而家係我面前,係一個一副愛情專家既能蟹仔、成日打我個頭既老牛大人、同用好崇拜既眼神望住佢地兩個人既COW……呢個,究竟係野野組合。701Please respect copyright.PENANA05AOs8Nrsa
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「兩位高手,我應該點樣先可以哄返我女朋友?」COW今日呢個問題已經問左好多次。701Please respect copyright.PENANAL6AdnlMRPM
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「係女人都鐘意搞大龍鳳,搞鑊比佢嘆下。」能蟹仔,頭先你講既野都好有道理架,但點解今次講既野咁唔同既。701Please respect copyright.PENANASO7AkWpGm9
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「大龍鳳?姐係點?」COW問。701Please respect copyright.PENANAECGbLrC7Dv
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「大龍鳳,就係公開比所有人知,你有幾愛佢。」老牛大人好鏗鏘咁一字一字講出黎,而COW就一副如夢初醒咁款。701Please respect copyright.PENANAbDYixKk0RV
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而我,就好無奈咁望住佢地,究竟係我既問題,定佢地既問題,點解我有一種唔想識呢班人既感覺既。701Please respect copyright.PENANAOp2R5qZVg2
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「但係……要點搞啊?」COW問。701Please respect copyright.PENANAV8kofhzxcP
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能蟹仔好認真咁望住COW,「一定要浪漫,而浪漫底下永遠由一樣野支撐。」701Please respect copyright.PENANAGOGt5tYm9x
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「係咩野?」COW問。701Please respect copyright.PENANApwyiehOcOG
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「錢!」老牛大人又好鏗鏘咁講,而COW一副恍然大悟話:「錢我有。」701Please respect copyright.PENANAPQorq5IBrd
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「咁就要諗下要點浪漫,有錢既支撐後,就要用令一樣野昇華。」能蟹仔又話。701Please respect copyright.PENANABjyMGuk5xq
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「係咩?」COW又問。701Please respect copyright.PENANAscMvPJE6zD
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「你地美麗既回憶,又或者更美好既驚喜。」老牛大人答。701Please respect copyright.PENANAsOdTGWNp07
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COW不停咁點一點頭。701Please respect copyright.PENANABnXnxfzX2o
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其實,佢地講既野係未真係WORK架……等等,佢地三個人好似望住我WO,我問一問佢地,「咩事?」701Please respect copyright.PENANAoaxAotdnGl
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「係比D意見好唔好啊,唔好剩係坐係度啦,硬頸牛。」能蟹仔話。701Please respect copyright.PENANAUoImjIgh4W
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「未係,都唔知點解生到你咁撚蠢都有既,好彩你識D朋友唔蠢姐。」老牛大人,蠢都係你生成我咁架……701Please respect copyright.PENANAUjUv1WN0dT
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COW就用好認真既眼神望坐我,好期待我既答案,而我,就用高登巴打絲打既一貫答法話:「WHY NOT BOTH……」701Please respect copyright.PENANAMFWmwYVzV3
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「好答案!」佢地三個就異口同聲咁話。701Please respect copyright.PENANA4TJ2k2pwFZ
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我愈黎愈覺得成件事愈黎愈危險,我再望一望我地呢個組合,終於諗到一句話,就係,三個臭皮匠,勝過……唔駛得講落去啦……701Please respect copyright.PENANAie1OiQY3Ga