Technically NOT a story written by me.545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2IdbF0cVP
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeEGN3z0wD
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8jzHP2aK6
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnt6IHJ6ijc
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHIPAew0qE
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakEzeUfsLf
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9wpPIHiKu
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84FI66zgsk
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzMSsVl1TL
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwx0Tf7gLR
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBym837Qy0H
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85gs9WhGUb
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeuMwcyIvs
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzy0UpKmrH
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTViVfrYOI
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWeb8ZIi1n
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nnB65lmCL
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDL6yWpBoE4
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDeHMLEyKq
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOsCdNmguv
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMdTTQbzZc
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVezEGMfgVR
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziVHo59M6q
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauG4A1HQEc
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuWnCDh4Jn
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5C8yw2feoa
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeANqNzm2e
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMIZ4PvzJj
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauFGoCJS2G
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiPsJZfXQZ
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhb2wTuNG9
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7BvdrkjHa
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIidUlBlyz
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Y2uttxy24
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcq4JYJdcsW
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CxjH2gd4y
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlFZ7pmx7M
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2R7Iy4Iida
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjitYrhEDZm
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6l5uDG5Dv
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfwI0FgDsq
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxhWChTdFE
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikG7yYIzUy
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWch2BHqH5
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbE5QtgxUtu
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNuA3keZww
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPGlFmlqou
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBoIJYLW4z
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFPPUrxRdw
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUUPOOJvxN
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 545Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbS663fenw
Tobex: I have never heard about it.
