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「屌佢老味,差幾分姐,個死肥婆講極都唔撚明,的佢去做豬乸漢堡啦仆街!」一走出班房,師父就收起剛才既友善,不斷痛罵個肥婆334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXEzTLGA2c
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呢一刻既師父已經化身柴九:「你知唔知你留多一年代表咩呀?即係我又要養多你個打靶仔一年呀!你估我開善堂呀!」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWF2R4fEme
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呢樣野我曾經問過佢點解,不過佢似乎都唔係好想講334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvxV08xAUI
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當時既我地,係住響屯門某一座舊私樓,環境都算ok啦,師父成日都會同隔黎鄰舍d三姑六婆打下牌咁334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHYyB62VHL
「我都唔撚明,你呢d柒頭皮點會連中五都讀唔好架..」我同師父走出升降機,準備行返去我地位於E室既家334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfrcrasOkK
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坐響梳化既一個短髮少女轉頭:「咦,石仔返左黎啦,師父呢」呢個正正就係師父既親戚林新月,佢同我一樣細細個就跟左師父334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsQ5AkTplA
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「好..好小事姐..」新月經常充當我倆之間既和事佬,對此情況早已見怪不怪334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pcU84CN8l
「嗱!新月就講得岩啦!明明好小事,係師父你搞大佢黎講之嘛」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtFZGroQpD
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新月馬上遞上一杯熱茶:「唔好嬲啦師父,飲啖茶下下火先」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR83mxF76O7
師父飲左口茶後已經收火:「係喎,新月你頭先放榜喎,考成點呀!」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2Ul704Fp6
「54445**44咁囉,應該都夠入大學,所以我返左黎冇去報asso姐..」新月平平無奇道,的確,佢讀書方面係勁好多334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYopOvi3cK
師父拍拍新月既頭:「叻女!你學下新月啦打靶仔!人讀書你讀書,讀到你成個傻鳩咁!」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6LMN4Djy6
面對住師父既指罵,我已經冇力再答佢334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUF1QDgRXT
基本上,我呢十一年既生活都係咁過334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQM0VpQMZvz
我同師父互屌,新月做和事佬,無限LOOP334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pD6aSW8Qo
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「係既...不過之後因為八月既一件事,我同師父就炒左大獲啦..」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMWpu0dQJd
rina聽到呢句嚇左一跳:「咩事呀?可以搞到你地反面」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrg2gU6nr9X
「真..真係要講呀?我驚嚇親你喎...」呢件事的確有d尷尬334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6POmv7Zrj
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「唉屌...訓唔撚著tim,早知晏晝唔訓晏教啦...」依家係凌晨3點,不過都仲未訓得著334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo85583cVYU
今日我又繼續我既廢青生活,日日訓到一兩點,起身就開始打機,打到夜晚咁上下就訓334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtivlw7VZVb
相反,入左理工設計系既新月就比我多姿多彩得多,呢期又話要去d乜迎新營,八月尾都冇乜點返過黎訓334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxNBxrfxrL
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「識左師父咁耐都唔知佢鐘意深田恭子tim..」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4TUgxMQGq
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「嘩屌好撚正呀...咁扯法唔係路喎....打返個飛機先得!打完實訓得著啦掛」我心想,之後就拿拿聲拎住本恭子寫真集入房334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5V9o0rAyI
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「oh....yeah.....kimochi..恭子bb呀..」對住恭子完美既身材,我左手揭住寫真集,右手揸住巨龍自慰,一邊唸唸有語334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCr8eSEbHj
我都唔記得打左幾耐:「黎料啦恭子bb,熱姑熱姑!!」feel到準備出精,我大脾夾住寫真集,左手拎起tempo紙巾準備接住自己既精兵334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpj5vNzB1ag
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師父就響門口!!!!!!!!!!334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGx2PCgCwf0
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我當堂嚇到仆街,左手既tempo亦嚇得掉落地下334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0ynDHg8xw
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「轟!轟!轟!」白色既龍汁直接射向恭子既可愛臉蛋及豐滿身材上334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yhJbcq1zG
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呢一刻,成個世界都好似停左咁,師父面前住呢個畫面直頭呆左334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyW5NoqBt2
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「我個肥恭呀!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!」師父眼泛淚光,拎起充滿龍汁既寫真集334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8D5QvNi2S
我已經唔知可以講咩好:「呃...呃....對...對唔...住...囉」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeOPwjxtAP
師父眼神轉眼間已經充滿住怒火:「仆街仔!!邊個比你J我個肥恭架,仲要射精落佢度!?走呀仆街!我唔要再見到你!!!!!」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfAsQxoy2b
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「咦.....原來你有打飛機,仲要鐘意射落d寫真集,咁核凸架....」rina聽到呢度,不禁皺眉334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFaZFebFXf
「喂,依家有邊個後生仔未打過飛機架...」我反駁334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJir7xs2RKK
rina身馬上靠後,露出厭惡既表情:「咁你實拎過我d bra呀底褲呀黎打飛機啦,你好變態囉....」女人既幻想力真係無極限334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV01pMomqz8
「屌你係咪傻架,...何況我冇打好耐啦..」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbNGzcgWzE
「都係唔好啦,聽日出去買過哂D內衣褲啦,石仔你都係信唔過架...係呢,咁你比師父趕走左之後點呀?」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNm3CjYTDxK
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「屌老母,J左佢本寫真集姐,又唔係屌佢條女,駛唔駛趕我出黎呀食屎狗...」我心裡面依然好唔gur334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXs9oQUZXc
不過我依然相信,師父下左啖氣就會比我返去架啦...334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUC3OTwwLvk
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我心諗:「屌,邊撚個亂拋垃圾呀..」然後執起報紙334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3n4C36YUD4
呢一份係報紙既招聘板,左下角寫左「私人保鏢,月入五萬,包食包住,唔做就笨,年齡18-40,有意請致電21800000」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDog6ARDrB
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咪住先..如果我搬左出去,咁咪唔駛每日再受師父d臭脾氣囉..334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfLPasSnCM
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比新月捉左返去既果個金髮男,最後就只係供出左其餘三個人既樣貌334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeXfDo0xgV
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