到默記取西經，實屬我因一時之氣對夢為大師所作出的嘲諷。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiujHKyVyKB
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我並沒有想得到，他竟然會用上「為著沉重的磚頭不惜東西兩邊走」這道精妙回覆作出反諷，意指我為了取得外父大人所贈予的凱旋門首期，不惜在希爾頓分店及新城市廣場分店兩邊來回走動。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneJcqkCF91
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「大師，你找人查找過我的背景？487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNQHUDLFIR
為何你會知道我東西兩邊走，以及背後的目的？」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jhEnQ2pCI
聽到夢為大師這道維肖維妙的比喻後，我不禁對他生起警戒心。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLEB5iOb1O
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依我記憶所得，我跟夢為大師只曾有過兩次會面，第一次是在新城市分店與麥默明的蘋果批比試，第二次則是在希爾頓分店跟麥默宋的同班同學丁香進行數學比試。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRvwPJ0e5c
兩次會面中夢為大師均充當成為裁判角色，但我跟他的對話總句數並不超過十句，其後亦沒有任何交心的交集。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6soi1b0iX
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxabuvvQv2N
「畢施主，你這可真的是此言差矣，貧僧仍為出家之身，早已把世俗之事拋諸腦後，又何以會無緣無故追查施主的私人生活呢？」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpj82Px3tg
夢為微微低頭，意圖向我突顯其光滑反光的光頭，不帶一根煩惱絲。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMfwvAdyUS
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvIz5EVy3z
「大師，你始終並沒有回答得到我的提問！為何你會知道我的私事！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8F7CGuzyw
已聽厭政府空泛無內容官腔的我，當下竟然又從一名和尚的口中聽到帶人繞花園的對話方式，心裡不禁怒火中燒，沒有再跟他有半點客氣。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLHo5R4l25
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIMtuOY7Yt
「善哉善哉，我佛慈悲！487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOf7FpWQFxe
畢施主，事實上並不是貧僧有意了解你的私事，而是施主你強迫貧僧觀看人你的經歷往事呢。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRv9hCVqtDr
夢為閉上雙眼，雙手合實，搖頭道。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgdFixQZDp
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0ipCF5n32
「俗語有云，雙眼是心靈之窗，由你雙目跟我對視的那一刻起，你便已經把心底裡的想法強行透過打開的窗戶迫使貧僧觀看！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14YDV8wCMv
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3czr12xyw
「吓......？」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPP5SSd97iD
如此苟且荒謬的理論，我自出生而來也沒曾聽過。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzICTEdq93
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESL3tRSor7
「你不相信嗎？那麼畢施主你現在嘗試隨機想著一個數字，然後再跟我雙目交投吧！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfD25WXiEbj
夢為大師一道悠然自得的模樣。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznN2k8praM
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瞪！487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8hdQyF0G0
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGvIu4VbNC
為了當場擊破夢為大師這道謬論，我亦跟隨他的意思去做，烔烔有神的直瞪著他。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3md1is5Kl
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckBQmJ7h4i
“罪過！罪過！不愧為善良之刀所選之人......”487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHvr2gzICG
夢為跟我對望的時間還不足一秒，便已立刻把頭垂低下來。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMJbsWGlzs
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKMlNygh2X
「畢施主，你可真的是非常狡猾呢！487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TOLsaNpnY
貧僧明明只是叫你心想一個數字，但你竟然......487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvubgsoqjU
善哉善哉，畢施主你剛才所想的是，三萬、一筒和西。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcqgkq3MGp
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6WIGLibE1
聽到夢為大師能夠準確無誤地說出我心中的想法後，我當下後退了兩三步，難以置信「雙眼竟然真的會是心靈之窗」這道事實。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMs3Wy6sYl1
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAZeAHtoMw
「畢施主，你無需驚慌，世間上擁有窺視別人心靈之窗能力的人士可謂絕無僅有，老納純粹只是一名較為特殊的存在而已！487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUpkPIBjpY
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HlG4KpSxe
只不過，請別怪貧僧多口說一句，若然你遇見有人經常性地閉上雙眼或瞇起雙眼的話，請你務必要多加提防，這是他們心藏歪念不敢展示予人的神經反射動作！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhawFZwf5uA
夢為大師極為諷刺地以閉上雙眼的姿態說出這一番話，伸出右手指示我取回魚柳包神偷鑰匙扣。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDbmfenecw
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1S4AwkOlRR
「哦......」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlLhZRaKcM
得知面前之人的確是一名奇能異士後，我亦不敢跟他有半點頂撞，以雙手恭維的姿態取回鑰匙扣。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86dNUuQqsF
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzn9p56U2J3
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeDLZIcCW2
「你我今日相遇絕對是緣份的安排，既然畢施主你有遵守承諾，隨身攜備被大慈悲咒開光過的鑰匙扣，那老納也不妨再贈予畢施主一句智理明言。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPj3IrzQXDT
此刻，夢為大師亮出一道兇神惡煞的眼神，右手食指中指合上，劍指我的心臟位置部位。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPrNmssJVd
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMopYWApSx4
「過度的善良，只會自取滅亡！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrM7X0xlwjp
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3f8o5HWQnp
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487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOFKkBi4IJ
大師的這句說話，一直在我腦海裡揮之不去。跟他道別後，我不斷思索細味著這句說話所暗藏著的意思，不知不覺間亦來到了沙田中央圖書館。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡex0CXZEZX8
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0OltPQkrO
“唉，與其思索這些虛無縹緲的事情，倒不如花心神研究學術文章還好吧！”487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0xHuFibUF
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcc3svr82cS
到圖書館裡列印了數份與糖和鹽有關的學術文章，我便隻身出發前往希爾頓分店，利用糕普攝錄機完成間時委託下來的工作。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVasEJQVnC1
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlTGtqxHEL
時間約為十時半左右，我來到希爾頓分店的門口前方。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLtjSvgc3M
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcwfw5WwEq
無獨有偶，我在正門前遇到了接近有一個月沒有見過面的麥默宋。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9E5wFMkjH
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAKjl0Ix7r
「嗨！」出於禮貌，我向她揮手打上招呼。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0sov5XN02
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUR8wVSbtg
殊不知道，她彷彿就像是撞邪了似的，眼神極為閃縮，慌慌張張的雙手抱著一袋黑色膠袋以反方向奔走逃跑，消失在老遠的人群之中。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIab9B9DLY
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsUPKWyssK
「用不用走得這麼快呀？我的樣子很恐怖嗎？」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwvi5WCyuc
我隱約看到了黑色膠袋裡藏有紅色的布料，但並沒法推測得到內裡收藏著的究竟是甚麼。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpZBtxBejL
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hVt1821TW
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7LMGlDa2E
“為何......為何他褲袋裡會有魚柳包神偷鑰匙扣的？487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEilphamrbu
難道，這是情侶裝鑰匙扣？我的是男性神偷，而他的是女性神偷？”487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRV46n9XPp
默宋上氣不接下氣的躲在遠方一角，瘋狂地胡思亂想，展開了一系列的天馬行空虛構推理。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSC8GVLQAON
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbq3qdNCUT2
魚柳包神偷鑰匙扣乃為她一生人中異性所送贈的第一份禮物，處於青春少艾時期的她並不懂得應該如何作出處理，只好把它當成珍寶似的收藏在自己的睡房裡頭。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkfU7jEUQN
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljniDrZEE7
亦是因為這樣，她心裡始終沒法徹底忘記畢時這個人，尤其見到真人的時候更是手足無措。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOZ4s1tz8q
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5n7vNuxnS
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDL0XijoBwp
對於默宋想法毫不知情的我走進店舖內裡後，驚見一道熟悉的臉孔就在我眼前的不遠方，而對方亦接近在同一時間察覺到我的存在。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3nQqHwXQ8
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1JfIy6JUC
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxvOQW0F06
「你為何會在這裡的？」我大叫一聲。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXIAllAYXg
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kMF6VatJo
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487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GuNwZKCWK
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487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZsBS9LVV0
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「哦？畢時？你來得正好！487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26Oaq3ECpn
你快點過來嘗試一下我的手勢，為我的中式牛柳及咕嚕雞球評一評分吧！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymRTzwlPvN
我的好友景方雄穿上一身廚師束裝，揮手著我前來。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAsvvsnxl3
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