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「P街這邊出現了觸手星人！麻煩你快來！」電話裡頭傳來那熟悉、令人噁心的男聲。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxfqA5B9vm
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「來了來了……唉……」我坐起來伸個懶腰，反手扣好背上的扣子，隨手拿起件t-shirt套上身。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDM0GPw0mkT
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「變身！」戴在右手中指的戒指發出耀眼光芒。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpLhXCIamw
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眨眼間，我來到P街上空。我熟練地做出完美的空翻落地，小孩無不露出仰慕的目光。唉……做個空翻對現在的我有什麼難度？畢竟，熟悉的套路、滿是槽點的戰鬥已經是我的日常了。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VGaoJMsow
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只用了五分鐘，我打倒外星人，立刻回家洗洗睡。正準備躺到床上，我又接到那個胖子的電話。「又出現了？」我不耐煩問。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUU8JDtkoeI
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「不。我想找你開個會議。」他帶著抱歉的語氣說。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLXJE7ZUjU
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「不開。」我掛掉電話，手機隨手一扔，倒頭大睡。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqC5p8scXi
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睡了好一段時間，這次換門鈴響起來。「美祈小姐！請你開開門！這是很重要的事！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahkQ3pwhmd
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「不開！我工作範圍只有打倒外星人，不包括開會！」我躲到被窩裡。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2O6EmtIqjP
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「加班費！給你加班費！」他錘打門，叫：「一萬！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajTkbs6nDF
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「一萬一小時。」我故意把門只開一條縫。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNXQJhmdfM
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「好……好……」他無奈地掏出錢包，把錢交到我手上，我便打開門。「那麼……你想說什麼？」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxiv3i2kXc
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「最近外星人頻繁出現……這樣下去不是辦法！我想要主動出擊，查明他們的目的！所以，我想要一起闖進他們的飛船！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHXE07kESY
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「這算加班吧……」我雙手抱頭，背貼椅背。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7DiporFN8
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「給你。」他遞出鈔票。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlV9FxTwmN
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我數了數，有七萬。嗯……還不錯。說起來，有個疑問一直在我腦海裡盤旋。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsVnnGjLGc
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「你明明只是大學生，到底哪來這麼多錢？而且，你只是大學生，為啥懂得弄那些高科技的東西？」我把錢收入錢包。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9SrCi0B2u
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「呃……其實我只是賣了我一點點沒用的東西，然後就不知道為什麼售價很高，然後就有錢了……」他傻笑著搔搔頭。「至於變身器那些的話……我是看動漫、卡通得到靈感的。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdePc1X8yAo
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「呸……原來是宅男啊……以後乾脆叫你肥宅算了。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfSX2F7pVP
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「啊哈哈哈……」他尷尬地笑並轉移話題。「那麼，先說說入侵方法吧。」他拿出一張A3大小的紙，上面有個橄欖型的圓。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mOq8WkKqo
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「外星人的飛船暫時在北太平洋上空。然後這個是他們飛船的結構圖，這邊有門口，我們可以從這邊闖進去……」他在圖上指手劃腳，其實我看不明白。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2zVNJ7gBh
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「所以什麼時候去？」我打斷他的話。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMODD3PaM3r
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「現在。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6el2Gi6Sp
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「蛤？」他這個人每次都讓我大吃一驚。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19hoYSYAH2
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「飛船都帶來了，所以現在去吧。」他說得很理所當然。「我還做了翻譯糕，可以……」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kcf3xMqNS
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「飛船在哪？」我不得不再次打斷他的話。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMcKJI2LBO
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「放在走廊了。你家門口太小，搬不進來。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQ3fgQTLVb
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「你智障吧！」我衝出家，還好無人經過。「走吧！別被人發現。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWhyEjb7Tw
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「等等！先穿個布偶服以免被他們發現。」他慌亂的跟在我身後。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQnYrruKmT
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「拜託！外星人不像你智障好不好！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tXPn9vChS
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然後我就發現……是我太高估外星人的智力了……317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6kJMBY3hY
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我們剛下飛船，便被守門的觸手星人帶領去找船長。他們完全沒絲毫懷疑……317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaglFAnmBWi
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「找到王子了嗎？」船長問。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUVWW50NIP
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我正愁著要怎麼回答，身旁的肥宅便出聲回答：「報告船長！暫未發現！」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIxLkkH72F
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「真奇怪……明明儀器感應到王子在附近了……」船長喃喃自語。「算了，你們先休息。」317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGmxVMaynt
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「是的船長！」發現肥宅做了敬禮的動作，我也立即跟隨。船長點了點頭，我們便轉身離開。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeKCiRMuxD
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「呃……我們知道他們目的了誒，現在要走嗎？」說實話，這趟旅程出乎意料之外的快。317Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KTtKGMwfX
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「他們剛說用儀器感應王子……也就是說，是因為這儀器，他們才會來。那麼，令測出來的結果不是出現在地球不就行了嗎？」有時候，肥宅的智力不容忽視。ns216.73.216.238da2
