接落黎呢一個星期我每晚都會同阿琪一齊,去行街、睇鞋、去超級市場買日用品同零食。我發覺阿琪都好師奶仔,好少可見佢同其他人講化妝既野,甚至係一個女仔扮靚既說話都好少同人講,但只要係講邊度有得食,點煮果件野先好食,邊度D食材平,佢就可以好多野講。808Please respect copyright.PENANAIifo4mwikw
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所以漸漸地我都會直接叫佢做師奶仔,而佢聽到我咁叫佢都好受落。808Please respect copyright.PENANA1kUMh7VUmh
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每一晚同阿琪既快樂時光,都令到我成個人傻笑得好嚴重,嚴重到係果種幸福係旁邊既人一睇到就知。808Please respect copyright.PENANAKUIzTXKMzB
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今晚,我就同阿琪買完野後同佢食埋糖水先返,又係食到個人傻下傻下咁返家,傻笑住咁開左度門,然後……808Please respect copyright.PENANAx1bUhaPOp8
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「都叫你個死仔咁夜返黎就細聲D啦,嘈成你娘親啊。」阿老牛大人又無啦啦係我身後出現。808Please respect copyright.PENANAvAzG5NOU2A
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「老牛大人,你下下咁係我後面嚇我,我會嚇死架。」我無佢咁好氣咁講。808Please respect copyright.PENANANsDIcxKt1k
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「係咁容易嚇死就好,未晚晚見你傻下傻下咁款,點解呢排,成日同女仔去街啊。」老牛大人,唔係一出夜街就係同女仔去既,不過我又真係晚晚同阿琪去街。808Please respect copyright.PENANAGARajnV4Tt
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「你未咁多事啦。」我笑住咁講。808Please respect copyright.PENANA7cZ3jRRF6d
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「笑得咁淫賤一定係同女仔去街啦。」老牛大人用理直氣壯既語他講。808Please respect copyright.PENANAA4yZ6ooK0M
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「咩野淫賤啊又……」我無奈咁望住佢。808Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0crPB251v
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而佢唔知係度搵緊D咩,直到搵到個袋仔後,遞比我話:「拎住防身啦。」808Please respect copyright.PENANAb9yzfiO6Nj
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我接過左個袋,然後望一望入面問:「咩黎架?」808Please respect copyright.PENANA0xcP5VAO91
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就係我見到係D咩果陣,老牛大人就話:「避孕套啊!搞野果陣記得帶啊!」808Please respect copyright.PENANA1vvaiy9k8w
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我聽到老牛大人咁大聲,就叫佢:「未咁大聲啦你……阿媽訓左架……」808Please respect copyright.PENANAD6uiSlRF11
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「你娘親一訓就好難先醒架啦,駛咩驚。」咁你又叫我唔好咁大聲嘈醒阿媽……808Please respect copyright.PENANAYGsw4eHq9a
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我扔返D避孕套比老牛大人,然後佢話:「仲咩啊?唔要啊?自己有?」808Please respect copyright.PENANAvNrHSLRdsW
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「邊有阿爸叫自己個仔帶備避孕套同人去街架……」我又好無奈咁話。808Please respect copyright.PENANAnAJ5RRP13N
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「又係WO,我想抱孫應該叫你中出人地架WO。」「老牛大人!」808Please respect copyright.PENANAbAS9bkadwW
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老牛大人聽到後大笑左幾下話:「咁就試到你係同女仔去街啦。」808Please respect copyright.PENANAjOQIMt0LvL
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「你……你未理啦,夜拿,去訓啦。」我推住佢入房。808Please respect copyright.PENANANzQPREKCO1
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「我起身痾夜尿啊死仔,你比我去埋先啦。」老牛大人講完就急急腳行去洗手間。808Please respect copyright.PENANATpP2EWnTUi
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年紀都咁大就咁健步如飛,而且……我望一望個袋避孕套,都唔知好嬲定好笑好,而係呢個時侯,有個短訊響起,我睇一睇,係一個新群組既MSG,呢個群組係未見過,我諗我係比人拉人去。808Please respect copyright.PENANAQHK4Ryou7l
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金姐:去打邊爐好唔好啊?808Please respect copyright.PENANA4SWTegPNSH
呂晨:好啊~我最鐘意打邊爐(心心眼)808Please respect copyright.PENANAdeVKp2tIPN
艾倫:WELL~想去邊間?話我知808Please respect copyright.PENANATM06DnvGN8
阿富:我加左阿牛入黎拿808Please respect copyright.PENANAGD2lmjuDKk
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呢幾個係我入左個GROUP後見到個MSG,我開一開呢個GROUP既SETTING 睇下有D咩人係入面,大部份都係我識既人,但有幾個狗公係入面,仲有,阿琪都係入面,然後,我收到阿琪既MSG。808Please respect copyright.PENANANN9IvEKlUg
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阿琪:你入左GROUP拿808Please respect copyright.PENANAf104hoQh2J
我:係啊,好似係阿富加我808Please respect copyright.PENANAlhTEb1Rt1q
阿琪:好野,係我叫佢加你架808Please respect copyright.PENANAu81p4GkWFl
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我望住部電話係度傻笑,而唔知幾時,老牛大人原來係我旁邊,望住我睇住部電話,「慘拿,生左個傻仔出黎……」808Please respect copyright.PENANABiwLG6IXkU
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「夜拿返去訓啦……」我無奈咁望住佢。808Please respect copyright.PENANAEPQ8v4Jhvm
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「知拿……」老牛大人慢慢行入房,「記得拎D避孕套啊,一次用一個好拿。」808Please respect copyright.PENANAnx3OqBJ0S3
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「痴線,留返你同阿媽用啦。」我笑住反駁。808Please respect copyright.PENANAOWzi3FlmfJ
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「你呢句先痴線。」老牛大人笑笑口講。808Please respect copyright.PENANA9EiPzdt69J