到默記取西經，實屬我因一時之氣對夢為大師所作出的嘲諷。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHvS66QAgG
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我並沒有想得到，他竟然會用上「為著沉重的磚頭不惜東西兩邊走」這道精妙回覆作出反諷，意指我為了取得外父大人所贈予的凱旋門首期，不惜在希爾頓分店及新城市廣場分店兩邊來回走動。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaS2ogeKYm
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「大師，你找人查找過我的背景？541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9KNbkWc8h
為何你會知道我東西兩邊走，以及背後的目的？」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvynBZf7Yd
聽到夢為大師這道維肖維妙的比喻後，我不禁對他生起警戒心。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4CXaBJV9w
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依我記憶所得，我跟夢為大師只曾有過兩次會面，第一次是在新城市分店與麥默明的蘋果批比試，第二次則是在希爾頓分店跟麥默宋的同班同學丁香進行數學比試。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEt2yNP7pk
兩次會面中夢為大師均充當成為裁判角色，但我跟他的對話總句數並不超過十句，其後亦沒有任何交心的交集。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGR6Sy60J7
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「畢施主，你這可真的是此言差矣，貧僧仍為出家之身，早已把世俗之事拋諸腦後，又何以會無緣無故追查施主的私人生活呢？」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPIsDlUs6W
夢為微微低頭，意圖向我突顯其光滑反光的光頭，不帶一根煩惱絲。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEwrhC0uCC
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「大師，你始終並沒有回答得到我的提問！為何你會知道我的私事！」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiRHhCju0D
已聽厭政府空泛無內容官腔的我，當下竟然又從一名和尚的口中聽到帶人繞花園的對話方式，心裡不禁怒火中燒，沒有再跟他有半點客氣。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8qCweXhOz
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「善哉善哉，我佛慈悲！541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOU7LYXDaRv
畢施主，事實上並不是貧僧有意了解你的私事，而是施主你強迫貧僧觀看人你的經歷往事呢。」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBSgE7yTxs
夢為閉上雙眼，雙手合實，搖頭道。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWfmoxsnqc
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「俗語有云，雙眼是心靈之窗，由你雙目跟我對視的那一刻起，你便已經把心底裡的想法強行透過打開的窗戶迫使貧僧觀看！」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPofoy8M67
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「吓......？」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWNqX2uAkW
如此苟且荒謬的理論，我自出生而來也沒曾聽過。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWxWEs7Xu5
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「你不相信嗎？那麼畢施主你現在嘗試隨機想著一個數字，然後再跟我雙目交投吧！」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodgI4hflk7
夢為大師一道悠然自得的模樣。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPZL6wRqnh
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瞪！541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmTvWfxLDh
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為了當場擊破夢為大師這道謬論，我亦跟隨他的意思去做，烔烔有神的直瞪著他。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HXAdfFjyk
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“罪過！罪過！不愧為善良之刀所選之人......”541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUp98MdVEVj
夢為跟我對望的時間還不足一秒，便已立刻把頭垂低下來。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84A9XH3NBG
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「畢施主，你可真的是非常狡猾呢！541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWgsKtrVOV
貧僧明明只是叫你心想一個數字，但你竟然......541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH92Yz7kuG1
善哉善哉，畢施主你剛才所想的是，三萬、一筒和西。」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaDaRJ3C0Y
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聽到夢為大師能夠準確無誤地說出我心中的想法後，我當下後退了兩三步，難以置信「雙眼竟然真的會是心靈之窗」這道事實。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIOQRq6sMj
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「畢施主，你無需驚慌，世間上擁有窺視別人心靈之窗能力的人士可謂絕無僅有，老納純粹只是一名較為特殊的存在而已！541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMOwNdw7ZQ
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只不過，請別怪貧僧多口說一句，若然你遇見有人經常性地閉上雙眼或瞇起雙眼的話，請你務必要多加提防，這是他們心藏歪念不敢展示予人的神經反射動作！」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtCZL02jEP
夢為大師極為諷刺地以閉上雙眼的姿態說出這一番話，伸出右手指示我取回魚柳包神偷鑰匙扣。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURSESM921C
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「哦......」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEEldzcjgV
得知面前之人的確是一名奇能異士後，我亦不敢跟他有半點頂撞，以雙手恭維的姿態取回鑰匙扣。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLgnHe6rmS
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「你我今日相遇絕對是緣份的安排，既然畢施主你有遵守承諾，隨身攜備被大慈悲咒開光過的鑰匙扣，那老納也不妨再贈予畢施主一句智理明言。」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMz7RFz49h6
此刻，夢為大師亮出一道兇神惡煞的眼神，右手食指中指合上，劍指我的心臟位置部位。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLxNU7TBB7
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「過度的善良，只會自取滅亡！」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2FxaTcxo1
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大師的這句說話，一直在我腦海裡揮之不去。跟他道別後，我不斷思索細味著這句說話所暗藏著的意思，不知不覺間亦來到了沙田中央圖書館。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynBWNcEcPu
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“唉，與其思索這些虛無縹緲的事情，倒不如花心神研究學術文章還好吧！”541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LRe2b06uh
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到圖書館裡列印了數份與糖和鹽有關的學術文章，我便隻身出發前往希爾頓分店，利用糕普攝錄機完成間時委託下來的工作。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRlTYMBoNs
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時間約為十時半左右，我來到希爾頓分店的門口前方。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8Qb7PkdKw
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無獨有偶，我在正門前遇到了接近有一個月沒有見過面的麥默宋。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjbZ7Zatn5
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「嗨！」出於禮貌，我向她揮手打上招呼。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0u3uGgJeg
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殊不知道，她彷彿就像是撞邪了似的，眼神極為閃縮，慌慌張張的雙手抱著一袋黑色膠袋以反方向奔走逃跑，消失在老遠的人群之中。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPok7sglWl
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「用不用走得這麼快呀？我的樣子很恐怖嗎？」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTFZymB8fq
我隱約看到了黑色膠袋裡藏有紅色的布料，但並沒法推測得到內裡收藏著的究竟是甚麼。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKY2eKFktsq
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“為何......為何他褲袋裡會有魚柳包神偷鑰匙扣的？541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76sbdmfVeB
難道，這是情侶裝鑰匙扣？我的是男性神偷，而他的是女性神偷？”541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOWxoESLj5
默宋上氣不接下氣的躲在遠方一角，瘋狂地胡思亂想，展開了一系列的天馬行空虛構推理。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3KWkmpbWB
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魚柳包神偷鑰匙扣乃為她一生人中異性所送贈的第一份禮物，處於青春少艾時期的她並不懂得應該如何作出處理，只好把它當成珍寶似的收藏在自己的睡房裡頭。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDRl4KHygl
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亦是因為這樣，她心裡始終沒法徹底忘記畢時這個人，尤其見到真人的時候更是手足無措。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcspHUF5NV
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對於默宋想法毫不知情的我走進店舖內裡後，驚見一道熟悉的臉孔就在我眼前的不遠方，而對方亦接近在同一時間察覺到我的存在。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OT1YQYfj5
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「你為何會在這裡的？」我大叫一聲。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUsh5QdtOx
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「哦？畢時？你來得正好！541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2xcil9Ruc
你快點過來嘗試一下我的手勢，為我的中式牛柳及咕嚕雞球評一評分吧！」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOC0WSSU8LK
我的好友景方雄穿上一身廚師束裝，揮手著我前來。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWI2Qq6odl
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