CfoSggeW
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcs0Eg489t
Squirrelflight: Hey now.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8LnPi83iz
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQF87AGNKB
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSEvzxSh97
Mistystar: They're right.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYtfnf6yIo
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDr3VLSy5bD
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoM6oVdiiNT
(Every cat is silent.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE880tVxrlD
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIqofZSdv7
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJJOCHbLTw
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8RyXTQmYt
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNy3Xnigk2p
Princess: You, too.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUHFnnkK7w
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8tVACnZ5v
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXng2M9sWL1
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUNrNE2BQs
(Anya picks up Firestar.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaTfdrI36R
Firestar: Watch it.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtm0vlK7p3T
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzQsRra8Xl
Xander: An, these cats are wild.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZxNGUkN0e
Anya: You're no fun.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntuTZOaGYn
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpLmWdHKn4
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR48hCGpzcx
Leafpool: Are you okay?505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMK8T8Bdbn
Firestar: I'm fine.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gnXxHXQck
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDbJsBCfA7
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeap4wk5HPH
Sookie: Likewise.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZoPdlWIOe
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8Jj4jbBv1
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpo0utZlE87
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4CftrBKfo
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbE4SGUkmc
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6qsigjWBM
Sookie: That's so cute!505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE77NorKYvZ
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTc0bVXyK3t
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnQX3v9Wi3
Longtail: Mousefur?505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5YQm2EnyQ
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMA1np2Tvjg
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUg5bKDb4E
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLznSWR48hG
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5GFGYsLqr
Crookedstar: I agree.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqRA2rojOL
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeNJeYNryI
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJ6LEOaMlp
Graystripe: Count me in.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLhcRnqEcX
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywXm5QuXC6
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHvfgGsjEw
(Anya smiles.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBxh7uvnvu
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoE9YOEPSP
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqV9iLvfhH
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ly5zbplam
(Anya and Xander kiss.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoZ5NT7Nrn
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1vYlkvNjt
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOSHLcT6ZS
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LKwyS5HS9
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6KZoaOryL
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRvu60lFc6
Ferncloud: I agree.
