Technically NOT a story written by me.356Please respect copyright.PENANAgUQUNxBp18
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.356Please respect copyright.PENANAQTDBMTNpXl
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.356Please respect copyright.PENANAqBF5PennMf
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 356Please respect copyright.PENANAUbGjZ2OS81
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 356Please respect copyright.PENANAhCBnzcghyT
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 356Please respect copyright.PENANA3CNKFCFz2Q
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 356Please respect copyright.PENANAJr2L6nsFkI
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 356Please respect copyright.PENANArHAGSYMX2d
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 356Please respect copyright.PENANAbjm0k9hXTR
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 356Please respect copyright.PENANAklgGVuQ0cg
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 356Please respect copyright.PENANAmIZzh0Xuh0
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 356Please respect copyright.PENANAbNy1r1wXHT
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 356Please respect copyright.PENANAZxZCxsCxDt
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 356Please respect copyright.PENANAIs6q5DPWPQ
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 356Please respect copyright.PENANA9LRZOq4k2L
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 356Please respect copyright.PENANAzzZd5i66ZG
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 356Please respect copyright.PENANABQ83PSR47M
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 356Please respect copyright.PENANAxRRrhTUhXh
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 356Please respect copyright.PENANAPCk9toHVVk
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 356Please respect copyright.PENANA1KyyBQ2QMq
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 356Please respect copyright.PENANArXS1aAPFEi
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 356Please respect copyright.PENANAwdlTcVlHqS
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 356Please respect copyright.PENANAfPHPXPuHFG
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 356Please respect copyright.PENANALd4iWjprtA
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 356Please respect copyright.PENANAvfxnhGQCIS
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 356Please respect copyright.PENANAffltxe6ZUg
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 356Please respect copyright.PENANA3carXHDi1z
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 356Please respect copyright.PENANAwz41Ep9KnZ
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 356Please respect copyright.PENANAsVJ9SshARs
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 356Please respect copyright.PENANAIN5nSDYEDG
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 356Please respect copyright.PENANAsgRxRw1yhc
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 356Please respect copyright.PENANA71iOdXDfAA
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 356Please respect copyright.PENANAAxCc2HS4or
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 356Please respect copyright.PENANAJbRgMaLFZc
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 356Please respect copyright.PENANAAHUx1M2Dcf
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 356Please respect copyright.PENANAN5MLYLnZfJ
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 356Please respect copyright.PENANAwvIaqBZvtJ
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 356Please respect copyright.PENANAtHMANoyIfB
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 356Please respect copyright.PENANAzvAJqjnTsN
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 356Please respect copyright.PENANA1ApIfcrT0e
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 356Please respect copyright.PENANAifZlHkyfLj
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 356Please respect copyright.PENANAetWThBesNx
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 356Please respect copyright.PENANAL50UcYSPpG
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 356Please respect copyright.PENANASplKFAcLMo
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 356Please respect copyright.PENANABQveehIZem
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 356Please respect copyright.PENANAWWjw8YITh1
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 356Please respect copyright.PENANAXWGmzcC6Dg
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 356Please respect copyright.PENANAuzkxFpox9S
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 356Please respect copyright.PENANAYwIFUx5jrX
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 356Please respect copyright.PENANAkKhLwhMI1p
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 356Please respect copyright.PENANAqfaTlIpSNB
Tobex: I have never heard about it.