「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠，伏在書桌上無病呻吟。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvCaYtFH1B
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樂言轉身問我﹕「喂，唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyHUlUGqP1
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7hw2Za5xi
我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後，我也開始吃不消，有點想睡覺了。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAJxaCTeZv
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我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦，日打夜打我頂唔順啦，你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓，又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機！我要女朋友！我要初戀呀！初戀呀！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaQtWZgsK9
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5LGCgLwEQ
首先交代一下背景，我叫做陳洛鋒，Samuel，朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學，而樂言則是我的室友。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnC2qqSLiXp
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樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦，女咋嘛，一地都係啦，你慌溝唔到咩? 」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6pGZpryd1
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGtWQ4GeXy
我瞪了他一眼，沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KLqlPXMIB
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TQ3dl9PrP
話說我唸的Accounting Year1，男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人！不過這個「驚」，是「驚慌」的「驚」，意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIJEie6V7J
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmdcCSrMlV
樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避，笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀！打鑊你㗎！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzE7fmduK7O
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdVt1K5uoU
我斜視他，不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫，唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手，未至於要搞你。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbff6EGJtE
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzE14Rr47pB
樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅，今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀，我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅，今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ad1kjhTsn
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE46yRD1vCr
其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大，因為這幾天宿舍的生活，或多或少都碰到不少女生，但要說能挑起我性趣的，可說是絕無僅有，而這些絕無僅有的女生，卻不是周Hall的。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWDbByTj6M
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFcWBgCwjt
不過當然，認識多一個朋友也不是壞事，說不定可以朋友搭朋友，搭出一個美女來。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11g3auWUQk
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfzq2BsJMF
「糖水會幾點呀? 」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IbK1rOLsK
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuK80pexPjQ
「10點。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWmbFS9uyg
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QsOExSYRF
我看了看錶，現在是八時半，肚子也有點餓，於是我道﹕「喂，肚餓，落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxivqLGE2r4
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnSPhreV1i
樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHZ6evs23k
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquDiZeJBvn
我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖！你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1dTN6eUkc
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1qUDCvKMQ
樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AkSz4jH6L
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpd9JEMRzE
如是者，我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯，吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTO4TxjDyB
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqSU70rmff
樂言道﹕「喂，而家先9點3，仲有時間打返場喎。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAzEE8FKAk
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMSnh66WrY
我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjqawApDA0
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuBWVbS0iz
樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛，又未夠10點。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPrb3Nzou2
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMi1rKZ0F1O
「你同佢兩個打啦，我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事，唯有看看網絡小說吧。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TlGqR3lXT
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmodbxyq2l
我打開了《紙言》的網頁，看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFpzopo2m2
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGyVotDuPQ
《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣，是關於甚麼的?868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODNwyaSCso
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6SeoPS50U
正當我拿起手機，準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時，一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出，以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時，她竟然說她是我老婆，還要教我如何追到女神? ！868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsbdpSbbJd
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGoZ6I1Cgt
是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVUvI2SsIC
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyGVQMmrLN
我點擊進去，才看了序章的第一句，我就呆住了。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyoohQ3lY6
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBYaCnK0r5
各位好，我叫陳洛鋒，現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpWEjNFmoL
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQJcqV4D3x
故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVIaGlRJtj
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSF9Hd8Nziy
我馬上繼續閱讀下去，發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣，無論是戀愛經驗，中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果，都跟我完全相同。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZduvWc9Ayz
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqimioDVUDs
就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡！868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xvYgjIwoV
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnDdJW8dMB
到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGm7JcNma1
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEzM4pGCR5
我馬上查看一下，看見是「羊先生」三個字。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEjGkJ85rZ
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqLArPbGHd
羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識，而且這個是筆名吧?868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6ajbm5s2T
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRyCNW01ZI
對了！這裏有他的facebook專頁，點進去看看吧。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfxmovRGC5
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kxuaWYOUH
我進入了他的專頁，發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣，只得十數個like而已，看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQkIlwBmV0
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMK8Br3FS7R
咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文，那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1gTHmPjLh
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjO2YIxV7md
我馬上點進高登看看，卻發生網頁錯誤。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQfLYodobj
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpCLwsBG5j
搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤！868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYzf3YRGZm
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xdfBEkIsb
我又重試一遍，還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍，包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等，卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章，但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTL6zlopaa7
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BtSVvfCYS
到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧，整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣，連想法都如實呈現，怎麽可能有這種巧合?868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWV2MVdBnaB
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFv9xpMFN0D
「喂，夠鐘啦，落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ809RwXjfir
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrrLq3awDs
「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶，原來已經九時五十五分了。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQH3dIJYRH
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8wWbo4ZXu
我遇到一件很怪異的事情了，糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFPfszlFqE
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KT7suiOAe
「係呀，行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼，就這樣將我推了出門。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEhUFvZdyU
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqc50fTY6Tr
「喂喂！我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙，為甚麼他會知道我的事情?868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeopxKp6xM0
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxhQxjh4jp
樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣，繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門，喊道﹕「喂！行啦！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OOSkAucMb
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPm2RHg7lF
阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出，就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZf5Qq1bKn
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