Rip. Snap. Crack. copyright protection333PENANAPmJfEOqtS4
These are the words to describe my friend being eaten by whatever’s in the dark, whatever is in the shadows that I refuse to investigate. All I can do is run, run, run until I’m in the clear.copyright protection333PENANAVVvzfT0Rht
Except I’m never in the clear.copyright protection333PENANA298VaswAVB
Snap. copyright protection333PENANAYrRcF6mOvq
It sounds like my friend’s tibia breaking in two, but it’s a dead branch this time. I turn to my right, toward the sound, and see something moving under the light of the moon. The best I can describe it is that it’s big. I know that’s childish––unliterary-like––but if you were ten yards away from this monstrosity, “big” would be the only word you can think of, too.copyright protection333PENANAKPOGOGot4j
There you go: monstrosity.copyright protection333PENANAGOcIlpAFqk
The rain makes the leaves on the ground slick. The distance I’m putting between myself and the house behind me seems to get smaller instead of greater. But the house isn’t the only thing I’m running from anymore. It’s the house and the big something to my right. copyright protection333PENANAgX0NPO9QaC
It snarls and I see foam dripping from its chin. Hair clings on random sections of its grey skin and other parts are raw, as if flesh never grew over those areas of its body.copyright protection333PENANA5GijaOY2PW
How did I get here? I’m wondering the same thing myself while trying to get away from this house that seems to be pulling me back in.copyright protection333PENANAxWeTOngZgs
There was a pamphlet at my work. It was the last one of its kind, advertising a quiet getaway in a rustic house isolated in the woods. copyright protection333PENANAKaGPiMtACW
Isolated. Quiet. Rustic. copyright protection333PENANAVTbL0ORZzR
Those are the words the pamphlet used, and I thought I would be stupid not to rent it out for the weekend. Bring a friend and a couple six packs, it was a win-win situation.copyright protection333PENANAe6tDJYv6qt
Until the basement started breathing fire and the second floor swarmed with legions and headless children. copyright protection333PENANAsOw8oj5l5m
It went from win-win to lose-lose in one night. In two hours, actually.copyright protection333PENANAZUj390GIVB
I give up trying to outrun whatever is now bounding toward me and dart back into the house. Smoke permeates throughout the air, but at least the fire is out in the basement. I hear my friend screaming in the living room. Whatever is munching him isn’t done yet. copyright protection333PENANAbkSEA6MFps
Before me are the stairs, and at the top of them is a woman. She’s in a wedding dress––a dirty, old wedding dress.copyright protection333PENANAzU4QZUnbK2
“Byron, you’ve come back,” she says to me in a deep, baritone voice. She extends her arms out to me and I take a step back.copyright protection333PENANAmZK4ICMjf6
I cough on the smoke. “I–I’m not Byron.” I tell her, “You got the wrong guy.”copyright protection333PENANAHjPlkK5Vzv
Her eyes flash red, I kid you not, and she descends the stairs without touching one step with her feet. “Come to me, Byron.” She smiles, then I realize that’s all she can do is smile, because she doesn’t have lips. One eye hangs from its socket by the red fibers I can’t remember the name of. copyright protection333PENANA53a6vruwPZ
I take a step back, and what I feel on the back of my neck is more than just my hair standing on end. I turn to see the monstrosity looming over me, tongue lolling out of the side of its mouth, eyes green, pupils a vertical slit.copyright protection333PENANAKg4aBM6MPL
“Byron,” the bride says. She doesn’t have hair. She doesn’t have breasts. The dress hangs on her boney shoulders, her arms still outstretched. “I’m yours.”copyright protection333PENANAVVcHr90eL3
In the room next to us my friend is screaming my name. “Shut up!” whatever is eating him growls. copyright protection333PENANAsHJvJkSK6X
The monstrosity behind me growls, and a string of its saliva falls directly into the back of my collar, the thick, gummy fluid trailing down my spine. I shriek, bypassing the bride and into the kitchen.copyright protection333PENANA571fVlEOA6
A knife. A pan. A spoon. I’ll take anything that I can swing in front me like a child.copyright protection333PENANA3tCCoGHWe0
“Byron!”copyright protection333PENANAkDQeKH9uGJ
A bolt of lightning splits the house in two, the flash of white blinding me.copyright protection333PENANAUEludbJfwQ
Before I know it, the bride has me in her arms. I’m staring into the face of someone’s great-great-great grandmother, and she’s trying to kiss me without lips. The one eye in her socket closes while the other bounces against my cheek. I squirm but her skeleton arms hold me tight. Before I know it, her teeth are mashing my lips.copyright protection333PENANAnxnkx8jn3Z
My friend continues to scream, and I think: It sure is taking a long time to eat him.copyright protection333PENANAV14xVDqcTR
Suddenly the bride’s arms let me go. More accurately, the monstrosity rips them from their sockets and beats her with them. copyright protection333PENANAnG13fl4OG7
Is it protecting me? I wonder, then decide that I don’t care the monster’s intent. It’s time for me to go.copyright protection333PENANAI6QEHBn4hk
I jump over the chasm that the lightning strike opened up and spring out the front door one more time. The rain doesn’t let up, and yet somehow the iridescent moon is still present, beckoning the horrors of this night to come out.copyright protection333PENANAMlvhb6hFln
My heart leaps back toward the house, toward my friend, but there’s nothing I can do for him now. At least he’s stopped screaming. If I can’t be a hero, then I can be a survivor.copyright protection333PENANAA9MCTC6iyd
Whack. Slap. Bang.copyright protection333PENANAOVKIawsyjg
These are the words to describe the monstrosity beating the already dead bride. She’s screaming, “BRYON! BYYYYROOOON!” copyright protection333PENANA1BxfEUNWJW
That experience alone discourages me from ever tying the knot. I mean, any second her arms might detach and be used as weapons against her––or against me. I don’t want to marry someone expendable. copyright protection333PENANAkBFa8ucqCB
This isn’t the mentality to have right now. I need to escape.copyright protection333PENANAfLzsjYsbxj
I get in my car and start it. Thankfully the dead-car-cliché isn’t fulfilled. The tires struggle to find traction on the muddy road, but the screaming and roaring behind me abates as I leave the front gates. Automatically they swing shut behind my car. I don’t remember them being automatic––then again, I don’t remember poltergeists ever chasing anyone with a baseball bat, yet it happened. copyright protection333PENANAlWThThP3ef
I am everyone’s humble, petrified witness.copyright protection333PENANA0fZMQS9RKR
Ten minutes down the road, as my fear slowly dissipates into denial, something shifts in the backseat. copyright protection333PENANARv0Wythk3F
I don’t want to look in the rearview mirror, but I have to.copyright protection333PENANAVnvvfHxxwe
Yellow teeth gleam at me in the mirror; blue lips pull back and a crooked nose flares. copyright protection333PENANAwyiHtC0fyj
“No one leaves my house until I’m done with him,” the colorful mouth says. Spit flies onto my shoulder and I look over and see specks of blood. copyright protection333PENANA9AL9YZEZAO
Something tells me this is Byron. copyright protection333PENANAbpRTnaValR
Now I feel guilty for kissing his wife.copyright protection333PENANAJyoruFRIWY
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