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刺拔當圖文部落客快三年了，每個禮拜最大的樂趣，除了下班後享受美食之外，就是想想日常生活中的趣事，然後編輯成簡短的小篇漫畫，一筆一劃慢慢畫出他的世界。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyToBlGJjt
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當初會取『刺拔』，根本是初入網路世界的中二屁孩心態，妄想用自己的畫筆，將己之所見這世界上的種種不平之尖刺，一一拔除…520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16UJ20fBR7
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多麼狂妄的口氣啊！現在呢？坐在電腦桌前，低頭看了一下自己逐年越擠出衣外的肚子，他長長嘆了口氣。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7vNpbn8Ms
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昨天他PO的漫畫，是有關自己身材走樣的事情；莞爾的自娛娛人，他本身也覺得沒什麼，但看到眾多留言裡，偶爾還是會出現這種的：『本來就長得不能見人了還肥成這樣，與其浪費時間放這種爛圖片還不如關掉網誌去做運動。』520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcGCjPf3EA
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酸民啊，他苦笑。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYwb6DhAY5
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三年來，粉絲數量穩定成長，他心懷感激，前陣子也有出版社主動聯絡，想討論集結成冊的事宜……想當然爾，樹大招風，留言裡三不五時被酸一下，已經是家常便飯。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitjofvnVhm
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他已經從不知天高地厚的大學生，蛻變成可以臨危不亂（他自己這麼認為）的社會人士了。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PkUXe23yZ
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裝作沒看到，就是對付這些酸民最好的辦法。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2Rsdk7gP1
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跳過酸言酸語和明顯白目挑釁的訊息，他挑選回覆有趣或感覺很用心的讀者回應。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWBPiFpP2f
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如往常一樣，今天，『瑟芙蘿』也是第一個留言。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJ9932Pfa9
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『刺拔大今天的漫畫也很好笑！瑟芙蘿最喜歡了！……』然後是一堆愛心和一長串的細細評論。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkQBEfqtYx
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這個粉絲是從他剛在B站出來就跟到現在的，一直都很貼心、懂分寸，也不會多管閒事。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbuXBusLmq
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刺拔習慣性地對著螢幕笑笑，慢慢回覆完留言，然後伸了個懶腰，螢幕右下角顯示的時間是深夜。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkSEhVvmjf
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起身想去冰箱裡拿點甚麼來喝，才發現已經沒有飲料了。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZERvuvtb7
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強迫症在這時候發作，周末夜沒有烏龍綠他會脾氣暴躁。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxdeAXR4SO
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一邊碎念自己健忘，一邊隨手抓起鑰匙，他穿著夾腳拖就要出門去家附近的便利商店。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgUrqKFonX
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等電梯時，他無聊地張望了鄰居的門口。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmmvNscvkI
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去年搬進這棟老公寓時，這一層只有他一戶，隔壁鄰居似乎是今年搬進來的，門口鋪了地墊、掛著一把傘、擺了幾個小巧可愛的盆栽；那鄰居從來沒跟他打過招呼，遇到了也只是低著頭迅速走過……當然他沒為這件事煩心，大城市裡，誰不防呢？520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWJoD3qtPy
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『叮』一聲，電梯門開了。一個長髮披肩的女人垂著頭走了出來。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrAZ7Q19IF
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是他的神祕鄰居。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzvcJ2r5x4
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那女人頭總是低低的，這次剛好因為他擋在電梯門口，她才勉強抬頭瞥了他一眼。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiM0ko0tsG
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過長的瀏海幾乎蓋住她的眼睛，但也只有驚鴻一瞥，刺拔看見她掩蓋在黑髮底下的水靈大眼。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fi4q1FMPW
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有著水靈大眼的嬌小長髮神秘鄰居，趁他還在發楞的時候，迅速從旁邊鑽了過去，兩三下開了自家大門，『砰』的一聲進屋去了。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtmDEgmKBI
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真奇怪的女人，他想。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pmoVt85Bb
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回憶著剛剛飄過鼻尖的髮香，他按住電梯按鈕下樓。迅速的在樓下便利商店買了飲料和零食，回家的路上，猛地看到路邊相依偎的年輕情侶。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKe0AZsEONt
一股莫名的寂寥感湧現，他趕緊甩甩頭，快快回到自己的小窩才是上策。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BSLOV2pZs
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邊吃零食的時候看新聞是他的習慣；一邊是垃圾食物，一邊是垃圾訊息，兩者都是無需動腦的事情，相輔相成，真不錯。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdJEbFs0gm
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隨意的點閱幾個有興趣的頭條，刺拔嘴裡嚼嚼嚼個不停，順道點開網路論壇，想說多少蒐集點靈感，卻突然看到奇怪的標題：520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCEgbA899E
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【問卦】有沒有發現筆戰班底突然消失的八卦？520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXSJXHw7ri
事情是這樣的……我朋友閒來沒事就會喜歡在網路上找架吵，520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUW7rsuPcfJ
被釣魚的事情也不是沒碰過，520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdRyrlbWzu
總之就是神經病一個，520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7Xt19lf59
但畢竟我們是從小到大的麻吉，520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2OO7JrMT0
常常網路上還是會聯絡一下。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7trDIwox1g
上個月他說他和一些筆戰認識的網友發現新目標，520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3VYKazNxM
我罵他神經病後他也沒怎樣，520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJEbXNpVPH
就喇一喇D賽說掰掰掛電話，520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOVaAVOESr
接著這個月初我的FB和信箱都有來信，520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUUzZPlv1R
他說他被盯上，還說他網友都莫名其妙突然失聯，520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEOAVU7Jqg
我原本想這個神經病又在發瘋，就沒有理他，520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFBQj454VG
結果這兩個禮拜他連我一封簡訊也沒回，520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshYJP0gbkm
電話打不通老家也沒人，520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5yw6Ntfar
手機LINE連已讀都沒有，一整個越想越毛……520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5ZwJYXplO
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該不會又是什麼都市傳說吧……？刺拔皺了皺眉頭，往下拉跳到回應繼續閱讀。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwzuRHvPJL
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→XXXX：他可能突然想去修行吧520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB44RjxGchW
→XXXX：別理他，餓了就會回來啦520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQfPnU9Np2
推XXXX：好像真的有這麼一回事……520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeiSKmp9zI
推XXXX：給一下你朋友的ID好ㄇ，不然怎幫找520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkmG7OuZM6
噓XXXX：愛筆戰就要有被鬥死的覺悟啦520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nraiqY5W6
→XXXX：我朋友OOOO也失聯，我明天要直接殺過去找他520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCSD9Jxhjn
→XXXX：有沒有失蹤不報警是因為警察太爛的八卦？520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYV2WjJEmi
噓XXXX：愛筆戰的活該520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlN9nTtbNj
推XXXX：我知道，刺拔的粉絲頁對不對520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQlvODsiCH
推XXXX：樓上是在知道什麼啦520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8G4C8UYdq
噓XXXX：八樓小心，下一個就是你520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IkXv4Tfg6
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……接著又是一長串各種各樣的回文。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqz299xJvV
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但沒有什麼比九樓的留言更吸引刺拔的注意了。粉絲頁？他有粉絲頁沒錯，可他從來沒注意過有人在自己的粉絲頁筆戰啊？520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRL7rpxR5O
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困惑之下，他估狗了自己的筆名，想知道些蛛絲馬跡。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8erIgX1TnJ
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在他不知不覺間，有幾個粉絲自己開的粉絲頁或是社團冒了出來。注意力稍稍被小小的虛榮心轉移了開，但突然，隔壁傳來砰砰砰的巨大聲響。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkURZzdFAyj
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刺拔先是嚇了好一大跳，回神後才想到自己隔壁住了個嬌小鄰居，電腦螢幕顯示時間，凌晨三點……一個獨居女孩子半夜怎麼會發出這種聲音？520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW57Wd08zte
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嬌小的身影，水靈靈的雙眼透過烏黑長髮望著他的樣子浮現腦海。他從椅子上跳起來，抓了手機衝出家門，猛敲隔壁鄰居的門。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGj2Ccq4cI
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「有人在家嗎――！？」直到感覺自己手痛，他才想到還可以按門鈴。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DvFBDShdk
沒有多想，刺拔死死的壓著門鈴鈕，一邊再度呼喚：「有人在家嗎――！？」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS23FriJT6e
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又一聲悶悶的『砰』的聲音從門內響起，然後聽到鎖頭打開的聲音。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0Tn94ebHF
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比較厚重的內門被打開，有著水靈大眼的嬌小長髮神秘鄰居從裡面探頭出來。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaxLG5s6Xr
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她已經換掉外出的服裝，換上居家的深藍染亞麻長衫和黑色內搭褲，長髮微微凌亂、潮紅的雙頰、還有微喘起伏的身軀、緊抓住門板的纖細小手。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3hMo3cwoV
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除了喘了點，她看起來一點兒事也沒有。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdZDhQdQBV
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「……請、請問什麼事嗎？」她像貓咪一樣細小的聲音，隔著鐵門傳了過來。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jD0JuNcZw
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「呃，那個……」刺拔抓抓頭，說：「我剛剛聽到很大的聲音從你家傳過來，還以為妳怎麼了……」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCp9bWUY0e
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聞言，嬌小鄰居瞪大眼睛看了他一眼，然後在兩人視線接觸的瞬間又撇開頭，嚅嚅的說：「我、我在組櫃子……」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMASIrPFrs6
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凌晨三點在組合家具？刺拔差點直接吐槽，不過想到自己凌晨三點也沒睡，也沒什麼資格說別人了。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrwJnrYJrA
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「好吧，沒事就好。」他吁了口氣，又道：「不過這棟公寓也老了，隔音不是很好，半夜還是小聲點好了……免得別的鄰居抗議啦……」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIPG4Zj8ZC
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「嗯……嗯。」她點點頭，「知道。」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCju9Di5Rt
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簡單招呼後，大門緩緩的關上。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVj4QXOwXV
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剛剛那麼一驚，回到自家電腦桌前冷靜下來後，熬夜的疲累感同時湧上。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLYLp7BuIf
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存了圖檔、關掉電腦、刷牙洗臉尿了尿，抓抓肚子就翻上床，閉上眼睛。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EoIRb2tpU
睡著前，刺拔才想到一個無關緊要的事情。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYgrg5P4XF
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那位神秘的嬌小鄰居，從頭到尾沒有讓他看到屋子裡的樣子；她只小心的把門開到自己身體擋得住的縫隙。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwwknYrWwT
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住在大都市裡，女生都要很謹慎啊。他想，然後昏昏沉沉的就睡死了。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3PzANsF3F
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渾噩醒來，是因為鈴聲。
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他夢見自己在猛按隔壁鄰居的電鈴，但其實，吵醒他的是自己家門的門鈴。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91QMUyNS66
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『叮――咚――叮咚叮咚叮咚――』毫不死心的瘋狂猛按，讓他有種回到昨日的錯覺。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6M5GYlG0dd
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睜開酸澀的眼睛，抓起手機一看。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfG79dYKA0
早上十點半。搞什麼？他皺眉。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkf1cYSeRwl
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『叮――咚――叮咚叮咚叮咚――』門鈴還在響。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLTenjHobW
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被這麼一催，屋子的主人也是會急的。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgerJfIOUxI
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「來了！」刺拔吼了出聲，然後慢吞吞的下床穿衣穿褲，晃到客廳開門。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qT19IGcWj
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因為平常很少有訪客，所以刺拔也忘了要先確認來者。這件認知，是他開門後，看到對方的制服才想到的。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjXPTQz5sx
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「您好，請問您是網路部落客刺拔先生本人嗎？」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3yazaT2hN
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是警察。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZ2rfux99R
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「關於這陣子發生的連續失蹤案件，我們想向您詢問一些事情。」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqttcezWJyW
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他真該找件像樣的褲子穿的，刺拔心想。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5gwTGMQ9X
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只穿一條四角褲的雙腿，不知為何抖了一下。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CAnhNpUbN
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