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呢一刻既師父已經化身柴九:「你知唔知你留多一年代表咩呀?即係我又要養多你個打靶仔一年呀!你估我開善堂呀!」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42QJF5OX2P
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當時既我地,係住響屯門某一座舊私樓,環境都算ok啦,師父成日都會同隔黎鄰舍d三姑六婆打下牌咁306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDZrlJ4kSL
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坐響梳化既一個短髮少女轉頭:「咦,石仔返左黎啦,師父呢」呢個正正就係師父既親戚林新月,佢同我一樣細細個就跟左師父306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhulxt7LzK
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「54445**44咁囉,應該都夠入大學,所以我返左黎冇去報asso姐..」新月平平無奇道,的確,佢讀書方面係勁好多306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivYTnCJOwD
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「都係唔好啦,聽日出去買過哂D內衣褲啦,石仔你都係信唔過架...係呢,咁你比師父趕走左之後點呀?」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXFf1ItnAM
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「屌老母,J左佢本寫真集姐,又唔係屌佢條女,駛唔駛趕我出黎呀食屎狗...」我心裡面依然好唔gur306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0eC54BSJW
不過我依然相信,師父下左啖氣就會比我返去架啦...306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcKqauAeoX
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